>Train sims be like>You make the train go forward.... and that's itWhat's the appeal
>>750519028they should make a train sim set in india and one of things you have to keep track of are the random jeets jumping infront of them
>>750519028Making stops on time. Dealing with weather conditions, trying not to derrail yourself, enjoying the sights, its kinda like Euro Truck Simulator in that way.
>>750519028
>any driving game ever>you go forward and... that's it
>>750519028browns will never understand
Would it be one of those quirky chungus indie games if i made a game entirely about riding a train? Cool things to look at out the windows, mysteries on board, trains from America, Japan, France, China, Russia, different types of trains too, like you have to solve a mystery on an F40PH or a commuter rail going through this canyon or sumn
>>750519348but its mostly browns who plays these types of games
I got one for Switch and it’s p cool ig
>>750519348>how to i make this about race hurrrrrrrr?retarded faggots like OP will never understand*
>>750519028gotta go fast
When is Microjeet gonna add a passenger mode to flight simulator? I wanna ride in my friends planes.
>>750519028Autism
>>750519348actually there are a lot of indian train sim players, just go on sites like trainsim.com and look at all the indian content availablealso >>750519634
>>750519028Isn’t there some train game that’s like thousands of dollars if you buy all of the DLC
>>750519028I love planning tracks and optimising routes. Unlike my irl job shit actually works for once.
>Indians love this >Indians hate this >Indians Indians Indians Indians/v/ is so boring now
>>750519240not reallydo you press the gas pedal down and take a nap until you get to work?
>>750519406>forget to turn my APU off>autopilot disconnects>incorrectly trimmed train reaches critical aoa, stalls>180 deaths
>>750520174>Amazon driver with my new 5090 in the back
>>750519028You have to stop it precisely at the station too
>>750519028You only made this thread because of what happened in Spain.
>>750520205Why do trains need so much micromanaging? Isn’t that the point of rails? To make it easy?
>>750519503There is a Russian? game like this that gets posted in webm threads sometimes. The webm starts with the guy driving the train then he takes out a rifle and shoots a wolf outside, but it looks jank as fuck. Also, The Long Dark just announced that it's getting a train-based expansion.
>>750520318trains is hard job
>>750519594Wonder what it’s like to be a Japanese train conductor. Must be comfy and a pussy magnet.
Train sim chads, how can I be like you? What do I buy? I have a Switch 2 and PC.
>>750520526Fuckin ruskies mind-reading me. I love me trains lad
>>750520287>throws the box on your porch from 3 blocks away
>>750520006Take your pick. https://store.steampowered.com/app/4678800/Train_Sim_World_7/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3656800/Train_Sim_World_6/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2967990/Train_Sim_World_5/https://store.steampowered.com/app/24010/Train_Simulator_Classic/And they keep going like a runaway train.Get the DLC subscription, goy. It only includes a selection of them.This last one has too many DLCs for Steam to show the total value of them, but they cost over 15 grand according to Google AI.These people make Paradox blush.
this filters trainlets
>>750524035>Switch.jpgWhat's the Playstation of trains?
>>750524237
>>750519028>also has so much DLC that it doesn't fit on the store page>monthly subscription model doesn't even include all of the DLC because that deal would be too good value for the customer
>>750520174van with rwd?
Are there any train sims that are like American truck sim? I'm so sick of all train games just being time trials or shunting puzzles.Don't recommend Railroads Online either because I own it and it's been abandoned.
>>750519028You get to wear butler's gloves and an authority hat
>>750525847derail valley?
>>750519028>japanese train game>it's just a recording which you can fast-forward
>>750519028>Parry games be like>You press one button to parry... and that's itWhat's the appeal?
>>750520174but who was drive
>>750525847>I'm so sick of all train games just being time trials or shunting puzzles.anon that's kinda all trains do
>>750526715Wen driver not looking van go on big adventure
>>750524035why is this too complex for spaniards?
Autism, like actual genuine autism at varying degrees.
>>750527576Gotta go fast
>>750526467Game name?
Piloting a train has got to be the easiest job in the world
>>750527756Too many to list, the two series that do it at the moment are Train Simulator by Ongakukan and Japanese Rail Sim by Sonic Powered.Ongakukan's is expensive, both the base game and the DLC, but they make simulations to train real drivers so the realism is very high.
>>750519028Buddy i used to spend times in war thunders main menu. Not playing the game or anything just inspecting tank models and armors and their guns. I think train autists just love being able to inspect the trains they love, being able to control them is just a bonus
>>750519646peak german engineering
>>750528068Too hard for Spaniards though
>>750519028Its so embarrassing being american no one here even knows how to build trains anymore. We should pay japan a trillion dollars to build trains for us.
