HOLY SHIT, TURN ON THE NEWS. BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN
>>750393673fake newsit's actually Bruce wAYNE=BAYNE
GNN FAKE NEWS!!!
>>750393673Publicity stunt.
>>750393673>its been 11 years Fuck...
>>750393673It doesn't make sense, Bruce Wayne is just a playboy, he would never be Batman. GNN is owned by (((them))), this video was probably made by SI to slender Bruce after he denounced Israel on tv.
>>750393673WAYNE? WHACK HIM
HOLY SHIT BUGS BUNNY DIED YESTERDAY
>>750393673>inb4 it's Hush
>>750393673Its funny how this can be a big deal or a literal nothingburger depending on the story. Either everyone knew already and nobody gives a shit or his identity is so important people are willing to give anything to learn about it.
what is the studio behind Batman Arkham games doing nowadays?
>>750393673>billionaire>altruistically saving people and risking his life while doing itlol, LMAO.
>>750393673fake news, the riddler already debunked this
whatchu talkin bout Bruce Willis lol
>immediately fakes his death and hides his fortune so all the people he’s beaten the shit out of over the years can’t collectively sue himbruce is a jew
I think people are not ready for this either lol: Clark Kent is Superman!
>>750394440They co-dev’ed bamham lego edition.
>>750394558>Clark Kentwho?
>>750393673He's maybe ONE of the batmans, but it's pretty clear that there are several batmans.
>>750393673>AI slopalso why do you fags suck off billionaires so much? Bruce doesn't give a shit about you or Gotham
>>750393673Really? Bruce Wayne? The guy who busts his ankles every time he goes skiing a bajillion times a year? No fucking way, that's a plant.
>>750394440They committed Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
>>750393673It's AI you retard. guess you also fell for the whole Barry Allen is flash slop
Scarecrow won. Simple as
IT'S DA BRUCE
>>750394769Studio is still alive somehow but would not be surprised to see Rocksteady as one of the next big closures with the way the industry is going nowShould’ve just made that bamham beyond game
>>750393673What a shit infuriating ending holy fuck. Everything about Arkham Knight save for the graphics was so ass. Batmobile simulator ahh game.
>>750393673Clayface playing dressup again
>>750394783He shat his pants live on TV bro. all the military build up, getting a fake batman to take him down and creating a mega weapon only to get punched by a rich guy with a hobby for beating people
>>750393673>baby's first deepfakeit's obviously a Riddler ploy
>>750394910its better than City
>>750393673I think the Calculator needs to try harder with his tech, this isn't convincing enough.
Who the Hell is Bruce Wayne?
>>750393673>said isreal is a fake state and also said that Iran war is a jewish war >immediately get framed as a wanted vigilanteSloppy job Mossad
>>750394558Stop trying to dox people you know, anon. I’m sure this guy Clark doesn’t deserve this.
Protocol 10 will commence in 9 pages.
>>750395114Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t know you Lex Luthor is, newfag.
>>750394601he's reporter for the daily planet who had an interview with lex luthor a while backhe's built like a brick shithouse, so people joked that he is superman
Bullshit. He'd have to sleep an hour a day to be Bruce Wayne and Batman at the same time.
How did Penguin not realize it immediately when Bruce wayne bodied all of his thugs and kicked his ass?
>>750393673>falling for AI sloppa
>>750394685>actually build and invest in infra for civilian instead of donating to politicians and zog>adopted a kid when his parents got killed in a accident >rarely go out to party from his mansion>even got imprisoned in Arkham city for speaking against (((them)))>Not /ourguy/
>>750393673But the police already confirmed that they heard Batman discussing plans with Bruce Waynehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCkmUS1IYI
>>750395386He straight up breaks handcuffs there too. Origins' DLC also has a part where you fight as Bruce for some reasonTelltale's Bruce is the only one that actually tries to act like a coward
>>750394351Depending on the continuity, several of Batman's rogue gallery know his identity. Harvey knows because Bruce and him are best friends and doesn't say anything because much like him Bruce has an alter ego that needs to be free or only the monster will reign. Penguin knows because Bruce is always missing from the high society parties when Batman's around, but doesn't use the information because he knows that if he messes with Bruce's life, Batman will go full-time. Bane and several others know in the main continuity, but they were either one-off villains whose premise involves knowing Batman's identity from the start, or they're geniuses that deduce Batman's identity like Hugo Strange. Joker has found out a few times depending on the continuity, but he often just ignores the fact, because he cares more about Batman than he cares about his identity.
>>750395386Guy is built like a brick and rich. i bet he thought all martial artist can fight like that
>>750395263>bad ending basically says he was going to get Joker'd anyway if Batman had not intervenedPress L to laugh.
>>750395283>Daily PlanetLmao uncs still read the newspaper
Im tired of crooks and clowns trying to bring down the good Wayne family name. They've helped and supported Gotham for decades. Bruce Wayne might be a playboy but hes not some lowlife vigilante.
>>750393673get his fucking rags off
>>750394558>he's superman because they look SIMILAR!!!You retards are stupid as shit. Why would superman, the most powerful being on earth who already stated that he's from an extinct alien race, play pretend?
>>750395386Another angle is that villains don't think about secret identities because most themselves don't have one. Sure they usually live dual lives, but they're always in costume so to speak. To them, Batman is Batman full time.
>>750395748And even if he was, what are people really upset he constantly puts nutjobs in jail? >oh no, he put the mass murderer in bat shaped cuffs! like get fuck out of here
Just got out of Blackgate Penitentiary, who should I goon for? inb4 the Joker.
