>comedian can't take a joke>a professional classically trained actor canStew really was a real motherfucker. RIP captain.
kek Peele looks like a shit
>>224041746yet another mutt with a big chip on his shoulderhis black father abandoned him, whites raised him and yet he resents themwhites are literally too good for these fucking apes
>>224041746I hated this fucker even before he got into directing. He wouldn't have amounted to shit without Keegan and K&P. And of course society worshipping him for being black to begin with.
>>224041746Extremely based. Midwits are so fucking insecure about their "intelligence" and have this absurd sense of importance. Meanwhile, the real high IQ Chads can take a joke and don't take themselves too seriously
>>224041746the lines the American Dad writers made him say were absolutely unhinged, especially during the TBS years where they didn't have to worry about the Fox censors
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>>224041814I'm still amazed they let them get away with the whole bit of his character fucking Stan's daughter
>>224041814My students call me Professor X!Because you look like...Yes Smith! Because I'm always trying to sell them ecstasy!
>>224041843that shit happened in like season 1 and yet Bullock felt the need to mention it every time him and Hailey crossed paths
>>224041746Peele has been freebasing his own farts since the first season of Key & Peele, Stewart on the other hand loved acting.
>>224041746Yeah but it was the truth for that pedo. It was just a role for PS.
>>224041746But how/why was it important to his career?
Classically trained serious acteurs seem to have a goofy side in general. Jim Varney was a trained for shakespeare.
>>224041768Lmao this his skin is the same color as poop
>>224041746I get what you are going for but at the point the movie came out Peele is struggling to establish himself as a serious actor/etc who is afraid that taking the role of literal poop might hurt the trajectory of his career and Patrick Stewart is already a well respected actor who enjoys playing schlocky roles where he can just ham it up and have fun. By the time Patrick Stewart came over to America he had already done the serious actor stuff which is why he was fine doing nothing but low brow sci fi/fantasy roles in Hollywood. Whenever he had the itch for serious art he would go back to the UK and do Othello or Waiting on Godot.
>half black man with no real cultural connection to black American culture treats himself as particularly aggrieved this seems common
>>224041793based take. Jordan is a nigger
>>224041814It's unbeliveable how funny those episodes are
>>224041814>I started collecting fingers in Vietnam>two summers ago>I was on a sex tour. Did not get laid, had zero game.>Just kept chopping off fingers.
>>224042249Did he ever do that? He ended up quitting acting all together after being offered the role and now he just makes movies for the white guilt and BLM crowd.
The poop emoji is the most universally beloved and used emoji. They should have offered him the flag of Suriname or the fax machine, that’s what he actually deserves.
>>224042911He was trying, but I'm guessing getting offered that movie realized he will always be seen as a comic actor so clearly he change directions.
>>224041746No role was beneath him.Patrick was a class act
>>224041746I'm sure Stewart did have a good sense of humor, but it feels like he would just take any role for enough money. That's why he did that shitty Picard show and why they kept dragging Xavier back out.
>>224043093He just genuinely loved acting.
>>224043093in all honesty nothing wrong with taking big cash for some shit movie. Leaving a fortune for your family isnt something to be ashamed of. Bruce Willis made a bank in his last carrier years before his dementia progressed and no one will care about this shit. But people will always remember his greatest roles.
>>224041746Stewart had class. Jordan is a piece of crap.
>>224041746Key and Pee
the emoji movie really isn't as bad as people think it is
>>224043093Stewart was never not in trash. Star Trek, X-Men, and The Emoji Movie are all on the same tier of pop culture shit.
>>224041746Peele just didn't want to give any ammo to you chuds. Hollywood Indians probably avoided that role for the same reason. It takes a certain type of shameless traitor to humiliate their own people like that. The Bruce Lee actor in OUATIH copes that he's a Korean but the joke's on a Chinese so it's different
>>224041814allegedly he only told the AD writers "no" twice. Once because they wanted to do a joke about Avery being a pedo, and the other because it insulted a close personal friend of Patrick's
>>224044408These people don't need as much money as they're saying to leave for their families. They're not starving
>>224041746The Emoji film wasn't even that badit wasn't goodbut it wasn't that badit kind of sucks that the Popeye film got cancelled because of it though
>>224041746yes gay faggots love poop on their dicks and mouths and it's funny to them because you can't make a baby in the ass
He'd say otherwise but guys like Peele have done more to keep racism alive and well than any KKK member or white supremacist
>>224044985He literally sings the Oingo Boingo song "I like little girls" after fucking Stan's daughter
>>224041814>Wait a minute. What's your name again?
>>224044865East Asians hate each other way more than any non-Asian can hate any of them, you not understanding this just proves that you're low IQ.
