>qt slampig wants to keep you in her house forever and write stories for her>this is somehow viewed as a bad thingMisery is not a horror film, it’s every man’s dream.
Yeah that would be amazing
>>224043221>PLEASE DONT SIT ON MY FACE!!! PLEASE DONT TIE ME DOWN AND SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR THIGHS AHHH!!!! DONT BURYING MY FACE IN YOUR GIANT TITS NOOOOOO!!!
>>224043221Did George Costanza transition?
In the novel she had terminally bad breath
>>224043221>qt slampigbitch has Big Boss Nass face. even loser men had options when this came out and it was infinitely easier to rape/murder without fear of being caught so there no sense in letting yourself be captive.>>224043299it's called halitosis
>>224043221Dude. It's literally perfect, and she has a nice house and obviously enough money to live, you could just write and eat her fat hairy pussy 24/7.
>>224043221>obsessive about plot holes and lack of continuity to the point of temper tantrumsStephen King predicted /tv/.
>>224043856Nah cunt, it's "terminally bad breath"
>>224043221This is one of those phenotypes where you want to fuck her up the arse but just once and to get it out of your system. Very intriguing character, really, as /tv/ goes.
>>224043221Do you think she would give you handjobs? If you can't use your arms then you need a milking
>>224045549I'd marry her in all holes every day.
>>224043221I'll never understand straights wanting to fuck rancid mingers
>>224043285oi you got a loicense for that fat ass on your face? we dont accept this degeneracy in the great muslim kingdom
>>224043221This is what Pugh should remake
>fat>No titsThat's the actual horror
