You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.
Why'd he do it?
>>224039548What else is there to know about it? Some useless pagan backstory? It's just an excuse for teen girls to dress up like sluts with zero societal disapproval. (Of course modern day soiennial parents never disapprove of their slutty wear on normal days either)
>>224039601You are a joyless bitter little bugman who desperately wants everyone else to be as miserable as you are. Sad!
>>224039574Does he need a reason? You know he loves a good joke and this one's the best ever, a joke on the children!
>>224039628Yeah that's why I browse /tv/, it's such a balm on the psyche
>>224039601How would Cochrane have responded to this? It would totally thrown off his game
>>224039601Grow up
Nice trick or treating son, what's your name?
STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>224039601Made all the faggots seethe kek
>>224040372ROBOCOP
>>224039548>oh>and happy Halloween>Theme starts playing meta on televisionabsolutely kino, highest kino
>>224039548It's the halfway point between the autumn equinox and the winter solstice. Atop that is endless layers of culture, some abandoned, some changed by time so as to be unrecognizable, some recently built atop the pile, some merged from piles combined by patterns of movement and settement. All comes down to the position of the earth relative to the sun, like so much of life.I dont get the reference tho
>>224040797We don't decide these things you know the planets do, they're in alignment
>>224039574nothing he could do: the planets were in alignment, he had to get it on
>>224039574>>224041526he even says >we don't decide these things
>>224041682>who's "we"?
>anon still pronounces it as "Samhain" and not "Saw-win"
>>224041944>the jews of courseNOT LIKE THAT CARPENTER
>>224041988that's not accurate gaelic pronunciation either so who cares my sam hane
>>224042003Cochran was clearly culturally christinan
>>224039601I've been to a couple halloween themed parties recently and I'll be honest I didn't see many women slutting it up anywhere near as much as it's hyped. I think it's a lot to do with hte fact that women tend to dress like whores when they go out as a baseline, so for halloween it's actually more interesting to do something different and primarily creative for once. In general the calibre of costumes this year has been shockingly high desu.