literally the goat horror villain
He would literally like to have a word with you.
>>224050075>fag puppet from a low brow, torture porn franchise
>>224050146Sounds like you just weren't smart enough to appreciate the Saw movies. That's okay. He is still relevant and has a new movie coming out in 2028. Freddy is dead.
>>224048996>a pedophileyeah, no.
>>224048996
We need new freddy kino lads
>>224050800Imagine an actual versus match between these two...
>>224048996I prefer Pinhead
>>224050994Talk about a weird preference.
>>224051026What's weird about liking pinhead?
>>224050958wtf would jigsaw do to jason?
>>224051124A whole heck of a lot more than Corey Feldman, I'll tell you that much.
*runs into your thread*
>>224051182In a scenario where jason understood the point of the game>there’s a key in your eyeHe’d just rip out his eye no problemIn a more likely scenario where he didn’t understand it, he’d just break free from the trap and escape
>>224051231He would resurrect Jason's mother or capture her soul and then force Jason to choose between cutting himself apart or sending his mother to extreme hell forever. There is no way Jason could beat him.
>>224048996He has no competition >Leatherface and JasonActual retards>JigsawSome old fuck dying of cancer, and who’s dead in more of his own series than alive>Michael Myers His biggest nemesis is some bulldyke with a troon kid LOL
>>224050281>weren't smart enough to appreciate the Saw movies. lol
>>224051309Jiggy ain’t got that sort of power or he would have resurrected his baby that got smashed by the door
>>224050281You actually have to be borderline retarded to enjoy the Saw movies. It’s a known fact. The Saw fanbase are absolute subhumans.
>>224050075these movies are pure shit only morans like
>>224048996I can't think of a better one.wes craven really managed to make something mystical.
>>224050800>Top 10 anime battles
>>224050381>revisionist fuckwits that only saw the downie remake that FAILED
reminder that chucky fucks and has a loving family. freddy is a pedo, and jason, michael myers and leatherface are all permavirgins
>>224050811nah, can't be done without englund
>>224051562he was always supposed to have been a pedo, now who's being "revisionist"
>>224051573freddy is only seen slurping at fully developed women you slimey third worlder
>>224051573>tranny kidhe wasn’t the same when tiffany stitched him back up with doll parts. Child’s Play 2 chucky would have skinned and flayed his faggot offspring
>>224051593>always supposed to, never wasand back to the future was supposed to have used a fridge as the time machine, but they worried children might trap themselves in fridges.so when you think of back to the future, think of fridges, not a delorean.makes sense right?
>>224051573I hate that craven pretty much confirmed Freddy was a pedo it’s so much more interesting to consider him as a tragic scapegoat and victim of mob justice who became an evil monster
>>224051642post evidence and/or kill yourself.none of the murders are real in any of the films it's all just a dream
>>224051631>come on Marty, Einstein, get into the fridge, and travel back to the year 1985!!
>>224051642The remake is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen but I’m actually okay with them just being like >Yeah he was a pedo & they were right to light him up lolHim being so evil that he just became some fucked up demonic entity always made more sense to me than some revenge malarkey.
>>224051426You actually have to be smart to follow the plot lines. And you can actually get into the lore and explore theories with him. He is the only horror icon you can do that with really. You actually need an attention span with him.
>>224051783The remake was baffling.>the adults say they killed Freddy because he was a pedo>one of the kids, now a teenager and finding out the truth asks, 'did you find any proof?'>the adults sheepishly kick at the dirt, stuff their hands in their pockets, and pout>'you killed an innocent man!'>'we were kids! We would have said anything!'>then they go to Freddy's boiler room and find his stash of CP Polaroids Wow, that was a twist?
>>224051783It wasn’t even revenge in the original lore. He killed them, he just didn’t fuck them, a very important distinction.
>>224052207>It wasn’t even revenge in the original lore.what? it was always about revenge. That's why he initially targeted the "elm street kids". After that he was just enjoying himself.
The remake doesn't make any sense. >here, have this super dream powers you random pedo. Oh right, you are now a killer. The original origin story (bastard son of a hundred maniacs) was perfect. Sperm dream demons were retarded. Remake was also really dumb. Didn't he have the knives glove as a pedo janitor?
>actually Jason is a worm possessing bodies >Michael is a golem controlled by a Celtic cult >Freddy got his powers from ancient dream demons that look like tadpoles What the fuck happened in early 1990s?
>>224052207>He killed them, he just didn’t fuck them, a very important distinctionHe acts incredibly weirdly sexual multiple times, I think it's pretty damned obvious he was doing more than just murdering children.
>>224052514>He acts incredibly weirdly sexual multiple timesHe likes to tease his victims. His victims happen to be teenagers who are super hormonal and most likely insecure about sex.
>>224052537>He likes to tease his victimsThat's a funny way of writing that he gets immense pleasure from being sexual with teenagers.
>>224052083No you don’t. They’re all mostly dogshit outside of the first two. T. Have regrettably seen ever single Saw/Jigsaw movie.
>>224052584>he gets immense pleasure from being sexual with teenagers.Yet there are no scenes with him having a boner. Immense pleasure my ass
>>224048996Through Parts 1 & 2, okay — Then he was just the Freddy’s Nightmares caricature thereafter (save for [some parts of] Part 7: NN)
>>224052663>Yet there are no scenes with him having a bonerHe's all burnt, he might not even have a dick anymore.