>>750525224When you play something like dota2 or fortnite or league do you buy every single skin in the game
>>750530085>I think train autists just love being able to inspect the trains they love, being able to control them is just a bonussomething I think you non-train normies sleep on is the scenery of trains,specifically (at least for me) how a train navigates through the surroundings while respecting train limitations
>>750520174Is that beamng? Can it even be called a "game"? I tried playing once and it seems like it's just a physics simulator that happens to have cars.
Are there any other games like Derail Valley? That's the only one I've played
>>750530528I think Railroader is also popular
>>750519028Based on my limited experience with these simulators, here are some of the things you can do:>learn how to start and stop engines, warm them up, monitor temperature, and things like that>adjust brake pressure>configure the type of train you'll be using (for example, you can have two locomotives, one as the lead locomotive and another configured solely as a backup when pulling a heavy load)>perform yard switching maneuvers, coupling and uncoupling cars>learn to read signals, maintain speed limits, and know when to stop and wait>when transporting passengers, be on time, and know how to brake at the platform so the train stops smoothly to prevent passengers from falling or dropping their babies on the floor>sound the horn at the right times>use sand sometimes when traction is low>sometimes just sit still for several, several minutes watching the scenery go byEtc.There are plenty of things you can do. If you're more interested in the trains themselves, check out one of the "train simulators" you can find out there. If you just want to drive without worrying too much about the rest, there's a game called Train Crew that's pretty cool. If you like arcade games and scoring points, Densha de Go is a fun one.
>>750519028Aw yeah, it’s gayman time
>>750530194i thought the current assumption was that it was the signaller's fault (directly, obviously a lot of the system is rotten)?>>750530465don't tell that to jap train photographers
>>750531153train crew is pretty detailed, it's just that you're obviously not doing stuff like starting diesel engines or yard switching on an electric commuter route
>>750520764Apparently depends where you are. running the shinkasen line is going to be in a different class and level and respect than some rural line. However, in general it's a pretty respectable job driver, or conductor.But, and this is anecdotal from my cunt friend who worked surveying construction (they were stealing ideas from how japan builds high speed rail so he could do it at home): drivers are kind of hoisted on their own petard of it being such a respectable job they have to take it hyper seriously to the point they never actually get to enjoy themselves. Typical salaryman bullshit endemic to japan maybe.
>>750532358At what point is this not just enjoying your fucking self rather than a disease. Is this a con from you spergs like downies? I've never met a down syndrome guy who isn't fucking living the life.
>>750519028These kind of games really do need a passenger simulation mode. Something that gives you a number of activities to do in the train while you can watch the passing scenery. Starfield recently got a mod that lets you play custom videos on a TV, imagine if you can do that in the sleeper cabin of a trainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yuuhgyEKeE
>>750519125I actually want a train sim where south east asia is ultra hard mode>rainy seasons liquifying hills>long flatlands>carcasses/indians on the rails>looters/freeriders >mountains
>>750530468It's as much a game as most sims. You find your own things to do. If you need direction there's a rally mode, a career mode, a challenges mode and some nitronic rush looking thing I never tried which was apparently abandoned
>>750533179You evil fuck you better not have put Mr Garibaldi in this game.
>>750530528There is a very mediocre one called Train Life.
shupo
>>750527576Trains are too complicated for communists in general >t. yurospic
>>750519348trains are brown coded thoughbeit
EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
>>750538503>You came to the wrong neighbourhood, 4-wheeler.
>>750538503it's funny because red lights mean these are the rear of the trains
>>750539446>EMU>rear
>>750540130correct
>>750519028I wish, but nooo, it's designed for autists, so you are rated on timings, breaking correctly, etc.It fucking SUCKS. I just want to go choochoo and look at the environment.
>>750536648Soviet Union had train-based nukes. I'd say they understand trains just fine.
>>750542396just ignore the score?what, do you have autism?
>>750519028you have to like arrive on time or you loose yout job dude
Autism
I drive trains for a living and yeah the whole shtick is you just go forwards and backwards and slow uphill fast downhill
>>750519028you wouldn't get it
>>750519348vishnu feeds them to trains
>>750519135> need to be at stop in 10 minutes> make sure you press forward for 10 minutes wow
>>750519028WTF OP I actually did a double take at this pic because I thought it was me. The resemblance is uncanny o.o
>at the point in my life where i find shit like farming and trucking simulators fun>trains are still boring as fuckcan i still be saved?
