Let's be honest, it's a straight downgrade from the original. Visually it lacks the charm of the original and the soundtrack is worse. It even looks worse than Touhou 20. It's just a quick cash grab to exploit normies who equate new with good.
>>750531104Certified AI slop
>>750531104Skill issue
>>750531104>Visually it lacks the charmaren't the character portraits the same exact ones from the original
>>750531104It comes with the old one though
>>750531104Does it support tate mode?
>>750534605wrong
No one plays these games, they just fap to the girls
>>750537621Touhou for the most part isn't really sexualised like that
>>750537863There's one million or more r18 pictures in pixiv
>>750531104You still get the original packaged with it and that wasn't available on steam before.Even if the new stuff sucks I think they only changed the name/bkg of the star of David spell card or so I'm told. I just played the original since I actually own a copy and picked up the remake on steam since I'd rather leave the disk in its case on a shelf and I like supporting Zun.
>>750538094non-ero touhou fan content vastly outnumbers ero content
>>750531104Well, at least they will release a physical version soon, anyone knows if that one includes the original too?
>>750539598and other jokes you can tell yourself
>>750540543>nigga thinks comiket and touhou festivals aren't 95% non H stufftypical retarded westerner
>>750540659typical retarded yurifag
>>750540719
>>750531104Disagree, but shmupfags are known to be the most resistant to change so I couldn't care less about what they think.
>>750534810No :(
>>750541043Damn, that's stupid. Thanks for letting me know.
>>750540986>people like games by ZUN>been playing games by ZUN for 20 years>here is a game not made by ZUNplayers have no obligation for liking it
>>750531104No arcade-style shmup is worth more than $5. The girls are great but the games are only worth a couple hours if you're not a low functioning autist
>>750540986Yeah :)
The only problem I have with the remake is that the broke Sakuya for some reason, she fires her knives at twice the rate when she is on the left side of the screen so it's a coinflip if you will be overwhelmed.
>>750533432This, unironically.
>>750531104Its straight up the best version of this game, even if the soundtrack is worse you can just use the OG soundtrack for it. plus it comes with a copy of the original when you buy it, there's frankly no reason to even make this thread, you are a faggot.
>>750533432>>750543604>still crying about some backgroundsmove on
>>750531104>original EoSD had six-pointed stars>demake has eight-pointed stars>they changed the six-pointed stars to eight-pointed stars in the original EoSD that's packaged with thisTouhou 20 wasn't a parody of conspiracy theorists. It was a warning that ZUN has become a bigger hack than all of us could have ever imagined.
>>750543743zero tolerance
>>750531104I downloaded the torrent from nyaa aeons agoBut EoSD was broken and all I could play was IN and PCBThanks to this remake now I could actually play EOSD
>>750543752>still crying about some magic sigilsmove on
>>750543752It was always 8 you lying bitch
>>750531104seeing touhou of all things getting constant goyim hate campaign threads is bizarre >>750543752removing jewslop is objectively a good thing
>>750543845No it wasn't.
>>750543863"Heaven's Punishment: Star of David"What did ZUN mean by this?
>>750543767you will be left behind
>still crying about ZUN plagiarizing graphics>still crying about ZUN plagiarizing music>still crying about ZUN's wife helping him with the visuals>still crying about a game that comes out once every two years that gives you 20 minutes of game play for $40>still crying about a gacha that you don't even need to look atMove on!!
>>750543948again, removing anything that glorifies jews is a good thinganyone that is getting mad at this is a good goyim not worth talking to in the same way talking to literal brick walls or the literal floor is not worth your time
>>750543979lol
>>750544068lol
>>750543794>>750543728See the remake is good.
>>750544029>still crying about ZUN plagiarizingYep.
Don't post it
>>750544286If Sarai's own maker Masahiro Shibata hasn't sued ZUN yet, why do you still care? Yeah he took some things from him, so what? Sarai stole material from The Bible, Red Riding Hood, vampire flicks, and several other things, so it's par for the course don't you think?
>>750543794This guy gets it.
>>750544428Seeing that picture reminds me that the world I once lived in no longer exists. That picture is over twice as old as some of the sumizoomies in the fanbase today.
>>750545781We are unironically getting to the point where correlating "zoomie" with Sumireko is getting strange because Sumireko was 15 when ULiL was released in 2015 so now in 2026, Sumireko is 26. That also means Cirno is over 80 years old and Remilia is around 523 years old.
>>750546231Being a sumizoomie is a mindset, not an age. Anyone born (after my specific reference of time that I got into the Touhou fandom) is considered a sumizoomie from my perspective.
>>750545781unc is sad
>ironic weebs larping as oldfags trying to gatekeep touhou of all things when touhou is the eastern equivalent of FNAF or undertale in terms of popularitythe comedy writes itself
none of you play the games
>>750547116I do though? But it was only IN and PCB until this remake which finally made EoSD playable
>>750547961post you're 1ccs
>>750548457Sup yayshmups
>>750548621hey
>>750546967>touhou is the eastern equivalent of FNAF or undertaleFNAF? Literally how? There are no jump scares in the games.Undertale was inspired by Touhou so that's a dumb comparison.A more apt comparison would be comparing it to the block of shows in the 1990s on CN, such as Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken, The Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd n Eddy, etc. Basically, a medium with bright colors and wacky character that act a little bit different than what you'd expect sprinkled with some adult humor and low quality aesthetics.
>>750548832>in terms of popularityi didn't expect ironic weebs to become less literate by the day
>>750548709Lot of failed threads today, huh? Sorry champ.
>>750549017But FNAF and Undertale aren't as popular as TouhouRight?RIGHT?!
