>A man who didn't get invited to any Halloween weekend party? Unfortunately this is true
I was invited but am not attending so you're definitely not referring to me and don't ask why I felt I needed to respond to this shut up fuck you Im gonna watch a shitty movie I've seen three times before already this is much better ok
>>224041365Got invited but wasn't expecting it. It will be mostly femoids. I won't be talking to them
>>224041443Because your tongue will be too busy licking their buttholes, I presume?
Ah shit. That's what the phone call was about.
>>224041365I'm only going so I can try to tie up and tickle some girl in a slutty costume
Unironically I will probably spend my Halloween planning my suicide.
I haven’t had a human friend in 10 years, maybe longer
>>224041476Ey yo
>>224041460
>>224041488I'm Anonymous I've been your friend for 20 years, have you forgotten about me?
>>224041685Bro you’re a dick. You never just listen and always want to say something cringe to “one up”.
>>224041720I'd never do that to you anon. Quit being such a soiboy.
>>224041365Is it unironically a bad sign?
>>224041488only 10? lol casual
>>224041365I've never been invited to any party
>A man who stared at a dancing skeleton for three hours on a mongolian milk churning forum?>If you thought this was false, you'd be wrong>It's based on a true story
>>224041365Halloween is for kids
>>224041488>13 years
Bro. I have so many friends. I don’t even have time to post here.
>>224041795how
>>224041365But I have to stay home and give out candy
>>224041365A suicidal indebted, incel woman in her 40s trying to „make it“ finding a man and work in creative field overcoming pawpaw and mommy issues? Totally made up.
>>224041365This one was invented by a writer
>>224041365I'm 37, i'm going to dinner after I take my kid trick or treating.
My crew normally does a big get together but our friend (host's brother) killed himself last year and we haven't had the heart since then. Im broke as fuck atm so can't afford to go out on the town with anyone either.Meh, didn't even get a costume together anyway. Maybe next year.
>>224041365>implying this is what real people do on halloweenplease KYS
>>224041811Fun is for kids. Are you having fun? Kill yourself. You Should be slaving away for Shekelstein. Otherwise you're not truly living.
If you have no friends but you have a job, colleagues, family, and so on, it's extremely different to no friends, no job or a shitty job that may as well not be a job, no family etc.
>>224042402what?
Halloween party? Grow up.
>>224042600you may not understand yet at your age, but halloween parties are for adults
>>224042706You will never understand, but your disgusting antics make you more of a child than the children are.
>>224042755uh oh, tranny's having a melty
>>224042402I am neet and haven’t had to work for a living my whole life
>>224041365I do art design and occasional security for a big haunted attraction. Tonight is our last night. It has been a record breaking year where we have been sold out every night, tonight included. I am well over Halloween.
>>224041476Don't do it.
>>224042755get a life faggot
Why bother going even if I was invited? To be cock teased by women in slutty costumes? Women there wouldn't give me a chance, and getting laid is like a once a year occurrence for me if I don't pay for it. So I just pay for it with a 10/10 Brazilian chick. No party needed.
>>224043124two condoms though.
>>224041365i'm going through a rough patch here
>>224041365Normie hours yawn
>>224041795same
>>224041476What if 2027 will give us some kino?
>>224042706Maybe in burgerland.
>>224043277Everything will be woke
>>224041685Thanks bro I appreciate you
>>224042223Damn maybe you guys should’ve been better friends
>>224041510i see...maybe there'll be some bussy there for you, if that's more to your liking>>224041476any updates?
>>224041488>haven't had a human friend>human friendpet owner or tulpa?pro tip: there's a right answer here
>>224041476>planningyou gotta #yolo that shit son
>>224044018You say that but they're the ones that helped him kill himself.Good frens
>>224041795>>224043230my brothers
>>224041365oh no?
>>224044091I discovered I may have one last Avenue left to avoid the misery so suicide planning has been delayed.
I went to a haloween party last night. Im not doing anything today
>>224041476I'm waiting til after the holidays for mine, don't want to bring people down.
im almost 40, do people my age really have halloween parties?
>>224045594They do with their kids and other parents with their kids. If you didn't get to have kids you don't get to have a social life.
>>224044125One tulpa is just as human and just as imaginary as the mind which dreams it therefore he must have befriended a pet.
>>224041365>A young man alone in his room>Wearing a costume but not planning on going anywhere >Believe it or not..... it's true
>>224041795I tried to tell a therapist this and she genuinely didn't believe me. She thought I was being hyperbolic when I said I've never been invited. It was offputting and I didn't go again. I think I should try again but with an older man.
>>224041476>>224045589Please don’t, I will be very disappointed in you if you do. Withstanding that urge is a bigger fuck you to life then simply giving up.
>>224041365>wifes friend invites us to bar>dont drink>not going out til 9 pm> wanted to go duck hunting the next morningIm 37 im too old for this horseshit. And wife's friend is 35 so is she.
