How THE FUCK did Jeremy Renner survive this and make a full recovery?
>>224051228Honestly after going through all that to save his nephew he is a legitimately good dude. I'm glad he kept his penis
Schlong situation?
>>224051298Bionic most likely.
Well, not a FULL recovery. A crucial part of him is gone for good.
> a full recoveryAlmost a full recovery, he lost a piece of himself to an opportunistic rodent
>>224051228who the fuck is the torture porn obsessed lunatic that commissioned this to be animated?
Bbc status?
>>224051360His name is Jeremy Renner
>>224051295It's a lot less heroic when you learn the nephew was a grown man who probably just walked out of the way afterwards.
>>224051228Conspicuous exclusion of cock information
>>224051376haha>>224051228he was given a transfusion from high jackman
>>224051421tallywhacker state?
____ _____?
One thing, I don't know whyI can't feel my toes no matter how hard I tryKeep that in mind, I designed this rhymeTo remind myself of a time when my cock got hardIn spite of the way /tv/ was mocking meActing like my dick wasn't working properlyRemembering all the times roasties had sex with meUntil I got those scarsThings aren't the way they were beforeMy wife doesn't recognize my penis anymoreNot that she blew me back thenI literally got my heart crushed in the endMedics kept everything insideAnd even though they tried, it all fell apartWhat it meant to pee will eventually be a memory of a time whenIt snowed so hard, I plowed so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI have no legs, or dick and ballsBut in the end, I can't empty my bladder
>>224051360Kek I was thinking the same thing
>>224051228This legit looks like a Mortal kombat fatality WTF
>>224051228Hol up What happened to his penoir ?
>>224051228Are the rumours true?
Dick dissertation
>>224051228Why is that dumbass just standing there in front of the car?
Dick status?
>>224051228HAPPY RENNSDAY
>>224051408This. Renner probably wasn’t thinking he was making a sacrifice but didn’t respect the heavy machinery. OSHA accident autopsy videos should be mandatory high school viewing.
>>224051608Afraid so
Enough with the childish rumors. Renner's penis was not compromised by the accident. It's still perfectly functional and intact. Please stop spreading misinformation and let me fully recover in peace.
What was he thinking here?
>>224051762>I better keep an eye on this situation
>>224051228Probably made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt.
>>224051762>good thing im called hawkeye and not hawkeyes haha
does the eye still work?
does he still have a dic
>>224051914Yes, his penis on the other hand is a different story...
>>224051228>“Before exiting the driver’s cab! — Apply parking brake,” the manual says. But I didn’t engage the parking brake, or disengage the steel tracks. In that moment — an innocent, critical, life-changing moment — that tiny but monumental slip of the mind would change the course of my life for ever.Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid. Dude admits to pulling out a truck, and turning his vehicle around with the snowblade up to the point he couldn't see his nephew detaching tow chains from a truck they just freed. Instead of just stopping, turning off the vehicle, putting it in park with the break on, then getting out to help his nephew, this dumb motherfucker decided to stop the vehicle and get out on the track...which promptly began rolling leading to him crushing himself for being fucking stupid.Just...dumb. He's lucky he's still alive. His nephew is lucky to be alive.
>>224051762>Sikhs are bro tier
>>224051762is this actually what happend?
>>224051799Heh
>>224051228He was driving lost control jumped out then jumped back in or at least tried to lmfaoHe had 0 training operating the vehicle
>>224051228If I were on that snow plow, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would be a lot less mangled cocks on that snow.
>>224051228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nSZ79fXO8
>>224051762>when you nut but she keep suck-oh wait, that doesn't work here
Cock condition?
>>224051228Wait, why did people here make it seem like it was a 1 person snowmobile?
Dick shtick?
>>224051228sweet X-Ray Kombo
>>224051762>oh haha i get it, hawkEYE
>>224051228Schlong status?
wang welfare?
>>224051228Knob condition?
>>224051228>full recovery?
>>224051752>meWTF
>>224051367broken barton cock?
>>224051228Why was that thing just driving itself? Wtf was the operator?