>>750549050yeah
>>750546967Touhou is somewhat niche even in the east, Genshin is far more popular
>>750549092>"Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) is the most mainstream and globally recognized of the three franchises, followed by Undertale, with the Touhou Project holding a massive, long-standing cult status particularly prominent in Japan and dedicated online circles."
>>750549161I refuse to believe more people recognize Freddy Fazbear or Sans over Reimu or Marisa, come on now let's be serious here.
>>750549220They do in the west.Which is literally the point.If anything sans is rapidly approaching near-goku status in terms of recognizability.
>>750549220Holy shit, you are in a massive echo chamber. Reimu and Marisa are generic anime waifus to normies. They fail the silhouette test. Meanwhile, Sans' face is unique and iconic.
>>750549092Most oldfags on 4chan live in a bubble they haven't left for over two decades. If you actually visit zoomie hellholes like Xitter, Reddit, Instagram, TikTok, etc., you'd realize 1) Touhou is vastly outclassed by things like FF, BA, Arknights, etc., and 2) AI slop has gotten so bad that us complaining about EoSD NC having some AI side panels is the equivalent of complaining that your McChicken has pickles on it. Literally just take the pickles off. At least the McChicken itself isn't AI.
...still not playing undershite
>>750549092bro skibidi toilet is more recognizable than 99% of 2hus
>>750549687what about big chungus? it's still pretty popular right
>oldfags calling the latest generation "zoomies"Might want to update your lingo there grandpa. You should be calling them "alphies" now.
>>750534605Wrong, they're better
>>750549897>Searching for posts that contain ‘zoomies’. Returning only first 3000 of 40524 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘alphies’. 1366 results found.>Sat 07 Nov 2020>unironically the next generation is gen alpha>alphiesWell, six years late is better than never I suppose."sumialphies" doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "sumizoomies" though. What Touhou would be best paired with the word "alphie"?
>>750531104Honesty is not Video Games.
skibidichungus
>there's a character named "Cherno Alpha" in Pacific RimHuh. I didn't know that. Still doesn't rhyme but that's fun knowledge.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
Anaberalphies, maybe? It has rhyme, but it doesn't have the repetition that "sumizoomie" has.
>>750550373MEIRA BALLS
Then what was the last entry that made you think "wow, this is really fun?"
nevermind yuyuko needs dinner ready by an hour I'm going out
"Alialphies" (Alice + alphie)"Arialphies" (Ariya Iwanaga + alphie)You know what, maybe just sticking to "sumizoomie" will suffice. Everything else just looks weird.
YOUMUUUUUUUU I NEEDED IT READY AN HOUR AGO
>>750550736don't worry maam you can have some of my bahraat best food you bloody benchoid
>>750531104imagine playing demakes lmfoaalsohttps://files.catbox.moe/y5rtcl.webm
>>750540719Embarassing
>>750531104I bought this for my friend who plays alot of touhous; how fucked am I?
>>750552329You'll need to buy all the fangames for him as well if you want your friend to fuck you.
>>750552517
>>750531104The only bad thing is the horrible ZUN drawings that completely go against the rest of the art.
>>750552625And the squandered opportunity to reward players with highly detailed defeat portraits.
>>750549484>. At least the McChicken itself isn't AI.yet
>>750531104Just use the original soundtrack if it bothers you that much, the original is janky as fuck with input delay
>>750549441>Reimu and Marisa are generic anime waifus to normies. They fail the silhouette test.What is this ungodly bullshit you are spouting? Most anime-esque designs even in genshin wish to be as iconic as those two and having countles rip-offs even now
>>750553184yeah well it's not the version i played in 2011 when i was 12
>>750553450you severely underestimate how much the average westoid has devolved
>>750531104Kek this is a good post thanks for the good laugh OP.
>>750549441touhou's popularity was literally built on the silhouette test
>>750553496I am just going to go and say asriel is nearly 1:1 to marisa
>>750549753HAS
A
>>750553639it will never not be funny the most popular touhou song is a theme of a character nobody knows about
>>750549092Touhou was always niche in the west, anybody pretending otherwise is retarded
>>750554041It's even somewhat niche in Asia
>>750554331the fact new classic sold more than the entire shmup genre put together proves zun should fucking branch off and make other type of games
The recline is real
>>750543845why are you like this?
based zun for removing jewish bullshit
yawwwwwwwwwn post something NEW and EXCITING
>>750543863>>750544049>>750556081If ZUN removed the six-pointed sigils and even the spellcard named "Star of David", will he also remove the manji (aka the thing everyone called Hitler's swastika) in PCB New Classic?
>>750556928Cirno's character is a conglomeration of several different things:Name:• According to those who visited the Touhou Project Exhibition in 2022, Cirno's name was originally "チルド" (Chirudo). It was likely that some time during development, ZUN changed this to "チルノ" (Chiruno) after reading the manga Sarai and seeing a character with a name similar to what he had already conceptualized. Sarai has many other similarities to EoSD, such as having a character named Patchouli, a hand pose by Nudge that looks similar to Remilia's hand pose, and a visual for Nudge that looks similar to Sakuya's character portrait.Design:• Mai from Mystic Square (outfit design, hair design, ice theme, portrait pose)• Marisu (unused character) from Twinkle Star Sprites (outfit design)• Tanned Sakura from Marvel vs. Capcom (Tanned Cirno)Character:• Mai's personality and theme could be referencing the Divine Comedy's ninth circle of Hell which might explain the (9) in the PoFV manual• EoSD's full version was released at Comiket 62 on August 11th, 2002. In EoSD, Cirno was not associated with the infamous insult "バカ" (idiot). About two years later, Sarai's Cirno used the phrase in Sarai, Volume 12, page 98, released in August 2004. About three months before the infamous PoFV manual called Cirno an idiot, PoFV's demo (version 0.01a) released at Reitaisai 2 on May 4th, 2005. In that demo, Reimu said to Cirno, "あ、バカ発見" (Ah, idiot sighted).Spell Cards:• Continuing with Cirno's possible association with the Divine Comedy, she has a spell card called Freeze Sign "Freeze Actress" in the earliest EoSD demo (the Divine Comedy is a popular writing commonly used in acting) and a spell card in PoFV called Freeze Sign "Cold Divinity".• One of Mai's attacks after Yuki has been defeated looks extremely similar to Cirno's Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" spell card.
