Hey could you guys watch my box for a few minutes? Make sure no one touches it.
sure sure... *touches*
>>224045435sure. ill make sure none of the weirdos here lay a finger on ityou hear that you trannies, incels, chuds, and normies? Dont even fucking look at it. You cant touch it until OP gets back
Sorry about this, senpai.
*touches it**gets treated to the most overrated dogshit movie ever*
>>224045435Its a nice box.
>>224045531now it's a happy box
>>224045435Sure I'll finger your box.
If AI gave instructions on how to open the box but didn't say what would happen once opened, how many would take up the challenge?
>>224045531That's scary :(
>>224045531This picture reminds me of cold harbour in ESO. Because you see these people that have died and in the afterlife they are mining and doing other physical labor. Imagine going to hell and instead of suffering they have you mining blocks of stone and making these corridors.
>>224045644we got a smartass over here
m8 fuck that box.
>>224045435I'd be tempted to use it just because my life is so fucked that I need some way out of it.
>>224045737That makes no sense. You are better off kys instead of opening a portal to hell. At least you have a chance of something better with the former.
>>224045737You don't want this.
>>224045644I would buy that.
>>224045435You opened the box, we came.....on your face
>>224045926For a dollar.
Open your box so we can come imside it darling
>>224045856fucked up when its revealed in the second one that this guy was a kid when he became a cenobite
>reading the old Epic/Marvel comics>near the end of the series, Clive admits that the setting having only Leviathan and the Cenobites was kind of bleak (and potentially stymied dramatic tension given that the Cenobites more or less always won)>so they went ahead and introduced Leviathan's sister, a big one-eyed all-loving mommy earth goddess
>>224045644The toy inside is just a hook on a chain flying out
>>224046593Makes sense, like It and the Turtle in Stephen King's It. My only gripe is that we should have seen something like that in the movies.
I want to open it so I can introduce the cenobites to wonders they've never seen. Especially that chick one. The rest can stand in the fucking corner and wait their turn.
We have such marvellous things to show you
>>224045435>Come explore the limits and extremes of all sensation.>Look inside>Its all just pain. No break from the pain for the most delicious possible ice cream. Just pain.
>>224045435Ok, Bibi
>>224045926>>224046104
>>224047449Imagine Jupiter getting hold of the box
>>224045435*opens it* Well, that just happened!
>>224045435The box, you fuck it, we suck it.
I've seen the first two movies this week, since last thread made me curious.Very nice movies,A thing that I haven't seen discussed is that "the pain" does indeed gives powers.Both Julia and frank become supernatural and beyond death, like vampires can rebuild themselves; the doc goes even beyond that, and we descover that the cernobites were indeed humans.I do wonder if "lmao it's only pain with hooks" is just something that you need to unlock this transformation. Since maybe the higher planes of experience are not a place for a human, you need to be supernatural yourself to survive it, like being able to regen yourself etc.Of course I dunno nothing about the lore, and even in 1 frank is 'escaping' the cernobites. But I don't understand the plan of the cerno themselves, on one side they say they wanna show you stuff and go beyond, but if you go beyond you are not welcome among them to become a new explorer, but almost an enemy from another faction. But it's just leviathan that gives these kind of powers, and the box is "his" so what's the deal with that?
>>224047298Over 1 Billion Served!
>>224047997It's just a metaphor for BDSM. It's not that deep.
>>224048154And meth, probably. Clive Barker loved (maybe still loves?) meth.
>cenobite shows up>full auto until emptycool. next
>>224048725>Clive Barker loved (maybe still loves?) methBased
>and to think... I hesitated
>>224047997Clive Barker is a drug addicted homosexual with a thousand diseases, one of them being aids (which he knowingly infected his "boyfriend") with. He's a deranged homo, who used to work as a callboy, and that's what the movie is about. The original book also has the Cenobites just take the box and fly away. If the box is a metaphor for anything, it's his destroyed asshole.
>>224049070Why did he hesitate?
>>224045531what was Frank missing to be qualified for Cenobite conversion compared to human Pinhead and Channard?
>>224045717ESO is known for blatantly ripping off other media and art, no one at Bethesda/Zenimax are actually that talented any more you see.Its why Mephala's spider dungeons look like Beksinski paintings.
>>224049118To think
Watch my cubeDon't transmute any runes!
>>224049158You need... the look.
The only box I want to open right nor is Jenna Coleman's. Who can make that happen?
>>224049265get in line
>>224048107>I just open it and they come?
>>224045435please turn me into mai-chan I will do anything
>>224045435Is that one of those famous fingerboxes Ive heard so much about?
>>224049190ESO's rendition of Coldharbour is pretty accurate to how it was described in lore books as far back as Morrowind at least. Ice cold, violently churning cloudy sky, grey stone and sludgy water and totally lifeless except for enslaved souls toiling endlessly and fruitlessly for no reason other than Molag Bal enjoys owning them and forcing them to labor.
>>224049215YOU OPENED THE BOX.TRANSMUTED RAL-ORT-TAL.
>>224049338imagine getting dumped for THAT
>>224049158He only opened the box for superficial gain, the cenobites value exploring sensation to its fullest and beyond so I guess they didn't care much for Frank being an amateur in comparison.
>>224049350oh someone's gonna be coming alright
>>224047997>I've seen the first two movies this weekYou can just stop right there and be perfectly satisfied.
>>224049375Even the cenobites cannot tolerate your level of faggotry.
>>224049350that's what the user manual says.
>NO.>No?>It is not singles that call us.>It is dubs.
>>224045791eternal void is better than the former
>>224047520negative feelings are more intense than positive ones
>>224048725meth is the must homosexual drug, literally, so yes he likes meth
Has anyone here ever made it further than movie 3?
>>224050764Yeah but they're all increasingly more shitty, though can be enjoyable if you just pretend its a generic horror tv show for background viewing and not a sequence of Hellraiser movies.
>>2240507641-4 and then 10 the rest are shit. although 5 is watchable to an extent because of Craig Sheffer.
Only Doug Bradley Hellraiser movies should ever be considered as entries into the franchise, even the bad ones.
>>224050764I actually enjoy how Hellraiser inadvertently became an anthology series with Pinhead as the mascot. Pinhead is cool. Cenobites are cool.
>>224049158Frank lacks imagination and is unambitious in his tastes. In the Hellbound Heart he's disappointed when the cenobites show up because he was expected them to be sex wizards with an entourage of harem girls and porn stars.
Did little Marcy meet the Cenobites?
>>224049350kek
fucking cube exploded
>>224051163I gladly skipped the later movies when I read that Kirsty appears again
>>224045791>portal to hell>killing yourself and ending in hell regardlessthere is a traditional "hell" in hellraiser, the labytinth is just like some vip lounge
>>224049158Frank isn't as special snowflake as he thought he was.For direct reference his "hell" is literally spent leather bound to a chair, forced to watch an orb that shows him mundane images of earth. Because that's how boring he really is.Think about that, the average zoomer has more in common with Frank than Frank does with the cenobites.
