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    Post Malfoid (Draconia Malfoy) and discuss her influence on the films

    Previous >>224045402
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    For me, it's the Lady
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    >>224049411
    I still like the idea of swapping the roles of Harry's parents so that his father is in the spotlight, then making Snape a woman and keeping the Harry's parent-with-Snape background story
    It would also lend itself well to female Snape empathizing with Malfoid's romantic plight
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    Space King has to be some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. Imagine the type of retard that watches that slopfest.
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    >>224049436
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    >>224049411
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    There's no way Rowling would approve of any of this, right?
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    Leftists and trannies are seething over Malfoid
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    >>224049436
    >so that his father is in the spotlight
    He already was though
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    >>224049452
    Please stop bro you're gonna set him off again
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    >>224049502
    too much pride, her work is perfect on her eyes, we will have to settle with ai slop
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    >>224049507
    Malfoid won
    Anakin Skywalker won
    Troons lost
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    >>224049526
    it's been a year since I watched the films but I distinctly recall the attention being on his mother. Also Rowling needed to self-insert as someone, so the mother is a saint and frequent point of focus when the parents are brought up. Harry just admired his father's troublesomeness and Quidditch skills. Beyond that he was basically just a sperm donor in the films, speaking metaphorically
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    >>224049502
    >Would the radical feminist author approve of an r63 character based off bullies she encountered in real life getting with the main character after a redemption arc that also has foid in her name?
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    >>224049436
    How would you do the "you have her eyes" shit. I mean Harry is already a boy, and he looks like his dad. It doesn't really work if you make it James' eyes.
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    >>224049411
    off topic and not /tv/ related. take your fanfic trash back to REDDlT.
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    >>224049507
    You think this is fucking funny chud!?
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    >>224049532
    But it's funny and /co/ posters deserve hell.
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    >>224049586
    "You have his nose" or some other feature. Admittedly less emotional/romantic than eyes, but you could find something about him that female Snape latches on to
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    >>224049615
    >the more Malfoid I see the angrier I get
    Kek right before Halloween too
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    >>224049411
    What kinds of Malfoid merch have been created in the past 2-3 months?
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    Did you have a good halloween?
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    >>224049572
    >films
    No, James was THE guy in pretty much every category which is why Snape constantly seethes at Harry whenver he does well as he reminds him of James (his bully).
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    >>224049639
    >You have his nose
    You have his nose, and his oily skin, and his surname ending in stein. Why, you're even raiding the /tv/ board to seethe about white people
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    Hogwarts toaster.
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    >>224049615
    I agree with the second one. Malfoid is not for NSFW artists. She is pure.
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    >>224049434
    >Female Voldemort that's creepily obsessed with Harry
    >Captures and does demented shit to him to the point even her death eaters start getting weirded out like crucioing him until he cuddles up next to her and spending hours just staring at him while he sleeps
    >Threatens his friends with fates worse than death if he doesn't act like he loves her
    >Malfoy has to watch and bite her tongue waiting for a moment to save him as her boyfriend gets both molested and tortured by the Dark Lord
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    >>224049814
    However it is canon
    >always leg locks
    >gets off when Harry hisses parseltongue
    >enjoys fucking in their school uniforms
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    >>224049615
    >misogynistic incel slur "Malfoid"
    Maybe trannies can call her "she who must not be named"
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    >>224049841
    >enjoys fucking in their school uniforms

    I saw a fanart set post voldeywhere she was complaining about Harry that she wouldn't fit in the school uniform anymore but it vanished from my timeline before I could save it.
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    >>224049411
    it's over and you know it.
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    >>224049612
    People are making their own shows now. You lost. The future is now.
    https://youtu.be/8cwv81N5cvc?is=EzDvnK-BsEwFZXFt
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    >>224049923
    >she who must not be named
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    >>224049841
    You could make some cute scenes of him teaching her snake words
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    >>224049980
    he can't do it anymore after Voldemort dies but he just fakes it now, just like her orgasms
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    these threads and general winter made me wanna try the hogwarts game should I?
    i dont generally enjoy AAA slop though
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    Who would be a better wizard's chess player? Ron or Malfoid?
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    >>224049950
    I like the series.
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    >>224049411
    You niggers need to just watch Hey Arnold! (the Helga-centric episodes specifically).
