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why couldn't i have a big cock?
>>224038596Why he got so mad about rust mowing his lawn when he is always mowing other lawns himself?
>>224038642It's about honor and family
>>224038664it's only used on big dicks, so that it doesn't go far in.
>>224038596What if there is a brown stain on the couch?
>>224038815Put a blanket over it
>>224038639You didn't say please
>>224038642That's different. He wasn't mowing the yards of his wife's friends or associates.
>>224038596I never really paid attention to this scene (obviously), but now looking at a still photo, I'm finding some interesting things:>the old school collage frame>drinking straight Captain Morgan rum>her feet on his thighs, while he still has his shoes on, with his pants around his ankles>wtf is that printer in the foreground
>>224038596Is that a coffee table for ants?
>>224039200>printer in the foregroundit's a typewriter you fucking zoomer
>>224039200That's a fax machine, Zoomer>>224039298You only need it for glasses and remote controls
>>224040010That's not bad apart from the zebra rug
>>224040010kino
>>224038596THATS A MAN
>>224039200>Captain Morgan rumThis shit is so bad. Tastes like plastic and chemicals. Much better rums out there.
>>224039832>>224039977Why would a foid have a typewriter in 1995?And a fax machine in that year would be way larger. Lol, faggots.
>>224040370You think Captain Morgan is bad until you're limited on funds in college and end up with Admiral Nelson. Years later, and I can still taste that shit.
>>224040370CM isnt even rum. its "rum spirit drink" and has a metric shit ton of sugar added
Why block the flow into the kitchen? Bad foundation?
>>224040390my dad had a fax machine the early/mid 90s, it was actually smaller
>>224040484oh, Mr. Moneybags over here>>224040441Is Kraken fake too?
>>224040501supposedly less awful but its flavor is still heavily dosed with vanilla extract and sugar. pretty much any rum you find in a normal store that isnt a dedicated liquor store(big box or specialty) will be consumer grade garbage. Doorly's, Plantation/Planteray, El Dorado, Flor de Cana and Appleton all have entry level bottles priced only bout $10 more than the Cpt/Kraken and Malibu options and the quality is 100x better. Sailor Jerry used to be better but they decided on better margins and now it's hardly better than McCormick rum.
>>224040441it doesn't have sugar added, it just tastes really artificial and bad.
>>224040617One of the best 20-30$ rums I've ever had is called Barbancourt. There's a 4 year and 8 year old variety. Super good, maybe not quite as good as Diplomatico though, idk.
>>224040716Diplomatico is famously heavily dosed as well. I wont buy Barbancourt since its Haitian. I did forget to mention Worthy Park 109/151. then theres the blasters like Pusser's Navy Strength, Rum Fire, Wray and Nephew and Smith & Cross.
>>224040791>Diplomatico is famously heavily dosedhuh? With additives?
>>224040808doságe is a term the industry uses to fancify the addition of sugar to make their liquor/liqueur more palatable to consumers, but something enthusiasts despise.
>>224040889looks like they add 15-20g sugar a liter. Interesting. Still tastes pretty decent, better than cheaper rums, to me.
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