>>750557173Songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7TXVtGGFcTitle: Tong Poo (also known as East Wind)Artist: Yellow Magic Orchestra (YMO)Release Date: 1978Time of Reference: 0:38 - 1:07https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re0K9dqGt9YTitle: Omoide No Itoguruma (想い出の糸車)Artist: Kunihiko Mitamura (三田村 邦彦)Release Date: 1981Time of Reference: 0:23 - 0:33This song has a theme of love throughout it which could be the inspiration for the title of Cirno's theme, "おてんば恋娘" (Lovestruck Tomboy).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfH5usYFxSoTitle: Min mor sa till mejArtist: OrupRelease Date: 1988Time of Reference: 2:28 - 2:35This song has the line "Och som den blåögda idiot man nu en gång är" (And like the blue-eyed idiot I once was) from 0:35 - 0:40. It also contains a theme of love throughout the song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFi_9V8Hw8Title: Love Me (also known as the theme of Arthur Schmitt)Game: Twinkle Star Sprites (ティンクルスタースプライツ)Time of Reference: 0:13 - 0:26Release Date: November 25th, 1996Both this song and Cirno's theme have "love" in their titles.
>>750557070He will definitively do that, and that will be even more notorious as that is featured heavily in a lot of extra boss patterns
>>750557173>>750557306It's times like these I'm reminded that Touhou characters are not real people and are just video game characters composited from sources contained in the brain of a drunken Japanese man.
>>750557173>PC98Who caaaaaaaaares
>>750557173>>750557306Autism
>>750557173>>750557306the best part of this pasta is that it's all reasonable opinions or uncounterable facts
>>750557535A real Touhou fan cares.
>>750557590Or maybe nobody bothers to because it's PC98. I mean I didn't even read it but sure it's true, whatever. You can say anything about PC98 and nobody sane will give a damn.
Could I get some unreasonable opinions and/or counterable facts?
>>750557684You are not a miserable failure and have a bright future.
>>750557590The tanned sakura one IS an actual fact though
https://youtu.be/PHUPZkdMrQw>a monster known as a gensokyoHow did they fuck this up so badly?
>>750557754So is EoSD's full version release date
Isn't there an interview somewhere where ZUN says he listed to YMO?
>>750558120I've seen this several times, but I've never seen an actual source to this claim.
>>750558251https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_influencesYou've got YMO on here a couple of times, but nothing on the page is sourced because of course it's not.
>>750558382>Music: The Legend of KAGE>Likely origin: The Legend of Kage (Taito, 1985)Not very subtle there was he
>>750558382>Hall of Fame theme from Pokémon Red and BlueI already knew about this and completely forgot about it. It does actually sound very similar.>High Society Rag by King Oliver 's Jazz BandI don't hear it.
>It's another ZUN is riping off shit threadshut the fuck up
>>750558894>ripingMaybe if ZUN would ripen his games more, they'd taste better.
>>750558993Pipe down faggot
>>750557070It rotates to a position where it could be seen as a swastikaTherefore, it is one
>>750531104Name a single remake that has actually been a remake and not a demake.I will wait.
>>750559170new classic
>>750559010Faggots are grilled on pits, not down pipes.
>>750558475former taito employee
>>750531104You are just mad it proves Patchouli's dress NEVER had purple stripes.
>>750559170DW3RSeiken Densetsu 3Devil Blade RebootLa-Mulana
chu chu chu muah (on her butt)
>>750559938her stripes are iconic so whatever
>>750559459>Zuntata is the "house band" of Japanese video game developer and publisher Taito.>Zuntata>ZUNIs ANYTHING about ZUN original?
>>750560274Actual schizophrenic
>>750560274I can't remember the source, but ZUN stated before that his name came from shortening his name to "JUN" for arcade leaderboards and changing it to "ZUN" because he thought it looked cool. He probably saw Zuntata later and thought "huh, what a coincidence" similar to how he already thought of Patchouli (because "color purple") and then saw Patchouli in Sarai in that same manner. Nobody thinks Patchouli was stolen from Sarai because her entire motif was stolen from somewhere else and the Patchouli in Sarai is nothing alike.
We are so fucking back
>>750560440I don't know what we're back from but okay
I like Touhou a lotI just got a new PB for Stage 6 of PCB on Hard, one miss against Yuyuko and one bomb for the stage sectionI've NMNB'd every other stage at least once so far, all I need is to hold onto my mental and avoid choking when I do start making mistakes
>>750560518Congrats you played 1 game more than the average touhou fan
>>750531104They only made it so they have an excuse to physically release the game for consoles, and the game comes with the original.It's not a groundbreaking remake but it's not something you'd sperg out about as if you watched a scandalous hour long comparison video on YouTube.