>>750545557try something like https://store.steampowered.com/app/678005/Train_Simulator_Union_Pacific_No_119_Steam_Loco_AddOn/ if you want a train that demands constant attention
>>750525328that is the normonly french communist vans are fwd
>>750544985Do you get to listen to music/podcasts?
>>750545557It happened to me when I had to start taking beta blockers. I’m finally not craving high octane cuhrazzy gaming 24/7 anymore. I can chill and think. I used to think all simulators were gay fake games
Derail Valley is so absurdly good, you can actually do the multi-track-drifting meme in-gamepic related is me doing that by accidenttheir ridiculously long update schedule (biyearly) and super ambitious goals are literally part of the reason why i've started working out. i want to live longer in order to be able to see all future updates of this game
>>750548212I'm surprised the bogies turn that far. And I got kinda bored when I got the DH4. Game got too easy.
>>750519560japanese and germans you dummy
>>750519028kisnow
>>750530468its had a career mode for like 5 years. the button was greyed out because it was still in beta. you just click it 5 times and it lets you play it anyways.its no longer greyed out. the career mode is considered stable enough to be just in the regular release
>>750545071Now post the one where he loads it on a diagonal train track
>>750519028Comfy. Twitch shooter faggots would never understand
>>750554330oh this is the webm anon was talking about earlier
>>750519028Running over homeless people sleeping on the tracks, hitting farm animals, feeding your train indians to level it up, the ensuing explosions of blood painting the windshield, duh!
>>750519028Look at that cute train. I can see why Japan has a big problem with trainfuckers
>>750554330This is the first sim game that I've actually kind of wanted to check out
>>750519028Is there a train sim where you have full control over everything (or almost everything) like you're a real conductor? I remember playing one, maybe it was train simulator even, and there was like 3 buttons to hit.
I like trainswooo oo
>>750555525because it had a gun and the player killed something?
>>750520526
train train i love my station
>>750520174>do you press the gas pedal down and take a nap until you get to work?yeah. how else do you do it?
>>750519975Juggernaut theory remains uncontested
Railroader is fun
>>750544985>slow uphillBut you won't get any airtime like that. Go at top speed the next time. Doing a jump with a train is cool as fuck
>>750519028I gave a quick look into the most popular Japanese train sim, it's a video with a 3d layout of the train controls applied on a recorded video of the train doing a full route. When you decrease your speed the video plays slower ( noticeable with leaves, cars, pedestrians because they'll go slower or faster depending on your speed ). Real fucking weird.
>>750560162Also, one of them got mixed reviews because the footage was made right after the giant forest fires that turned the local region into ashes.
>>750558984I dunno, those spaniards didn't fly so good.
>>750519594That's the one. Also on PS4 or switch. It's literally a MP4. You don't need big specs to run that.
>>750519028Comfy Japanese light rail simulator would be fun where you go though dense cities and scenic countryside picking up funny characters, kicking chikan off the train and getting into fights with yakuza.
train game?
>>750519028they are relaxing and visually enjoyable
>>750544985Do you make any fucking money? Last I looked into they were offering like $18/hr. Fucking retard job, apparently. I thought it was a bit more prestigious.
>>750560359Skill issue on their part
I've never played a train sim, but I've always wanted to. Which train sim should I play?
>>750561047Derail Valley
>>750519028comfy/autismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vwE_p9SCXw
I envy train autists, what it must feel like to be that happy about something.
>>750561628I don't. transit authorities avoid hiring train autists for a reason
>>750561628i like when people play something for hours with no end and ignore everything else
>>750561738What reason?
>>750561738Asking the same question as the other anon. Do they miss all their stops because they just masturbate in the cockpit or something?
>>750545557I actually don't like trains, I just like train stations. I think you could approach it like me.
>>750519028How about subways?
>>750561854>>750562454local government transit hiring anon here, the reason is that theyre absolutely fucking dreadful to work withyeah sure they know every tiny little fucking detail about the trains and trams and busses, but they're never on time for anything (too busy thinking about trains), theyre completely unable to interact with the public without causing a scene, and god fucking forbid if even one thing on their vehicle is a generic part rather than some official branded shit that costs 5 times as much, or theyll throw a fit
>>750532358>reddit autism
>>750542405Where is this supposed to be exactly? It's nice.I like train stations by large bodies of water.
>>750520526>>750519503Trans-Siberian Railway SimulatorPolski game.
>>750520318What happened in Spain?
>>750563643JapanJapan fuckin loves trains and you can take one pretty much anywhere in the country.
