>seven years since last movie>triumphant return to the silver screen is THIS>makes less than $350 millionIs Starfighter the absolute last chance star wars has to claw its way back to relevancy?
What the fuck was a Grogu
>>224043129bro I think the mandalorian IS boba fet
I find it amusing that both characters appear are on the poster in three different spots
>>224043129>star wars >relevancy Choose ONE.
I liked this more than any of the other Disneywars films. And yeah, that means I liked it more than your precious Rogue One, neckbeards. I went in with low expectations and Mongogrongoloid fully lived down to them. It was dumb action shit with muppets, but you know what? It held my interest. For the first time in over a decade, I was not bored by a Star Wars film. So I'm giving it one thumbs-up.
>>224043129I have thr suspicion that it was written by AI.
>>224043129Despite being a well funded film, with a great cast, hot women, excellent film production, costume design, plus the backing of one of the most popular bands of the time, the 1980 production of Flash Gordon was largely ignored by the audience, though it would later go on to achieve cult status. Flash Gordon was at the highlight of his popularity as a character in the 1930's, some 50 years before the 1980 release. The original trilogy that created the Star Wars craze, and most of its popularity, is approaching 50 years of age now, and like Flash Gordon, is looked upon as something for people from an earlier time, and not the people of today. The Goose may help the numbers for "Starfighter", but nothing will revive the Star Wars brand as a whole, as its been made uncool to the youth that are exactly the ones needed to keep it alive.
>>224043245Thanks ChatGPT.
>>224043415For me Rouge One was solid 5/10 across nearly every category, so I was mostly tuned out as there was nothing to grab onto. This movie was a retarded dumpster fire so it at least held my attention by laughing at how bad it was.>>224043459The bizarre plot structure makes alot more sense when you find out that it was originally supposed to be several episodes of the TV show that was adapted into a movie.
>Should we include an attractive young woman in a metal bikini or maybe a cute teenage Jedi girl in a tank top?>No, that would be problematic and male-gazey. Let's prominently feature this tired-looking old woman. That will let the potential audience know that we're on the right side of history.>Three billie, here we come!
>>224043576She'd look good with my shit on her face.
>>224043504Flash Gordon flopped because it looked like Barbarella and was stuck in the 1960s camp sci-fi mode after Star Wars had reinvented the genre.
>plot is hutt leaders want their nephew killed to eliminate the chance he takes over their empire>this hutt becomes friends with Mando and Googoo, becoming the tritagonist >in final fight leaders of the Hutts are killed>tritagonist hutt will now become the new leader>republic chooses this point to arrive and bomb the hutt homeworld to shit on mandos request?????
>>224043129star wars ran out of 'last chances' years ago. Anything new is just throwing money on a firepit and hoping it magically turns into gold for some reason.
>>224043708Well done Rich Evans, you found something to nitpick. Does that help to alleviate the daily horror of your obese and unloved existence?
>>224043245They couldn't even paint Sigourney Weaver as if she gave a shit lol, for this she just emanated complete apathy and it bled into the poster itself lmao
>>224043708>Mando, we've decided to unilaterally demilitarize. Powerful remnants of that planet-destroying totalitarian government we fought like hell to overthrow are still out there, and we're going to send you to assassinate their leaders, but we have to scrap all these warships. We can't fight what we hate, we must save what we love.>Anyway, even if it's absurd to imagine that the de jure galactic government has to kowtow to a crime syndicate, that means we can't antagonize the Hutts.>Which means we are absolutely not bombing the fuck out of their capital, indiscriminately killing crime lords, their servants, and their slaves alike as we completely level their palaces from the sky.>DO IT, FAGGOT.>Alright.
>>224043793no but you have to realize they only showed droids (justice for L3-37) getting blown up so its okay
>>224043743>Prior to TLJLargely in the public's good graces>Post TLJ, pre-TRoSCrippled, but with the potential to recover>TRoS forwardDead series walking
>>224043187Didn't you watch The Manchukuo and the Gorguts? You know what, I bet you're retarded too.
>>224044624>picrelPiss mogging diarrhea.
>>224043504Flash was an idiot. He should have stayed behind and deflower that princess.
>>224043245kek
