>/tv/ is going to spend Halloween sitting in their room posting Malfoid threads instead of going to a Halloween party at a bar to pick up some hot drunk slutsWhy are you guys like this?
I'm still mourning the death of Patrick Stewart.
>>224031551can't we do both?
>>224031551More than half of this board is pushing 40
>>224031551i have this pesky wife and kids keeping me from getting my dick sucked by some slutty super mario or whatever
>>224031786why isn't the wife dressing up slutty for you?
>>224031551We don't want sluts, we are yearning for quality women.
Sluts are annoying
These lyrics on a loop in op's dumb young head>I got a feelin' That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
>>224031823at this point, even a slut being nice to me would be nice
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>>224031823That's a dude in the OP. Reminds me, I have to take my estrofem in 20 minutes.
having a big halloween party with a bunch of my kids’ friends coming over to our house and going trick or treating in a big group, then getting drunk with the parents after probably will be too tired after that to make my wife dress up but she dressed up as 2b for me a couple weeks ago
>>224031786Have you asked if they would mind?
>>224031551I'm 42. :(
Just thinking about all the hoops I’d have to jump through for a crumb of pussy drives me mad. I’d rather just enjoy myself and go to a nice restaurant during the day and go home and sleep early while watching some kino. I can get a hooker if I want to get my dick wet. Honestly I don’t even want that right now.
>>224032013that's the age of most people who still go to bars and clubs
i would feel like a loser going to a bar alone
Just be careful. It IS Halloween. who knows what you might run into
>>224032066lots of people go to bars alone. Just act like you don't give a shit and are just there to chill
>>224032094ive never been to a bar, i wouldnt even know the proper etiquette on what to do
>>224032154You sit or stand at the bar, order a beer and drink it like you're just cool enough in your own zone.
>>224032210and i do all that just to get ignore by most women that are out of my league? sounds stupid
>>224032038Zoomers don't go to bars? That... would explain a lot.
>>224032278sometimes you talk to a woman. If she ignores you, you go back to acting like you don't care.
>>224031551>why aren't the people interested in a wholesome love story going to bars for casual sexAn unsolvable mystery
>>224032154It's a waiting game.You sit on the bar, drink a beer, and scan the room. If there's women making noise, you stay, stare a bit, untill someone notices you, and you raise your beer/nod like approving their ruffling. Drink another beer, paying less attention now, if nobody notices you or try to catch your eye, you bail, no bait was taken. Costs you two beers.But If they scream something at you, you approach, and better have some cool lines.It's like fishing.Works for me 30% of the time, 42yo
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>>224031551>celebrating halloween beyond your early 20sYikes. Bet you like funko pops and nintendo too, ya queer
>>224032945but what if instead of dance moves i start doing corny karate moves insteadit could be a real social disaster on my hands.. no no i better just stay home.
>>224031551my onlyfansfu had a fun stream
>>224031722same