>>224045939how about you shoot your fat ass wife instead of based ducks you fag
>>224042706Why? You can drink beer and socialize whenever you want.
>>224045976Reddit may be more your speed faggot
>>224041365I havent had any friends in twelve years, No one talks to me unless they want something, I have no job, rent is paid by savings, I eat potatoes all day, no sex for over three years, I am in great physical shape but no one cares about that. Pretty sad.
>>224046037I agree, blogposting about your fat wife would be more at home on reddit
>>224045939>>224046037>tells other to go back>with this>spacingShoot your fat ass as well faggot
>>224045933I wouldn't encourage suicide but I wish normies would stop giving fortune cookie tier advice to suicidal people.>it's a permanent solution to a temporary problemSome problems are not temporary and even if they were permanently fixing something is ideal>so many people will miss youNormgroids don't understand how isolated some people can be. My brother works in the hospital and there's a ton of people who die and don't get discovered until their body reeks the apartment. Some die and there's no next of kin to handle the remains>tomorrow will be betterNo, tomorrow is more likely to be worse. It's been getting worse forever why would things magically be better tomorrow?>j-just don't do it, ok!You know it's the wrong thing to do but at least come up with a reason that makes sense to the person.
>>224045594>>224045712Yup, if you are 40 and single with no kids, you dont get to be apart of the bee hive.
>>224041795whne I was maybe 5 or 6 my parents made me have a birthday party and I got so nervious before my guests arrived I ran away from home and the police found me that evening walking down the river. I never had another birthday party
>>224041365Yeah well some of are social lepers who have been abandoned by all but their closest family and friends.
>>224046101>normiesNigga, I’m not even a normie. I’m a literal khhv with no fucking friends. That doesn’t stop me from not wanting others to commit suicide or harm themselves. You can’t expect someone like me to offer good advice.
>>224046077>>224046070Nice same fagging. I assume youre vegan then if you have a problem with hunters. Or just another slop consumer whos only hobbies are anime and vidya?
>>224046101>Some problems are not temporary and even if they were permanently fixing something is idealThis, I haven't been happy in my entire life and unless you have some way to let me live it all over again and not be autistic this time there's no fixing it.
>>224045833>It was offputting and I didn't go again. I think I should try again but with an older man.yeah try telling a man who partied thursday-monday during some of the greatest times ever for drugs and music you've never been to a party
>>224046325>not be autistic this time there's no fixing it.Why though? You’ll be a whole different person and practically an ignorant sheep. Even if my life sucks right now, I’d still rather be myself than some random normie chad because their lives are superficial and fake. Revel in the fact that you aren’t blinded and ignorant of the world. You are aware and that is better than being ignorant.
>>224046590I'm going to live my entire life in misery and die alone without having made any impact on the world, what was the point of my existence?
>>224041365Who gets invited to Halloween parties after their early twenties? Everyone who's old enough to drink just goes to the bar.
>>224041365When you're single and 35+, this happens every single weekend.t. 46 year old.
>>224043277NTA but there's not been any kino since before covid.It's over, mate.
>>224046972Get a skill.
>>224041365lol
>>224041488What made you give up on them?
>>224047710there are halloween parties every weekend? gee, you must live in a fun area
>>224041488based
I hate nov 1 so muchfeels like i'm still just getting into the halloween mood but nope its over
>>224041476Just don't act on it. Watch something, exhaust yourself, let the next day be, go on.
>>224041443but its halloween, and women are spooky.
>>224041893It's actually very easy to slip through the cracks and become invisible to the rest of the world
>>224049562You didn't "slip through cracks", you're just a fucking cowardly dopamine-addicted loser.
>>224041365Oh no no no
i wouldn't have gone even if i was invited
>>224045348share your hopes with us
>>224041476Kek this got me. I shant be killing myself but holidays and party's are always a reminder that I'll never fit in and get to enjoy normie activities
>>224041365I'll probably drive downtown to see all of the normies having fun and dressing up while I give them the incel stare down from inside my car. Life isn't fun and I hope these people suffer like myself
>>224049596what a strange and specific thing to say unprompted. Are you alright in the head anon?
>>224050245LoL
I was to one, I hated it. I fully realize that something happened in the way that my life has been shaped. I felt like, there's this scene in Mishima. He goes to a gay club to dance and one thing another one says, a joke he takes to heart, and runs away, runs like mad. Off he goes to get fit, to create his fascist self properly and eventually the famous suicide.I felt like that today, I couldn't fit in, couldn't make smalltalk, couldn't fit in, people talked with me and reached out and we jokes but I felt different. I was performing and then exhaused and then different. I was next to a couple and I couldn't fit in. No one was mean or bad to me but it felt like it anyways. I am not normal and will never be, simple fact of nature. nothing can be done about it.I keep coming back to thinking others are people, I am something else merely shaped like a person.