>>750396169Mista Freeze ain't too bad a boss if the cold don't get ya.
Is it True that Superman has a harem filled with the most beautiful women on earth and impreg them to create half-super kids?
>>750393673somehow he will be prosecuted far more heavily than if he was in the epstein filesalso this is ai o algo
>>750396169Two-face, unless you are a lucklet.
>>750396169Black Mask. you get to look sharp and intimidating with the sui and mask combo and the pay is good.
>>750396169>inb4 the Joker.i hear he mostly goes for arkham crazies anyways so you'd be shit out of luck if you tried
>>750396290The Daily Planet don't want you knowing this, but the morgues are full of shattered pelvises and ruptured assholes.
>>750393673deepfake
>>750396376No suit's gonna hide that you're working for Redskull in blackface.
>>750393673so wait, those kids he adopted are Robins and not his sex slaves?
>>750396457Why would superman do this. can't he just fuck Supergirl or Wonder women.
>>750396546>Redskull you another multiversal refuge? there's nobody with that name here
My dad worked for Hugo Strange and he told me Bruce Wayne is Batman years ago.
>>750396717One is his cousin and can fight back the rapeThe other is a lesbian, and can also fight back the rape
>>750393673Bruce Wayne spread this rumor to hide that fact that he's got no bodyguards. I ain't saying when, but the guys and I are gonna break in, smash that decrepit ol' butler and loot the place.
Why doesn't Batman just rape the joker and be done with it?
>>750396934Comissioner Gordon?!
>>750396934Arkham tried that, and it worked. Get stuffed, psychologists.
>>750393673yeah that rich prick would pull a stunt like that
>>750394980>Fake BatmanIt was him bro. I bet you think the court of owls exists too
Is Rocksteady still capable of making a good game? I heard lego batman was good but I don’t know how involved they were in that.
>>750397369Their ego got too big after City, they fired Dini to use an inhouse writer and after that they trusted themselves too much to release SSKTJL.Maybe that humbled them but I doubt it
>>750395539>waynebot post
>>750396892i'm pretty sure some crew tried it once, nobody heard from them again
>>750396169Penguin pays well but you better not fuck up.
>>750397369They've had one truly excellent Batman game, which is Asylum. City isn't good, lots of boring busywork, obvious barriers and a much shittier plot than Asylum.
>>750397630I can't stop laughing when I see him waddling around, but he'll overlook that if I'm a valuable goon, right?
>>750397727Bro don’t do it, I heard a chef made fun of him in front of some chick and Penguin got so mad he ruined his life. Poor bastard ended up killin himself and his best friend got arrested for cheese. Penguins bad news.
>>750396169Heard the government is hiring for a task force but they want only specific people. Sounds like a suicide to me but if you're bad enough for it they'll find ya.
>>750397668I replayed City recently and the non-stop repeating banter on the comms before you hit post-game was driving me crazy. Every 2 seconds it would switch to a different line while zipping around and there was only 4-5 lines to begin with.
>>750395317Actually gave me a chuckle
>>750396169>inb4 the JokerAnon... The Joker's dead...
>>750393673>week ago he gave a speech for immediate release of the Luthor files>now thishmm, i'm nooticing...
Don’t care, still voting Lex this year.Fuck meta”humans”.
>>750393673Can't believe anyone fell for such an obvious hoax.
People here still think Batman and those other costumed freaks aren't just some weapons government made in a lab. Glowies have lookalikes on payroll convieniently planted in the crowd just so everybody goes on these wild goose chases where in the end a big fat nothing awaits them. Granted, it's usually low-level guys, like journalists nobody heard of. I dunno how they got Wayne to agree on it. I guess they must have hell of a kompromat on him, those orphan boy stories are probably real.
>>750399821Bald man is in the Brainiac files, he'll mindrape us all and say "surprise!"My vote is for that guy who turned into a gorilla, there's something highly appealing about that situation.
>>750399613What's even in the Luthor files? Is smuggling kryptonite even illegal?
>>750393673>Batman is white>Batman is clearly incredibly wealthy or has rich friends to be able to afford a blacked-out military super car tank combo with custom bat decals on it>Batman happens to have sidekicks that are the exact same age as all of Bruce Wayne's adopted children>Batman has never been seen in the same room with Bruce Wayne despite being seen with literally every other person of importance in GothamReally surprised nobody figured this out sooner.
>>750399080You know what, shit I'm boutta say sounds like straight out of /x/ but hear me out.So i got a pal who's into magic shows; freaky stuff, not the kind you invite for your kid's birthday. So, guy went to Metropolis the other week to watch some gypsy call Zarina or something. Claims she's a real magician but i only care bout her legs, i think real magic is happenin between them if you know what i'm sayin.So anyway, he tells me she speaks backwards and magic happens but then stops 'cause she's sensing my pal is from Gotham somehow, and guess what: she dead serious says whole city's haunted and he needs to get out before things get bad, that a "chaos spirit" will keep returning no matter what happens.Now I dunno if magic is real but weird shit has been happening for over a decade and not just in Gotham, so maybe what I'm saying is that Joker might still be alive or someone is resurrecting him. Has anyone checked on that Blackfire priest? Maybe it's him.
HE IS NOT BATMAN YOU FUCKING CRETINS, EVEN A TROOP FULL OF RETARDED MONKEYS WOULD SEE IT IS A RUSE.
>>750400034Why is he so evil?
>>750393673Bruce Wayne? The Gotham billionaire?
>>750399080explain this then
>>750393673AI slop
>>750396169Who the fuck is Bruce Wayne?