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    >>224050026
    But Helga is ugly
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    >>224049411
    brown thread
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    >>224050020
    Ron has one fucking talent and it's chess
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    >>224050049
    this, tsunderes need to be hot
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    And then they kissed.
    https://youtu.be/dB2IGRZPHXE
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    >>224050089
    Malfoid would be taught Chess given her status. Ron would be slightly better but I think she would give him a run for his little bit of money.
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    >>224050019
    No, it's just a generic open world game full of nothing, most of the characters are bad and the good ones barely show up.
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    >>224049507
    Do any of them talk about how you like young 5head malfoid?
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    >trannie psyop general
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    >>224050155
    I saw a few of the big forehead malfoids but I don't really get it so I didn't save them. Seems to be an asian thing more to make fun of a girl's forehead.
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    >>224049411
    I want to see more Voldemort shipping Malfoid x Potter
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    >>224049436
    the love story doesn't work the same then, unless you give james lily's backstory of being a muggleborn
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    >>224050181
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    >>224050181
    Nigel Farage loves jeets
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    >>224050221
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    >>224050181
    it's looking more and more like it every day.
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    >>224049434
    Damn nigger you're cringe af
    >>224049824
    Woah, you type like a pedo
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    Thinking about their married life Malfoid is obviously the one who handles all their finances and taxes. Can you imagine if it was Ginny? Harry would have lost the entire Black and Potter fortunes in a few months.
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    >>224050299
    You type like a retard
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    >>224050322
    What would be Malfoid's tax policy? She is rich so presumably she doesn't like taxes
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    >>224050322
    Rare Cindarella-like animation style spotted
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    >>224050322
    They would probably have an accountant.
    Goblin chained in the basement.
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    >>224049502
    Probably not, but the trend seems like it has a life of its own now
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqzFkLrKqR0
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    In this Malfoid rewrite would you undo some of the deaths?
    >Hedwig
    >George
    >Tonks
    >Lupin
    >Colin
    >Lavender
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    >>224049502
    trannies hate it. even if she doesn't like it she should support it just to piss the trannies off even more
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    >>224050362
    uniroincially what is the Goblin's tax policy? I don't think they report anything to the ministry because they don't give a fuck.
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    >>224050436
    I would add even MORE deaths
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    >>224050452
    like who?
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    >>224050436
    Dumbledore returns from the dead out of pure rage because Dobby needs a good beating
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    >>224050484
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    >>224050436
    >Colin
    >Lavender
    Forgot those two even died. Rowling jus5 crammed in a bunch of deaths at the end. If I were gonna have anyone it would probably be Hedwig.
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    >>224050336
    Pedos are notoriously stupid so you'd know about being retarded, I guess
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    >>224050448
    trannies were literally the ones who started the trend because of JK Rowling.
    Not so funny now is it? Yeah you can go cry now, bitch boy
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    >>224050322
    Damn that's kino. This has sovl and yearning properties
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    >>224050475
    All Gringotts employees
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    >>224049615
    >>224049923
    >She who must not be named
    Why the fuck did it take so long for this joke to come up? And while making fun of bluesky leftists too
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    >>224050322
    Ginny became a professional quidditch player after the war, so I assume they'd be alright irregardless.
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    >>224050436
    Undo Fred and give him and George an epic battle scene where they use a bunch of trickster magic to kick death eater ass.
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    >>224050452
    >>224050475
    Lucius and/or Narcissa could be kino. You could play it tragically or a heroic sacrifice to save their daughter.
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    >>224050436
    Nah, in a malfoid rewrite I'd probably have harry dating ginny but then choosing malfoid in a wa2 esque scenario.
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    >>224050530
    I thought trannies started the trend because they:
    >Raged at one artist for drawing Malfoid and told them to fuck off because trannies wanted lesbian and tranny Malfoid

    >Following that, a korean woman drew Malfoid on Bluesky, trannies crybullied her and she went to x formerly known as twitter and was widely embraced by yearners

    Where does JKR fall into this?
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    should I mention Malfoid to my therapist?
