>no halloween party invite>just watching movies and shitposting on /tv/characters you accidently became
>no halloween party inviteno one has houseparties anymore better off just going to an event in your area
>>224028894it would be hilarious if some boomer faggot thats still into posting the simpsons reaction images went to a even to socialize.
>>224028873>invited to one Halloween party>I don't want to sit around awkwardly with the chick I had a crush on in high school while she talks about all the cringe shit we used to get up to to her familyIt was 25 years ago, stop reminiscing bitch
last year i went to a halloween party as sneed but no one there understood the meme
Halloween is slowly dying in my area. Only a few houses have decorations out and I see less and less trick-or-treaters every year. It's pretty depressing to see.
Are parties even a thing after college? Everyone around me just go to family events. Yesterday I took my kids to their schools Halloween party and there were 20 kids tops,
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>>224029117no one can afford/be bothered to put up decorations just to have browns wreck it
>>224028917Wow, sounds like she's really missing out. You seem so pleasant.
>>224028873>19 year old who wants to fuck me invited me to a party>she doesn't know I don't drive, I'm 30 (she thinks I'm 26) and that I'm a virgin>she's been non stop spam calling me and face timing me asking what the plan for tomorrow isI legit don't know wtf to do
>>224028873>Go bar-hopping with some friends when I was in college on Halloween>I kind of look 20-something Simon Pegg, so I go as Shaun from "Shaun of the Dead">Get the pants, white button shirt, cheap red tie, and fling fake blood onto the shirt>Everyone thinks I'm just a generic serial killer or something>One guy the entire night said "You've got red on you".
>>224029578You could start by getting your life together. A 30-year-old with no license and hangs out with teenagers is a little rough, man. I hate to be mean, but come on, get it together. For your immediate purposes, I don't know what your intentions are here, but if you're trying to get something going with her, she's going to find out pretty quick that you don't drive.
>>224029724idk I've seen women make excuses for literal unemployed bum alot, I doubt she cares he doesn't drive if she's somewhat clinging onto him like this
>>224029578how the fuck did a bum ass no driving 30 year old like you know a clingly 19 year old
>>224029724It's hard I'm ngl, I've tried driving several times and I can't get the hang of it. It's like everyone else can put their foot on the gas and control going 20-30mph but when I try doing that I either go 10mph or 60 without even wanting to. I barely put pressure on it and I go super fast, same with turning, I slightly move the wheel and it either jerks violently or doesn't turn enough. I've been trying to get it together but I keep fucking up and I could have lost my virginity years ago if it wasn't for this "not driving" BS
>>224029578how did you meet
>>224029915>>224029935I went back to school and she is in two of my classes. I work a wage slave job at a starbucks and she comes and visits me all the time and shit. She asked for my number and we've been talking past two months a ton. She keeps asking to hang out but the moment she sees I don't have a car she is probably gonna drop me like most other girls have
>>224029724What is the downside if he doesn't "get his shit together"? He fucks a 19 year old tomorrow? Life coaching wannabe faggot. Only reason you are giving advice is because you watch paint dry and eat saltine crackers all day and think that's the standard for life. Actually kys
My gf invited me to her friends Halloween party shes at and I declined. I definitely could use making a irl friend but I dont think her lib arts poetry friends are gonna be the people. My last real bro who is on the other side of the country is a welder pervert alcoholic former coke head who bonded with me over metal, jamming, anime, and pervert stuff, my problem is I could care less making a new friend unless its almost as good as my old bro
>>224028912The people going to the party's are likely way gayer, theyre talking about the avengers movie tonight and how much they hate ICE
>>224028873>too many Halloween party invites >feel like I don’t want to let anyone down or leave anyone out and plus I work all weekend anyway>decide to just go home after work to watch movies by myself and shitpost>people at party A will assume I went to party B or C and people at party B will assume I’m at A, and so on>never specify where I actually was or correct anyone on the matter>rinse and repeat next holiday
>>224029578get a driver’s license, retardwhat is your excuse exactly?are you epileptic or something?
>>224029117Sad, I live in north jersey near suburbia and there are huge yards with decor all over. Carved 3 pumpkins for my home but I live on a woodsy far back gravel driveway so kids wouldn't dare. Ill be working Halloween anyways
>>224030021youre clearly coasting on your looks, go fuck her before she finds out you're a loser
>>224029542Exactly what I was thinking kek. And the anon no doubt thinks their presence will be sorely missed for whatever retarded autismo-narcissistic reason.
>>224030129see >>224029931
>>224029578>dont drive at 30I understand not affording a car but man not driving that long is loser shit, driving is literally one of life's greatest pleasures, youre not truly free and able to travel at will until you have a car, only excuse makes sense if you live somewhere like NYC
>>224029931Did you do the usual drive in a giant parking lot practice? Youre driving some fancy car if thats the case my cars engine is so weak you couldnt possibly get to high speeds that fast. Merging and moving around highways should really be the only main stress besides tight driving in busy cities but that shouldn't be where you practice. Ive heard drivers test got harder in recent years so that sux
>>224030021People dont have cars all the time these days, make up a wild story how yours got wrecked and how youre saving for another
>>224030126Ive had many years of wild partying on Halloween but one of my fondest memories is still sitting on my family computer and playing old flash computer games all night eating bite sized candy. That was 1st or 2nd year I stopped trick or treating 7th grade probably
>>224029117Feels like it, yeah. Only occurred to me today that I forgot to decorate this year. Then I realized that nobody else on my street did either.
>>224028873anyone else never once been to a Halloween party as an adult
I haven't made a single new friend in over a decade.
>>224029117Covid kind of killed it. That and the fact that the world is less safe and fewer people can afford to have kids.
>>224029931I can't legally get a license, I still pull chicks. Ironically the only girl that had a real problem with it, couldn't drive either.
>>224030021If you fuck this up for us I will literally kill you. Good luck.
>>224029117>>224029358>>224030516Trick or treating is something that can only exist in a homogenous, high trust society. Nobody trusts a bunch of smelly brown foreigners who think four is a marriagable age around their kids.