>>750400398You pal should've been more concerned about his wallet and letting some random hoe spike his drink because he was too busy staring at her thighs.>she's sensing my pal is from Gotham somehowCause he looked like a felon, the entire country has this "power"
>>750400034Batman would 100% stalk his thread on /x/ and fuck with anons there until they're wheeled off to Arkham
>I'M TELLING YOU, OUR DEADSHOT IS WHITE!>THIS NIGGA CALLING HIMSELF DEADSHOT MUST BE FROM PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
>>750400814stfu about parallel universes. If the flash could remake reality do you really think he'd struggle against Captain Cold and Mirror Master?
>>750400814He's just some jealous copycat, anon. That spic Copperhead took the job from some guy, that's probably what happened here too.
>>750396813That was debunked. Turned out Hugo was corrupt. It's never who you think it is.
>>750396169Joker got wacked. Heard Bats finally snapped his neck, good riddance if ya ax me. Harley's runnin things for a while, maybe shit'll get better once she gets over the clown.I just do gigs for Riddler nowadays when they pop up. Easy money, and it comes clean since the guy don't trust goons to not fuck up with the laundry.
>>750396169Harley quinn. who knows now that his mista J is dead you can probably get in her pants
>>750399927I never understand the orphan boy story. just because he adopted Dick doesn't mean he is a pedo
>>750402510Only Batgirl calls him daddy
2015 game running on out of breath UE3, btw.
post yfw IT'S DA FREAKIN BAT
>>750403319
>>750399978*coughs* *coughs* wonder loli *coughs* *coughs* crypton tube babies
>>750394440Being driven into the ground by people who had nothing to do with the Arkham games.
>>750400519That's some copycat - The Prankster
>>750403319>>750403381How the FUCK did they do it
>>750402646Ok Bruce Timm, time to go
>>750403675It was the last AAA game to come out before the great competency crisis. Right before they started shipping games with stock unreal assets and lighting with no comprehension of art direction.
Any good Batman animated movies come out recently?
>>750396934if you rape a Joker the number of Jokers in the world stays the same since it'll just transfer to someone else and that person will become the new Joker
>>750403319>>750403381Crazy how fucking well it holds up after 11 yearsWait actually, it doesn't just hold up, it turbo mogs most current games
>>750402646You mean Nightwing right
>>750403675I'm glad you asked.
>>750403349WAKU WAKU YOU LOOK STRONG. LET'S FIGHT
>>750393673>falling for an AI deepfake Charlie Kirk is also Batman
>>750400435Finally, the only smart person itt Boss, I finished hiding the question mark trophies in the abandoned chemical factory. Can I get my bitcoins now?
>>750404062Oof. Yikes.J Schreier was right. I’m glad we as a society collectively agreed this was a problem that needed fixing.
>>750396169Bane if you're a big guy.
>>750396827>Can fight back the rapeThat can't be possible. nothing can beat rape. not even super pussy
>>750403349
>>750404119>Who can stop this constipated jock,>With the awful animation and the complicated plot?>Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?>This looks like a job for the OG! Batman!>I'm killin' it; you're Krillin it! I'm villainous to vegetables>Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals!>My level is incredible! I'm out of your league!>You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi!
>>750400810One great way to disuade the public would be for Bruce to be incredibly pathetic in social media, imagine if I told people Elon Musk was actually some chad vigilante, nobody would believe you.
>>750400034>Timm shitpost in forum about batmanMan 4chan in DC must be on a whole another lvl. not only are you getting psyop'ed by jews but also superheroes and villians too
Aslume Origins..The forgotten christman kino...
>>750404335>You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi!you can't do that. Chi-chi is only for kissing
>>750404335>HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA REWRITE YOUR STOOOORRYYYYY>YOUR POWERS HAVE BEEN BORING SINCE THE NINETEEN FUCKING FOOORTIIIIEEEES
>>750393673Guys, I'm a broke enforcer. I need money. Everyone rejected me for bullshit reasons (fuck you two face) beside Hater and Pigg. Which is the best?And don't tell me to join the GCPD you assholes
>>750404395Actually, concussing poor people using high-tech weaponry sounds right up his alley.
how did prankster pull this bitch
>Batman rescues Ivy>Ivy wraps Batman up in vines and gets in the elevator>Doors open at ground floor and Batman is stood there unamused
>>750404593Psycho chicks are super hot but they are not worth it, ever. Trust me on that.
>>750404593
>>750404539Both will turn you into a mindless drone but chose Hatter if you want to still be alive after batman beats you up
>>750394493Yeah, poortroons are known for their heroism, diligence, intelligence, and altruism instead.
>>750396169Two face has a dental plan.
>>750403518apparently they did recruited back a few people who worked on the old games to make a new bat game.Wish they also had some of the people who made that VR game, it was surprisingly good.>>750394685That reminds me that many twist or even plot points literally cannot work anymore unless they take place in the past or in a completely alternate history;
>>750404539The Joker is always hiring. I can't share it in case you're a glowie, but there's a guide on how to not get killed by him. Basically accept jokes, as long as they're not on him, and also not to put yourself over him.
I'm still surprised Knight was made using fucking UE3. Probably was the swan song for that engine.
>>750394558He doesn't even look that similar. Have you ever seen Superman wearing glasses? Why would he even need glasses if he's Superman?
hey guys, do you think that we should abolish arkham asylum and return the death penalty? the thug that killed and raped 12 children got an insanity deal and one of the parents who tried to gun him down in front of the court got paralyzed from the neck down after batman humanely beat him and hanged him from a lamp post
>>750393673Bruce Wayne as Batman? What's next? Clark Kent is Superman?