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    >>224050584
    keeping them alive to deal with malfoid and potter marriage it's just too much fun
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    What did /malfoid/ do for Halloween?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8EB1GsyMt0
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    >>224050606
    sure
    see how much harder you can make their job
    do not accept any kind of drug they try to give you
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    >>224050606
    after malfoid you don't need a therapist, think carefully about it
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    >>224050584
    This but I wouldn't kill both of them. Just Lucius maybe as a noble sacrifice. I kinda want him to live though and redeem himself by helping Harry, then they come to an understanding and he's like "all right I guess you can marry my daughter".
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    Threadly reminder. Just so anons are aware, there's a pedotroon lurking about. He tends to be the one posting off-colour or weird shit
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    >>224050436
    Didn't Lavander survive and marry Fred?
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    >>224050491
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    yandere malfoid > tsundere malfoid
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    >>224050600
    On to a big pile of money and tranny tears
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    >>224050658
    no she was raped by a werewolf and died
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    >>224050484
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    >>224050436
    George dying was a crime, they are so kino in the books
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    >>224050673
    we can have both
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    >>224050484
    but dobby also died?
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    >>224050723
    dumbledore resurrects him only to punish him
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    >>224050737
    kek
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    >>224050721
    Really? I never read the books, but in the movies it felt like a cop out. Like Rowling wanted to kill someone off but was too much of a pussy to kill someone who mattered, she literally chose the only character who has a doppelganger. Absolutely the lowest possible sacrifice she could've committed
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    >>224050638
    I like the idea that Lucius lives and in the aftermath of the battle is still at Hogwarts and witnesses the Weasleys mourning their dead son and has a talk with Arthur and they have a bury the hatchet type of a deal.
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    tranny shit being left up by a gay faggot from /co/
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    >>224050721
    >>224050748
    She didn't need to force the deaths at all. Like in Firefly Wash didn't need to die at all. Killing off characters for shock value isn't good writing.
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    >>224050771
    It's hardly shocking that people die in a war.
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    >>224049615
    It's shocking how popular Helluva Boss is with troons.
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    >>224050762
    redemption arcs are good
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    >>224049411
    >Ugh, why am I stuck out here with a loser like you on Halloween night?
    >That's what happens when you go snooping into other people's business
    >I saw you and that lower-class Ron skulking about, I was curious what you were up to
    >So curious you stalked us all the way from the castle?
    >Shut up!
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    This is like the best directed and executed malfoid AI shit, tell me it isn't.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmG1K_VHsD8
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    >>224050802
    plenty of people did die, killing of certain ones for shock value was very unsatisfying
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    >>224050869
    part 4 when?
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    >>224050869
    Waaaay too Asian
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    >>224050181
    Since when?
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    >>224049434
    >>224049824
    I like female Tom Riddle because she has all the intelligence but is also hot.
    This version of her is good but I can't find the source
    https://youtube.com/shorts/4TXLJ0PMuMw
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    >>224050869
    The music makes it extremely vaginal and cringe.
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    >>224050882
    nov 3
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    Why do the Harry Potter movies feel so disjointed?
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    >>224050882
    Idk anon, I'm only 15 seconds in and I only found it through a random relevant video. It's heavily korean influenced, but the execution and scene composition is topnotch. At least up to now.
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    >>224050916
    >expecting the mind of a woman to have continuity
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    >>224050655
    Yo retard, the guy you're looking for is right here: >>224050767. If you're gonna shit up these threads at least do your job.
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    >>224050913
    thx

    >>224050930
    enjoy brother
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    >>224050895
    But it has soul anon. Literally seoulll.
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    >>224050855
    Yep. Lucius would probably do a stint in prison, even after collaborating with the good guys naming names etc. as a way of taking the rap for his family's involvement in death eater business to protect his wife and daughter.
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    >>224050869
    Aside the fat landwhales, do people really enjoy looking at these kpop plastic looking ass faces? It is ridiculous
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    >>224049500
    >>224049639
    >>224049704
    >>224049804
    >>224049826
    >>224050002
    >>224050861
    >americanized versions

    Americans were a fucking mistake, everything that appeals to you is anathema to British aristocracy and polite society. What you think of as glamour is gaudy trash.


    An heiress should have some fucking dignity.

    Not that I expect you cousin fucking hillmen to understand what that means.
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    >>224050861
    Speaking of the Forbidden Forest, it's kind of interesting that the first time he sees Voldemort, Malfoy is by his side. You could probably do something with that.