>>750560724the original game bundled is not 1:1 to the actual first release though
>>750531104>Touhou fan finds a new excuse to not play the game by labeling the latest release as a worthless remakeStay tuned to find out if they'll ever 1cc the game for the first time (they won't)
>>750560724>They only made it so they have an excuse to physically release the game for consolesFor profit, yes. Not to be nostalgic or "Touhou fans deserve an upgrade!" It was for profit. Period.>and the game comes with the original.It doesn't. At all. The spell sigils were altered, some spellcard text and dialogue text was changed, and there are even some programming bugs that weren't there in the original. I wouldn't be surprised if someone uses AI to reverse engineer the "original" bundled with EoSD: NC and finds out that the "original" is actually a vibe-coded AI slop mess.
>>750560915Duh they lost the source code.But the original game is also aids and it requires a patch to play it and fix input lag.
>>750560975>For profit, yesThese games have been sold for money since its beginning, you have to be pretty fucking retarded to think otherwise
>>750560975Touhou fans doesn't need an upgrade because none of them plays the game.
Mr.ZUN please upgrade the touhou to be anime girl TPS or else I can't play the game
Thoughts on washboard Kagerou?
>>750561362made for groping
>>750561362Noncanon spinoff
>>750561362How big is his femboy cock?
>>750561451>Has bigger lore reveals than the last 4 gamesI don't think so
>>750561075You are correct, but with ZUN, it used to be:"Here's this burger I put together. I got all the parts from different sources, but it's still a burger and it's tasty. That'll be 1,000 yen!"But with EoSD: NC, it's more like:"Here's this burger. Everyone else made it and some of its ingredients are artificial, but hey look I added some sesame seeds to the bun. Isn't that cool? 1,990 yen for digital or 4,400 for physical (5,610 for Switch 2 version, costs more because...Switch 2!)"No seriously, even if you disagree with every single thing I have said ever, you have to agree with this one thing: There is NO REASON why the Switch 2 version should cost 27.5% more.
>>750561767>burger analogy
>>750561767>No seriously, even if you disagree with every single thing I have said ever, you have to agree with this one thing: There is NO REASON why the Switch 2 version should cost 27.5% more.Probably because of nintendo tax + physical shit is getting obnoxiously expensive
>>750561978Many Switch 1 games cost exactly the same on the Switch 2. Not all of them of course. I've seen several Switch 2 DIGITAL games on the shop cost $10 more for absolutely no reason. ZUN charging more for the Switch 2 version would make sense if the Switch 2 version had upgraded graphics, better fidelity music, etc., but it doesn't.
>>750559170Echoes of Valentia and Shadow Dragon for DS.
>>750559170Pokemon HG/SSPokemon BD/SP (compared to D/P, not Platinum)
>>750531104I still don't understand why they don't just disclose the AI usage instead of being so slimy and secretive about it.
who won?who lost?
>>750562267>I've seen several Switch 2 DIGITAL games on the shop cost $10 more for absolutely no reason.>for absolutely no reason.Third parties saw nintendo adding extra switch 2 DLC and graphical improvements for $10 (free with NSO) and thought they could get away with worse.
>>750560116
>>750563928Merth Me
>>750564093And they are. Because morons are still buying it.
Touhou isn't officially dead until it gets a Fortnite crossover.Thankfully, that will never, EVER happen...right?
>>750564140why?
I got a Hard 1cc and the Extra clear which I thought was above my skills but I managed to do it, but it is ultimately a remake. I've already played EoSD, and everyone ITT who did want to play EoSD already played it before. The only salvation is that it's not taking any time away from ZUN who left anything but music to Aquastyle and a few other collaborators.
I got a hard cock
marisa
...I hate marisa
Octograms just look so... square compared to sexy spiky hexagrams. Why
I can't stop thinking about how much I hate hate hate that stupid magician
>>750570848Just don't save images of characters you don't like or care for?I have 364 Megumus but only 29 Meilings.
marisa is not real
>>750567656Merth is free to do whatever he wishes, while I weep over the lack of fusus. I'm trapped.
go ahead alice, use me
I think retro sanae is funny
Witch toe hoe would you cum inside repeatedly
>>750570848there is like 4 magicians. be more specific
>>750544286Qrd?
>>750573490!!!!
>>750572442Impregnate shrine maidens
>>750565503>ZUN surrendering to westernfaggotry
How do you save Touhou 21?
>>750572027goodbye
>>750557173>>750557306Very nice database researchOn an unrelated note, a lot of people like to compare Marisa's debut design to Cotton from the Cotton series.
>>750575049Add yuri
BABY HUNGRY BABY WANT PIZZA
>>750576434Marisa is not a suicidal tranny please delete this
Touhou's golden era was also the height of the internet. I want to go back in time. Everything is terrible and the future looks worse.
>>750576479So he's just a tranny?
>>750576434ZUN doesn't speak English please delete this
Huh this thread is still hereGood morning anon, will you play video games today?
stop calling me a yatsubitch it's not funny
>>750577776No
>>750577776I will give EosD another try
>>750576968Explain this then
>>750553639"Witch on broomstick" 95% of people who watch this video
>>750577776NoPic related is meMinus Lost Word
Where are we going?
>>750577776I'm still trying to 1cc mystic square
>>750533432As far as I'm aware it only has AI upscaled backgrounds
>>750531104is it really that bad? I kinda wanted to buy it, once most of these games come out and got a bundle. But i stick to original, if it suck this much
>>750580736It's actually better than the original, and if you hate it that much then the original game is right there bundled with it
>>750580841>original game is right there bundled with itI honestly didn't know. Didn't even check out the game's page yet. I'm getting it with next sale..
it's real. wow, though the OG only supports Jap, but i don't think it's that hard to pull over the pirated version's localization into steam version.
