What would you do in this situation?
Shit
>>224039437fan my odor towards him while maintaining eyecontact to establish dominance
>>224039437Stand and piss is the only answer that leaves you alive.
>>224039437dislocate all my joints and contort myself down the privy, then slither my way to freedom.
>>224039568Lel wtf
>>224039707and that's what no one did.
BRAAAAAAPPP
Probably would have killed the dwarf for killing my wife.
>>224039707This is why GRRM is a hack, he's always talking about characters making the decisions that make sense in the moment, advancing agendas, character consistency: all that shit. Yet he killed off his most beloved character and I guess he just "forgot" he could contort himself into the shitter. What a fucking joke.
>>224041508Tywin would rather die a clean man than live life after crawling through shit. It was his hubris that kept him from dislocating his joints like any sane man would.
Sorry if it sounded like I was wheezing and struggling for breath, I have a bad cough.
Blow out the candle and charge the little midge. He's not going to be able to reload that shit.
>>224039437>She's a whore