>Halloween nightWhy are you here?
>>224048151I'm ignoring a girl who invited me over in order to get drunk alone and ERP with an AI chat bot.
>>224048163>THE MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC IS NOT SELF-INFLIC- ACK
>>224048151Just to suffer.
>>224048151sun isn't down yet
no friendsno familywhat else am I gonna do
>>224048151For You
i'm only 5'4" so if I put on a mask i guess i could pretend to be a kid and go trick or treating. i wonder if that's something other short people do.
I'm possessed
>>224048163>>224048151>>224048175>>224048200>>224048215>>224048201why can't you guys make friends with other /tv/bros near you.
>>224048151Im shitposting while handing out candy while my wife takes my kids out. Children love potatoes for halloween, shit is so fucking funny
>>224048151You think I’m gonna go outside on Halloween of all nights and get murdered by a demon or psycho?
>>224048229I have to be alone, because I suck as a person
>>224048229I can't think of anyone I'd want to spend time with less than myself, and this board is just me posting replies to myself.
>>224048151I got into an internet argument and like 4 hours had passed. I hate that cunt
>>224048290>because I suck as a personexplain
>>224048259sounds comfy
>>224048151becuase im an adult, in an apt so i dont have to waste money on buying candy for kids and too old to go trick or treating, im not a drunk so i dont need to go out to bars or partys
>>224048368don't really know the reason, either (thought a long time about it but I did not find any answer)all I know is that I put people off. When I go in a room it is, as if I sucked all the happiness and joy out of it, only bc of my presence and people (understandably) hate me for it
>>224048465It is. Got my squirt and vodka in hand, handing out candy and taters. I do live in a predominantly white and affluent neighborhood though, probably makes the difference.
I gave out around 270 bags of candy to trick or treaters but now I'm drinking alcohol and illegally watching Reacher with 4chan open. What is it you're doing Bane, if that's even your real name?
>>224048151trick or treating ends at 730. where else would i go?
i just got a $250 fine for lighting off fireworks and the cop took the rest of themi also don't have any candy left
>>224048522what do you look like?
>>224048465Oh, also for the teenagers ive got hot peppers and sweet peppers and they get to pick one or the other to eat. 10/10 entertainment
>>22404815131yo friendless khhv. Halloween is my favorite holiday. Spending it watching classic /hor/ror films and playing VTMB for the first time. It's not so bad but unlike most khhv's my age I still want a gf and friends and I would rather be at a halloween party with my qt gf in costumeVTMB is incredible however for a game made in 2004.>>224048229How do you even make friends as an adult? Once high school is over? It's impossible, everyone my age is just still friends with the friends they made in high school, college, and/or some other shared experience at the same age.
Already went to a rave last night and don't feel like going out Saturday when shit is gonna be more packedAlso going to Egypt in two weeks to scuba dive and see the pyramids so I'm mostly looking forward to that now
How many stories do you read your kids going to bed, Bane?Is it okay to limit and gamify them based on behavior?How many martial arts should you teach them at an early age and is it all boring non-contact, stance/balance shit or do you recommend seeing them punch fuck out one another in the carpark outside?
>>224048229The only other 4chan users I know in my area are people I already hang out with or that one /k/ dumbass that didn't know he lived right around the corner from the local government operated firing range and I've never met that guy in person.
>>224048151God I’ve missed these threads
I just got done cumming with my gf (male) on Achat and now I'm drinking cheap lambrusco wine on the gianicolo hill overlooking rome
>>224048151I can't go out because I don't drink, and I don't want to use women anymoreThe 2 friends I have are in a different state/province
>>224048773>EgyptEgypt is a shithole. Don't travel alone
>>224048151>Be crippling alcoholic >Family and friends all tell me life will get better if I get sober >Be sober for over a year now Yeah that was a lie. Life is worse then ever. Now I never get invited to parties either. And alone at home I can't even get drunk to numb the pain. Sober life fucking blows. At least I'm healthy so I can... be healthy alone
>>224049433nta but I kinda get the "all or nothing" thing with alcohol. I tried to wean myself off liquor with these 8% white claws and they were so boring I just stopped drinking all together
>cripplingWhy didn't you aim for functioning before sobriety? Just how bad is your need for escapism that you can't enact "excess in moderation" and prove to yourself that you can take one meaningless drink and then reject the call for more that same night?
>>224048163
>>224048151Halloween levels4-10 years old>Going trick-or-treating10-15 years old>Pranks: Egging houses, TPing trees, smashing pumpkins.16-late 20s>Getting fucked up at parties and trying unsuccessfully to get pussy.Late 20-mid 30s>Decorating your yard with expensive shit from home depot, helping your kid with their costume, then taking them trick-or-treating.Mid 30s-???>Finally snapping and murdering everyone in your household then going to the bedroom to watch Frankenweenie and shitpost on /tv/.
>>224049475I'm in the weird in between where I don't want to go get fucked up anymore but I do t have kids yet so we just drink a little on the couch and watch texas chainsaw massacre
What's some good classic horror kino to watch, bros? I'm tired of "elevated" soirror
>>224048151>>Halloween night>Why are you here?I'm not here. its my ghost that's haunting this board.
>>224049512Enjoy that freedom brother. I love my sons but these little shits dont give me any time to myself. MFs dont go to sleep til 10pm. TCM is a great flick, only the first one tho. The rest are absolute dogshit.
>>224048151Why would I go to parties if I don't drink?
>>224049611Whats it like on the other side?