>>750581124Thcrap supports that release so yes, you can
>>750580736the new OST is really bad, don't spend a second with it, but otherwise it's fine, it shows hitboxes and fixes marisa's hitbox out of the box so it's hard not to recommendi do prefer the original in general but you have to add hitboxes which is piss easy to do but still too much work for most people so this release is fine
>>750581234Last time I tried it didn't work, maybe they just added support
>>750578720My wallet is moving on its own!
>>750581124What language is that
>>750582260Hungarian. "wishlisted"
>>750582292Such a backwards country
>>750582323Well... my luck wasn't the best, when it comes to the country gacha.
>>750582323What's backwards about it?
The new phantasm spells dont seem that well designed
>>750582690All of it
Hungary? more like hungry KEKYLOL!
>>750533432>B-B-BUT THE JAPS ARE JUST REALLY BAD AT ROMAN NUMERALSremember that one?
I am still baffled how the fuck did koishi won
>>750580208Not even that, the filters used for the backgrounds use Adobe's shit which has AI baked in apparently. Even then it's just a filter ontop of real art. The artist's old background art in their Aqua Style games wasn't perfectly symmetric either and that was from 2016.
>>750584494Hairy status?
>>750584524Sure, buddy.
>>750561451>Noncanon spinoffAnon the term non-canon doesn't work here since the manga is being written by zun himself.
>>750584725Truth hurts.>>748573070
>>750584524ZUN should stop using adobe then
>>750552625ZUN drawings are cute!
>>750585027That was the Aqua Style artist who did the background's fault though, but I'm fairly sure ZUN uses Adobe stuff anyway.>>750584993Stupid Warosu not working. Are these AIslop from 2016? Same artist for the remake backgrounds.https://files.catbox.moe/obp9s7.png
>>750585124https://files.catbox.moe/jnxyzk.jpg
>arguing about AI againmake it stop
>>750584707Yes
>>750585124>https://files.catbox.moe/jnxyzk.jpg>genso wanderer shitNo fucking wonder that looked familiar
>>750585523She smells nice, shut up
>>750585927It wasn't a secret that Aqua Style collaborated with ZUN and others on the remaster.
>>750585523You know what's stinky?https://files.catbox.moe/mb6eei.png
>>750585027Boo fucking hoo. Upscaling algorithms have been neural network based for over a fucking decade. Were you flipping your shit over waifu2x too? No. You're just having a kneejerk now because Xitter told you to.
>>750586092404, dumb mutt
>>750586092Holy shit why do I even still give Catbox my money if it keeps FUCKNIG BREAKINGhttps://n.uguu.se/zQKglLzd.png
European women...
>>750586182wtf thats not the one Kyouko image where she's sleeping on top of Kogasa
>>750585984Curée even made the ZUN-alike portraits this time.
>>750586182that's fucking disgusting, vaginas are so fucking icky they're like smelly flesh holes ew
>>750586182pedo
>>750579782McDonalds.
>>750585927Genso Wanderer's a fun time waster and the art section is a neat rollercoaster between normal art, cool art, and barely disguised /e/ art. I remember Chima-Q did Larva too.Well except the last game, it's shit. Don't get it.
I want the McRib back...
>>750586792The McRib's back, retard.
>>750587437why are you being rude to our customers
>>750587636They should be eating quality food at Kutaka Fried Chicken instead.
>>750531104Watching this series become a laughing stock is the worst tragedy of the 21st century. ZUN should have just quit while he was ahead.
>>750585235Touhou 20 was a mistake
>>750586752Those toenails are way too sharp
>>750587965You are a mistake
>>750573993Sorry we're out of QRDs, all we have are stunning revelations.
>>750588067They have to be that sharp if you want them to fit in your urethra.
>>750587920>Watching this series become a laughing stockBy who?
>>750587920What was the first sign that everything was going downhill? When he made Miko into Trump? When he decided to do a soft reboot with MoF for no reason? When he made DDC?
99% of you fags have never touched a touhou game shut the fuck up
ZUN REALLY missed out on making Seija a recurring heel protagonist, "solving" incidents to get stronger, or to cause more trouble in Gensokyo to eventually overthrow the Hakurei shrine or even open borders of Gensokyo:>Solves Th15 in search of a powerful Lunarian treasure or weapon>Solves Th16 to find the hidden season and empower weaker youkai>Solves Th17 to form her yakuza of outcast wolves, eagels and otters>Solves Th18 to make Chimata forge her the ultimate card>Solves Th19 to overthrow Zanmu as proof of her newfound strength>Solves Th20 to spread misinformation and become a God
>>750588959Not only am I tired from playing the main games, I even played Len'en and the fangames too (they are way better than anything ZUN released in the last 10 years)
>>750588959In the entire thread only 1 anon actually posted about the games
Which 2hu?
>>750589092Larva
>>750588987play Lost Branch of Legend
>>750589047>I even played Len'enLe'en is fucking boring and is a waste of a good lore
Lost Brap of Legend
>>750589092Jo'on
>>750589092Reimu
>>750589092Seija
>>750579736You know, after withholding KKHTA for years and getting exposed to Black Souls first before it, I wish I want my 5 hours back after watching it because BS did what KKHTA does but much better. So many ways to tackle it, and yet it fucking fumbles.>They call themselves Touhou fans, but really, they are just lazy men who can’t bother to play the games
>>750589440>You guys really are youkai, huh...
>>750589440it will never not be funny how much everything has to be made worse just because yes
>>750589173What happened to this drawfag?
>>750589137
>>750589145Has someone modded in co-op yet?
>>750533432Will troons finally let go of 2hu now that ZUN has embraced AI
>paintbrappernevermind
>>750589903Holy Cute!