I wish the game had more nightwing/robin team up because those dual takedown animation were kino
>>750404850The justice system is more corrupt than ace attorney's. If we reintroduce the death penalty, Two-Face will be the judge and Gordon will be the first to die.
>>750404850If you kill a killer the number of killers remain the same
>>750404019Knightfall was pretty good. we are gonna get azbat soon https://youtu.be/zG8TU7GTaoo
>>750394558>Check who the fuck is Clark on LinkedIn>He's some nobody reporter from Metropolis Stop hero obssesed schizos should stop doxxing people
SUPES CONFIRMED, IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR WAYNE ENTERPRISES
>>750404813It was literally written to run on the 4770. UE3 was stable because it was designed from ground up to be single threaded. Now the H1B jeets at epic can't write software so both UE4 and 5 multi-thread like garbage.
>>750396169Just avoid the guy with the dummy and Mad Hatter. One way or another you'll end up with scrambled eggs instead of your brain.
>>750405056he doesn't have a checkmark why should i care
>>750405056
>>750400519This is one of the funniest /v/ .webms. Almost worth Rocksteady's meteoric fall... not really ;_;
>>750405056You know that account is run by someone else right,
>>750404047I give some slack to gotham knights because that game pretty much got super fucked by WB executives. They originally wanted to make a proper arkham game. then they were forced for this, THEN they were forced to make it live service. But there's some moments in the game in between the mediocrity which shows the developer really could have made a great game had they had the freedom they wanted.Whatever happened to that studio?
>>750404539I think you will relish the opportunity to work for Condiment King.
>>750400519What was his name again?
>See the nostalgia critic>Beat him to deathBats confirmed for AVGN fanboy
I'M GOING LE INSANE
>>750405056NOOOOO I JUST BOUGHTPLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO GOONING FOR ORCA SHE SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN TUNA
>>750405335The Japist
>You should have listened to my warning
>>750393673That millionaire playboy? Please.
>>750405054Guy's fucking jacked dude. I don't think he's an ayy lmao but he's def. the kind of guy Superman should fear.
>>750396169Scarecrow isn’t a bad bet, unless you’re cowardly, which most of you gooners are.
How the fuck does women keep trying to date Calendar man. Not only he is ugly as fuck but Fucker kept telling me fucked up story at blackgate but WHY are they dating him, and in some of them it's actual dating it's not him forcing his ass on others. They HAVE to know who he is. I mean hell it be like a chick trying to date Zass.
>>750405056>wayne stocks going downIt really is over for BatKEK
The graphics for this game are still completely mind-blowing.
>>750403349he's right behind me isn't he
>>750405651https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VkwNk6bKlr4?feature=share
Honestly I'm surprised there's not MORE batgames, I mean, he's a bit the cashcow of DC. They almost do yearly animated movies with him.
>>750405381wait a minute...
>>750405852I liked gotham by gaslight, but I watched hush and that shit was completely ruined.
>>750403349fuck you talkin about loser theres nothing up there se-
So why can't supe game work again>he is le-overpoweredthan throw overpowered villians and shit at him that can kill him. pretty sure there are gangs who have lex luthor super guns running in metropolis
>>750396169Take the mafia pill, anon. The Falcones will treat you much better that any of those disfigured lunatics ever will and you won't have to dress up like a faggot.
>>750405558Zsass to Zsass.
>>750406051His powers are kinda boring. I wouldn't want to play as Superman.
>>750404047GRIMThat 2015 era of games was fucking perfect and they had to find a way to fuck it all up of courseIt was the perfect middle point between genuinely impressive looking games, affordable hardware, and good optimization (well maybe not for AK at first, but it became pretty well optimized after some time)And the games were simply fun too
>>750405953We don't talk about Hush, it's one of the worst animated movie ever.Hush really is unlucky as a villain with adaptations, isn't he?
>>750406145
>>750406184>well maybe not for AK at first, but it became pretty well optimized after some timeI was running it maxed at 4K on mid hardware and only had to reduce it to 2K after Ivy splooged all over the city. Actually it ran better than Origins did.
>>750400519i still think this is some test video to check lighting on the model or somethingstill fucking funny it got leaked tho
>>750406051Because his powers are simply too much, anime-tier levels of outerversal powerlevel faggotryAnd then you're gonna say "well depower him a little" and it's gonna be fucking boring, because if I play a superman game i want to realistically fly through fucking space and punch through fucking planets and move at actual lightspeed, and i just can't see how anyone would be able to make and balance a game around thatCapeshit is always more interesting when the powers have actual limitations
Weird to think that the original Batman from 1936 will be in the public domain in less than 10 years.No Joker though, I guess he'll face, I don't know, the fucking Giggler or something
>>750406208Yeah. It's not my favorite of the classic Batman stories. I think year one and longest halloween are leagues better.
>>750404687Proving his point, b*llionaire
>>750406051make a supergirl game and get to control superman when he taps in for darkseid or something
Daily reminder that Batman knows every single game you've pirated over the years, yet chooses not to come to your house and beat you up for it.
>>750406575Bats is a piratechad. Respect
>>750406051Because superman is a boring character
I want catwoman to crush my head with her thighs.
Would you like a bat game based on the bullshit that is Absolute?
i want to drink ivys nectar while she shits on me for being a human
Is anyone familiar with gooning for Orca? I hear the lower end villains give you a bigger cut of the score.
after to the passing of Conroy, who is the current "definitive bat voice"?