>>224028894Highschoolers doI did back in the 2010s and they still do in the big 26>t own a business and interact with lots of highschoolers on the verge of graduating… unfortunately
>>224028873>no halloween party invitecytube/r/The-Kinoplex, just paste it into browserIf you're fine with ponyfags, join the afterparty, we're watching Resident Evil rn
>>224029117My next door neighbor went all outHe has the inflatables, the lights and a huge fog machine lol
>>224028894Im far too autistic to go to an event alone
>>224030608>ponyKill yourself asap. I mean that earnestly and sincerely
>>224030646nta but my avatar in VRChat is a female pony and I'm a straight man.
>>224029931lol wtf
Bane Baby is 7 years old this Halloween. He's going as an amogus. Say something nice about him.
>>224030646>over-emotional reactionHave you considered checking your testosterone levels?
>>224028873I've been Lenny for a while. I even concur with his statement, "please don't tell anyone how I live.">>224029280>Are parties even a thing after college?Up until just right now, I used to get invited to a party every year by this couple I knew in college. And they used to put on some great parties.
>>224029117It's not that Halloween is dying, its that trick-or-treating has been phased out since covid in favor of large indoor family events at a local mall/church/community center.
>>224030709>I've been Lenny for a whileCheck back in when you're S7E1 Smithers.
>>224030714That had been going on for 20 years prior to covid>trunk or treatgaaayyeee
>>224029596>One guy the entire night said "You've got red on you".I mean, at least he got the joke
How do you guys get used to being a friendless loser?I can't get over it so I just jack off whenever I get stressed.
>>224029931ok run a 2 stroke engine jeez
>>224030760Oh my god. I love AI.
>>224030893You're better off having no friends than fake friends. You should try edibles.
>>224030893>How do you guys get used to being a friendless loser?you don't
>>224030893I'm generally anti-social, so it comes pretty easy.
>>224028873
>>224030999Wasted trips. That's a frame from The Simpsons, a cartoon of some repute.
>>224029117It's kind of a dumb concept anyways. Why the hell would you trust random assholes to not poison your kids? Shit's crazy.
>>224032444Surprisingly little examples of that ever happening. Worst thing that happened in the town I trick-or-treated as a kid was this obese dude that would always hand out king sized candy bars getting arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer.
>>224028894they had all the parties last weekend. i know because i saw a couple of them when i was walking
>>224029117its still alive here but we have a lot of military around so probably a lot more kids than the average neighborhood
>>224028873I became a recluse who kept blowing off my friends around 10 years ago and now the only people I talk in person to are my parents and coworkers.
Halloween parties are the only parties I like. It's so easy to talk to people when you have a costume and can identify people's interests by their costumes.Even a social retard like me can meet a chick and have sex. I remember last time I literally just walked up to a girl who was dressed like a generic fantasy character and she said to my face "I'm my Skyrim character!" so we just talked about Skyrim until we were drunk and made out the rest of the night.It feels like easy mode. I'm sad I won't be doing shit this year, I'm just giving out candy.
>>224029931Driving doesn't really matter anymore in the era of Uber. I only have a learner's and I uber to and from every date. No girl has ever cared enough.Women will make any excuse on your behalf, if they like you.
>>224034333>I uber to and from every date. You are missing out
>2026>Going to some big ass event when the Government/Jews are itching to cause another mass causality event No thank you sir
>>224034358That doesn’t happen at house parties
>>224034358that doesnt happen on halloween. maybe for christmas and it will likely be in belgium, germany, nederlands
>>224028873Wow it seems like some of you fags watched failure to launch and thought wow what an inspiration! I can't wait to be a piece of shit at 30!
>>224028873>already have tickets to a huge one and going with 3 other friendsAHAHA sucks to be you retards
I don't see the point of 'adult' parties at all. I don't drink, I don't dance, I don't enjoy modern music especially not blared so loudly, I find small talk inane, I get uncomfortable after spending extended periods of time in crowds, I don't like being stared at etc.I don't know who actually enjoys it.I'd be interested in going to some Halloween event like haunted houses and the like but they're all so commercialized now I have more fun just walking around in the woods or the quiet neighborhoods at night, which I might do tomorrow.
>>224034424I think it happened last time in South Korea, the Halloween crushing thing.
>>224034619yes yes youre very enlightened, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>224034565It was based on a true story.
>>224034619So what do you like? Sitting in your room and staring at a screen? I'll never understand people who cant enjoy a drink with some music and a dance. You are the sort of person that will wake up at 50 realising you have done nothing with your life and blow your brains out.
>>224029068based
>>224034676Walking at night, sleeping, eating, reading, playing video games, showers/baths, listening to music, watching videos/movies, learning, same as most normal people.It's unlikely I'll ever own a firearm since I have no interest in them.
>>224034740>Sit at home and consoooooomLiteral npc lol. Get some social hobbies anon or you will regret it.
>>224030021Pre-empt her discovery. Tell her after you hook up while she's still enamored with you that you don't drive and ask her to help you get a license. Make a project out of it. It could be a bonding opportunity.
>>224034825great advicebitches love to fix their men
>>224034619Get a load of this supreme gentleman over here, watch out guys because he’s operating in levels us plebeians would struggle to even comprehend. I mean just look at how content and secure and joyful he comes, not an ounce of resentment to be seen anywhere.
>>224028873I’m far more pathetic than Lenny.
>>224034825>>224034853This KIND OF but the worst thing you could possibly do in this situation is make a big deal out of it, like don’t make it some kind of “sit down, we need to talk” or “I have to tell you something” confessional, just drop it super casually and don’t let your crippling insecurity about it the first and foremost thing you exude when discussing it. Let it come up naturally and just go “oh yeah, sometimes I feel like I gotta drive around and stuff but I’ve gotten on well enough so far. Still would be something I’d like to explore in the future, we could go on some really cool hikes” or something along those lines.
>>224034782I had some in the past. But it's a meme that they change your preferences. There's no amount of social activities that makes me enjoy attending weddings or going to parties or attending loud pop/rock concerts or sporting events among throngs of sweaty people. It's hell on earth.>>224034918Sounds like projecting your insecurities.
>>224034985>says the agoraphobic
>>224034969exactly, just in a very casual way while doing something else be like oh yeah i dont have a car, i like to uber, driving sucks or whatever; and shell be like omg ill teach youwhores are so predictable, you straights have no clue
>>224034619dancing is gay
>>2240353044 u
halloween is a lame holiday, spooky shit is dumb and trick r treating is for children. the holiday parties are another excuse to get drunk but since it's on the weekend this year it's somehow more special than any other saturday.
>>224035338Why are you mad?
