>I'm not the ZodiacHow do you respond without sounding mad?
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Fair enough, you're free to go
>>224040563but imagine if you were the zodiac, how would you do it and where would you hide the bodies?
>>224040563But you are an Aries, who are known for their burning passion and willingness to lie
>>224040563They said the Zodiac was a heavily balding overweight loser though and you seem to fit the description perfectly.
SI will solve the case!
Just one more thing, Mr Allen ...
>>224040563well he's obviously the 3-cent stamp guy
>>224040563I'd be distracted by these spooky skeletons on the page today
>>224040629Kek
Correct.Kill the newsmedia. They made him.
>>224040563>ok, Zodiac
Wtf was the basement guy's problem if he wasn't the Zodiac?
>>224040563>Our DNA test determined that was a lie.
>>224040563Zodiacsayswhat?
>>224041104Wanted to fuck with schizo Graysmith once he realized Graysmith thought he was Z
>>224040563"You were awesome in Shutter Island bro."
>>224040563Then why does it say that in your watch?
This movie went nowhere.
>>224041104His philosohy was that, if you don't have a good sense of humour, you are better off dead
>>224043621it didnt solve the case?
>>224043734>None of the characters had an arc.>It wasn't a 1:1 of the investigation so it's not even fully accurate of the events that transpired. >It doesn't provide any interesting insight into the investigation >Mark Ruffalo can't act>Movie ends with the cops taking a shot in the dark they had the killer. Basically no third act or conclusion on how that worked out other than a brief paragraph.
>>224040563In my country they would torture him until he confessed. Why couldnt americans do the same?
>>224040563>"Do you know who the zodiac is? We're trying to find him, see we found a big pile of money that belongs to him"
>>224040623But he didn't hide the bodies, like at all. That's kind of a big part of why he was such a media sensation.
>>224040563>Well, I guess that clears it up. Thank you for your time, Mr. Allen!
>>224043806It's more of a mood piece. And Gyllenhaal's character most definitely has an arc, lol.
>>224040563Urflgrmgayzodiacsayswhatshurmeful.
>>224040623>How would you feel if you were the zodiac this morning?>BUT, I AM THE ZODIAC!checkmate, case is solved.
>>224040774>zodiac watch>was in the navy >was in jail when the killings stopped>etc., etc.
Richard Hoffman, a police officer who responded to the Blue Rocks Springs attack scene, was accused by his grandson in 2024 of being the Zodiac Killer with "proofs" that he showed on TikTok
>>224043806>>Mark Ruffalo can't actand he's a charisma void He should kill himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE088MSU3JA
>vintage Zodiac Astrographic 1200 Vickersabsolute grail wristwatch for me
Pinky promise?
>>224041104nothin, graysmith was just paranoid, he's lost it by that point of the movie and has been obssesed with finding zodiac, if it was anyone else it wouldve been completely normal
>>224043806Yeah that always did kind of bug me, since they never catched him, what could they have done as a third act instead of the one we got
>>224047137I just don't think the material could be worked into a movie because there isn't a satisfying end to the story. Similar to the JFK movie, you just leave feeling like you were presented with lots of evidence but no conclusion on whether it was true or not.
>>224043734the real zodiac was the zodiacs we zodiaced on the way
>>224040563If I were the detectives working this case I would follow him around until the most opportune time to deploy the bud white special
ChatGPT seems convinced this guy did it.
Have you bros heard about the theory that the massive amount of serial killers and violent crime from this era was due to using lead in fuel that everyone was breathing emissions from?
>>224049397I'm doubtful violent crime was significantly different in general in this time.I also doubt serial killers were more prevalent then than the decades prior or after, I think media discovered it sold newspapers at that time is more likely.
>>224040563>But what if I told you're forgetting something very important...>What if I told you, today is opposite day?
>>224049397thats just a bunch of nonsense leftists use to hide blacks violent tendencies
>>224040589Images you don't ask