>green lantern ring is powered by willpower >there are other power rings out thereso which emotion is /v/
>>750406051Free flight is not as fun of a traversal method as you think it is
>>750402160Sounds like the streets of Gotham are shifting fast. If Batman actually crossed that line and snapped the Joker’s neck, the entire balance of power is officially broken.Riddler is definitely the smartest play for a crew member right now. Edward Nygma might be obsessive and prone to overcomplicating things with his puzzles, but he runs a calculated operation. Unlike the Joker, he doesn't kill his own men just for a punchline, and he actually pays on time.Keep your head down while Harley settles into her new role. When a crew loses its head honcho—especially one as chaotic as the clown—things usually get incredibly messy before they stabilize.Are you planning on sticking with Riddler long-term, or are you just using his gigs to stay afloat while you see how Harley handles the old crew?
>>750406902I mean he's too expensive probably but hearing Michael Keaton again in Spider-Man; he's still Batman.
>>750406943retardation
>>750406902the dude in under red hood was good
>>750405335They call him Cuban Pete
>>750406902He's severely underrated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es310NO3XWg
>>750406902They should get Chris VA back. he was great in Origin and superman red son
Sex with Catwoman
>>750407221>Jokerghost sitting outside the orphanage basically pleading with Bats to smash her
>>750407360while also insinuating he was plowing Talia in hell
>>750406943Rage, obviously.
>>750399821Retard. How is bombing Gorilla City working out for the economy?
>>750406943The real answer is fear
>Rocksteady's only role after Suicide Squad was co-developing that LEGO Batman gamechrist...
>People are scared of a clown and not the guy who can break into any home and shoot you while you sleep
>>750407563Scarecrow-san....Actually, how the fuck did Scarecrow managed to get some goons outside of the militia, are they not also getting the toxin?
why doesnt he just prompt claude to solve the anti life equation?
>>750407360The idea of "joker ghost" haunting Bruce and imploring him to just bang all the women he meets is pretty fucking funny.
>>750407681rumor is they got another singleplayer bamham game in the pipeline slated for 2028the way the industry is headed I wouldn’t be shocked if the studio closes before then though
>>750407681Well, at least it was good.
>>750406902Roger craig smith
I think Wonder Woman is Diana Prince.
>>750407810>claude is actually supersmart, you have to regulate it now!!Nice try, Lex. No one falls for that anymore.
>>750408752just shove a mother box in the AI
who would win in a fightclaude or brainiac?
>>750395114The guy who runs the company who, uh... what did they do again?
>>750406902Everyone is just going to be copying conroy from now on, it’s that definitive
>>750408752Batman shows that relaying on this isn't a good idea
>>750393673yeah there's no way this maladapted faggot pedophile billionaire is the bat
>>750406449De power him… until later on. It doesn’t have to be a perfect game just make it really fucking hard and unfair in the beginning and make it the easiest shit ever by the end. Worked for symphony of the night.
>>750396169If you've got any actual combat experience/service in military/police get the fuck out of Gotham, the place is a shithole. Lex contracts tons of mercenaries and unlike the fuckin retards constantly getting captured by Batman, Superman never ever gets an opportunity to put Luthor in jail. Plus, if superman himself gets involved, you just give up instead of getting your ass kicked by a roided out rich yuppie. It's not like you've got a chance against either one, but Luthor has zero expectations of you putting up a fight against fucking Superman. Also he's a trillionaire.
>>750410114>just make it really fucking hard and unfairWhat? That defeats the whole powerfantasy of being a godlike being>Le kryptonite!!Poor man's bandaid because they realized any kind of stakes is impossible when your character can casually drag multiple planets with a chain in the vacuum of space
>>750396892That butler IS his bodyguard, retard. I heard he’s like an SAS agent or somethin’.
>>750408676I think Woman Woman should kill me with snu snu.
>>750393673Obviously fake retard
>>750406051Just make a balance between Superman and Clark Kent segments. He can't be both at the same time and he isn't ALWAYS Superman. That's how you limit him without arbitrarily limiting him. Have his identity being discovered as the game over condition instead of dying unless kryptonite is involved.
>>750400519I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH
>>750393673Cock reveal when?
>>750394440Either currently making a new unannounced game or still still figuring it outI think the most recent thing they've done is work on the new Lego Batman so thats probably what they were focused on after Suice Squad
>>750393673>SCARECROW is releasing this news>the guy unhealthily invested in making people see untrue things to freak them out>right AFTER he fucking gassed everyoneBro I don't even trust my coffee mug's demonic laughter anymore tonight, I think I'll just turn in.
>>750394440Getting their just desserts for ruining videogames, if late.
If the Bat is a billionaire, then how come his arch-nemesis isn't Mary Dahl?
>>750394440they spent a decade making wokeslop that barely sold
>>750400519Every time this shit is posted I have to watch it through to the end, I just can't help it>>750406395It's the most plausible explanation
>>750396169the joker isn't real retard, the bosses just made him up to scare newbies. he's like a mascot. they all are.
>>750393673what expression is that face meant to convey?
>>750394440they are making a remake of Arkham Asylum, i wish i was joking!
>>750406886Sure, but there’s a 50% chance of ending up in the hospital either half drowned and with a crushed pelvis, or dehydrated but with a crushed pelvis
>>750411785this just reminds me of the headcanon that if you took a gotham goon and placed them elsewhere, by goon standards they’d be a supergoon due to the built up resistances to various chemicals and all the other gotham nonsense
>>750403319Impressive, very nice.Now let's see the boss fights.