>>224052686>Part 7: NN)New Nightmare isn't real Freddy, it's meta bullshit. 1-4 are peak Freddy
>>224051610I love GG and so should everyone.
>>224052427>Only horror icon to keep his coolYep. It's exactly who you thought.
>>224052713Chop Top Sawyer trumps Parts 3 through 7-Freddy
>>224051124play a game
>>224051573>>224051610>>224052839Reminder that Chucky after Bride gets so bad that it makes ChuckAI the best way to continue the series.
>>224053199you're a total idiot and should stop posting
>>224051562It was the original concept, and even reappeared in the original series. Picrel is from 5.
>>224051783But it contradicts another theme of the original films which is the elm street kids being victims of their parents ineptness and insecurities and finding the agency to set things right themselves. If the parents never did anything wrong by killing Freddy then it takes away agency from the kids and weakens that theme.
>>224053228Looks like we disagree on that one.
no me
>>224052839It's a funny reference to Ed Wood that gets carried too far.
>>224051562Yeah, I'm sure this kid murderer who talks sexually to his victims was NOT a pedo.
>>224050381He was literally a murderer of children in the first, and I don't mean high schoolers.I get legit pedophilia is evil, it is, but why the fuck do zoomers act like it's worse that actually murdering little kids?
>>224053358Because at least when you murder the kids, the parents don't have to hear all that crying.
>>224050800WTF insert-Freddy’s reaction-shot. Right outta Robert Rodriguez’s Master class for mediocre Directors who traditionally wouldn’t qualify as Second Unit directors. fuck a Freddy’s Revenge — FvJ easily the faggiest entry in the franchise. ANOES meets Philadelphia (1993)
>>224051610The kid simply had two souls inside, and got split into a brother and sister in the end of the movie. Then the show turned both of them into trannies.
>>224050800Fun flick
grim
>>224048996Pedo>>224053436Pedo victim
>>224052584He was a legit pedophile who also murdered his victims. His victims were prepubescent children, not teens you watch having sex in the fucking movie
>>224053131LICK MY PLATE YOU DOG DICK
What are we thinking for Saw XI guys?
Some thoughts on franchise horror:Halloween - ran out of story after II, III should have been the future direction of the franchise, but noooo Nightmare - The definition of a movie that was a complete and perfect single movie, stretched out to oblivion but at least 2 and 3 are entertainingFriday the 13th - somehow at least passable throughout, but at its best (IV, btw), it never quite reaches greatnessSleepaway Camp - the thinking man's dumb slasher series. The only shortcoming is the fx are all pretty weakHellraiser - falls off a cliff after II, but goddamn what an amazing setChild's Play - an unparalleled level of auteurship and continuity. Possibly the greatest range of any horror franchiseLeprechaun - the dark horse of the group. Just tremendously and gloriously stupid, yet an incredibly watchable series throughout. I can't tell you how much I appreciate that each movie is a hard reset, down to the powerlevels.Saw - Kind of funny to be ten? Eleven? Movies deep into a franchise perpetually trying to recover from the obvious mistake they made of killing off Jon Kramer the third movie in. Evil Dead - too artistically defined by Raimi to have any validity without his involvement, sorry.Conjuring/Insidious - I'm a Wanslop tolerator, they're comfy, fuck itFinal Destination - strangely consistent, fun and satisfying. Taken down a peg due to lack of lore, but it's such a serviceable franchiseScream - fat cat lady slop, arguably thee least justifiable of any of these to get turned into a franchise (1st one was good though)Every time I burn through a series of movies like these I wonder how no one's figured out how to get a series with a theatrical release every year that gets into the 10+ entry range.
>>224053852>Child's Play - an unparalleled level of auteurship and continuity. Possibly the greatest range of any horror franchiseEverything after 2 is unwatchable.
>>224052427>What the fuck happened in early 1990s?cocaine.
>>224054075That and everyone needed explanations. Agent Scully had to show up and explain how mitochondrial DNA from dinosaurs causes the Leprechaun to seek his pot of gold.
>>224054069Bride is good and 3 isn't terrible. Seed is an abomination.
>>224050800Villain vs villain trope is dimes
>>224053852>SawYou are completely underestimating the importance of John Kramer's legacy.
>>224054291>muh hexin SAAAAAAAW BRUHFucking kill yourself loser. Saw is just a failed dark Knight. >lets play a game It doesn't work when you do it 1000 times. I've never even watch one movie. This shit fucking board has shit taste as always lmao I am vindicated every day
>>224048996>a fag in a sweater with a gardening glove and a bad case of acne>plus a fedoraChrist, why are Slasher designs so shitty? Jason is a tard in tattered clothes and a hockey mask. Myers is a guy in a mechanic's jumpsuit with a shitty Shatner rubber mask. The rest don't even matter. Why is this genre so creatively bankrupt?
>>224054309>lmao>can't speak American>admits he hasn't even watchedYurop isn't sending their best.
>>224054415I watched like 10 second clip on YouTube. It was unbearable and very predictable. I watched a few more clips and glad I never tried this formula rehash garbage.
>>224054309You just exposed yourself as an idiot. Game. Over.
