Wouldn’t you agree?
Can't relate. I had one night stands with /tv/'s mothers. At least 31% of this board carries my dna. Sorry I wasn't there to raise you, lads.
>>224031014It's a twist on the story of Abraham, but without him getting to have children of his own, no? Instead of the reward for leaving a comfortable life behind being a family line supposed to last forever, he gets hedonistic pleasure.
/tv/ how do i flirt
>>224031599>It's a twist on the story of AbrahamSo the braces girl biting his dick was representative of circumcision? And selling half his toys was him sacrificing one of his sons?
>>224031658Could be. it's been too long since I read about Abraham, same for when I saw the film last, but with a little bit of stretching and good will I think the two stories will overlap well.
>>224031014>40>Year>Old>Virgin>4 YOVWhat did they know?
>>22403101414 years to goit's not going to happen unless I pay for it, and I'm not going to do that
>>224031014Haha
I reached 30, Then i changed jobs and met a filipino woman. They'll fuck any loser. All you have to do is be the same age or younger and you are in, coz their friends are all dating old guys so you're a real prize for them.
Excellent, excellent movie, where you get to hang out with a bunch of interesting characters for nearly 2hours.
>>224031656How the fuck would I know?I've had sex 5 times and each was with a hooker.
>>224031014I thought it was pretty funny. Virgin at 40... wow, that'd be super weird, wouldn't it? haha
I've never seen it but it sounds very jewish to me.
>>224031014Honestly, the film is very sympathetic to Andy and includes characters that are willing to be his friend and help him out. It's actually a pretty nice story urging people to not be so judgmental. I think people on /tv/ get incensed because Andy is a lot more admirable than they would like to admit, he doesn't blame anyone for his misfortune, he just wants to fit in and feel connected.
>>224035150It seems like Andy was highly unsuccessful and just moments before getting actually laid.
>>224035150Well good for ANDY
>>224033451Practice makes perfect, when you meet a girl that really likes you the seggz will be much better than when they’re on the clock.
>>224035158He has a job, he has hobbies, women actually do seem interested in him at various points in the film, he just doesn't know how to handle it. You don't need to be some uber-successful chad to be deserving of affection. It seems like his deprivation turned inwards and he inherited a lot of self-hate and tried to cope in various ways. It's only when he starts gaining friendships that his world opens up. I think /tv/posters could learn something from it.
>>224031014Wow what a unique thread! Nice work OP.
>>224035172I was hammered for 4 of those times, sitting in a comfortable chair while the whore rode me in the private booth of a strip club, and didn't even cum.I'm not going to consider those times as practice.At least I've had one time when I was sober and can learn from.
>>224031014No way hey got to have sex with catherine keener
>>224035266She laughed the whole time
>>224031656
>>224031656you cant if you're acoustic
>>224035731Must be why the ladies find me ELECTRIC
>>224031014I don't get it. 40 year old...virgin? That's just not possible. Everyone has had sex by then, even the most socially inept. I mean that's 23 years after the the normal age to lose your virginity. How could you have not done something that most guys managed to achieve within 4 years of puberty?
i'm 29, at this point i wouldn't know what to do even if i had a naked lady right in front of me.
>>224031656step1, be hnadosme
>>2240310148 years to go. what a life.
>>224031656>nice tits bitch
>>224031656>Nice shoes, wanna fuck? 60% of the time it works every time
im a 41 yov. nothing happens if you don't have sex.
>>224036303Nibble the elbow
>>224032315Doesn't sound like it counts desu.t.lv.36
>>224035187The woman makes him sell all his videogames and collectibles which he doesn't want too so that he can have more money for her. She is a 5/10 when he is jacked in this film.
>>224036742Isn't this guy in court about stuff he did to his sister?
>>224036781Well it was 2005, nowadays it would take one 10 minute conversation to convince them how much money those things are worth, and also a lot of women nowadays are nerds themselves, they've been sucked in. I mean look at Pokemon cards nowadays bro.
>>224036811Women are still the same especially American women. If your hobby is "too" nerdy she will laugh about it to her friends and deride you to you inevitably break up. Fortunately I am just about in the green zone since I emulate old games due to the absolute insane costs of ps1 and PS2 games that are rare now. But for you Warhammer loving autists or the people who have a copy of earthbound or whatever it's over still.
>>224036828Nah that's a skill issue. They don't give a shit if you make up for it in other ways.
>>224031014I guess some of you guys forgot that the woman he fell for and took his virginity was a divorced single mother with 3 kids and a grandkid. She never made any man she dated wait for sex till Andy. So you have this beta man waiting and waiting for a woman that was the town bicycle. Everything you say you hate you love just because he got some washed out pussy. The premise actually is women can ride the cock carousel, get dumped by chad babydaddy and in your 40's land a grateful simp.
