>What'll it be, /tv/?
Yes, yes, so if you would kindly not object to ejaculating into a shot glass and then refrain from asking more questions, then I would be ever so grateful.
>>224047430Seven random shots of 99 Brand liquours.
water with magnesium bicarbonate and lots and lots of electrolytes and a lil bit of potassium hydroxide to get it alkaline.
>>224047430hi give me that new electrolyte energiser drink, do you still accept the code #Shapiro2028?
just water thanks
>>224047430J&B on the rocksthe white man's drink, Lloyd
>>224047430>I want more shots, fucker
>>224048141I bought 300 of those for a bachelor party and everyone including the stripper were throwing up all night.
>>224048311based
>hair of the dog that bit me lloydhow the fuck would the ghost know what kind of dog bit him? is this ever brought up again?
>>224048327it was the ghost dog
>>224047430https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793496512612981.mp4
>>224048327How did he know his name was Lloyd?
>>224047430Heroin, please. If you don't have that I'll take Oxy 80s.
>>224048311I mean they're not kidding when they say they're 99 proof, unless you buy them from a Race Trac or something and then they're only like 24 proof.
>>22404743020 WHISKEY SOURS
>>224047430Is this the thread?
>>224049379>>224048311>>224048141And now I've done ten shots and am probably gonna have a bad time tomorrow.
>>224047430Piss shit cum and farts in a bucket please. George Floyd RIP king. Ass.
Beer and White Claws just don't do it for me, bros. They can't replace liquor, the buzz isn't as fun and they mostly taste like ass. I just want to drink tequila and have fun again.
how come no one in these threads ever want to watch movies together
>>224048730He's always been there.
A functioning liver, Lloyd.
>>224047430We don't serve Buzz Balls here sir.
>>224047430Ouzo with a Monster white. Beats a Screwdriver any day of the week.
A nigga cock
>>224048327
I had a Sapporo 660mL can and a 200mL Jack on Halloween night.
>>224047430>water. No lemmon. Room temperature.
Got any love behind the counter there, oh Lloyd? If not, just a zero coke. If you're not too busy.
>>224047430A whiskey coke. You know what Coca-Cola is, right?
>>224048327>why would an alcoholic know the name of the only bartender within 20 miles?the absolute state of /r/television
>>224048730His name is on a badge on his lapel but it wasn't in Kubrick's shot because he's just like that
>>224047430White man’s bourbon, Lloyd
>>224048413A pit mix?
Chad phenotype?