>HELLO YOU
>>224039285Fact me til I fart
>>224039285GOOD EVENEWS
>>224039285Guru Larry is looking kinda odd there
Form telly to belly
>WHY can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word 'Paedoph' in front of them?It would become Paedoph British Isles, thoughbeit.
>But first, the news. A high court trial using the latest genetic techniques has found the defendant's DNA guilty this afternoon. The evidence showed that the nucleic acid, which encodes the body's structure and behaviour, had caused the man to become a robber. Passing sentence, the judge said the man was free to go, but ordered that his DNA should be confiscated and imprisoned in a special cell.ON THE HOUR>And earlier today, holiday makers were terrorized when Jenkins, the killer whale, escaped from Windsnade Safari Park and ran a muck through Tarsden City Centre. During a 7-hour rampage, the cetacean menace looted shops, wrecked cars, and shot 14 pedestrians with a tranquilizer gun. The piebald beast was eventually intercepted by a three-year-old child who simply held up her hand and said, "Enough."
>>224039285I don't know who this is, or what flick/show it's from, but he reminds me of Milo Yiannopoulos.
>>224039285Alles klar?
>>224039735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEP49YpTfdc
Go on, have some.What's the worst that could happen?
>Peter, you're lying in a news grave. Do you know what's written on your headstone?>....News?
>I'm collapsing, Chrishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E
DO I LOOK COOL?DO I?DO I!?DO I?!?!?
icht nichten lichten
>This pool has been open nearly 40 years and in all that time I only slipped up once, to my mind. I was engaged a particularly tricky word puzzle and 40 people had broken in, were in the pool, playing around, sort of ducking, bombing, doing all manner of prohibited activities and eventually someone was killed.>But given that your sole responsibility is to maintain the security of the pool, isn't that an indictment against yourself?>Well I would say this, I've been working for 18 years,>in 1975 no one died>in 1976 no one died>in 1977 no one died>in 1978 no one died>in 1979 no one died>in 1980 someone died>in 1981 no one died>in 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon>in 1983 no one died>in 1984 no one died>in 1985 no one died>in 1986, I mean I could go on...
>people here are literally bursting with war
>>224039285>Meet the real you
GUNISHMENT
This is the one thing we didn't want to happen
Your tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry
>This is huge history happening.>It's bigger than that Chris, it's large.
Three big arses on a bench, in drainpipe hipsters
>stop being paranoid about pedos!well that didn't age well at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk
I haven't got the aufority
>>224042558retard
ROYKSOPP - the Fear
Senior is such an amazing album
Lifeglug.
>>224042814Quadraspazzed.
>>224039912You'll think you still have three years to cross the road due to your Shatner's Bassoon being completely monged.
