Holy shit this movie fucking SUCKS I HATE Reddit!>but you didn’t le get it. heh…no Michael Myers. If it was a stand alone, it would be good.No, it would be forgotten as just a shitty movie John Carpenter made later. He does literally have a meta Halloween I joke in the movie itself so his joke on the audience backfired, but let’s go over the plot.Man from town miles and miles away steals mask and then passes out to be brought to a drunk cheating old ass doctor with a shitty family then gets murdered in the hospital. Said doctor decides to hold his own investigation because of a hot girl who says she’s the dead guys daughter and finds the town that makes the masks. That’s about the first 10 minutes. The rest is an hour and 45 minutes of mystery box shit the writers admit they didn’t even fucking know what they were doing mid fucking movie. It’s an insanely slow burn and leads toThe masks melt kids heads! Well not the mask, a little coin they make on the back of the head. There’s also an entire fucking room made so they could put the coin on the mask, and they even do a shitty job putting the little coin on there since it falls off all the time. Oh and it makes bugs and snakes come out because ???? And then there are ROBOTS that look and act like people! Some came from Germany. Refuses to elaborate. And also literally Stonehenge was delivered to their facility for some reason. A flashing pumpkin “activates” Stonehenge too, idk why lol. Oh and the girl he fucks is also A ROBOT at the end. Why is it called season of the witch? Oh and why did he want to kill all the kids anyway? Well too much time was spent with literally nothing happening so no room to explain any of the fucking movie and it ends mid scene. Also why was that retarded kid literally flipping channels to find a commercial?I seriously hope you guys don’t fall for the so bad it’s good bullshit. It’s just bad and deserves the hate.
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>>224046060It ties into the other Halloween movies through the secret druid cult that the shrink who helped Michael Myers escape and Cochran were a part of
But what about Tom Atkins ?
>>224046060>it would be forgotten as just a shitty movie John Carpenter made later. He does literally have a meta Halloween I joke in the movie itself so his joke on the audience backfiredJohn Carpenter did not make Season of the Witch. You can be forgiven for thinking he did, since the photography apes his style, but he didn't and you shouldn't blame him for it.I agree that it's shit, I didn't like it either.
yeah this movie sucks and the whole thing about>the franchise should have been an anthologywtf does that even mean? You just want a bunch of unrelated movies to have Halloween in the title?
>>224046060Holy shit, I posted this earlier today and someone was so mad, they turned it into pasta lmao
>>224047658try sucking less cock.
>>224048597>try sucking less cock.That's impossible as long as there are cocks to suck he/she/it/they/whatever will never hunger be hungry!!!FACT!!!
>>224046060>Holy shit this movie fucking SUCKS I HATE Reddit!Shut up, nigger. Halloween 3 is kino. I am sick and tired of you slasher mouthbreathers kicking a dead horse just to have the same retarded plots rehashed. God forbid someone tires something new.
The idea is sound, turn Halloween into a anthology series, makes perfect sense... too bad they made a shit movie and torpedoed the whole idea right out of the gate, dooming us to repeats for eternity
>>224049786>something newIt SUCKS
Yeah, it's not a great movie. Tom Atkins is good in it but he's pretty good in everything. Stacy Nelkin is cute but she can't act. Dan O'Herlihy is appropriately hammy. It's got a neat idea behind it but the execution is off and it's never suspenseful or scary even once. If it wasn't current year I think a modernized remake could work, what with all the kids on their phones and using the Silver Shamrock app.
>>224046060https://youtu.be/5-Q7jyIxgfo?si=DhCh8k-qdMzcIlGs!!!FACT!!!
>>224049916*teleports behind you*Hehe I'll give you something to suck, dweeb!*unzips dick*
>>224047658But you’re right about it tho
>>224046060Kino rec. I'm going to pop it in and crack open a could of hazy IPAs lol
I think people like the idea of this movie more than the actual movie, although I do give them credit for actually having the balls to go through with killing kids in it, especially for the time
>>224049978Comfortable
>>224046060Your post is so gay, Reddit seems chad
The film made a huge impression on me as kid, but I've never gotten though the whole thing as an adult. I've tried 2 or 3 times to watch it. Ultimately, it's that commercial jingle, and seeing the mask squeeze that one kid's head. That's the movie. The rest, who cares.
That your fingers haven’t been chopped off for such an absurd take is well beyond me. Still, I must respond by first questioning whether you have any critical thinking skills or imagination. Why does everything have to be explained to you? Did you*farts*just assume that the girl was the old guys daughter at the beginning of the movie simply because she says so? Maybe she likes getting her robot laid. Also, not one mention of breaking a guys nose, skull, then pulling downward to de-mask them. Way scarier than a lot. The signal that gets sent via commercial was possibly causing seizures, and so, IMO the snakes n things is but a metaphor for too much tv. Anyway, great movie, if not the best.
>>224046060It's an action movie no different than Die HardI watch it every Christmas
>>224049786>tires something newIt’s a retarded movie about robots
>>224049978> IPASLet me guess, your wife is having a halloween party with Jamal & Deshawn?
>>224050654NTA but the double IPAs at trader joes are 8%+ alcohol and priced lower than anything else so my hands are pretty much tied
Does anyone even notice the poster is edited at all?
>>224046060I didn't read all of that but you still got filtered
>literallyBot thread.
>>224050770kek where did he even find this versiondid he make it?
>>224050698>so my hands are pretty much tiedwhile you service her bull?
>>224052928while i save 5 bucks on a six pack that will get me drunker than the more expensive six packshallow happyween, dickweed
>>224053958I’m sure you put that 5 bucks to good use
>>224053979>I’m sure you put that 5 bucks to good useYeah it rolls over into the next purchaseDon't you know how money works
>>224046060You’re right. It’s not a good movie. I’m not a fan of it, but I still like the concept. Not the concept of the movie, mind you - John Carpenter’s concept of having a new Halloween movie in theaters every Halloween like an anthology series with yearly installments. That’s a cool concept.
>>224046060yeah its always been fucking shit
Prince of darkness was kino