>>750413606The industry is still hung up on the idea that remakes automatically = restored goodwill with audience. Didn’t save 343 lol.
>>750414105Any gotham citizen who grew up getting laugh gassed, fear gassed, plantpoisoned or drinking from that bi.weekly tainted water supply must be basically unkillable by conventional poisons by now.
>>750403381>>750403319Literally looks better than any game that came out this year.
>>750414395The wide sweeping shots look good but the models for the in-door props look straight of Pokémon Sword/Shield for the most part.
>>750406051Limit his powers and have him regain them as he progress through the game. Also have him face enemies that have access to advance weaponry that can kill him.>Red Solar/kryptonite guns>Magic users that have enchanted blades that can cut his flesh>Beings who can match him in strength and durability>Darksied's apkolpyse technologyThe people who say it can't be done has no imagination or history of the character.
>>750415156Everyone knows it can't be done. The only reason you hold Supes up to unreasonable standards is because he's the first. Imagine gamers were like, Astroids has the potential to be the best game ever made. Train arrives at station has the potential to be the best movie ever made.
>Bruce wayne, handsome playboy>make him look like a FAS troglodyteRocksteady is such ass
>>750415156Or simplify it.>Superman gets hit with a bullshit ray that makes him susceptible to regular attacks at the start of the game
>>750406051It's literally NOT his powers that are the problem. In JC3, Rico Rodriguez is borderline unkillable, has fast unlimited flight and can destroy anything anytime, and that's a good, well liked game.Superman is simply not interesting as a setting and character. We thank him for paving the way but every superhero has added interesting embellishments and good rogues galleries on top of having super powers, while his stories are looked at like the bread sandwich of heroes.
>>750416084Superman's powers are hardly limited to unlimited flight, this guy can benchpress the planet.
>>750406051I think Superman can work, just not in a small-scale city-based game. Unless you're going in an out of space at will why even bother with Superman?
>>750416268Nobody's asking for silver age, don't be disingenuous
bros??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Hrc9gnFDk
>>750417132i called this years ago but you all called me retarded
You know, why does gotham truly have no animal activist villains?
>>750393673>Shitscans Paul Dini after the second game>Story immediately goes to shit
>>750404335Goku can’t form a full sentence let alone rap so he just kills Batman instead
>>750393673Fucker is accused of being batman like every other week. And it's proven to be bullshit everytime. How do these so-called (((((geniuses))))) keep coming to the same retarded conclusion?>huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he must be rich>Bruce Wayne is rich, therefore he must be the guy!Fucking.Retards.
>>750407190>So no, Alfred, I am NOT over my head... I AM my head.kino
>>750417132
>>750404062>black guys>indians>several womenGo woke, go... uuuh, top the charts!
>>750417762obvious false flag. my HERO would never.
>>750393673Honestly, how's that a shock to anyone?
>>750393673this is AI
>>750393673chat is this true
>>750418783>Oh yeah, let’s pretend I knew last minute after they revealed itShut up man, you didn’t know he was the bat
>>750417449Catwoman?
>>750419662Shes just a thief
>>750419417I know from the start that bruce was batman because only a rich asshole would put a mask on and use sophisticated gadgets to stop lower class citizens from getting money.
>>750406886>>750413963Insane how DC could create the perfect waifu and then just not do anything with her.
>>750417449Funnily enough, Pyg was turned into one of them for Beware the Batman.
All of these posts about this? Batman as a ploy to hide their identity.how do I know? well you see I happe
>>750396169DO NOT GOON FOR THE RIDDLER. That motherfucker may pay well but he will rig an explosive into your fucking cranium and force you to remember explicitly specific locations around the city. I saw my friend get his skull blown the fuck up because he was off by a SINGLE digit trying to explain to Batman what he knew. On another note, it was the first time I ever saw Batman throw up.
>>750404019Doom that Came to Gotham was fine for the most part but they shuffled a few of the sidekicks to score some brownie points. If you can handle that it should be enjoyable enough.
>>750396169Anarky is always welcoming new volunteers, and I can tell you if you manage to not get caught you can keep what you're looting. I guarantee you with the upcoming power vacuum he'll make his move again.
>>750421727Why didn't Anarky just use his extensive goon network and control of billboards to get elected to public office
>>750393770Bane?
Batman...
>>750417762why did batman let them take his butler's rags off?
>>750404047Why do modern games just look so sterile and lifeless?
>Scarecrow is my fave rogue>Somehow still haven't gotten round to Knight
>>750424936He has a great voice performance and visual design in the game.
>>750424748"doing it for real".The 2013 batman game does a series of tricks to look better, but it's all fakery and mirrors.Modern games simulate everything for real.It looks like shit but the devs can sleep well at night.
>>750417762
>>750396169The Monarch. Heard it's a pretty comfy job if you just keep your head down.
>>750426674Why is Sonic-fandom like this?
>>750417762Me in the mirror at 3AM.
>>750427278Heard the mortyary rate is crazy, despite raids happening only like every 3 years or so.
>>750398490So you're saying... they building some kinda suicide squad?
>IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>750417762The comics seem pretty interesting
>>750424936You didn't miss much, they completely wasted him
>>750424936Scarecrow was always great in the arkham games. you should play knight because it's the best rendition of him. >>750432763how so? guy managed to buckbreak bruce multiple times and would have won if Jason hadn't chimped out.
>>750433237>you should play knight because it's the best rendition of him.