>>224041365don’t listen to any millennial redditors or zoomer gaslighters going on about >DOOD LOL WHAT >THERE ARE LOADS OF PARTIES >YOU THINK HALLOWEEN PARTIES DISAPPEARED LOL?! >allow me to explain how i know they didn’t, you see, i work a dead end alcohol store job!!! don’t listen to them. they are lying and trying to trick you into thinking you’re missing out on something that no longer exists. i live in a north jersey tourist town. known for being one of the best towns for halloween many years going due to a cool art teacher i had in elementary school… i live on the top of a hill and can see 4 main roads and two major highways from my deck. when traffic is bad maybe 1,000 cars will be visible at the same time. THERE IS NOBODY OUT THERE. TOTAL AND COMPLETE FUCKING DARKNESS. NOT A SINGLE HEADLIGHT OR TAILLIGHT. deadest halloween in my lifetime.
>>224052248>I keep coming back to thinking others are people, I am something else merely shaped like a person.What a line, anon.
>>224041476Do it if you feel like it's the right choice, don't let these retarded normies take what little agency you have over your life.There is no cure, there is no magic solution, if you feel like killing yourself just do it.
>used to get invited to Halloween parties with friends>I have kids>immediately stop being invited
>>224041476don't do it bro (if you're White)
>>224048089Some gave up on me too but I probably made it easier for them. I grew up really fat and was still very fat up until just a few years ago, it’s hard to maintain your self respect (that people also insist you cling onto) while they don’t see you as equals. It just gets you down being stuck with people who you know are looking down on you and then you become even less fun to be around. Funny thing is I lost 130 lbs and did hit up an old “friend” from when I was fat and the dude just still totally talked to me like I was a fat lazy nobody (im 2 for 3 now) it was kinda funny. I dunno man, the idea of interpersonal relationships it’s just a whole can of worms at this point
>>224052248I had the same issue for a long time. It turns out heavy drinking and being a regular at a busy bar is enough to fix it for me. I made some friends, started having a social life and eventually I needed the booze less. At most I get 2 drinks now, sometimes I don't even have 1 but I'm still able to start small talk with new people. I'm not particularly interesting and sometimes it fizzles out but I at least try.The first 10 times I went out it was Hell though. It's like being in a pool for the first time, you just need to get used to the water.
>>224053770How did he talk to you like you were still fat? Maybe it’s all in your big fat head.
>>224041365My sister and her husband went to a party at a friend's house and they're all staying the night. They're swingin right?
>>224053900Because I told him I was taking a break from working out to take care of my new dogs and job and jokingly said I was getting fat again and he immediately turned on the condescension, “bro just keep doing it so it incorporates in your life permanently” like I hadnt spent half a decade losing 130+ lbs, and just because I know the dude from years back i know what he means by it. Dude has this weird liberal Aryan thing going on. Huge lefty poc loving fag but if you put a fat American with a bad hair cut and a tank top in front of em dude starts talking like he wants a final solution. It’d be based if he wasn’t such a hypocrite
>>224041365>A woman didn't get invited to the Halloween frat party, I give you the true story of the Cornel Four (formerly seven)
>>224052343I've had the same commute that cuts through 2 big residential neighborhoods for 10 years now and yes, it's fucking over. Even the big corner houses now just put up a few inflatables instead of completely covering the house in cobwebs and spooky stuff with lights and animatronics.
>>224054018He sounds like a douche
Have you ever taken a shit on a neighbours lawn?
>>224041476Here's a better idea, join the IDF. if you die then it's meant to be If not you'll be a hero
>>224041795This.
>>224043124>Bawww i ONLY get laid once a yearKek
>>224046101Based.Reminds me of the book they made us read about depression in highschool.Guy gets depressed because his brother went to jail for running someone over. He just gets over it when he gets a girlfriend. Btw she likes him because he's a football player.
>>224046590Holy cope
>>224052248Iktfb, take care of yourself
>>224054252My friends and I took turns shitting in a bag then dumped it on the roof of a neighbor’s car. I didn’t see it but one of them said they saw her the next day using her kids hat to scoop it off the car while dry heaving.One of the members of our friend group knew them and had been in the house. He knew they were leaving on vacation. He broke into their house and ate their food, watched their pornos, and before leaving poked holes in their waterbed (yes I’m an old fag)A couple years later they moved out and their was rumored to be playboys in the trash they threw out so we snagged it and took it into the woods. There was no playboys but there was a Polaroid (yes I’m an old fag) of the mom bare chested, holding a ferret.
>>224041365We all end up rotting in the ground all the same.
>>224054424This one is real - and that polaroid is now in the Smithsonian
>>224041365>A woman who dressed like a slut not wanting to be treated like a slut?
>>224041365why is the video quality of this series so shitty? even for SD it's pretty bad.
>>224041443are you scared of women?
>>224054685The soft focus adds to the kino atmosphere
I have a loving wife and good friends, and we had a little halloween party last weeek :)Heheh