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    >>224050767
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    >>224050992
    bro I posted a toaster
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    >>224050992
    Schmede probably has the best take on Malfoid so far
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    >>224050992
    >british aristocracy
    >calling anyone "cousin fucking"
    the ironing....even though I do kinda agree. I think the depictions of her as a noble heiress with a never tiring stiff upper lip are the best.
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    >>224050992
    if one one a regular guy in the school, how do you approach a girl like that without her killing you in the process?
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    >>224051028
    jej
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    >>224051050
    Harry wasn't a "regular guy" By British standards he was legitimately pretty proper and polite. What he missed was polish.
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    >>224051081
    I wasn't talking about harry, I was talking about me
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    >>224049436
    Nah. That's fucking retarded.
    Gender swapping everyone is stupid. At that point might as well genderswap Harry and make it a lesbo story
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    >>224051028
    Please understand, toasters are crude symbols of decadence. We British nobles only eat the only the stalest of bread.
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    >>224051095
    Yeah but you can fuck right off.
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    >>224051050
    If you fear death at her hands, then you have already lost.
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    >>224050930
    Foyege, it's considered one of the best ones
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    >>224051113
    that's true
    if I'm gonna die anyway, better be by her hands
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    >>224051050
    Unironically, just don't. Be the best that you can be and don't simp for her like every other guy is. The truth is, she might not be interested in you regardless, you can't really control that. But throwing yourself at her feet or trying to be the one nice guy in her life is doomed to fail.
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    >>224051095
    She isn't for you she is for HARRY POTTAH
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    >>224051101
    >gender swap 1 character aside from Malfoid
    >"everyone"
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    >>224051102
    Sir Patrick Stewart would disagree. Also I'm pretty sure that contraption was made in England in the 20s.
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    >>224050436
    Hedwig and George
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    >>224051134
    sigh... I'll never get relationships...
    I literally think I was born in the wrong age or wrong planet
    this isn't really for me
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    >>224051144
    >Sir Patrick Stewart would disagree
    That's why he had to be silenced.
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    >>224051028
    Wizards don't use toasters, an affluent old money wizarding family of noble lineage wouldn't even deign the idea of having a toaster in its manor.
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    >>224050322
    Why does everyone forget that her family is loaded and most likely has a personal accountant?
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    >>224051204
    They use fire to cook don't they?
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    >>224051222
    they don't

    fire is for specific potions only
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    >>224051160
    Not to say you're wrong but if you're aspiring for a girl like Malfoid, I mean it's like becoming a writer and saying "man it's hard to win a Pullitzer". You're setting yourself a pretty high goal. She's an ideal fantasy, she's like he top 0.01% of women. Lots of other women are much more attainable.
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    >>224051278
    I can't help who I like tho...
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    >>224050721
    >>224050771
    Yeah, George and Hedwig were both "kill the dog" moments, just odd to have two and to have Hedwig pretty close to the start of book 7 as I recall. You only need to kill the puppy once to make your point that the stakes are high now.
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    >>224051296
    I know, I don't really have the answers. I'm just telling you what I think a sensible person would tell me if I asked them. If you're in a situation where you're unhappy because you don't have something, your options are to attain what you want or change what you want. If what you want is unattainable, changing what you want is the only option you have. I'm not saying it's easy, it just might be the only option.
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    Thoughts on the Ron/Hermoine pairing? Close to the Harry/Malfoid level? Nowhere near?
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    >>224051365
    I'm not joking when I say this but even a homeless crackhead whore is unattainable for me
    so it doesn't make a different if she's a 10 or a -10
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    >>224051393
    Nowhere near. Are you delusional?
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    >>224051278
    >Lots of other women are much more attainable.
    NTA but what other women are there who are actually worth even acknowledging as people, let alone dating/marrying?
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    Reminder that Malfoid would be Harry's distant cousin.
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    >>224051050
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    >>224051265
    nonsense
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    >>224051468
    Why does she look like a Korean Jenna Ortega mixed with an alien?
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    >>224051402
    If things are really like that for you, your only option is to learn to be content while being alone and find other things that make you happy. I know that's obviously much easier said than done, I'm just trying to be honest. I think your situation is probably less hopeless than you believe though.
