shit was scary bros
>>224037586I look like this and do this.
>>224037586If Michael Myers tried to stab me, I would just punch him
>>224038321fuck yeah that dude looks like a bitch
>>224038287I want to marry her and make her pregnant. she looks so homely
>>224038321my dad did that once. guy tried to mug him with a knife, so he hit him in the face, knocked him down and walked off.
>>224038321Only problem is that he does have that Tardstrength on his side, which should never be underestimated.
>>224038355You'll have a big surprise on your wedding night
>>224038523will a monster spring out from a bush?
>>224038591Yes. There may or may not be a bush though.
>>224038616I'll handle it. anything for my wifeI'll beat off that monster with both hands
>>224038646Right on lad. Right on.
>>224038515I would punch him really really hard
>>224037586Ted Bundy used to stalk women in exactly this manner, in broad daylight, and it took 30+deaths before boomers finally got him. It was so easy back then.
>>224038687It's because Bundy could yap his way out of anything up until the evidence was insurmountable.
>>224038490Came here to post this. Based.
>>224038490Do white people really?
>>224038706Breaking out of two prisons is really quite impressive, even for the time period.
>>224038687>back in my day you used to be able to take your lunch break, stalk a teenage girl to her house, rape her, torture her and kill her and be back at work with 10 minutes to spare!>a year of that at McDonald’s and you’d have enough for a 2 story 4 bedroom house!>kids these days just don’t work hard enough
>>224038818Ted Bundy was actually a notorious shoplifter/thief too so don't forget about being able to steal all the furniture for your house on lunch break too
>>224038687imagine being born in the ideal time when there were enough people that you can always be hidden among strangers, but zero surveillance or dna shite ruining the fun.>>224038818probably manage a wife and family too. remember those that had two separate wifes/families and they'd just go on business trips all the time?they really had the dream
>>224038490why did they do it
>>224039126He had to, you know he did