>>224043093British actors simply are fine with doing trash as long as the trash is American. Its similar to how American actors used to refuse to do commercials, unless it was insane Japanese adverts.
>>224041814The fact that it’s Patrick Stewart saying them is what makes it so funny too. >I muff punched your gram gram >I feel sorry for the maids at the red roof in who had clean the curtains after I ——bleep—- her. I died laughing because it’s fucking captain Picard saying that shit. He was wisdom and respect incarnate to so many and it made the comedy so much funnier to those who were old enough to have seen TGN.
>>224041746this n****r is a white people hater dipshit spoiled cretino asshole moron. He should kill himself
>>224046367yeah but Hayley is like 19 in the context of the show
>>224046680>simmer Sanders
>Peele just didn't want to give any ammo to you chuds. Hollywood Indians probably avoided that role for the same reason. It takes a certain type of shameless traitor to humiliate their own people like that. The Bruce Lee actor in OUATIH copes that he's a Korean but the joke's on a Chinese so it's different
>>224041769To be fair, Get Out is about white liberals, the same position Malcolm X held that they're only pretending to be nice to blacks while using them for their own goals.
>>224041769>whites are literally too good for these fucking apes
Stewart low key had a bit of the Michael Jackson going on I think (not in the bad way).He had a rough childhood, and seemed to really enjoy cartoons and stuff. The older he got, the more he seemed to stop giving a shit and just embraced it.
>>224043093He had a lot of creative input on Picard. He didn't necessarily have the best taste.His conditions for coming back was he didn't want to wear a uniform or be on the bridge of the Enterprise.He kind of screwed up the TNG movies by insisting on being an action hero, as well.
>>224046624Extras though.
>>224046861I think it's more that genuinely intelligent people tend to be interested in almost anything that is creidble enough to have a following, while fake intelligent people prune their interests very heavily so they can claim to be knowledgeable and are at ease while discussing their narrow range of interests, and assume other stuff whether it be cartoons, sports, games is beneath them.
>>224041769>whites raised him and yet he resents themThe poop emoji casting is a representation of white people?
>>224047000>almost anything that is credible enough to have a followingWhat I mean is a mass form of entertainment or art.
>>224046291Is this a "by pointing out racism you are perpetuating racism"?
>>224041793Even the k&p skits weren't that great. It was always slop marketed to nigger sympathizers
>>224041793Hey Keegan, still need a job?
>>224047033No, it's being an uppity nigger who demands gibmedats and claims racial superiority over white people by explicitly saying he won't hire them. He is creating more racial tension when he was literally raised by white people and has not truly experienced black culture but claims it as his own
>>224041746I mean I could understand the insult if I were a darkie but having Patrck Stewert play the poop emoji is peak irony humor.
>>224044995CHEKOV NOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!!!
>>224041814He was getting too handsy
>>224046908>He kind of screwed up the TNG movies by insisting on being an action hero, as well.I never hated the TNG movies like other people do. They feel like mid TNG episodes mostly, but First Contact and Nemesis were good to decent.>dune buggycan't even be bovvered.
Anyone else watch the Emoji movie a lot growing up?
>>224046757ah yes, malcolm x, the stupid ape with a bow tie who converted to religion THAT ENSLAVED THEM AND CASTRATED THEM ON A MASSIVE SCALEblack muslims are idiots, whitey broke the black man's chains, get over it
>>224048168white chrisrcucks enslaved black people you retard
>>224048186christcucks ended slaveryyou're welcome
>>224041746For me it's the gay guy in Frasier
>>224048186i love idiots like you, because i just get to put my historical ball facts on your foreheadyou literally owe the white christian man, monkey :)
>>224048199>*atheists ended slaveryfixedwhen the west turned secular and atheist, slavery died outnow cuckservative christcuck far right chuds want to go back to racial segregation which is just the first step in their plan to going back to slavery
>>224048240nope, dead wrongchristians did ityou're welcome
>>224041793Well Keegan has the Mario movies. What's Peele got? Some shitty horror movies no one talks about anymore because they're topical and aged like shit? In 20 years kids will still mention the Mario movies while no one will remember Get Out or Nope.
>>224048257>christians did itah yes the totally christian revolution of 1779, humanism did not originate from an opposition to barbaric bible and church faggotry at all!!!
>>224048292>Get Out>remember watching this because my cunty gf at the time told me it was good and super scary>didn't even know it was direct by Jordan Peele>okay.jpeg>first couple of minutes, BMWW couple>"don't worry babe my daddy would've voted for obama a third time if he could've!">oh for fuck's sake here we go.jpeg>"I would've voted for obama a third time if I could've!"Almost fell asleep like half an hour in.
>>224041746Nothing more pathetic than a victim mentality. May Sir Patrick rest well eternally.