>>224053353Too busy recording the video
>>224051228>be celebrity>get absolutely mangled>doctors move heaven and earth>back to normal in like a year>be normal person>go to doctor with some relatively minor but still life-impacting problem>uhhh well it looks like maybe it's this? idk bro>yeah idk go to some physical therapy place where they can rub a ball on your joint and tell you to lift a 2lb dumbbell or something>that'll be $45,000
>>224051498OH!
>55 repliesI support age verification for social media
>>224051762>OH N-
Seems like it'd have been a better option to tell that dumb kid to move out the way
>>224053626The "kid" was 27 years old kek
>>224051376>His name is Jeremy RennerHis name is Jeremy Renner.
>>224051626Srsly! Get ur fucking out — landscape view-GO!
>>224051228He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
>>224051228Like how the tone of those initially immediate reports, so slyly suggestive;>‘somehow survived, might not recover, but probably for the best….’
>>224051762>'ima former master log-roller, n this’ll be a cinch’He hopped up there like a Super Mario!
>>224051799>>224051858lmao fuck you guys I shouldn't be laughing at this, he was saving his nephew ffs
>>224051228Jeremy called himself "half a man" when Disney cut his paycheck in half for Hawkeye Season 2.Trust the man himself. Isn't that a song from the 90s? >"Now I'm half a man..."
>>224053831Found it! And it's the perfect song for Jeremy Runner. Fuck "Clayface" I'd rather watch "Half Man"https://youtu.be/pHlNFGuzX3o?si=XhCwtF3e-_-Z2V64
>>224051360I can't prove it but it's indians. They've been doing these fucked up animations on yt for years
>>224051996>mfw being a brakeman and angrily shouting at engineer after he set the automatic brake but the independent hadn't been completely set (it's an 87 year old switching locomotive so go figure) and the train jerked less than inchNormally screaming "TURN THE FUCKING BRAKES ON" at the top of my lungs in front of a bunch of kids would be a bit of an overreaction, but the conductor literally had his head in between the cars to check one of the air hoses at that exact moment so I consider the panic warranted.
>>224053493modern medicine can absolutely bring you back from the dead, but it will cost you like 10 Million...the average person is simply not worth saving
>>224051996There wasn't a parking brake, there's a dead man's switch that turns the engine off when you leave the seat but he did something to override it, probably by tying the seat down.
>>224052308No, it does.
>>224051295That just sound like some fantastic-publicist/crises management hokum.Nephew told first responders, ‘he got out [of the cab] to tell me SOMETHING…’
>>224052183> He had 0 training operating the vehicleVery common with rich people and heavy equipment. Happens all the time, they usually just are not famous so you don’t hear about it.That stuff is not ment for consumer use at all
>>224053944
>>224053944 o You can technically “override” once the parking brake is activated — anyone with a lawn tractor knows this.So ur suggesting this motherfucker modded manufacturer’s safety-shutoff-trigger? Ya, I can see why Team Rener thought it was a good idea to call in Crisis Mgt to handle press inquires. Studios’ requisite insurance on him likely would’ve skyrocketed for being such self-sabotaging pot head~retard?
>>224052183>He had 0 training operating the vehicleI don't think that's true. He just didn't do it on the reg, and when you aren't a regular operator of some dangerous piece of kit like that, you don't have the luxury of learning from your retarded mates that fuck up, die, and make you pay more attention to proper procedure.
>>224051228He really thought he was Hawkeye.
>>224051228zack d is a coward for not showing his dick status
>>224051673Can you still get this? haha
If that video is accurate, it seems likely that his dick is probably intact since he was facing down. The fall in that video is weird though.
>>224054053Yes I'm suggesting he modded the manufacturer's safeties because they inconvenienced him. If the parking brake was activated, allowing him to override the deadman's switch it shouldn't have rolled forward, and if the parking brake wasn't on then the deadman's switch should have shut off the engine. If he didn't fuck with the automatic shutoff then there was a major safety failure that the manufacturer is responsible for but since nobody including Renner has ever suggested that it was equipment failure the only way it could have kept moving when he left the seat is if the safeties were deliberately disengaged.