>>224035358how do i sound mad
>>224030519>Ironically the only girl that had a real problem with it, couldn't drive either.Why's that ironic? It is a problem if neither of you can drive. A lot of things are much less of a hassle if at least one person in a relationship can.
>>224028873>no halloween party invitelast year my neighbor had a party and invited everyone in the neighborhood except me. i know it's everyone because i was at my window watching with tears streaming.
>>224034619>>224035304>>224035338Chuds unironically self reporting lmao
>>224034740Might as well put clipping your toenails lmfao
>>224034969Loool That ain't natural son Natural and alpha is "nah fuck that"
>>224035402haha damn dude you're like so socially competent and funny and not a loser spending his saturday on 4chan too
>no halloween in my country>friends just want to play really shitty "scary" Steam slopI wish I could fork over 30 eurodollars to party around in costumes instead of playing retarded 2-hour PT-clones filled with AI and asset flips and pretending they're good just to appease my friends....
>>224035338Halloween is the best holiday, yes it's primarily for children but that's what makes it good.The moment Halloween went to shit was when adults started making it about themselves.Halloween is meant to be a child's first experience of independence, the night they're allowed to roam far beyond their neighbourhoods after dark on their own, under the loose unspoken cooperative supervision and guidance of the community at large.>>224035533I would put that under personal grooming and yes, I would prefer clipping my toenails in a steamy hot shower over attending a party.
>>224035619How are those mutually exclusive?
>>224034619You should watch something like Pride and Prejudice and try to map our modern social rituals, like house parties, onto the dances of their time. It's easier to realize what's happening with a historic example.All these rituals are designed with the same overall goals in mind. You gather people together for some event which has a kind of pseudo-moral structure associated with it. If you violate the structure then it's unlikely you can do any real damage - after all, it's just a silly party, right? But the consequences you suffer for that violation can be very severe and real. If you're a 'bad hang' then you're not getting invited back and you're certainly not being rewarded with any kind of sex or romance. Your reputation can even be tarnished permanently.It's also a way women can see how you interact with other men. You might be charming ordinarily buy if you're getting mocked or humiliated by men at a party, then she knows not to bother with you anymore. If you're too confident to move from the outskirts into the center of the dance, then you're a loser but for a different reason.This is why you should be highly skeptical of a BPD girl that insists on taking you to a night club. There's also a spatial aspect to a lot of this. There are zones of high visibility at house parties or Edwardian dances which have a way of filtering the human capital through them, so that the most 'deserving' are perpetually in the spotlight. This is a highly addictive drug for women, as they can dance or have a fun time knowing that, for hours at a time, they're the focus of everyone's gaze. If you really don't care at all, I encourage you to try and find one of these high visibility zones and to anchor yourself there. Watch how you're subtly jostled around until you're forced to the outskirts again.
>>224035632They're not. I was pushing back on the Halloween is lame because it's for children thing.The only non-lame soulful part of Halloween is the children part of it. The adult part is lame, pushing their cosplay into it.
>>224035643Yes I know, those social rituals were super gay too and never worked. Everyone's just wearing a mask and pretending and being able to mask successfully just makes you king psychopath who still beats his wife and results in our modern day divorce rates.Also you're describing the courtly shit that was only meant to reinforce the social hierarchy under the king. The authentic stuff was the village pub gatherings where everyone from the 80 year old grandfathers to 6 year old children participated in together for a night of family friendly merriment.
>>224035681That's the fundamental conceit of P&P. Mr. Darcy is a good person but behaves poorly at social functions. The sister runs off with a man who appears to check all the right boxes but turns out to be wicked. The social rituals and expectations are always highly exploitable, but then they seem to exist in every society on Earth. You can't really avoid them, so they deserve some analysis. >The authentic stuff was the village pub gatherings where everyone from the 80 year old grandfathers to 6 year old children participated in together for a night of family friendly merriment.Sadly uncommon these days.
>>224034619Try being less uptight, that is genuine advice.
>>224035619Imagine being this guy on his deathbed >What fun did you have in life>I clipped my toenails in the showerLiteral 30 IQ
>>224035619>Let me (a shut in virgin) tell you about the social norms and expectations of larger society!
>>224036403That's not how death happens. No one gives a fuck what you did on your deathbed and by the time you are on your deathbed you've already spent a mindwiping eternity of humiliation in a nursing home. Low intensity delights helps curtail expectations. Like how people who have had heavy hits of dopamine need more and more to stay sane.>>224036428Relax bro, I just stated why I don't find parties fun. I'm not barring you from chasing hollow pursuits.
>>224036458>>224034619>>224035643>>224035681holy shit you guys are some navel-gazing faggot losersplease do the needful and kill yourselves immediately
>>224036514What exactly do you enjoy about parties.
>>224036458Sounds like incel cope>>224036558Loud fun music drugs friends carefree abandon. Granted that phase of my life Is over and I'm a boring wagecattle now
>>224028873I was invited to the work Halloween party. They scheduled it for 6:30 after the work day was doneI didn't go because I don't want to stay at work late. What the hell were they thinking.
>>224028873You're supposed to spend time with your wife and kids....
>>224036721>go to fat camp>WHY IS EVERYONE NOT SKINNY?bro
>>224036695I've volunteered at nursing homes and I guarantee you it doesn't matter which old person was the coolest or attended the most parties in their time.The coolest most non-bitter old people were the contemplation ones that could keep themselves entertained with books and were learning all the way to the end, most likely the incels of their time.
>>224036832*contemplative
Not invited to any halloween parties because my friends are virgin nerd losers and would rather be at home on discord playing video games. Its fine though me and my gf will stay home and eat halloween themed burgers, eat candy and watch spooky movies. Gonna carve a pumpkin as well, and shes gonna dress up in something halloween themed.
>>224029915You know teenage kids arent known for being the smartest? You could get yourself a 19 yr old too if you really wanted (you probably wouldn’t).
>>224028873Halloween got really weird.Just like Lego or Pokemon millennials refused to let go and now you have grown ass men hanging bloody bodies from their treesmy retard in Hell there are going to be four year olds walking around in cute costumes terrified of going outside at night for years because of your inability to be an adultpumpkins and skeletons guys, it's for kittle kids.
>>224036558I really don’t honestly but at least I’m not bragging about it on an underwater basket weaving forum
>>224036832>I can tell they didn’t have sex 50 years ago bc they read books now!Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you sound?