>>750393673Bruce Wayne? THE Bruce Wayne, that playboy billionaire guy? Yeah sure buddy, next you'll tell me his butler or whatever is in on it too. Take your meds, bait used to be believable.
>>750416084Superman is an interesting character, though. I'm willing to bet that 90% of people who say he's "boring" have never even read a single comic about him. They just saw one of the many shitty movies.
Which is better Arkham Joker or Heath Ledger Joker?
>>750435469Arkham Joker is Mark Hamill.
>>750393673back then i thought "why are they scared of Batman if he doesnt kill" then i realize he them all into vegetable
>>750435579Also the pain of having your femur folded in two scares the hell out of most goons.Nobody likes pain.
>Gotham News NetworkEveryone knows they're a tabloid that pubkishes bogus fake news all the timeBruce Wayne is too rich to care about poor peopleIf anything, Wayne is probably funding Joker or Two Face or Penguin
>>750435579Imagine the medical bills. Batman is the true evil.
>>750424936As a fellow Scarecrow enjoyer, I really like his design and performance in Arkham Knight, but—as the other guy said—they kind of wasted it. Worst of all is that you don't even get a proper fight against him.The boss fight "design" is probably the main flaw of the game. Scarecrow getting screwed this hard when, at the very least, they could have re-used the gimmick from Arkham Asylum is criminal.
>>750414261Making a good remake and not fucking it up does get you some goodwill back, 343 managed to make a worse remake then the MCC remake which was already disliked
>>750393673>it's halloween and the wealthiest man in the world chose to put on an expensive Batman costume>on HalloweenProblem?!
Where's my electric car, Bruce?
>>750395539I totally hope he reads this and gives you a job bro
>>750394440I doubt any of the people that actually made that game are still there.
>>750437956A few of them still are but there's a reason Rocksteady immediately made garbage after Sefton and Jamie fucked off to get away from WB.
BATMAN DOES NOT DO CARDIO
>>750393673WHAT WAS BATMAN DOING IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
>>750406051this raped faggot has absolutely 0 worthwhile pieces of mediathe character is just irredeemable boring dog shit
Reminder that the prequel comic to SSKtJLA murders a lot of Batman villains who had survived from AK, like Mad Hatter, Victor Zzaszz, Great White Shark, Scarface and so on. Also apparently what happened to Scarecrow at the end of the game is permanent.At least my boy Deathstroke managed to get out alive.https://batcave.biz/32472-suicide-squad-kill-arkham-asylum-2023.html
>>750438291Clearly put in there by JOKER
>>750393673This is shopped.
>>750393673It's near Halloween dumbass, he's larping as Batman. Ngl the suit is convincing though
>>750393673I've heard these rumors, but I'm one of the few people who actually know for a fact that Bruce Wayne isn't Batman. I once happened to be out at a restaurant and I saw that rich jerk having a lunch with a lady. Well, I'll tell ya what happened, some rough-looking fellas rolled in and were about rob a bank across the street, I kid you not. And, I saw Bruce Wayne get all scared and run away into the bathroom, that's right, he just left his lady friend and run away. Then, of course, Batman showed up and took care of those guys, thank the Lord for that. So you see, Bruce Wayne obviously can't be Batman, since he was in the bathroom at that time
>>750395539>actually build and invest in infra for civilian instead of donating to politicians and zogYeah bro, the same way how Bill Gates is totally concerned about saving the planet?>adopted a kid when his parents got killed in a accident Wasn't there a photo of that kid wearing a speedo and doing acrobatics? Sick fuck.>rarely go out to party from his mansionBlatantly untrue>even got imprisoned in Arkham city for speaking against (((them)))Publicity stunt
>>750445620You're seriously looking at this poster and thinking sex?
>>750393673fake AI video
>>750394897Wasn’t their choice. Rocksteady wanted to work on an Arkham Sequel, and Montreal wanted to make a Suicide Squad game, but WB swapped their projects.
>>750393673Honestly I want it to be true because GothamSky would lose its shit.
>>750406051Laziness. If Motive can make an Iron Man game look good, then WB has no excuse.
>>750404964That's only if you kill oneIf you kill several killers the total goes down
>>750435214I'm sure you know some niche story where he's interesting but shareholders always want him bland and everyone already thinks of him that way so there's no point.
>>750447681There is no niche story where he's interesting. I've read every one that gets suggested to be such and they're all dull garbage.The character has been around for a century and has nothing to show for it.
Is Gotham Knights really as bad as people say it is? I was thinking of picking it up since I'm in the mood to play a Batman game I haven't played yet.
>>750404875Luther didn't get his Nintendo Wii.
>>750449414Did you play the recent Arkham-like Lego Batman? I heard that was decent.
>>750449546I haven't is it actually good the Lego Batman game?
>>750400519I AM READY I AM READY FOR THE FLOOR
>>750393673Are you fucking stupid? Batman and Bruce Wayne have been in the same place, in public, tons of times. How the fuck could they be the same guy??
The 1966 Batman film is actually pretty good. Great comedy.
>>750446247Batman saw this and went>The Graysons>I want Gay Sons>>750437721How is this not the best reaction to Batman's reveal?
>>750394038You know Bruce is Jewish, right?
>>750394440Warner Bros just got sold so everything is getting a CLEAN SLATE
Guess this is a way better reveal than this shit from Injustice.
ENOUGH WITH THIS THREAD!!!
>>750419905BTAS Catwoman did a lot of animal activist shit in between stealing things.
>>750453320Superbitch ratted out his friend on xitter like an SJW
>>750393673Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?