>>224047185>racial superiority over white people by explicitly saying he won't hire them.Racial superiority is claiming racial superiority, for racists like you racism against you is when you are not getting pandered 100%. That's why for you its okay if mostly black schools get defunded but cry racism if Ophra makes a program to help black and latino children.
>>224048499One of the good ones.
>>224049154>getting pandered 100%.I don't think the anon you are talking to is black or a woman.
>>224041769If only white women weren’t so retarded. They’re basically niggers themselves.
>>224041769
patrick stewart was a good humble working class lad
>>224049356No, he is just a racist who thinks black people getting the short end of the stick with redlining and defunding is just "the way it is" and not deliberate while black people setting up help for each other is "racism" by excluding them.
>>224048314>ah yes the totally christian revolution of 1779,Nobody was fedora tipping in 1779, retard. Abolition was argued from a Christian perspective and Muslim own slaves to this day.
>>224046908>He kind of screwed up the TNG movies by insisting on being an action hero, as well.Wasn't that Frakes' fault? I think I heard some interview where he kept talking about how audiences want more action, and he directed some of these at least.
>>224044865>Hollywood Indians probably avoided that role for the same reason.Because brown people are the same color as stinky poop? Are you saying that?
>>224050179>Nobody was fedora tipping in 1779fedora tippers are cringe redditors i don't know why you are comparing them the based atheist revolutionaries who fought the pedo church and liberated France from the backward christcuck monarch >Abolition was argued from a Christian perspectiveyeah sure, that's why the nonces in the Vatican were seething
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>>224050345You seem confused.
>>224041746one thing you are forgetting to consider is that Patrick Stewart was in the twilight of his career, with his major accomplishments behind him and nothing to prove. Peele was/is trying to move into serious moviemaking territory and away from comedy, and especially crass cartoon stuff. You don't want to be typecast as a a piece of talking shit right out of the gate.
>>224041746Jordan Peele has to be the most pretentious faggot in Hollywood. I remember him doing some shitty Q&A for one of those websites like Complex, and a YouTube comment was asking about one of the scenes but didn’t know a characters name so called him “the black guy”. He chimps out & spends 5 minutes grandstanding how the actor is not just a “black guy” and needs be respected for the purpose of an illustrious question asked by a YouTube comment. Hate that smug eggplant faggot
>>224041746Patrick Stewart isn't black you disingenuous faggot.
>>224050345>fedora tippers are cringe redditorsExactly. That's you. >based atheist revolutionaries who fought the pedo church and liberated FranceThey were also pedos, not atheists, and destroyed their country only for it to fall to Napoleon. Later in France actual atheists, the Postmodernist philosophers all petitioned to abolish the age of consent. >>Abolition was argued from a Christian perspective>yeah sure, that's why the nonces in the Vatican were seethingCorrect. The Vatican is an institution of hypocrisy--what institutions and movement eventually become.
>>224041803Ran this through a facts machine and no lies were detected
Ah yes.The Emoji movie.The one movie better than anything Pixar made that year (especially Coco)...
>>224048186You sure about that? Look up who owned the slave ships. Look up who sold niggers in the first place, and for WHAT. Then look up how many actual whites owned slaves compared to other ((whites)). It's quite sadly and hilariously simple.
>>224041769Wtf is it with mutts? I dated this girl who was half-Muslim. Her muzzie dad was an asshole to her. Tried to marry her off with other muzzies and treated her like garbage. She's lived in a white country all her life that's accomodated her and her lifestyle. Her white mother has always been there for her. But she still simps for muzzies and complains about muh racism.
>>224052521If you're going to be contrarian, at least try to be a little more subtle about it.
>atheism is based! it abolished slavery, which was cringe, because slavery is based!/pol/fag fedoras need to take their meds
>>224046757pretending isn't the right word, but I wouldn't expect a groid to understand what's going on in a superior being's mind.
>>224053954Were THEY also responsible for these amends to ensure no black slave could claim freedom on the basis of religion?
>>224046678This exactly. Tbh I thought Seth MacFarlane was considered Reddit here but this was good shit.
>>224054202>Edward Rugemer, Ph.D., Boston College, 2005, is a tenured Professor of Black Studies and History at Yale University.
>>224054304Yours was not a refutation as you had zero sources. You think "japanese studies" is made up? Nonsense.
>>224054492Slavery had been abolished by the Church in Europe. Doesn't matter that jews and american christians still coped and practiced it. Seethe all you want, defend all your jewish """historians""" all you want. Facts are facts. Atheists did nothing to stop slavery just as they do nothing today to stop illegal immigration.
>>224041746Being able to joke about yourself shows that you are not a megalomaniacal individual.
