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>brown kid can't read what he writes before posting
>>224043828He is so fucking assmad it's unreal.
>>224043828not all critics are wannabe creatives, he’s mad judging my food doesn’t mean i want to be in the kitchen
>>224043828What are the chances that the first Maori to make it big in Hollywood just happened to be a jew with the surname Cohen?Gotta be at least one in a million, right?
>i haven't read reviews but fuck you
>>224043828Taika David COHEN has spoken.
>>224043828Jojo Rabbit, the movie about the holocaust that dared to ask the question “What if not all the Nazis were bad people?”
>>224043929Between him and the Ali g rabbi you'd think they'd get people are sick of their woke shit
Shouldn't he read the reviews so he can learn what his critics dislike about his movies and see if the criticism is valid and can help him down the line?
>>224043828>anyone who doesn’t like my work is pathetic and terribleI guess that’s the sort of attitude you need to have to keep from blowing your brains out.
>Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsoletethis is a funny projection. Also, Jojo Rabbit mostly got good reviews from critics, which is weird because it's a terrible movie
he’s been struggling since Thor 4. if you watch the RedLetterMedia review of that, you can see he was off his rocker the whole time.and while the movie was a profitable success, it did not reach a billy which for a marvel movie at the time was seen as a massive disappointment. he was put in director jail. he tried making a comeback with next goal wins but nobody wanted to see cool runnings with kiwis or whatever the fuck they were on about. this movie I didnt even hear one word or see one trailer for so it definitely wasnt marketable. im sure he’ll get another chance but yeah he’s struggling big time and doesnt know what to do.
>>224043828Hopefully he is with patrick stewart soon.
>>224044212Yeah I actually fucking hated this movie because it was tonally all over the place and I find taika obnoxious as fuck and Archie Yatessucks.
Remember when he was going to do a live action Akira?
>>224044274His creative partner divorced him and now he's directionless, pardon the pun.
Serves him right for being a cokehead with a stupid slag for a wife
>>224043828he thought the movie was his oscar moment lolwas too blatant about it for critics (learned since benjamin button) and written badly/low iq
>>224043828To me, I always considered him on the same level as the JJ Abrams nepo squad: Mediocre, talentless, and solely propped up by Hollywood. The only difference is that he actually seethes at criticism instead of accepting it like a meek little cuck like Lindelof and Kurtzman would
he's saying it like critics shouldn't be allowed to not like a movie
The official instagram for the movie posted a video saying “Audience have spoken” with positive letterboxd reviews but 3 out of the first 4 reviews are from the same user
>>224045074Lots of people in Hollywood think movie reviews should review in service of the movie and not the viewers. A lot act that way unfortunately.
>>224043828Film critic intellectuals are a bunch gaywadsMovie is awesome, only downside is that evil thing being the lead
>>224043828But of course fags here don't go to theater so probably trust film critic intellectual gaywads
>>224043828They cloned the Palantir CEO from this guy and made him gigabased
>>224045178HAHAHAHAHA
>>224043828surprised he didn't pull the anti semitism card
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>>224045178Wow TaiksWat sure knows what's up!!!
>>224045178kwab
>>224043828Damn another washed up hollywood jew who cant admit defeat and he is coping hard instead. He and Sasha baron cohen should hang out
He's right that most critics are incompetent and simply follow the money/dominant narrative handed down by their corporate overlords, but I have a feeling he's probably retarded as well. I've only seen What We Do in the Shadows though. Actually, I saw Eagle vs Shark many years ago and thought that was alright. Anything else from him that is worth watching? I can deal with some quirk chungussery as long as the movie/show is generally good.
>>224045178i once read a blurb on a book and it said something like>Amazing book. Couldn't put it down. MaryJane219 Goodreads.comi bursted out laughing in the middle of a library
>>224045178the absolute state of DEI shitskins
>>224046572hunt for the wilderpeople is his last good movie.Everything after that is crap
>>224043828>the same people who hated jojorabbitI dont even know what that is.
>>224043828is the movie really that bad?quirky autistic fembot sounds like a fun premise to an incelchud like myself...
>>224043828Poor little Taika Cohen
>>224043828Good for him. That's the right attitude to have.
>>224043828>(((Cohen))) can't take criticism Shocker
>>224043828Did he subtly liken his critics to nazis?
>>224043828>Taika Waitititaita watiti is not an artist, he's a nepotistic slop merchant
>>224044274That's also around the time he gave that retarded quote along the lines of 'no one's gonna remember this crap in 50 years so don't overthink it'
>>224043828Why is this Jew culturally appropriating Maori not controversial?
