Welp, it's official. Zoomers cannot write or direct for shit.
>>224053067could have been a million times better if backrooms stayed as a mystery box and there was no climax or anything
>>224053067>>224053096Movie was terrific. Filtered faggots
>>224053216It was godawful and most of the overly long runtime was spent on this stupid therapy shit, when the actually interesting part was the setting. It should've been similar to Rendezvous with Rama, with the characters just being a way for us to explore the rooms.
I went into the movie knowing nothing other than the general aesthetic. Is a giant pirate puppet thing a mainstay of the whole backrooms thing? I thought that shit was corny
>>224053260Didn't read. Get taste.
The company bankrolling the movie rightfully knew that nobody outside of low IQ zoomers would enjoy a true backrooms movie, so they brought in a kike to make it about therapy between a white female and a black guy.
>>224053260The setting wasn't interesting at all. The movie failed to do anything interesting with the backrooms. It's worse than Kane Person's youtube videos. In the first video he did you got a real scale of the backrooms and how it just goes on and on and just how strange the backrooms are.Movie backrooms seemed like 10 rooms where the only gimmick the rooms had was that it has real world objects in it copied badly. And every room is just a copy of a room the main character has been in, which makes the entire place look small both physically and conceptually.The backrooms in the movie are so small you can just walk for a few minutes and find a replicate of your store. In the youtube videos you do not ever once get the sense that if you keep moving you will find something familiar. In the youtube videos backrooms look infinite and they do not make sense, they are not a reflection of your memories, they don't care about you.The movie failed hard. It's just 10 rooms where you can eat popcorn people.
>read wikipedia article>"the backrooms are a commentary on gentrification and trauma"Is this the best zoomies have?
>>224053332100% accurate post. They focused so much on the little trauma allegories that they fumbled the basic premise, which is the setting.
>>224053344They don't even have it. The original guy who came up with backrooms is a millennial who was thinking about ''liminal spaces''The gentrification and trauma shit comes from a gen-x jew who wrote the movie for the zoomerThe only thing Kane Persons brought to the table was blender skills. The guy is trying to retcon the series saying it's a commentary on AI, even though the videos came out before AI was a thing anyone cared about.
>>224053382It is kind of funny how the black dude completely loses his mind in the backrooms>woah, this place is incredible wooah, I feel like home! this is EVERYTHING, holy shit I am LOSING MY MINDand it's 10 small rooms and 1 big roomWas it really that incredible?
>get A24 money to build a set>make your climatic setpiece a bluescreen carpetI love how retarded little zoom zooms can be
Apparently Kane Pixels lost 2 years of his life making this movie. Producers made him move to Canada to film and he didn't get to come home. Missed his little brothers graduation and everything.
Seething that a 20 year old can make a better film than you
>>224053523Before the move his asshole was the size of a pixel, now it's big enough to fit a person, that's why he changed his name
>>224053533How did you know?
It's kino. Haven't seen it, though.
Mental problems is the only thing writers can think of as horror these days. They live in such a bubble that they can't think of problems besides mental problems. They think this is relatable to the average audience, lol.
I didn't see it & I have no opinion about it :)
>black dude calls his white wife fat TWICEkane is so fucking funny. knows them brothas like the big ones
>>224053067imagine being the guy who originally came up with the idea on 4chan. i’d be psychotic.
>>224053067Zoomers are the hottest generation. I literally can't unpause my TV
>>224053688>lazy fatass incels on chudchan are going to put in the effort to make a Hollywood movieThis guy is retarded folks
>>224053697You have very poor reading comprehension.
>opening voiceover: "we are all stuck in an endless loop...some kind of LIMINAL space...">main character watching a TV ad: "Have you been feeling listless lately? Like you live in a room plastered with monotonous yellow wallpaper? Ask your doctor about ZORGDRIL">main character listening to the car radio: "You're listening to 98.7 KRQX, here to save you from the humdrum BACKROOMS of reality with that sweet seventies rock">Billboards, posters, flyers all shoving the same messageHOW ABOUT USING THE MEDIUM OF FILM TO CONVEY YOUR IDEAS YOU FUCKING HACK
>>224053728Oh you mean they turned his idea into zoomer goyslop lol
>clark finds the backrooms>goes back to his therapist>"listen, i've found some kind of room back there, some kind of backrooms. they look like a manifestation of my trauma, i'm going back in"That part was a bit on the nose
A complete garbage movie. Zoomers have absolutely zero taste>recovering alcoholic guy with an ex wife finds Backrooms>even he isn't scared of them, just more interested by them>some unseen monster is in the Backrooms and kills his workers (I should have turned it off right here)>lame therapy sessions with white woman>suddenly white woman is the main character>black guy suddenly snaps for no reason and no build up>barely anything explored about his alcoholism or ex wife (so why bring it up?)>dinner scene ripoff from Texas Chainsaw Massacre>le final girl running from monster (in this case Pirate version of black guy)>ending reveals that some company is studying the Backrooms in secret (JUST LIKE STRANGER THINGS!))2/10
>>224053746You still don't get it.
I don't like the yellow backrooms. I guess I like the more "nostalgiacore" stuff like hotels from vacationing as a child or poolrooms
>>224053941Is that an empty hotel? GIVE THIS ANON 10 GORILLION DOLLARS AND A 5 MOVIE CONTRACT
>>224053067It's a great film, Gramps. Now drink your pills.
>>224053941eerie flourescent lighting contributes greatly to the liminal ambiencethose are just big, empty buildings
>>224053760What was on the nose was the black dude sitting the girl at that table and literally and unironically explaining the entire mystery of the entity to the audience. And the worst part is that the audience had probably already figured it out, as long as they were +110IQ.
Freak hand
>>224053832Yes this but nah u
