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How long before we start seeing casting like this again?
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>>224044806
never in a million years. America's too far gone for that. Your only hope is Europe.
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>>224044806
Ariel is too cute for this world.
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>>224044806
never. the american film industry won't even exist in 20 years.
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Sophia won't get cast even if that kind of casting comes back. You'll maybe get Sadie Sink.
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>>224044878
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>>224044806
Fun Fact: The original story for the little mermaid was based on Hans Christian Andersen’s unrequited gay love for his friend who got engaged. In the original story the prince Ariel is in love with gets engaged and Ariel kills herself.
He mailed this story to the dude he was in love with along with love letters talking about how he lusts after him like a wench and his feelings are those of a woman.
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>>224045160
>original story
>Hans Christian Andersen
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>>224045160
Wow that is really gay. also nigger Ariel movie practically ruined the idea of a live action mermaid movie 4 me
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Kenny shoulda been rapunzel
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>>224044866
lol
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>>224045160
He was in love with opera singer Jenny Lind but she only liked him as a friend.
Hans was pretty gay too
I think he just wanted someone to love but really didn't want to have sex
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>>224044806
She was born to play Ariel, but they chose the mixed girl with a 6 inch gap between her eyes. Why do they let so many perfect opportunities pass?
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>>224046767
Sophia can't sing you retard
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>>224046855
anyone can be taught to sing
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>>224044806
Idea: Little Mermaid sequel where her children are half-fish freaks.
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>>224046855
So? It's a movie. Dub over her with an actual singer.
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>>224044806
Historically speaking 2033 is when the pendulum will swing back
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>>224044806
Top left is a tranny.
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>>224044866
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>>224046767
Ehh em
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>>224047495
you can't fix ugly like you can just train someone to sing, it's akin to putting lipstick on a pig and pretending it's a woman. The actress has a face that looks like a fish. Problem is, mermaids are supposed to be lower half fish, upper half human, not both halves fish.
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>>224047495
Who is this beautiful woman? Holy fuck she's enchanting I want to make tender love to her until the Sun comes up.
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>>224044806
It would take armed revolution.
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>>224046671
hearty kek. that is a funny image, my homosexual friend
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>>224044806
after WW3
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>>224044806
This bitch is ugly. Why do you zoomers pick the absolute ugliest men looking women as your sex idols?
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>>224047807
slim pickings
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American worships a certain kind of people now.
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>>224048041
rich people? nepobabies? liberals perhaps?
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>>224044806
What is the problem with Hollywood these days?
Why isn't Franny being ginger porned?
That titwhore from Euphoria is being blonde porned.
There's a WHOLE market out there literally SCREAMING for a ginger titwhore.
What's it going to take for us to see her (((promoted)))?
Is she going to have to marry into it or something?
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>>224048137
>What is the problem with Hollywood these days?
nepobabies run hollywood and are more interested in political nonsense than making money no doubt, same as most corporations. The american government used to also monetarily reward hamfisting political ideology into movies, and likely still do.
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>>224044806
Before 2027 is over, there will be a bootleg Sophia Lillis AI edit of Little Mermaid.
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>>224048233
So you're saying Blackrock or Larry Fink need to marry Franny into some good (((Hollywood))) family before they'll agree to unveil her naked body? Honestly, modern cinema is so fucking shit. Harvey wouldn't let his people decide this kinda stuff. He was the boss. He'd just fuck em and then start rolling film the next day. Everything is fucked now.
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>>224046038
ahem
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>>224048137
Who the fuck is "Franny".
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>>224048301
I assume his contention was that Hans clearly went to the library, folk lore section, then basically reconditioned those folk tales into simple stories.

The problem with addressing any "original" claim is our resolution on the past (even the past in regards to 50 years ago) is so fuzzy that to argue and set forth an opinion has little potential weight that can back it. At most you can nit pick known available sources but you have to accept before going into the discourse that 98% of all knowledge in regards to the topic could be lost or hidden information. Same goes for "history" debates.

You step in the door, leave any idea of "fact" or "truth" at the threshold to now try and discover the "relative" truth based on limited known information.
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>>224048544
How do you even exist on here?
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>>224048544
what a pleb, fuck off and never come back
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>>224048544
>shill enters discussion outside shill's stated instruction
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>>224048041
Do you ever stop thinking about us?
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>>224048544
Pathetic gooners call Francesca Capaldi "Franny" as if they're personal acquaintances and they have some sort of claim on her big milkers.
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>>224048137
My future wife Francesca will NEVER be a silver screen harlot. I hope you're killed in a freak yachting accident.
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Never, the modern film industry as you know it is basically on its last legs. Its basically some jews with money hiring some homosexuals to play dress up while a bunch of autistic people record them and then send off the footage to india where they add cgi and soon a bunch of AI generated crap. If you're lucky you're going to see some people occasionally make what is basically Kickassia but at least there's some talent behind it.
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>>224046110
She isnt?
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>>224046855
Neither can the one they casted
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>Getting horny over kids media
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>>224046855
How do you know?
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>>224048823
Thank you I'm just fucking sick of these antisemites bringing up Harvey all the time.
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>>224047649
Jessica Albert
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>>224044806
Until hollywood stop their propaganda, good luck with that they're still shoving zendaya and blacked relationships in media down zoomers' throat and they're eating it up like pigs
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>>224044866
Oh no. Should somebody tell this anon? Should somebody break this anons heart?
>>224044806
Oh fuck no. That shit is over. Its so over.
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>>224044806
Never. Zoomettes are mostly ugly or weird looking.
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>>224049136
this is /tv/, you shouldn't have bothered with the last word
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>>224044866
>America's too far gone for that.
Nope. Barbarians invaded Rome, and yet Rome lasted for a thousand years.
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I dated a chick in college that could have been the model for the animated Ariel, except she didn't have red hair. The good ol' times...
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>>224049718
compared to america, europe's movie industry is less fucked. But that's not saying anything considering the bar is through the floor.
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>>224044806
Never. I don't know why people are pretending that woke is over, they're literally making a tranny blade runner, we're about to get mystery meat hermione and snape from tha hood, there's all sorts of that shit.

The way it works is they add ten woke points, once a decade they go back -1 woke points, and people act like its back to zero or something as things just become the new normal. Forget just being black, the next time they cast an Ariel she might be a fucking man, they'll probably cast "her" out of the NBA.
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>>224044806
after WW3, 110th & 1488.
so not for a while sorry
maybe 10 years at least
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