>>224037047None of that matters in the end.You either embrace inceldom or you die young.
>>224030094>theyre talking about the avengers movie tonightNo one gives a shit about that movie
>>224028873Saw lots of people walking to parties in costume as I was going home from soul crushing waging last night. Saw this one family where everyone was dressed up including the little baby in the stroller. Felt massive regret and loneliness for being a 31yo friendless khhv.>>224030432I've never been to one period and always wanted to. But now I'm old and fat.>>224030329Sounds comfy>Ive had many years of wild partying on Halloween M-me too haha>>224035399Sorry anon your neighbor seems mean. At least a courtesy invite was in order.>>224034314Sounds kino>>224030893Most of the time I just deaden the pain but I never really get used to it.>>224034619Comfy kino>>224035619>Halloween is the best holiday, yes it's primarily for children but that's what makes it good.>The moment Halloween went to shit was when adults started making it about themselves.>Halloween is meant to be a child's first experience of independence, the night they're allowed to roam far beyond their neighbourhoods after dark on their own, under the loose unspoken cooperative supervision and guidance of the community at large.Very well put. It's so sad to me that this is disappearing, community trust is at an all time low.>>224030661Cute
>>224035304I deeply regret not learning to dance. It's one of the most attractive things you can do and it means even an autist shut in loser like me could attract top tier girls.>>224035643Interesting. Only been to a nightclub like 3 times in my life, but I fell in love with the way a girl I saw at a nightclub moved once. Completely non sexual. She seemed to feed off and enjoy my attention, despite my feeling like a bottom feeder looking at an angel. She's probably long since forgotten about me but I will remember the way she danced in that club for the rest of my life. Probably wouldn't look twice at her on the street.
>>224028873>halloween party invite> its at a bar with wife's friend and her bf, friends mother and brother and his wife>also costume contest>dont drink>dont have a costume>helping dad tear apart pool deck all dayWish i could just be left alone
>>224037248>when the mindless third world mass replying attention seeker didn't reply to your post because you weren't in the thread yet but now you're giving it attention it will respond just to scrape a bit more attention and think it is the most important person on the thread, adding more pity-dragging nonsense to its lame post instead of just doing a jigsaw or jerking off over bratz dolls it bought from a garage sale
>>224035399Lol what faggot
>>224037274I learned to dance at 30, was more or less forced at a wedding by a 55 year old woman whose husband was there. just things like the twist or a couple of other things, but it was done repeatedly over several hours to the point where I lost most of my fear of doing it and acquired some basic moves. after that danced a bit at another wedding a month or so later, and then in a bar a month or so after that, and so it continued. over a couple of years of intermittent doing it, I had picked up some moves despite not knowing any particular style, and could dance when I felt like it.did impress some girls later on, just with not-not being able to, one girl was sort of seduced by a short dance, but mostly it just shows them you're enjoying yourself and don't care what people think.I'd thought years ago that I'd like to take proper dance classes, just for basic stuff, but wasn't available when they were on, and then lost the urge to after a year or so, which is a pity.
I'm going out later to a Halloween party dressed as myers, since people say I seem like a serial killer as i'm quiet and hardly show emotion,
>>224037274I'm glad you had a good experience and can maybe take away some understanding of why people go to nightclubs. I had something similar myself but all my later visits were just awful. I never received the beautiful feminine vision again and each repeated attempt made me feel surer I was in Hell. I stopped going one night after multiple gay propositions to the point I called my mom to pick me up for fear of being raped.
>>224037339>mindlessI try to carefully consider my words before I post. Not sure if that's better or worse.>third worldI'm American, as you should have guessed from me talking about Halloween parties. Make of that what you will.>mass replyingSometimes I want to reply to multiple anons without filling out captchas all the time, this is just easier. >attention seekerI'm sorry if it came across that way, but yes I am lonely and trying to make conversation. That's also why I replied to your post, not for attention, even though frankly I consider your post nonsensical.>the most important person on the threadI don't think this.>pity-draggingIsn't that a majority of this thread then?>doing a jigsaw or jerking off over bratz dolls it bought from a garage saleNever done or wanted to do either of these.
Do you guys think this femcel is legit?35 yo korean wagie in TorontoHer latest vid is baking an apple pie and eating it at a cemetery, kinda comfy>https://www.youtube.com/@NikiLifeinCanada
>>224034676I'll never understand how weak and inferior a person has to be to need a drrink/drug to be able to enjoy themselves.it's like they become so terrified of their own personality and what others think of them when they reach their teenage years that the only escape for the rest of their lives is to drug themselves into not being themselves.>nah, I can't dance unless I'm drunk>nah, I can't talk to people unless I'm drunk>nah, I can't enjoy this film unless I'm drunk
>>224037459>doesn't jerk off to bratz dolls he bought second hand for pennies>doesn't embrace the contemplative beauty of doing a thousand piece jigsaw of some kittens among balls of wool>has a disease that makes him slice up replies into christmas stripes rather than just replying generally
Do you guys think everyone would find it funny if I dressed up as Xochi for Halloween as a funny joke? Not like in a gay way just because it would be silly to pretend to be a girl and flirt with boys haha.
>>224037542>>nah, I can't dance unless I'm drunk>>nah, I can't talk to people unless I'm drunk>>nah, I can't enjoy this film unless I'm drunkFirst off your logic is critically flawed. Most people don't NEED alcohol to do any of those things. They are just simply improved with a little bit of liquor. You would know this if you had ever been to a bar or club in your life. Secondly, 90% of the fat fucking nerds can't and don't talk, dance or socialise even without drinking or drugs
>>224037397>mostly it just shows them you're enjoying yourself and don't care what people thinkYes I think the confidence in it is a big part of it, but moving to a rhythm in a pleasing way still matters. I've been trying to learn from YouTube videos but I have two left feet, but I do find it fun even alone and it's a good way to exercise a bit. Impressive you picked some things up in one day, that woman must have been a good teacher.>>224037453Sounds terrible, I've had a few gay propositions myself but nothing that made me feel unsafe. I would have liked to go to nightclubs more actually but now I'm too old. Maybe if I had gone more I would have had more poor experiences, and I just got lucky the few times I went. Might also matter where you are, what club, and when of course. Only that one time at the nightclub has a girl actually made me spellbound.
