holy kino
>>224049050still the best ernest movie imo
>>224049050Best John Cena film to date.
>>224049087yeah it's the only one i care about really. i don't know if the other ones are as funny or good
>>224049050yooo this nigga in a punkin
>>224049050hey vern i'm about to cram this here meller yeller up your asshole if you know whaddi mean
Ernest 1/3 of the way in
>>224049125Hell yeah nigga. He was suckin' a nigga dick so good keepin' it hard. Lettin a nigga cum all over his chest and tongue
>>224049087Goes To Jail is my #1 since that movie is just absolute bat shit stupidity from start-to-finish, but Scared Stupid is a VERY close second.
>>224049124Ernest goes to Camp is good.Ernest goes to jail is pretty good.I think Ernest scared stupid is the best tho. Camp has Gabriel from Supernatural in it as a bully, which was weird.Eggs erroneous
>>224049087>>224049124>>224049431>>224049432Goes to Camp is my favorite.Gee I'm glad it's raininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jN5-WoMLd0
>>224049431Does he rape someone in jail?
>>224049050is this guy pee wee herman for rednecks?
>>224049476Yeah. Brave hearts is a great theme for it too.>I'm scared sarge>we're all scared, son
>>224049510Possibly.He started out doing commercials that were popular.He also did Shakespeare.
>>224049510"This Aged Great" called him the red state Captain Kangaroo.https://vocaroo.com/1aeQy88bMXBM
these dudes were pretty cool
>>224049476Are you trying to make the 10 yr old me on the inside cry right now? That hit me straight in the feels. Totally forgot about that part of the film.
>>224049476why was ernest so sad
Do all the adults hate Ernest in all of the movies or is it just Ernest Scared Stupid where it seems like everyone except kids hates him?Reminds me of Big Top Pee Wee where the entire town hated Pee Wee for some reason
>>224049431Scared Stupid is the better movie, but Goes to Jail is the better Ernest movie.
>>224050061The inner city kids were treating him like shit
>>224049050Authentic Bulgarian Miak!
>>224049431this. goes to jail is oddly whimsical in a clever, imaginative way. ernest is something of a misunderstood genius in this one.
>>224050293>i bet you thought i couldn't find any this time of yearunderrated moment when he is showing the troll the MIAK and the troll goes "miaaaak?" and Ernest looks at the label to make sure that's what it sayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6v9qaGaO_Y
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>>224050335I like Ernest's angry speech at the end. Almost wish there was a serious horror movie with Jim Varney as the protagonist because of that scene.
>>224050424i don't think i remember. i just remember almost crying when everyone is back with their kids but ernest is all alone without rimshot
>>224050443Rimshot was a cute dog, but one ugly little kid
>>224050681kek i'm watching it now and that part literally just happened
HE NEVER KNEW WHEN TO QUIT
>>224050705Makes me want to watch it now.
>>224050760kekThe movie is just one kino scene after another.
>>224050887it has creepy moments at times
>>224050943It probably would have worked well as a straight horror movie.Not enough troll horror kino.
are his little characters he does in other movies or just for stupid?
>>224050760>>224049050>screech>UGHcame here for this
>>224051002He uses the granny as a disguise in Jail IIRC
>>224051034He does granny and a snake handler (PIZUNUS SNAKES) in Christmas.
My yearly guilty pleasure Halloween movie. Rip Jim V.
>>224051074Didn't he go to Vern's house in that?
Jim Varney seemed like a cool ass dude even though i know literally nothing about him besides that he was a classically trained actor
I asked a Bulgarian flight attendant I was banging if Authentic Bulgarian Miak was a real thing. It is not LOL.
>>224051240He might have been gay and slept with Freddy Mercury in the 70's. Dude had an amazing work ethic though.
shame Jim ripped so many fuckin darts
>>224051002several of his characters are like running gags
>>224051348what? first i've heard that but that's hilarious
>>224050189It's just the adults in scared stupid because they have political interest in him doing their dirty work. Then it snowballs from there.
>>224051348https://youtu.be/1stykMXGxxk?t=683Hard to say, there isn't much information online about him personally but this interview shows some of his hobbies and his wife at the time.
>>224051156I watched it every year as a kid. Showed it to my kids this year.Looking forward to Saves Christmas
HOW BOUT A BUMPER SANDWICH, BOOGER LIPS? heh heh heh heh
Weird to name his dog Rimjob but okay
I'll send them a nice card
>>224049384Nigga wut u doin'https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Lettin%20a%20nigga%20cum%20all%20over%20his%20chest%20and%20tongue/
They don't make atmospheric kid kinos like this anymore.
>>224051240He had aura.
>>224052059made me kek this time around. some jokes didn't resonate with me as a kid
>>224052154Its got a lot of good moments.
honestly a movie like this getting a 9 million budget in 1991 is insane now
Why is the tree fort so spooky?Why can't they make kinos like this anymore?
The great redneck hope
Just the kids
>>224051002He does the granny in like 4 of the movies
>>224052096If a movie like that came out today it would be some straight to netflix slop
>>224052512I guess it's just a product of its time. We will never get kinos like it again.
>>224049484There is honestly a deleted scene where he pretty much does get raped...by a woman during a conjugal visit.
>>224049050>You will pay for the sins of your forefathers!>I didn't have four fathers, I just had one father and I didn't know him that well!The Ernest movies are packed with clever dialog.>I knew an Ottoman boy scout once... he had a merit badge in wholesale slaughter
>>224052304i loved the tree fort but always hated the scene with the food fight with the bullies. maybe the child actors just annoyed me
Oh no... they are going to blame this all on me
>>224052690kek as it's fucking trolls killing everyone. i'm not even sure it was supposed to be funny
>>224051979His name was “Rimshot”, you stupid nigger.
>>224052779Even kinkier
>>224050942I remember going to see this as a kid and my mom wouldn't stop going on about Eartha Kitt and how much she loved her and how she hadn't seen her in anything in decades. I guess after seeing her in Batman and all her weird sexy black lady voice piano songs I understand. She was a big deal for boomers.
>>224052944my parents would say the same thing. they'd see us watching the movie and be like "oh my god, is that eartha kitt!! i haven't seen her since batman"
>>224049050The was the only American film in competition for best film at Cannes in 1991
>>224053430you made me look up who actually won and i was surprised the Barton Fink did. i think the Coens made that to troll critics and it worked kek
>Mogs Jerry Lewis in front of Live audience