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    >>224050436
    Going to be honest I can kill all the humans happily even, but touching hedgwig was too far. I read so many books growing up with that bird as my bookmark. That hurt.
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    >>224049411
    malfoid is a troon. malfoid enjoyers are leftist liberal trannies.
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    >>224050869
    lmao, what is this kdrama kpop sloppa. Lol asians
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    >>224051526
    >I think your situation is probably less hopeless than you believe though.
    well judge for yourself
    >34yo virgin
    >168cm manlet
    >already going bald
    >no job
    >no career
    >dropped out of college 3 times
    >wasted 15+ years in college
    >never talked to a single girl in the process
    >haven't talked to a girl that isn't my mom or family since high school
    >no future plans whatsoever
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    >>224051160
    There legitimately is no longer room to pull girls by demonstrating strength of character and competence. Both require that a girl be exposed to you repeatedly in situations where you can make high-cost signals of both, and that simply is not the reality of what swipe dating does. In swipe dating, it's sales, can you hook them and sell them in one single interaction? You can't have any other strategies, there's no time or space for them to work in. It incentivizes superficial charm, narcissism and sociopathy. You can't have a human heart and pull.
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    >Gimme one thousand (You)s
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    Did the wizards in HP ever come in contact with knights in the muggle world? Were there any wizard knights? Would be cool if they teamed up for something, I don't know what. Maybe have a Barbarian join in as well.
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    >>224051523
    the alien is Anya Taylor-Joy

    >>224051546
    same, the movie changed it so Hedwig died saving Harry but I'm not sure if that was better.
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    >>224051402
    why would you even want to attain that
    all whores must die
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    >>224051142
    >what's a slippery slope?
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    >>224051602
    Merlin cough
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    >>224051602
    A knight is just a Muggle with an inferior weapon than a gun.
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    >>224051617
    I don't
    but even if I wanted to, I can't
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    >>224049436
    So does that mean James is a muggleborn and Petunia's brother? And Lily is a marauder? Snape is already a good character as a man, you don't have to fuck everything up because you have an adult woman fetish.
    >>
    >>224051599
    we need to bring Tony and his crew into the Malfoidverse
    dumbledore could hire them to whack Dobby (or just break his legs)
    >>
    >>>/wsg/6262487
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    >>224051523
    She's not my favorite one but I like her personality
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    >>224051582
    I'm being honest, this is way less bad than I thought it would be. I thought you were gonna tell me you were like a quadruple amputee and morbidly obese or something. I won't bullshit you, you aren't gonna get a Stacey unless you become a millionaire, but like I said, Malfoid is the top 0.01%. If you got a good career going you could absolutely still get an average-tier woman. It's up to you whether that is something you're able to want and be content with and be motivated to work towards.
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    >>224051436
    >NTA but what other women are there who are actually worth even acknowledging as people, let alone dating/marrying?

    Plenty. I'd unironically not think like that, because women will pick up on a dude who implicitly hates them. To frame it, would you notice if a woman was talking to you, hated you and was trying to hide it? Would you want anything to do with a woman like that?
    >no tats
    >no egregious piercings
    >not fat
    And go from there
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    >>224051365
    Genuinely solid advice anon. Simple and to the point
    >>
    Reporting back from day 2 vending at LA Comic Con. Again, I didn't see a single Malfoid cosplayer so if they did exist they were all upstairs in a different hall from ne. However, my Malfoid prints were my bestseller, even outselling eevee prints, and I sold out completely of my deatheater Malfoid and Pointing and Laughing at You Malfoid designs by lunch time. It was a good day.
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    >>224051692
    >If you got a good career going
    well, that's the problem. I don't know how to do that
    I don't have any interest in any field, I can't go back to college (and I don't really want to after my pathetic experience for the last 15 years) and I have no skills or talents at all
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    >>224051725
    >women will pick up on a dude who implicitly hates them
    I think women get fooled quite a lot manipulative men.
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    >>224051623
    cough
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    >>224051767
    Good shit bro
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    It's fucking over what the fuck is 2026
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    >>224051767
    Do people seriously buy hard copies of fanart?
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    >>224051767
    that's a shame, what was the most popular female cosplay? Petra Parker?
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    >>224051582
    Give yourself small achievable goals and take the time to mentally congratulate yourself, it doesn't matter if you think its silly or besides the point, just do it.