>>750589818who knows
>>750590035Yes, but they will be replaced with Indians
>>750590186
>>750589818The same thing that happens to most of our drawfags, he just stopped caring about Touhou and hasn't posted any drawings of it in over a year. His social media is still active.
>>750590186>replaced
>>750590283Vile
>>750589691>I’ll share this with you>We are a people unbound to any boundaries of land.>We are the wind that wanders Gensokyo>And she was the wind herself. Riding atop a fast shikigami, she tamed even the moon.>Her aloofness at times leads some to underestimate her greatness. I wouldn’t want that to happen to you.>>750589757It started out strong, but the buddha evangelion plot ran the whole thing to the ground. I think I’ll watch the final, final episode if it ever comes out, then I’ll just forget about it. Better that way
ideafag for 21 with me>plot is after reimu/marisa fucked up their plans last time, the lunarians are saying fuck it and industrializing gensokyo, with the goal of building a massive new life data computer >starts out with reimu waking up to a big mining drill right outside her shrine harvesting ore>each stage gets more mechanical with the last one basically being inside a giant conputer>some of the stages have STRIKERS 1945 style mechs as bosses with girls locked inside them>stage 2s has a mech that forces circo or letty to cool it down >a later one has an incapacitated remila and flandre inside and includes dual flame sword attacks and a useage of flandres destruction ability where if you dont destroy one of its hands before the spellcard ends it takes a life >one stage has you flying through a tunnel which thins the screen >stage 4 has enemies fuck with the elements of your ui in different ways depending on the character, like installing switches which disable shooting or focusing which are flipped on at specific stage segments>yinyang tanks from pc98 as an enemy>stage 5 or 6 boss would basically be the factorio engineer where she has a swarm of drones to build shit for her, which she uses during spellcards no idea what the gimmick would be but i think it would make a good concept
>>750590430okay, where does meira fit into all of this?
>>750590430That's just worse ketsui
>>750589196
>>750590750Based and thank you
Look at this image
>>750588987she didn't solve any of those thou, probably... maybe, Zun is a fucking hack and he will never say who actually solves the incidents most of the time
no look at this instead
>>750590939That's as removed as that post as it gets kek
>>750590887I feel incredibly sad because of how old Harrison Ford looks there.
>>750590276Merth is still here
>>750591000not saying it would be a bad idea, is just that nothing ever happens because zun can't seem to be able to write or commit anything
>>750590956Why is Letty working with Unzan?
>>750591137>is just that nothing ever happens because zun can't seem to be able to write or commit anythingJust assume its all reimu unless stated otherwise, the only games we know she doesnt solve anything is in TH 18 and black market
>>750590430I want a th20.5 focused on Sakuya It could be something similar to impossible spell card but using Sakuya's time powers to beat impossible patterns instead, something like stopping time on a specific area to dodge an unavoidable barrage, making a different spacetime continuum on the screen so the Pattern is divined in two different barrages, purposefully accelerating some bullets to get them out of the way, etc.The story could be that Sakuya now has to fight whatever Ariya vagueposted about in the th20 endings (somehow the AI returned or something)
>>750591113Is he? I haven't been in the threads for a while admittedly, but I thought he was too busy with his circle and the drawfag friends he made to visit these threads anymore.
>>750590602she fits a small medical grade steel rod into my urethra
>>750591264You mean Touhou 17.5 and Black Market?
>>750591264She didn't solve the incident in Touhou 17.5
>>750591365>>750591405Shit, i forgot about that onein any case she is not the canon heroine for TH 18 either, that one was marisa
I still can't believe that Mairsa got her on spin-off and Reimu didn't, maybe she's the real protagonist after all
>>750591074captures the spirit of the last two Indy movies(But nothing will match the cringe of cry macho )
>>750591264Bro, your Violet Detector?>>750591494>maybe she's the real protagonist after allWho's the icon for every mainline Windows game again?
>>750590750WTF WHY DID YOU SKIP JOONI DEMAND JOON SEX NOW
>>750591494>Is the singlest shittiest touhou gameMonkey paw'd
>>750591465There's also Touhou 19, though that one is mainly because "solving the incident" would have played right into Zanmu's hands.Touhou 20 incident was solved by Reimu though.
>>750591603Which one is you guy's favorite?
who keeps clogging the maritoilet?
>>750591309He wasn't drawing but he was here
>>750589284
>>750591863Gladly
>>750591830If he isn't here in a draw capacity then he's no longer a drawfag, just a regular fag like the rest of us. It's nice to know that he still checks in though.
>>750591729Reimu solved the incident the second she encountered zanmu ahead of time, by the time she won it was just the clean upMarisa in touhou 20 probably didn't even started stage 1 and just stuck to researching the stones
>played 6 7 and 8>can't 1cc normal any of thosei'm destined to be an eternal shitter
>>75059174010, she's just so furious and small. She's like American Kirby.
imagine slapping yamames ass and the noise echos through the cavern loud for parsee to hear it>>750591740im trying to beat most of them with continues on normal and i think i like 8 the best of the ones ive playedim on mof now and i would like it more without these goyslop bombs
I'm glad i can always come to /v/hu threads for the most braindead "discussion" on the internet, all of you are indonesian and larping as oldfags wih this very idealistic view of touhou as this epic otaku doujin paradise game when its more or less the same way it was over 20 years ago>muh AIzun has stolen code, graphics, music and has always used backgrounds from stock images literally who gives a fuck>muh remake slopzun lets people make whatever they want you should know this by now also this wasnt even his idea>the new game suck :(objectively same quality they were years ago, 20 is on par with eosd and in>zun said a bad thing about my zog pedophile president :(zun has been making political parodies since mystic square, an obvious allegory for japanese tourism>zoomers are getting into touhou :(leave or deal with it>newhus suckwhat's changed aside from they're new?>zuns writing sucks :(it always haseven if zun gave you everything you wanted you'd find a way to complain.