>>224048151I'm in Japan, it's 11 in the morning and I'm taking my grandson to his first concert todayI'm kind of sad Halloween's already over, I feel like I'm just getting ready for it and it's gone. I'm too old to really get motivated for a grownup party myself, and they don't do trick or treating here, at best some of the local shops will give kids candy.
>ANSWER HIM
>>224049981I find it hard to believe that the japs dont go balls out for Halloween
Halloween was bretty gud this year lots of trick-or-treaters I was scaring my neighbors as Michael Myers
>>224048290Are you a big guy?
>>224048151Because Holloween is a useless demonic holiday that modern commercialism uses to market useless shit that we spend our money on. Fuck Holloween.
>>224048151I hung out with my friends who are also my coworkers, it was a little awkward when I got there but after about 30 minutes and I settled in and met their parents we kicked things off pretty normally, they’re also not huge film buffs or anything and had never hear of The Thing so I introduced them to that movie while we ate McDonald’s, shit was cash. We also paused the movie to keep handing out candy to kids and I was freaking out over all the costumes kids were wearing, this one guy had an inflatable spider man T. rex looking outfit and I was just like “OH MY GOD…. ITS SPIDERSAURS REX!!!” and he pumped his arms up at me, I’ve never lived in a neighborhood and have lived in apartments all my life so this was all new to me, I was complimenting everyone’s costumes actually, had fun
>>224048175Would you date him, femanon?
>>224048151
>>224050709Well, Shibuya always gets insane. Like crowd press riot tier type stuff. Though I think it may have calmed down a bit after a fiasco a few years back. I assume people still do the tradition of riding the Yamanote in their costumes.>>224051302Stop being miserable about everything. "Consumerism" lets us have mostly free peaceful lives. There's no viable alternative, we've looked for one for 2000 years and it doesn't exist, only mass graves. You don't even have to consume, you don't have to buy candy, you don't have to buy a costume, you can just enjoy the vibes, that's what it's like being free. Stop being scared of freedom, have some personal responsibility, the world isn't out to make you suffer. Adapt and make peace with the ride.
>>224051874If I don't like your stinking demonic holiday, I don't need to be apart of it. It's like you going to a gay parade and complaining you don't want to suck dick and everyone calls you miserable.
>>224051962>demonicYou don't even know what that meansThere isn't a mask big enough to hide you just being a miserable unhappy kid anon. You're allowed to grow up now.
>>224048151Because it's 5am, and I'm nocturnal, and I've got no place else to go.Did go out earlier in the evening with my camera though. Went to a house who does really elaborate decorations every year and took some pictures. Had a nice chat with the owners who did it, but they wanted me to plug it on social media, and didn't seem to understand I don't use social media.
>>224051983>"You better take part in this shit or you're miserable.">no.>"DO IT!">no.>"DO IT OR YOU"RE MISERABLE!">No, now get your fucking hand off of my dick before bash you on the head for unwanted sexual advances. Fuck off trying to force feed everyone your norms. It sucks, I don't care for it. But celebrate some bullshit based on human sacrifice that the irish brought over and some fat fuck commercialized. If you personally feel that holloween is your personal religioius holiday of holy highs and candy bullshit, then go have fun. As for me, you people can go chew rocks.
its sunday morning. only small children do any halloween stuff here, and that consists of them just walking around with their parents and trying to find the one house in 200 who has a bowl of lollies out. besides, if you honestly think going to a party or da clerb is a good thing to do, you might be an actual child yourself.
>>224049286i personally prefer not feeling like i have knives driven into my gut 24/7, it went away after a few months sober. plus i don't know how old you are but being a drinker gives zero upside if you're 35+.
>>224051983errrrm i bet you're fun at parties....
>>224048151>>Halloween night>Why are you here?The evil walks freely among the land, but my home offers protection.
>>224051871The fuck is this?
>>224052288He hasn't been invited to a party since they realized his ass and fedora couldn't fit through the door.
>>224049286get a fucking hobby where not being a deranged alcoholic benefits you
>>224048151I got in an accident so I passed out candy with my family instead of going /out/>got raisins for teenagers who don't dress up
>>224049981>my grandsonDamn. Congrats, anon. How old are you?
My date cancelled :(
>>224052503how do you even get this beta? did you not have a father figure?
>>224052213lol get a load of this faggot. no one is saying that. You're just a miserable loser like everyone else. no one cares if you don't trick or treat. boo hoo nigger
>>224052277damn this nigga speakin words
>>224052565Yeah your mom got plenty of loads out of me all over her tits. You can film it next time.
>>224048773Post pics of mummies and pyramids when you get back.
>>224052018Post pics, fren. I want to see them.
>>224048151don't do halloween here, though the younger generations might be getting in to it because of tik tok and what not. I'd like to experience an authentic one in the US.I'll celebrate all saints day if anything
>>224048151we dont celebrate Halloween here
>>224048151I'm home after going trick or treating with my family and then going to a party where I did blow and molly and now I'm coming down
>>224048151because it would never occur to me to celebrate an american holiday
>>224048229god no i despise (YOU) guys here
I went out for a bit and it was about what I had expected. People my age or older with established friend groups. How do sober zoomers meet people? Everyone just gets along and fucks at work?
>>224048151its 1st November. clearly Christmas has started!
My stupid wife doesn't want to go out with me anymore, I so fucking want to leave this bitch and get divorced but then nobody will take care of our retarded autistic son. Getting married and having a kid was seriously the biggest mistake in my life.
>>224053461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1giQVuoTAFM
>>224048213>i wonder if that's something other short people do.No, I still have some self respect in me.