    I'd practice mindfulness and being in the moment.
    Small achievable goals would be going outside for a 15 min walk, tidying and cleaning a room, keeping your clothing washed and in order.
    You'd be building yourself to a routine. Also stop wanking and looking at porn, that's poison.
    Godspeed yearner
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    >>224051851
    It was a mixed bag, maybe Pomni but nothing stood out as overall most popular, unlike years ago when 50% of the girls were Harley Quinn
    >>224051832
    In artist alley it's pretty much mostly fanart.
    >>224051823
    Thanks bro
    >>
    >>224051872
    I really hate this kind of advice. I already lift, lost 25 kg during 2025, I already go on 1+ hour walks because I need to do 10k steps, which I hate so much and I still hate myself and feel no worthy of love
    >>
    >>224051851
    Female Choso from JJK was also very popular for some reason
    >>
    >>224051851
    >Petroon Parker
    >female
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    >>224051785
    I'm not a careers advisor so I can't really say how you should approach that. I would just find the thing you're best at (even if you don't enjoy it) that makes money, and work hard at it.
    >>
    Chudbloods, are pub crawls with your gf fun?
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    >>224051804
    >I think women get fooled quite a lot manipulative men.
    Absolutely. Those men wouldn't implicitly hate them though, they'd be thinking about how to make these women feel good (emotionally) so they do what he wants
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    >>224051957
    >Those men wouldn't implicitly hate them though
    They absolutely could
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    >>224051934
    then I guess I'll just have to become an english to spanish translator since english is the only good thing I'm good at
    >>
    >>224051945
    How should I know?
    >>
    >>224051945
    the AI is making her look weirder and weirder
    >>
    >>224052001
    You don't want to be a teacher?
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    >>224052032
    fuck no
    I hate schools with a passion
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    >>224051725
    you need to add
    >dresses modestly but elegantly (no fucking short shorts or yoga pants, but no dumpy shit like sweatpants either)
    >has had few or no romantic partners
    >never had a one night stand
    >never posted nudes
    >confident, intelligent, and independant (doesn't need me for money or other shit)
    >naturally coloured hair in a feminine hairstyle
    >hates immigrants/thirdoids
    >no trashy behaviour, tastes, interests or personality traits AT ALL. this includes "country girl"/redneck shit (grew up around those, they are garbage)
    and then you have a semi-comprehensive list of my minimum standards
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    >>224052042
    Fair enough, me too. You could be a private tutor then and only teach people at a center or at their house. You'd never need to go to a school. My friend did that and he's a terrible teacher so you should be able to do it.
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    >>224051924
    KK. Then you should quite literally, stop, mentally flagellating yourself.
    As in, when the thought crosses your mind think:
    >I'll think about this in 10 mins
    >And mentally occupy yourself with anything else. Start counting bricks if you have to

    Genuinely snap out of that shit or don't. You're a man with a black cloud over his head, no one wants a thing to do with a man like that. It's not advice to be le quirky b positive chungus man, that's to get you mentally at a neutral state.
    You'll fuck up, but keep at it, practice makes perfect.
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    >>224051945
    Yeah, if you quite literally match energy
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    I didn't even see a single malfoid out tonight. Not even any harry potter related stuff. Just generic witches.
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    >>224052079
    I guess I'll consider it. To be honest, everytime I would drop out of college, my mom would tell me I should just get a degree related to english but I always refused because I didn't really like the idea or thought it was beneath me
    maybe I should have listened to her... but AI will probably takeover translation related job very soon as well
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    >>224051995
    Right. You're absolutely hell bent on torpedoing what I said. Good luck then
    >>
    >>224052070
    oh and i forgot the most important requirement: she must be white. i'd sooner die alone than racemix (and nonwhites aren't attractive anyway)
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    >>224052014
    she looks pretty, how do you expect her to look?
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    >>224050992
    Schmede version would be so much better if she did not have the middle-aged woman hairstyle. No young girl is doing their hair like that for normal school days. For a ceremony? Yes. In a rigorous sport? Fuck no. It is so tacky to look at.
    >>
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    >>224052136
    >she looks pretty
    she kinda laugh like a fucking horse
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    >>224052148
    more of this please, I fuckin love the dumbledore demolishing dobby content
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    >>224052123
    Huh??? I'm just pointing out something that is true, what's with that emotional reaction? If it "torpedoes" your argument, how is that my fault?
