>>224047490
>Notice Satanic neighbors down the street putting up "Halloween decorations" in their front lawn (tributes to the Devil)
>Go to their house and ring the doorbell that very evening
>A middle-aged woman answers the door wearing a revealing blouse, attempting to tempt those she meets into indulging in Beelzebub's vices
>Grab a bottle of holy water (blessed by myself, for I can trust no other priest in this fallen town) from my makeshift robe / vestment
>Splash her in the face while cursing Diabolus in Latin and Hailing Mary
>My mother runs up from behind me and drags me back to our house / my quarters
>Seduced by the demon of secular education, she proceeds to lecture me about "how embarrassing it is to have a son with autism"
At times like these, I fear only Russel Crowe and I truly understand the existential threat we're all facing. God help the rest of you.

>>224047490
Is this any good outside of /tv/ shitposts? Might give it a watch if I'm not too tired after work

>>224047754
I only know or talk about it because of these threads. Still haven't watched desu.