>>750592050it's okay to bomb at stages
>>750591863Wtf why
>>750591652Jo'on should be flat, FLAT!
>>750592096i bomb a lot, i'm just a shitter it seems
the whole touhou franchise seems like a big ai slop experiment
>>750592127Wtf why
>>750592086salamat pagi!
>>750592085>>750591740oh im a retard you mean the iconi like 7s a lot her smile is cute
>>750591494marisafags keep larping as daring and different for liking her when its probably the most marketeable and normalfag character ever
>nobody came to my marisad thread on the jay
but by all means keep making these glorified reddit meme threads, i hope you know you'll never be an oldfag, all of you came from reddit
>>750592027Zanmu won the battle though. Zanmu's plans required Reimu to be the winner but Reimu said fuck that and forced Zanmu to be the incident solver.Marisa probably did the Extra Stage because she's in charge of showing Nina the truth of Gensokyo in CoLA Chapter 38.
>>750592086I don't really care about these complains outside of the AI.Touhou 20 looks like garbage because of it, so even if we ignore the "AI bad" side of the argument there's no reason to defend ZUN's laziness
>>750592732im not defending him, either you have to hate zun then and now or not at all because hes been more or less the same
>>750591987He's still special for us, let him rest, he deserves it
>>750590939>zun is a hack because he wont put in my headcanons into touhouits cute how stupid you all are
>>750592850>for usspeak for yourselfI hate that insufferable zoomer and his discord drones
>>750592503
>>750592086>objectively same quality they were years ago, 20 is on par with eosd and inI know you're trying to farm (you)s, but come on now.
i hope zun keeps making touhou worse because where were you when he was making "good" games, you were still either complaining about it or spamming tranny memes and shitty porn that created the secondaries of today you all complain about.what did you do at his "best"? nothing, you are all ungrateful and useless, none of you deserve anything good.>>750592976its true except for 19
>>750553450Nigga I never played any of those games and the only silhouette I'd recognize is the chich with weird crystal wings and maybe the ice chick. The rest is super generic looking.
>>750592850Everyone here is special, because we're all friends. If he wants to rest then he can, but he's just like the rest of us and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>750531104so what should someone interested in touhou who has no idea what it is play?
>>750531104I just checked this out for the first time.Who the fuck asked for this? The original was already as good as it gets.>>750555826Oh and they made it censored for westoids too, isn't that awesome
>>750531104I thought it looks alright. I haven't bought it yet because money is tight and I don't feel like playing eosd for the 30th time again. One day i will get it and contribute to zun's beer business.
>>750593106Play the spin offs first
>>750593000>I'd recognize is the chich with weird crystal wings and maybe the ice chickThank you for displaying your retardation
>>750592995>its true except for 19Touhou 19 is shit but i am going to say it's better than 9 on the grounds its far less of a contest of who can kill lily white faster
I want more Sakuya
>>750592937There's no need to be jealous
*tickles your butthole*
>>750593317
>>750593296
you are all the ones who are killing /v/ and 4chan as a whole, i hope this website gets shut down soon. 4chan has been dead since moot left, young people either dont care about imageboards or are using basedjak party. all of the real oldfags of this site have left entirely or are refugees on basedjak party. this site will coninue being a dumping ground of reddit troons until hiro can't milk it anymore.
>>750593223You are welcome. You live in a bubble. Fnaf and undertake are doing circles around 2hu when it comes to popularity.
>>750593317Flat or busty
>>750593550crusty
>>750593550Any Sakuya is good Sakuya
>>750593550Perfect sized.
>>750593482unc is mad
>>750593489You can't even type properlyFor the record i am not the one who is arguing 2hu is more popular than those (because it was always niche and anybody arguing otherwise is retarded) but you have to be retarded to argue you can't recognize them on silhouette alone
>>750593601>Perfect sized.So big they reach the floor?
>>750593550Flat pretending to be busty
sheeeeeeesh unc be crashin out ong kah
>>750593726And why is that? They look like normal anime girls. Wearing a ribbon or a witch's hat is not really all that distinctive.
>>750593581
>>750543948Fucking nothingYou think the japanese give a shit about abrahamic religion or the meaning of their symbols? They think the imagery, the symbols, buildings, and styles look sick, and that's it.
>>750593953>And why is that?Gee, i wonder why
>>750593953>They look like normal anime girls. Wearing a ribbon or a witch's hat is not really all that distincti have yet to see a single anime character that looks like this
>>750589691I still don't know what the fuck Baxter was thinking saying the the N-word right to Tobrak's face like that.
>>750594071Bigger
>>750594071faster
>>750594071and stronger too
new koumakan no onnatachi chapter is out
>>750531104it comes with the original though...? what are you talking about
>>750594721A modified version of the original...
>>750594071Those are pads btw
>>750594680We are all playing EoSD 2.
reminder that the physical release comes out december.
>>750594252Yeah, that's Flandre alright.
Mugetsu
Gengetsu
Brapetsu
>>750592162when in doubt, just pick reimuA
>>750596070Nina's great
>>750596070
>>750594947>eosd2this looks pretty legit and totally not like some bootleg
>>750590430I want a mainline game where zoomeriko is a playable incident solver desu she's cute.Yours would be a good time to bring back some PoDDhus back though.
>>750596423Your violet detector?