>>224037542i have intense anxiety, im more fun drunk
Dude I have tons of irl friends and a girlfriend. I had plans during the day with my friends for a DND campaign but one of them is saying he's too tired for a literal board game like a little bitch, another one already hopped on board with that, so now those plans are fucked, they're just gonna hangout and circlejerk about trump for 4 hours, my girlfriend is handing out candy tonight and she doesnt like haunted houses and she doesn't have any friends who have parties, so nothing of that sort is going to happen. So I'll probably stay home and hand out candy then play some dumb shit video game. I miss being a friendless loser.
>>224037498Shes a whore snd gets fucked by black guys. You will never fuck her.
>>224037567I'm just not into dolls.>doesn't embrace the contemplative beauty of doing a thousand piece jigsaw of some kittens among balls of woolOh I like jigsaw puzzles. I thought given the context you were referring to the fictional killer.>has a disease that makes him slice up replies into christmas stripes rather than just replying generallyThe context and direct quotes are important, and like I said I wanted to talk to individual anons. I consider a mass reply more when you quote many anons just to reply to them all with the same thing, not replying individually to multiple anons. That's just avoiding spamming the thread.
>>224037595I strongly suspect the teetotellers were raised by alcoholic parents and assume anyone who drinks is the same as them
>>224037595>I don't NEED drugs and drink, I've just utterly depended on them from the age of 13 onwardstry going out and doing neither, yet still dancing as much and doing the things you usually do.guarantee you can't do it.it's a coward's crutch
>>224037609Not sure how old you are but I regularly encountered people in their early 30s when I went. I don't think people care about age as much as people think people care about age.
>>224037624If I was your gf we'd go to haunted houses, play D&D, and then prank your friends
>>224029915They're called "Daddy Issues" girls who are mad at daddy turn 17 and decide to fuck:>Dudes in their 30's/40's>Guys of a race Daddy hates>The dogI used to run a community center and one of the big controversies was that the 17 year old GF of one of our youth-group members deliberately got one of our 40 year old magic players (Not a bad looking bloke) super wasted and fucked his brains out. He was lucky that she actually messaged her plans to do this to one of her BF's friends.
>>224037714I can't tell if you are an idiot or a trollDo you really believe no one dances sober or goes down to the pub to social or watch the game without getting wrecked? Because if you truely believe that then you are a certified moron and there is no point talking to you because you are out of touch with reality
>>224037623you'll lose a lot of that by doing 'drunk' things while not drunk. it's exposure therapy
>>224037742I am in my early 30s. Maybe you're right, but when I went in my late teens and early 20s almost everyone was under 25 or at least looked it, with most much younger. I don't want to be considered that weird unc in the corner miserably struggling to dance.
>>224028873halloween is on a saturday, so all my childless friends are partying while i take my kids out trick-or-treating at the handful of houses not empty due to the occupants attending an event. will be slim pickings.god i can't imagine the life my parents had where all their friends had comparable careers, families, media consumption, etc. and there weren't a thousand indians on the road between themi am so fucking weary
>>224037764no it just adds and compounds more worries and self-doubt as sober me makes an ass of himself fully conscious about it.
>>224029915You niggers don't understand how much covid lockdowns fucked zoomers. The average zoomette conversation is literally two girls repeating stories about themselves back and forth until one of them gets bored. They don't actually know how to converse.If you have even the most basic social skills to ask follow up questions or for them to clarify what they mean, they will instantaneously warm up to you.It's honestly really fucking sad. All these people are broken.
>>224037753>I could do it, a-anytime I want, I j-just don't>hand trembleslike I said, the very next time you go out, don't drink anything and do all the usual things you'd do if drinking.you simply won't be able to.
>>224037796don't reply for him, terrified addict
>>224037821half right. i replied to a conversation I wasn't part of, but i never drink because the anxiety became too much even while sloshed. and the shit is prohibitively expensive.just chiming in that 'exposure therapy' proved a lot of my worries to be valid and created all new ones. turns out i'm radioactive and everyone should minimize exposure wherever possible.
>>224037821maybe stick to reddit if you're this harmed by random anons contributing to your little slappy fight
>>224037609for dancing, I anon of this post challenge you personally to sign up for dance classes and to stick with them for at least three to six months, going at least once a week.pick something easy, some kind of coupes dancing in a set style, ask a dance teacher for advice on what to choose at their school or whatever it is.you'll be awkward and hate making mistakes, hate making a fool of yourself for the long beginning, but if you consciously become angry at yourself whenever one of those two thoughts pops up and instead just tell yourself:>stop wasting time and just do itthen after a while you'll find yourself becoming better and over time, beginning to enjoy it.just repeat over and over until you start to get it.if it was a computer game you would do that, and eventually master the combination. training your legs/arms/body takes longer, but it's still just as possible.what you should remember is that the girls you see dancing effortlessly have Ben doing it since they were 5.
>>224037884cope alky
>>224037773If you're that worried, go to some retro club and tear the dance floor up with a bunch of boomer ladies whose husbands think dancing is literally gay.
>>224037821who the fuck are you? the reply gestapo? go fuck yourself you spastic
>>224037863then you didn't do it gradually or often enough.it's just a standard brain mechanism.if you watch videos of spiders for months, then watch spiders in a glass box for months, then watch them crawling around on your table for months, then lay your hand on the table and let them crawl over your hand, then lift your hand so it's just crawling on you, then place your face on the table so they're crawling all over your face and laying eggs in your ears and trying to go inside your nose and lay eggs in your brain and make webs inside your nose ducts so you can't breathfor long enough, then you'll probably be fine if you happen to see a house spider nearby in future
>>224037948>ahhh ahhh I'm a victimised jewwww, help me society!!!! pathetic
>>224037884i imagine he looks like this
>>224037947good advice. he can level up to younger clubs after he's finished his cougar training
>>224037821>>224037969I aplologise for my posts i suck dick and a massive homo
>>224037974>alcoholic fantasies about homosthose might stop or at least become less frequent if you can reduce your dose of oestrogen inducing soporiphic
>>224037898okay now what do you do when you hear a group of regulars talking about how you've ruined the flow of the class and they might consider going elsewhere if you don't stop attendinglike congrats for you that you either never receive pushback or resistance from others, or are completely ignorant/immune to it. but i'm not the kind of person who will inject themselves into an environment and ignore the negative effects it has on others just because 'eventually' i might receive some personal gain
>>224037992apology accepted, but no need to reply twice
>>224037898>>224037609This, just learn something kino and hip like west coast swing:https://youtu.be/kI3KpdD2X0UThey don't know the song ahead of time, it's all improvised on the spot
>everyone replying to me is an alcoholic because the original discussion I was having was about alcoholagain, maybe reddit is more your tempo. i'd say facebook but you're probably banned from there and that's what drew you here
>>224028873I became Morbius, a living Vampire bat man. a batman if you will.