>>224037288Is it actually redpill movie?
me in 1266 days
>>224037329Just pay for it.
>>224037288You don't need to put up with that if you don't want to. He got the strange, the movie ends. If he doesn't want to be a step dad he can fuck off.
>>224036875>They don't give a shit if you make up for it in other ways.Yeah guys, listen to the oofy doofy here who lost his virginity at 29 years old. He piped a really fat woman once so he knows best.
>>224037315No because the narrative paints it as a good thing, it's a movie for naive cucks.
>>224037369Whatever you say man. I've had plenty of sex and they don't give a shit about most things if you're nice.
>>224037348i could but honestly the older i get the less i even care, if it happens it happens at this point, i think culturally people are less obsessed over who is and isn't a virgin anyway, 2005 was a lifetime ago
>>224037388>. I've had plenty of sexOther men don't count thoughbeit.
>>224037473I really don't care bro. I have had the sex with women. They are just the same as you, very insecure and wanting validation. I'm no casanova, but they aren't a different species.
>>224037973>I really don't care broAnd yet you came back an hour after your last post. Curious!>They are just the same as youBtw since, despite the stereotype, I (and propbably most of us) had to deal with multiple women and knew some of them deeply at one point or the other in my life, I can tell you're so full of bullshit you're crying brown tears.All the other shit, true or not, that you bring up in support of your lie doesn't matter, though it does tilt into being bs as well. Still, I know water isn't dry, and no amount of you lying about it being worse than sand and bringing up how much you fucked bathtubs can change reality.Truth is not something you bend by oversimping, lil cuck. Sorry to disappoint.
>>224031014This movie will be the reason I get a hooker before I turn 40. I'm a 33 year old virgin atm.
>>224036303what's to know? you slap her titties around a little bit, get a boner, stick it inside her and pee
>>224037288he is the one who makes HER wait because he is scared he will weird her out and drive her off when he reveals he is a virgin. she tries to jump his bones after the first or second date but her daughter interrupts them
>>224037360>He got the strangeWhat? How is it strange when dozens of men hit it within hours of meeting her and know that pussy quite well before dumping her. He had to wait since she was dealing with her issue of being a 40 something slut up to that point. She set that hook and she knows he isn't going anywhere now. He didn't win a prize because she had been giving it away for free for decades. Thats the premise of the movie.
>>224038074Because I feel bad for you guys. I don't want you to be virgins, I'm trying to make you understand that people are fucking insecure about all sorts of shit. Women are especially insecure, they don't understand men's issues they just want to feel important. Yes there's a lot of bullshit out there in the culture, but you don't need to accept it. Just try and be nice. That's all I'm asking
>>224036742But what about the Wizard powers?
>>22403101434 year old virgin here.Honestly, i've got to the point where i dont even care about the sex. Like, yeah sex is cool and all, but i just want a woman to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright.
>>224038201>Just try and be nice.You dont actually believe it
>>224031656Dunno, fuck hookers
>>224038201>people are fucking insecure about all sorts of shitPeople being insecure or having problems in general doesn't mean they'll be sensitive about those very problems (or any other kind of problem) when it affects someone outside their inner social circle. Fat women aren't sensitive nor care about fat men, ugly women don't want to talk to ugly men etcetera.You're trying to paint women in a way that absolutely does not reflect reality, and honestly despite your humble bragging it wouldn't be hard to guess why. Yes, they want to be treated nicely, but there's a very small circle of people they will be nice for regardless of that, and trying to push the narrative of "you should be nice and expect nothing in return" is wanting idiots to play a sucker's game. One that it seems you're already part of, hence this cope of yours.If this is the kinda shit you want to keep peddling, go to Reddit, they'll gladly listen.
>>224038169You even reading what you write? She slapped a 20 date minimum before sex and told him. She couldn't help but give that pussy away whenever it tingled. So Andy to the rescue to save a ho from her own vagina?
>>224038228>i just want a woman to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alrightWomen don't want to be mothers nor do they respect a man that wants mothering, a sign of weakness. The way you easily get a woman to hold you is having sex. However, the holding is short lived and it depends on how well you fuck them. That for their benefit to catch their breath and rest before jumping up, cleaning up and doing whatever to get away.
>>224031014>im 40 this year>still a virginoy veyi already gave up, i just work, vidya and work out
>>224031014I went without sex for about three months one time. I thought I was going to die or explode or something. was fucked.
>>224037288The most unrealistic part is the single mother didn't have mutt children
make virginity isn't real just talk to her
>>224040509Haha ya just talk to her bro!
Apparently, these zooms ain't fuckin'. Pls fuck, & not like Cornell, that's not procreation
>>224040625Just try and be nice. That's all I'm asking.