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    >>224051945
    She's looking bad here
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    >>224052070
    Right. Just go for the cutie/mid girls then. There's plenty like that but I reckon you'd ignore them or don't notice them.
    >confident, intelligent, and independant (doesn't need me for money or other shit)
    Be serious dude. Try living in reality, no?
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    >>224052122
    Yeah I don't know what to do about AI, like 90% of careers are in danger there so you're not alone. But I think there is something to be said for having a teacher sit down and talk you through something, people still appreciate that. It might be worth looking into
    >>
    >>224052113
    Yeah the malfoid cosplayers did not come out like we expected.
    >>
    Has AI gone too far?
    >>
    >>224052223
    ... yes it has
    >>
    >>224052205
    if i can't have a girl who is confident, intelligent, and not a useless fucking parasite, then i'd rather not live in reality
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    >>224052150
    her laugh is very cute
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    >>224052211
    I saw a lot of Malfoids bar hopping, so I guess that's where they were?
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    https://x.com/PalmerLuckey/status/2116746435341545895
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    >>224052223
    The face stretching scared the shit of me lol
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    >>224052243
    >if i can't have a girl who is confident, intelligent, and not a useless fucking parasite, then i'd rather not live in reality
    Sucks to suck bro. Women rely on men, that's how the world goes around
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    >>224052257
    >only whores dressed as malfoid
    grim, but not surprising
    please god let world war 3 begin and wipe out this accursed species
    >>
    >>224052275
    What if they were barhopping with their bfs and husbands?
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    >>224052275
    tad extreme no?
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    >>224052272
    imagine dedicating your life to taking care of what is effectively an invalid. couldn't be me.
    malfoid would not be like that btw
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    >>224052211
    maybe it was a mistake to gatekeep malfoid from the thots. Halloween dress up is a slutty holiday for woman, not a yearning one.
    >>
    >>224052301
    I genuinely hope you're shitposting or trolling
    >>
    >>224052272
    >Women rely on men
    Lol try telling any modern woman that
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    >>224052289
    >women dating or marrying men who aren't me
    FUCKING WHORES
    >>
    >>224051523
    AI scrapes the internet for reference points. The results usually bear a resemblance to actors/actresses.
    >>
    >>224052327
    Yeah I know. They'll argue that its not true but who gives a fuck
    >>
    >>224052289
    they're probably trying to fuck other guys behind their backs
    modern women are extremely predictable
    >>224052294
    it is watered down from what i really think, actually
    >>224052323
    why does it bother you so much that i hate incapable, incompetent retards who can't function without a man to support them?
    >>
    >>224052289
    >barhopping with their bfs and husbands
    a few clearly were, or on a date. a few also clearly weren't there with an SO lmao
    >>
    >>224052352
    Oh, you're actually retarded. You should kill yourself. Or troon out
    >>
    You ARE listening to Malfoid's theme song on this fine Halloween night, right anon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vqabNg5-XA
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    >>224052386
    >i'm not interested in dependant, dumb, insecure women
    >REEEEEEEEE KILL YOURSELF
    are you a dependant, dumb, insecure woman or something? i can't understand why else this would piss you off.
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    >>224052413
    I'm listening to r/a/dio
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    >>224051582
    I can tell you from my own experience, that you tend to meet women while in the pursuit of your own interests. I've been married for nearly twenty years, and even now, I'll meet other couples or female neighbors while I'm out running or working out in my garage. Sometimes ladies will make small talk when I'm doing something mundane, like shopping for protein bars. I remember when I was on vacation in Hawaii, a restaurant waitress came out of nowhere and was chatting me while I was looking at souvenir tshirts. Granted, not all women who do approach might not seem ideal, but they have a way of surprising you.
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    >>224051602
    Godric Gryffindor was a swordsman, anon.
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    >>224049411
    cringe spam
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    >>224052423
    because you talk like a faggot.
    >Faggots hate women
    >You clearly hate women
    >You are clearly a faggot
    you're hyperbolic like a faggot and vitriolic like a faggot
    >>
    >>224052438
    What's your overall demeanor like?
