>this man gets a $100 million budget to make his next filmWhat would be the result?
Basically the worst parts of the bible
>>224030744Kino beyond human comprehension
Does he have Ai capabilities?;
Jason Bourne (2016)
N>>224030832Yes
He adapts Jurassic Park and nearly all the movie takes place in a green screened computer lab with 1990's Dell laptops laying around and small toy dinosaurs trying to break in. Also Neil gets at least 3 sex scenes with a solid 6/10.
>>224030881This movie. It's gonna happen. Is anticipated
>>224030881dear god
>dire duplicity still not on dvdI wonder if he's the last filmmaker keeping dvd manufacturers afloat
>>224030744The super wealthy never do anything cool like finding kino such as this. It's always rape kids, devalue currency, and buy expensive ice creams.
a spamming subhuman namefag just got filtered
>>224031168No. No no. I have known wealthy fuckers & they no joke aren't that different
>>224031189Sure they don't like germs & peasants. Do you?
Megalopolis
Neil Breen does a space movie where he is chosen by the aliens to save earth because he is the smartest man alive. They implant a chip that gives him superpowers like invisibility and super-strength. He uses this to take down world leaders and have sex with hot babes. Filmed in IMAX 3D.
>>224031231Real street cred, this nigga loves germs & peasants Nigga
I genuinely enjoy this man's films more than 99% of hollywood movies
>>224031318same but because they're just very expensive YTPs and I find YTPs to be amusing
Nigga nigga nigga, Fuck the Jannie Nigger
>>224030744He uses 90% of the budger hiring actresses and it's 3 hours of gratuitous nudity specifically actresses who never done a nude scene like Jennifer Love Hewitt
>>224031360Son, I got beat up in the hood. I GET A FUCKIN PASS
>>224031410Pretty White Boy In the Hood... I held my own
>>224030843kek
Somebody get these SCHIZOS out of here
this guy stopped becoming funny when he became self-aware, happens every time with notoriously bad directors
>>224030744Unironically, a movie about Epstein where he uses his giga mind powers to infiltrate the island to save trafficking victims and also get to fuck them would be prime kino affair.
>>224032600>this guy stopped becoming funny when he became self-awareWhen was that? The only thing he's seemingly become aware of is how to chroma key objects