I have never been to a party of any kind in my entire life
>>224038020it's what's expected at a beginners' classyou're rationalising away possibilities because of your fear of dancing and fear of failure.rational answer is - go to one for a month or two, if they start actively leaving and the teacher has a frown and furrowed brow, then announce you are leaving because you feel you're the sole reason for the life being drained from the class of appear experts.then go to a new one for a similar length of time, and leave that one if required by state by-lawsand so on.each time you'll be slightly better, especially because while enrolled at the class you're practising the moves at home for 30 minutes every day, and trying a few moves in local discos/clubs once a week.it's easy to make 150 imaginary obstacles to avoid doing something you're afraid of, and they'll all sound fairly convincing to the one making them.not particularly useful though if you already said "I wish I had learned to dance"
>>224038082most of the ones i've been to were boring shit in an apartment we had to be quiet in and hosted by this dumb chick who'd throw up and pass out by 8pm. Wasn't people I typically hung out with but a mutual friend would invite me. never understood the people my close friends chose to hang out with (myself included) when they seemingly could fit in with anyone at all.
>>224037947Would feel a bit weird I think but could still be fun, sure maybe I'll try a retro club, can't know until you've tried it after all.>>224038036This does look amazing but also insanely difficult, I would freak out being that close to a girl for that long with everyone watching. I don't have the confidence or skill for this, it's like level 100 dancing.>>224038020>okay now what do you do when you hear a group of regulars talking about how you've ruined the flow of the class and they might consider going elsewhere if you don't stop attendingCould this really happen? How bad would you have to do? Most normies I find are quite nice to me, at least to my face.
>>224038113>it's expected at a beginners class that you'll overhear other supposed beginners mocking you and seeking to get away from youdid you even read my post because all you've done is solidify my stance of remaining a hermit
>>224038039never been there, nor on plebbit, though you've certainly done both extensively.funny how you're so wired after someone poking at your little habit.oestrogen really boiling up in you and you can't really help those emotions in that state. try losing a little weight
>>224038113I'm "I wish I had learned to dance" anon, this isn't me >>224038020 but this is >>224038122.
>>224038113>then announce you are leaving because you feel you're the sole reason for the life being drained from the class of appear experts.>do this a few times and you'll feel betterokay when does ashton kutcher reveal i'm being punk'dcome on, bring out the cameras. real funny, guys.
>>224038135alright, never mind. you're low iq and have several serious developmental disorders that mean important parts of your brain didn't develop.i was using your "worst fears" to paint a picture that it doesn't matter either way.keep talking yourself out of everything though, you'll go far
>go for evening walk >walk past group of ~13yo boys>wonder if they're going to harass me>one says "i'm super mario" >i say "cool" and we part ways
>>224038168Kino
>>224038122>Could this really happen?it's happened to me twice. once with 'everyone welcome' disc golf and again with a "no experience needed" baseball league.i'm glad you've lived a life where my experiences feel like hyperbolic fantasy but this hell is all too real for me.
>>224028894lol @ the replies to this post…THERE ARE STILL PARTIES I DO NOT GO TO THEM AND SEE NO EVIDENCE OF THEM BUT I HAVE BEEN ASSURED THEY EXIST SIRin the ‘90s you could walk through any town and see them everywhere. spilling out into the street. could just walk right in. >>224028873toonamiaftermath is always the last resort in such times.
>>224038122It will probably be weird and embarrassing but what's the worst that can happen? You will get a funny story to tell about the time you got lost in a boomer club. Maybe you can imagine you're one of those 19th century British anthropologists studying a lost tribe.
>>224038166>literally said "it's what's expected" in response to being told that others reject me>mad at me for believing it
>>224038153don't you mean jaimie kennedy? because this is the jaimie kennedy experience and you've just been X'dX, gettit? like X-perience? I'm jamie Kennedy - from the jamie kennedy experienceit's a hidden camera showyou're on a hidden camera show
>could go to a soulless, commerical huge ass Halloween party with a girl I know + her random friends (+ obviously a 1000 other people)I think I'll just stay home and drink alone. Don't even have a costume.
>>224038122>How bad would you have to do?all you have to do is give one person the ick and have them convince others that they have it too
>>224030516thiscovid, plus more paranoia + fear of strangers in general, more divided neighborhoods (racially) etc
>>224038122>it's like level 100 dancingThat's because it is admittedly, I'm not saying you immediately need to do that or even ever reach that level. But it will feel like you're them when you plus that cute girl who you've been taking dance classes and improving with over time go to the Halloween party together and dominate on the dance floor with everyone else there cheering you on. That Keerigan guy has only been dancing for 6 years, so it's not completely unattainable either although I'm sure there's some natural talent at play. It all starts with taking the first step and then keeping at it.
>>224038145that makes more sense.the "help me please but I'm going to ignore all real advice for the entire thread" goes back to the beginning of the site when there would be a guy doing it for 700 posts over several days and then still lament his situation.glad you're going to have a try. it all comes easier with practice, you just have to stick at it long enough and don't worry about making mistakes or a fool of yourself at first, because a year later you'll be doing it and be glad you went through that.
What do you guys think about Halloween themed AI slop?I have to admit I find some of these a little comfy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcKLm7wH1-khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpbF6S6wjTkAnd apparently they're playing these for dementia patients if the comment in the second video are true...
>>224038205go out and spend 300 bucks on a decent costume and infiltrate a party. no one on pl know who you are, they'll just say "cool costume breh"
>>224038292hahaeight hours longI think there are strong parallels between dementia patients in a nursing home and us on here.
More AI slopMidnight Manor III Haunted Househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar6VK-qjW3I8-Hour Halloween Horse-Drawn Carriage Journeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3isxd5KqK8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlygvFiAQwUhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ufoXb8PhSc8Honestly I would watch some of this slop.