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    >>224052438
    my only "pursuit" that I do outside is when I go on walks. But I go out with this "please talk to me, I'm lonely and desperate" aura so probably that's why nobody even acknowledge my existence
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    >>224052211
    >Yeah the malfoid cosplayers did not come out like we expected.
    A decent Malfoid costume is basically a full-blown uniform. A lot of girls can't be bothered to go that far for a single night. A good female version of the costume would have a collared shirt, tie, panthose, skirt, shoes, cardigan, robes, and possibly a wig.
    >>
    >>224052485
    He vampires across the grocery store very billionairely
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    >>224052501
    well yeh. ur a fucking loser LMFAO
    >>
    >>224052156
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    >>224052542
    thanks bro
    didn't know that
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    I have koreans using beauty face filters on malfoid ai videos when White women don't need them fatigue.
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    >>224052545
    kek
    >>
    >>224052546
    u wont do a thing to fix ur shit LMFAO
    this nigga looking for asspats
    >>
    >>224052359
    Did you shoot your shot with a hot Malfoid, anon?
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    >>224051582
    >>224051692
    100% self fagging, lmfao. This is probably the most inorganic string of comments I've ever read.

    The threads will continue to go up, and you will continue to seethe.ywnbaw and no self respecting man's gonna settle for the axe wound.
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    >>224052589
    I fixed my weight
    that's all I can do
    but you're right
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    >>224052467
    NTA but it's funny you're white knighting for women like a faggot, when it's obvious the only reason you don't hate them is because you think they're beneath you. You don't really belong in modern society, you're like a lost boomer from the 50s
    >>
    >>224052485
    I guess you could describe it as determined, but polite. When I was younger I was more of a recluse, less confident, but that changed as I got older and became more involved with leadership, self-improvement and learning to laugh at myself. This all comes with time though.
    >>224052501
    >But I go out with this "please talk to me, I'm lonely and desperate" aura so probably that's why nobody even acknowledge my existence
    Chemistry takes time, so be patient.
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    >>224052413
    gayest fucking shit in a long time
    >>
    >>224052599
    I was giving a guy some life advice you stupid fucking schizo. This has absolutely nothing to do with you and your gay little tranny obsession.
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    >>224052413
    pretty catchy
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    >>224052510
    You nailed me, anon. Pic related.
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    good night friends

    https://youtu.be/IJhElxdJlXw
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    >Happy Halloween, Potter!
    >Did I scare you, Potter?
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    >>224052624
    >Chemistry takes time, so be patient.
    it's all I have left at this point, patience...
    >>
    May we come in, Potter?
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    >>224052735
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    >>224052735
    >accio daughter's panties
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    >>224052697
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    >>224052697
    Shouldn't've clicked that...
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    >>224052785
    a mistake everyone makes
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    >>224052697
    >more tiktok slop faggot music
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    >>224052697
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    >>224052636
    >i thought you were a quadriplegic
    >don't post malfoid, settle for the axe wound and the land whale
    You're clearly projecting and talking to yourself faggot. We can all see what you're doing.
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    >>224052697
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    >>224052619
    >NTA
    >tranny logic
    yeah sure. you're the attention whoring trannypedo
    >>
    >>224052878
    you anons arent actually hufflepuffs are you
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    >>224052636
    >you're obsessed!
    That's tranny logic, ywnbaw, you're an ogre, kys
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    >>224052915
    I actually rolled that on the official website. It gets a bad rep from shitposters, but the house values hard work and dedication. My patronus is a dog.
    >>
    >>224049434
    I know almost nothing about the Harry Potter franchise yet I'm obsessed with Malfoid. Is that Goth Malfoid?
    >>
    Dubs and we're all gonna make it.
    >>
    >>224052948
    see
    >>224049824
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    >>224052948
    Pretty sure it's female Tom Riddle, so Malfoid if she was a school shooter.
    >>
    Threadly reminder, the /tv/ pedotranny is intimately aware of how to slip CP into threads and signal to other pedos. Thank you anons
    >cunny
    Exclusively used by pedos
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    >>224051945
    god i hate asians so much
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    PSA
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    >>224053020
    jesus dude youre obsessed
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    >>224053120
    Fuck off zoom zoom. You fags are so sex averse it extends even to fanfiction. The only reason you R63 a character is eventually so they get fucked. Its the law
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