>>224047124They're the only ones allowed to when it's useful to them
>>224043828He's literally the worst director for this type of movie.
>>224043828I love Klara and the Sun. It was a decent enough movie.
>>224047506Are you trying to get on their Instagram videos?
>>224043828Hating on critics is based, but hating on them just because they didn’t happen to suck you and your movie off is just pathetic. What a loser.
>>224043828Why didn't he just make a good movie? The book it's supposed to be based on was well received so it shouldn't be hard to make it work.
>>224044137>People say thor Ragnarok was good but had a few too many jokes>He apparently only saw the part about the reviews being broadly positive and trippeled down on jokes in the sequel.
>>224047506You pedophile! :P
>>224045178>Try to clapback >Forget your staff are all 80 IQ brows
>>224044307Thank fuck that's seemingly not happening.
>>224046572Thor Ragnarok has some good stuff but pushes it a little too far with the jokes, then he tripples down on jokes in the next one
>Hated him and his shit movies since before his marvel days >People started sucking his dick hard after redditnarok>Finally normies are turning on him
>>224043828How do you manage to screw up adapting an award winning author that has already had several movies? The tone and everything is there for you to pick up and run with.
>>224043828POS calling himself an artist. It's a downer people so worthless can exist. Just about anyone could do a better job with the resources thrust upon him. And produce something actually meaningful.
Is this yet another project comparing women to soulless automatons?
>>224043828He should taika break from making movies
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>>224044307I remember when he was supposed to be getting a Star Wars movie or some shit. Imagine being too annoying and gay for modern-day Star Wars.
>>224043828Is it tranny shit?
>>224049079Seems like it's about "religion bad" and "life is meaningless"
>224043828>224044137These people absolutely read reviews; claiming they don't is their version of when you body some freak on the chans and they reply with>tl;drThey know that they were absolutely ruined and have no rebuttal but feel compelled to say something, so they do the argumentative equivalent of sticking their heads in the sand: they lie that they never read it, as if that will make it cease to exist.This fag has read all his negative reviews and he knows that they're full of legitimate and undeniable critiques, which is why he can't say anything against them except to claim he never read them and to hurl impotent personal insults at reviewers
>>224043905>first Maori to make it bigHey, you're forgetting Jango Fett.
>>224043828Snood and her bot army did it again.
>>224044339>His creative partner divorced him and now he's directionless, pardon the pun.Who was his creative partner?
>>224043828Eh i don’t like him personally but I think you guys are kinda hard on him just because Thor 4 was embarassing dogshit. thor 3 was good, hunt for the wilderpeople was good, jojo rabbit was good, that soccer movie with Michael fassbender was even pretty good. This movie will probably be pretty decent, saccharine and overly sentimental maybe even to the point of emotional manipulation but that’s kinda his thing now I guess. No different than any other faggot in Hollywood who wants to make you feel things about nonsense
>>224049551nta, but I think he attached himself to this thing for diversity points, then left her when he started getting freaky deaky three ways with Tessa Thompson and others.
>>224045178How embarrassing.
>>224043905>Cliff Curtis>Tem Morrison
>>224049076>Pablo meme in 2026Yikes!
>>224045178>it's still upLMAO
>>224043828A hateful and talentless man who is convinced his betters only succeed because of their race, oblivious that this applies more to him than them. He's done a lot to make popular entertainment a little more hateful and a little worse, and I'm glad he's sad. It's not an exaggeration to say that we'd all be better off marginally if he drank himself to death over it. Culture matters, and even some retarded reddit race movies can play a tiny role in making the world worse for everyone else.
>>224049589She's a producer. I don't know what they really do aside from throwing money at stuff, but she was involved with What We Do In The Shadows and Jo Jo Rabbit which is Waititi's best work. Then again, one of the guys from Flight of the Conchords was also a producer with those.
>>224046513His name is David Cohen, chud.
Remember when he was supposed to get a Star Wars movie? Lol
>>224045178BUSTING UP HIS MYTHOS
>>224043828>Taiko Watusi Who gives a ducking shit?
>>224049846Kathleen was handing those out like candy back when they assumed they'd need one Star Wars film every year and the goys would keep buying tickets no matter what.
>>224043828His ego and shadow can’t help but defy him:>Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.He’s projecting what he can’t accept about himself onto those others.
Why isn't he playing the antisemitism card? Must be saving that one for later.
>>224050701Or is he still pretending he's a maori?