>>750452039He’s canonically Catholic actually
>>750453493"Ah, ta, ta, ta..."
>>750393673LMAOOOO these oh so scawy thugs are being clowned on by a single trust fund baby????
>>750454709shouldn't he be an old money anglo protestant
>>750455096Nah Chuck Dixon said he’s a papist it’s official
>>750453493Nickelsoup for grandma
>>750393673You are a legit retard if you believe this fake and gay shit.Where does Bruce Wayne find the time between "adopting" kids, being on Epstein Island, and going on long benders?Have you seen how far and high Batman can jump? White men can't jump. He's obv Lucius Fox (who "coincidentally" designs most of his gadgets) but you chuds won't admit it.
>>750455618Hold the fuck up, why do you think it's Lucius that makes those gadgets? Does he also change the Batmobiles tires, huh?
>>750394440i think they worked on the new lego batman
>>750404751>That reminds me that many twist or even plot points literally cannot work anymore unless they take place in the past or in a completely alternate history;I'm constantly thinking about this. How many plots are now impossible because there are cameras everywhere, GPS, AI, and so on? Or even just because society changed? Can Peter Parker sell credible pictures of Spider-Man without being accused of just using AI, and is selling pics to a newspaper even a valid way for a kid to make money nowadays?
>>750393673I remember doomguy face reveal when he took off his helmet
>>750394558Nice try, Clark.
>>750394558this>>750396006We already know everything about Superman's whole life. He's an alien from Krypton, currently lives in the fortress of solitude, has a super powered dog, and spends his whole day saving people and fighting evil. Plus we can literally see his face. How would he be able to lead a second life and why?
>>750455720It is known Batman uses WayneTech gadgets...which happen to be designed by...FOX.
>>750456871Was the batarang that was lodged in your thick skull printed with waynetech logo?
>>750393673Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?
>>750454709No, he's not, you fucking faggot.Martha Wayne, maiden name Kane, is jewish.Also, catholics is just a subest of judiasm, like how mexicans are a subset of africans.
>>750457443Ok kike
>>750457725If Bruce wasn't jewish, why doesn't he kill blacks?
1. Nobody without billions behind them could have the fucking Batwing and Batmobile.2. Every billionaire in a 200 mile radius of Gotham has been known to get taken down by Batman at least once, except Bruce.3. Every time Bruce speaks up about something gone wrong in Gotham and nobody is doing anything, Batman is also working on it.4. In fact, Bruce Wayne is the only fucker constantly harping about the effects of crime in the city, supposedly because of what happened to his parents 30 fucking years ago.5. Batman often calls (and addresses BY NAME) someone named Alfred after knocking goons down, while still in the fucking room with them. There's like 5 Alfreds in the entire city guys.Isn't it transparently obvious? Bruce Wayne is being EXTORTED BY THE BATMAN THIS ENTIRE TIME, if not held completely hostage!
>>750453493STUNNED nobody else wants to fuck Orca. Like c'mon.
>>750403675Talent, limitation and art direction. Arkham knight and Witcher are the only game where it looks realistic and cartoony at the same time without looking off.
Who's getting the best head?
>>750462616Were the fabric-stretch lines around his cock really necessary in Origins?
>>750462616aslume and town look so goddamn badmiss me with that gay spandex shiteman always look better when his suit is armored or leans more into tacticool/tech
>>750462616God i love the beginning batsuit. it's just the right amount of tacticool and comic accurate
>>750455096His childhood is certainly shown that way.
>>750453962He was such a petty fag.
>>750394038You think GNN, the station that has a hijabi anchorwoman, is owned by Jews? It's probably owned by Saudi Arabia or Qatar.
>>750453962now hes posting trying to cancel bruce over the 10 year age gap with barbara
>>750393673It's AI, dumbfuck.
>>750413606Again?
>>750403542kek
>>750393673ITS DA FREAKIN BAT
>>750438321Fuck Bendis, man.Tomasi's Superman was good, btw. He doesn't have to be boring.
>>750407083Bender? Yeah.
>>750464416WHACKEM
>>750417762Who wrote this, Geoff Johns?
>>750409063They do everything. Like 20% of the medical sector and half of the military industrial complex is Wayne Enterprises subsidiaries
>>750396069Batman also considered himself Batman full-time. Bruce is the disguise he puts on
>>750396169Man fuck Gotham, go to Central City way less crazy people there
>>750395651For me, it’s that ministory in the future where old Penguin taunts a seemingly senile Bruce that he knew for decades, then Bruce shocks him and goes "Yeah I knew you knew, just like how I knew you were too much of a coward to act on it"
>>750418063Is Alfred still dead, btw? I don't keep up with DC's nonsense.
>>750465954>is a pacifist who believe everyone deserves a second chance>still funds the MIC which kills how many millions a year
>>750466189That's the brainlet take, yeah.
>>750467437
>>750467493why he posing on his tip toedamn bruce you zesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7GWGLkPepU>This mere 4 minutes scene brutally mogs every fucking Batman movie ever made in their entiretyThey did Snyder dirtyImagine what could have been if WB weren't utter fucking retards
>>750467805Whoever choregraphied this scene has 100% played a ton of the Arkham gamesIt's literally just a live action version of your typical Arkham fight against goons, and it's fun as fuckIt's sad how the DC Sneedverse ended, Affleck had the perfect physique and face to play Bruce Wayne
>>750417762KWAB
>>750396169fuck all of them, come to central city and work for captain coldsure the flash usually catches you instantly but he just throws you in jail, hell sometimes he just kicks it with the petty criminals too
>>750460258Present.