>>750596349I made sure to put Rika in the first row and instead you circle a complete literal who jobber that turned the Hakurei shrine into a ballpit after getting sexually harassed>>750596607Not an integer
>dude 2hu thread>i should play eosd>get to normal stage 4 with 5 lives>start stage 5 with 1 life>immediately lose on midstage sakuya
>>750597682Stage 4 is the great filter
>>750597682She literally tells you to bomb and then gives you a refund.
>>750597719the stage itself is easy, i just fucking lose like 2 lives on patchouli's laser carousel extravaganza like a retard
Meira drawing
>>750597756the what now? elaborate please, i'm dumb
>>750598296sakuya gives you a free bomb
>>750598296Sakuya gives you sex for free
>>750531104I hated the music in particular. The one thing I couldn't look past.
>>750598684How come my game doesn't have that?
>>750599067skill issue
>>750562505elite ball knowledge
I hated the diaper in particular. The one thing I couldn't look past.
>>750599067sex issue
Sakuya would NEVER give sex for free. She is a proper and elegant maiden.
sex with sakuyaSEX WITH SAKUYA
sakuya got gaped and raped once the crimson slasher passed by
>>750599486Meiling...
>>750599585stop posting pictures of me that's rude
>>750599614>gaped and rapedI know what you are..
>>750599585Is she hairy?
>>750543728>a copy of the original when you buy itIt's not a copy but a censored recomp.
>>750557070The manji is a manji.
>>750599750I am not a hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9_nWnmrU3U
touhou is reclining
I'm not watching that video
>>750590430whats the name of that fangame that just has a shop screen you can go to at any time via the left side of the screen?what if you had a factory there that just slowly manufactured bombs and lives
>>750601452What if you combined incremental game mechanics? It's harder than LoLK and you only have 1 life, no continues, but you get to purchase various upgrades with meta currency that lets you become stupidly OP and basically requires no actual skill to complete it?
>>750561362Get a feeling so complicatedThat is to say, reminds me of someone I used to know irl (and the lust I felt back then)
>>750593172uhh which ones?
>>750602046Was it a crossdresser?
>>750602905do you think anyone on this board likes real women? come on.
>>750602078the fightans
>>750602970It was probably a crossdresser, yeah
Sakuya-chan is young, proper, formal, slender, pretty and beautiful!
>>750603912Cute autistic time stopping wife
>>750603912Post the other image
>>750602046Were they as hairy as Kagerou?
Mokou is such a nigger, i hate her non spells so much
Why aren't there any 3d turn based traditional TouHou RPGs yet?
Kaguya is such a nigger, I hate her last word so much
>>750604752Theyre boring
>>750540659>JAPANESE PEDOPHILES HONABURU!!!
>>7506047523D hard
>>750604752https://store.steampowered.com/app/2514630/Marisa_of_Liartop_Mountain/
imagine saying you like touhou but complaining about japanese being pedos
Lolitastic beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1zEPuINr9U
>>750605554PretendingNotToUnderstand.png
vhu is dead lol
>>750562505shadow dragon fucking sucked, tho
>>750606378>mods persistently killing every single 2hu threadits a miracle this one survived this long
For the last fucking time Kagerou is not hairy.Ran is.
>>750606378So it mirrors the sex life of the people here.
>>750606253you are so smart yes
>>750606734I am hairy though
>>750606378miko more like micock lole
>>750598132meira!
>>750594252Isn't that the one with weird wings I mentioned before? This is one of the obly two characters with distinctive silhouettes that I would recognized as 2hu characters that I brought up.
>>750540659Retard.Reitaisai is about half, Comiket r18 is definitely the vast majority.
can you stop saying the r-slur please it makes me sad and uncomfortable
>>750608095'risa
>>750541397music is by zun and it's pretty good
>>750603912I never got a Kasen version of this.
Thoughts on Remilia with endometriosis?
>>750603912>>750604047Uh, yeah, you should post the other image. For a friend.
>>750608523vile
Honest thoughts on Seiga?
>>750609064Nyanyan
>>750606517Because this image >>750531104 represents gameplay in Janny’s eyes, and they are the only ones that don’t get deleted. The same thing will happen when Perfect Cherry Blossom New Classic comes out.
was Zun too drunk or not drunk enough when he redid Sakuya's theme?
>>750609102Got it, next time put actual screenshots of the games
>>750609596He drank the wrong brand
parsees jealousy ability backfiring when i start chasing after her with full intent to rape
lets end this threadis /v/hu teamloli or teamhag?
>>750609784Loli
>>750609784Lolitastic BEATS
>>750609784Rape everyone
>>750609784/v/hu is team dead because everyone left LOL
>>750609902shut up
>>750609951vhu is dead lololololol
btw you've been talking to my vhu shitposting bot this entire thread, there are only 3 posters left
No wonder this thread feels this schizophrenic
I'm 3 of these people
To that anon who keeps fucking asking me to draw Clownpeace <3
>>750610828AERD!!
>>750610828ANON IS HITTING KIDS???????
futa on girl is the straightest porn in the world. you take the purest thing in the universe (two women) and you bolt on the one thing that makes it EVEN MORE efficient. it's pink pastel kino. it's the best of both worlds, like i said. futa on male is gay because you've added a man and men are gross. female bodies are aesthetic, cocks on women are aesthetic, male bodies are not. i don't make the rules, i just cite them.and to the futafags who claim they're not homosexuals in denial: you don't care about the girl. you care about the dick. i've seen the threads. you hate futa on female. you are OBLITERATED with FACTS and LOGIC. plapped, even.now bring me meira.
why is "he" like this?