>>750519028This has to be the most woman question I have seen in /v/ in a while.
>>750521214>fun and videogames Derail ValleyRailroader >approachable abomination, questionable quality Train Sim World>same as above, but more autisticTrain Simulator Classic>peak trainsRun8>trains: japan Running Train
>>750519125But this is train simulator, not juggernaut simulator
best thread on v right now
>>750563803
>>750564107jesus christ
>>750520764>0.0000001s late to the station>yakuza break my kneecaps
>>750564107
>>750563803The train in spain fell mainly on the plain
I love playing Densha de Go during Christmas
Are trains good for you?
>>750564371No, they are not, stop talking about them.We need to build more lanes.
>>750519028Trains are only fun in GTA San Andreas
>>750564371trains are woke
>>750564264god damnit anonyou made me laugh at dead people >>750564107
>>750519028You have to be autistic to understand
>>750564905>NO ONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG>SEARCHING OUR HEARTS FOR SO LOoOoONG
>>750520174>do you press the gas pedal down and take a nap until you get to work?No, I press the gas pedal down and browse 4chan on my phone until I get to work.
>>750519028its for white people>>750519152this basically
>>750533048>of it being such a respectable job they have to take it hyper seriously to the point they never actually get to enjoy themselvesNah, this is every customer facing job in Japan. If you're on the clock, they expect you to act like every customer is a VIP at a 5 star hotel. You only get paid like $10 an hour too.
>enjoy trains>not autistic enough to know things about gauges or own model trainsIt's a good kind of feel.
>>750565504Anon he literally mentions salarymen immediately after that. We can't trust you to drive or talk about trains now. Please leave.
>>750520174I just press a button to enable self-driving and take a nap, yes
>>750519028Trainvirgin? Couldn't be me. I am a busCHAD
>>750564202Fucking every time
>>750558449cultured
>>750527576The government has been siphoning money off critical infrastructure maintenance, despite experts warning for years about the terrible state of railways and imminent tragedy. No repairs have been done in the indicated sections and led to two lethal accidents in a year, with more to come if they keep doing the same.
>>750545263if you think it's that easy, why don't you apply for such job? it pays well
>>750519594>train simulator: (>train simulator: japan:O
>>750519594i thought trains werent meant to go up slopes
>>750519028Do you want a Selphie gf or not?
>>750560462not this one
>>750519028it's weird seeing one of my wallpaper pictures on /v/
>>750520318some train fuckery happens in spain every year
>>750553973
>>750560462It's only train game, because it wants to beSwitch to carts and nothing will change
>>750519028If you don't like simulators, play pic related
it's interesting how east asia is basically the only place in the world where public transport is done extremely well
>>750568345genetically predisposed to follow rules better and not destroy things that aren't theirs personally
>>750568392the anti-eugenicheads aren't gonna like this post, anon
>>750563643Shimonada station (下灘駅), Ehime prefecture, Shikoku
>>750519028You're either brown or a woman, grim either way.
>>750568905Thanks anon.
>>750568161I don't get it. Like yeah, you can load from one wagon to another, but why? It's not even cursed, like putting a locomotive last or god forbid in the middle.
>>750519028>What's the appealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8GZsdPanmw&t=45s
>>750568161Now we're talking dirty
>>750567974KIMI NO SEI
>>750570814that place is crowded by tourists every day to take pictures of trains
>>750570915I could imagine.I already saw 3 anime that featured this track, maybe even more.
Just give me Derail Valley but without all the micro management autism, I just want to hold down RT and the train moves
>>750519028Autitics LOVE when the train goes forward.You just press forward and the train follows the one path there is. If ever there is a branch, someone else will choose the new path for you.
>>750519028>Shooters be like>You make the bullets go forward.... and that's it
>>750519028does anyone remember that japanese webcam site from like 15 years ago posted on here where you could see a train station in the snow?
>>750569893It's about how butt fuckingly over complicated and inefficient it is.
>>750563643IMAGINE the corrosion
>>750519028>train goes forward>observe picturesque scenery around as it does that>people are happy>no requirements>no stakeholders>there are probably some other people in the train being stressed, dealing with scheduling and such, but your job is to make train go forwardat this point i'd be willing to suck a dick for a job with this magnitude of coziness
>>750571537>over complicatedYou put ore in a long chest then into 2 chests then into 3. Compare that to a 5-3 balancer which it represents. Wagons are much less complicated. >inefficientOk, that is fair
>>750564351
>>750572661Comfy
Trains are based sorry you have low IQ
>>750566797Yes