>>224038174>i'm glad you've lived a life where my experiences feel like hyperbolic fantasyI haven't done a group activity outside of work since high school and I'm in my early thirties now. Wasn't that bad in high school since I was a cyborg. Praying it won't be that bad now even though I'm much more of a robot. >>224038179>Maybe you can imagine you're one of those 19th century British anthropologists studying a lost tribekek that would be funny at least. I just meant it seems like it would be weird to be at a club with married women as old as my mom, not that I'd be opposed to giving it a go. I like retro aesthetics at least.>You will get a funny story to tell about the time you got lost in a boomer clubTrue, I'm much less apprehensive about it than going to a regular club in my early thirties at least.>>224038237It still looks really difficult and seems to require a lot of physical closeness, I'm a 31yo khhv and I'm pretty sure girls can tell, at least they could tell in high school and college within a few minutes. What does a beginner session of that look like? If I have to get that close to a girl from day one it's over, I WILL spill my spaghetti, and it WILL be more catastrophic the cuter she is.
>>224038292my kids' school had a halloween event and the projector had an AI music video for a dozen songs tangentially related to halloween.heard more than one kid say something akin to 'look at that shitty AI video'
>>224034619i like drinking and meeting strange peoplei can't stand the blaring music though, and it's always the most mind-bogglingly niggerlicious garbage, tooi understand normal people for most things, but the music so loud you have to get in someone's face and yell at them to talk eludes meit's worse cause im tall and have to lean down
>>224038174have you tried sticking with something for long enough to become half decent at it?
>>224038399ai unfortunately is easy and cheap/free, so it's going to be everywhere. everything is going to look tacky and shit, from films to advertisements.it's more or less like the forced cubism and ugliness in soviet times, disguised as a technological improvement.
>>224038390beginner session will be learning very simple footwork at a slow pace, probably individually.simple set patterns, building up over weeks to an actual dance, with 3-4 parts to it.side step left, then right, then left, then right. simple motions done enough that they become automatic. then adding to them.make sure you practise at home afterwards, even ten minutes a day home practice reproducing what you did in class will make a difference. it's a bit like learning a martial art/karate.
>>224036832>We're all gonna be old one day so just keep LEARNING about useless shit instead of smashing pussy when you're young and virileLowest iq take
>>224036989>Not getting drunk and fucking your sexy cat outfit girlfriend and watching horror movieYou sir, need to grow up
>>224038537I know which webm you're talking about and you're a SICK FUCK
>>224038484Well that doesn't sound so bad, hopefully focusing on the footwork and dance will make it so it's not awkward at all and I don't think about my partner. Or maybe my partner will be a guy, a bit gay but I imagine classes like this will have a man to woman imbalance and it will honestly make me less nervous.I'll look for some classes in my area and at least consider a trial session if it's free/cheap.
>>224038292>>224038384More comfy than I expected desu
>>224038573What
>>224038683main thing is not to think of what others might be thinking, and you'll find you can focus completely on what you're doing.women love doing this kind of stuff, so you might find more women than men, of a wide age spread.another thing to try is pottery classes. lots of young/middle aged chicks do it now. nice way to meet people.if you ever wondered where all the girls are, they're at stuff like this.it's important to stick with it for at least a few months and be consistent. that way you become halfway able to do it and start to enjoy doing it.same with any new skill, isn't "fun" in the start. persevere
>muh dancing muh clubsNPCs or just regular spics? Who gives a shit
>>224038781/tv/ posts that one of the daughter dressed up as a "cat" with the two incredibly bad actors standing at the foot of the stairs telling her she looks like a prostitute.she has a whip too.from some kind of abominable sitcom or drama dogshit that I've never seen
>>224038844We're not all normies here, maybe reddit is more your speed.>>224038825>if you ever wondered where all the girls are, they're at stuff like thisThat makes sense actually, I have wondered that. I only see girls at bars or the gym basically. You can't approach them in the gym and it's difficult to approach them at the bar if you aren't chad. A class at least gives you forced interaction like school used to do.Makes sense, I guess its something to be disciplined about like how I treat the gym.
>>224038922best way is to just talk to them during the classes. ask for advice, ask how long they've been doing it say you're a bit nervous because it's new for you but that you want to get better.can be just saying "hi" and "how are you" for a while. then progress to asking how their day was, maybe they talk about work etc, then you can chat a bit about that and so on over the weeks.it takes the pressure off.talk with them without the aim of them being your gf or Having Sex, and level up your social skills.if they seem interested in conversation after a few weeks/months, arrange something outside the class so you can talk more and spend more time together.it can develop from there.if you're going to 2-3 different things a week you will level up social skills even faster and have more interests/insight too.good luck bretheren
>>224028873>>224028894I'm going to a horror movie watch party with my friends in an hour.And next year I will finally get a girlfriend! Wagmi!
>>224039069monkeys paw says she'll have a dong
>>224030067It seems I struck a nerve. Hitting a little close to home, am I?Based upon his post, it’s clearly something that he’s insecure about, and clearly nervous about her finding out, because there’s a possibility that it’s a deal breaker. You’re pretending like it’s a done deal, when it’s obviously not to anyone with basic deductive reasoning.I’m just being bluntly honest; no self-respecting 19-year-old girl is going to look at a 30-year-old who isn’t even with it enough to perform a basic life function like getting a goddamn driver’s license and think that he’s cool. It’s not cool, and it gets less cool by the year.By his own admission, he’s only gotten as far as he has through indirect deception.
>>224030576I've never seen that, and I've lived all over the damn country.
>>224029542>>224030174Wow you sound so pleasant no wonder you’re married with kids oh wai
>>224038537kek
>>224029578hire a car with a driver or just pick her up in a taxi, you'll be drinking anyway.then just spend the time with her, flirt, and fuck her twice in a row. when you spurt fast the time time say "was pretty excited after all that, let's go again in 10" and kiss her, fondle her, finger her.it isn't complicated, just mirror most of what she does and follow your instinct for the rest.
>>224029724you sound like a woman from plebbit.hes living the dream, and he's going to shoot load after load in her vagene.
>>224029931buy some very flexible shoes with thin soles, that's what I did. looked. lame as shit but I never wore them again after I passed the test. normal trainers/shoes are too thick to be able to feel anything and modern cars are made for women with zero strength and tiny feet, so they're ultra sensitive.for steering, just treat it like moving a mouse for a headshot, nice and steady and don't overcompensate.to brake gently, repeat out loud "feather the brakes", and tap on/off sort of as you lower the brake pedal, that gives a smoother stop.you need to drive every day for hours for a few weeks to have a feel for it, not one lesson a week like fags do.find a relative with time and a car, and go with them.
>>224030021escalate, and just play confident until you become confident naturally with timeyou have more life experience, use that, and don't be apologetic, just state facts and keep it short.nah don't drive, never needed to, might pick it up in a few months since I feel like going on a road trip and give her a winkthen she'll want to go on it with you and will be excited.it's all in your own head.
>>224039305it only exists in memory now, third worlders ruined it.i was trick or treating in the 80s and it was the best thing ever. had a simpsons style bag full of stuff, best was a whole box of crackajacks.
>>224039151I learnt to drive in 2.5 weeks with no prior practice, from, theory to exam at the age of 32 having Had Sex with Girls prior.i don't remember any girl asking to see my driver's license before I stuck my penis into their vaginas, maybe only police officers posing as prostitutes do that FOR YOU
>>224038292>I know they're AI, but I've been putting them on for my residents at the nursing home, and they love them. Especially the ones with dementia.jesus christ
>>224039726lmao chris chan, is that you?
>>224039726i think the idea is that you generally have to transport yourself to the place where the offering woman is located, which tends to involve cars as the most reliable method. i think they do that in places where people live far apart from each other, or when time is off the essence before pp gets soft
>>224028894I am. Just my cousin and brothers in law, and their spouses. Made home made snacks and sangria. Spent all night last night hanging decorations and stuff. Try harder
>>224029117My parents live in a nice neighborhood with lots of kids. Most come through quickly before it’s even dark in cheap costumes. Others drive around on those off road golf carts and buggies. Nobody even talks anymore. As if somehow they’ll be attacked, in an upper class private neighborhood. Pretty sad
>>224029596Did you have the bat or record? If not then deserved
>>224039798just follow them home and Have Sex.public transport is also good for Having Sex. buses, planes, trains.if she's young enough, Have Sex in her dorm room.it really doesn't matterwhere do you think people Had Sex before cars were invented?I'm revealing esoteric ancient mystic spooky secrets for you anons
I've always wanted to go to a Halloween party purely so I can dress up in stupid costumes again. I don't care about the drinking, the dancing, socialising or the sex. I just want to dress up. It's the one thing I miss from being a kid on Halloween. I often fantasise about dressing up as bigfoot or an alien or whatever and just running around at night, jumping out of bushes and scaring people. I'm too much of a pussy though
>>224040034Same. I miss putting effort and imagination into costumes. The few parties I’ve been to, most people just wear cat ears or a onesie and call it a day. If you wear anything that requires more than 5 seconds of thought, you’re looked at like a weirdo. I miss the effort people put in.
>>224040034>>224040080find a public party and make an effort costume, then fully act out the part.people will talk to you, tell you cool costume you can reply "I love dressing up, it's a ton of fun" and high five them.do that every year, and you'll become a legend
>>224034619Is /tv/ the normie board now?
>>224029578She doesn’t want to fuck you, she’s being nice to you out of pity because she feels bad for you. If you try anything you’ll get pepper sprayed and maybe even arrested for being a pedo rapist. Come on dude, you’re ugly. You can’t even drive. Know your place and stay out of trouble
>>224034619mid thirties here, I don't know anyone my age who still throws adult Halloween parties. The ones who still do are parents and it's more intended for the children
>>224037747Thanks anon. She's actually really great but it just doesn't make sense to hangout today. I'll see her in Monday and plowfuck her in my car
>>224036832>you’re going to be old and die one day so having fun in your youth is pointlessSad cope. Sad that you think people have fun to appear cool to others.
>>224040336you should throw a party for the children in your area. loads of bowls of candy, Halloween punch, spooky cobwebs, pumpkin carvings, and tours of your basement/tool-shed for some of them, where you can show them how you sharpen your butcher knives
>>224040393just got ound her house and help her hand out sweets to the ones knocking. you can watch a horror film or two in the process.
>>224029117It's more alive than ever here in Oregon.Last weekend they had a 'trick or treat' thing at stores downtown for families. I saw more people downtown than I maybe ever have.Last night things were crazy. People went all out with decorations, everyone was dressed up. Never seen so much happening for it before.
>>224035643Sounds like the only reason to attend a party is to be a nuisance and spite the people you describe for as long as possible until you get kicked out
>>224040857yes. at least that way you gain infamy, notoriety and postige.those three combined grant you offers of wealth and marriage.
>>224040770the trick or treat at shops is a modern "safe" replacement for neighbourhood trick or treating.not a good sign, I'd say. hopefully the house to house stuff is still going well. the whiter, the better
>>224028894>event in your areathere are none
>>224041138and yet none wants to fuck me :(
>>224041138I honestly hate this affect. Every year one or two movies dominate Halloween. Everyone just copies each other and goes with the crowd.>harlequin >Wednesday >marvel characters>cat ears and lingerie It’s always the same
>>224030893ive been this way for a long time, so other than the perpetual low level stress and depression ive gotten used to it
>>224028873I'm just going to the pub tonight.
>>224032444>zoomers have no idea how good things once weretruly is sad to see
>>224041277I wish. >that’ll be $13 for a spoooooky beer>plus tip
>>224041297it's only going to get worse as "the good old days" completely fade from living memory
>>224034619>I don't drink, I don't dance, I don't enjoy modern music especially not blared so loudly, I find small talk inane, I get uncomfortable after spending extended periods of time in crowds, I don't like being stared at etc.I don't drink or do drugs, either, but you could still dance, small talk and at least tolerate the music. Come on, Anon, you gotta try a little.
>>224041233i want to see bitches in skimpy outfits not them showing off their obscure media consumption
>>224041346>pub>tippingamerican moment
>>224034358>Talk about literally any subject. >Random weenie: "B-B-BUT DA JOOS!"Every single time.
>>224030893I have friends, but they either live in a different city from me, or the ones I have made in my current city live their own lives with spouses and partners. I'm too in my head to try and get a gf and pretty wrought with social anxiety to go out do anything in public. So I just sit at home, and try not to let the sadness get to me
>>224041385>halloween slut >quick sex, she’s a starfish >throws up on your floor >steals money on the way outVs>nerd girl >dedicates weeks to lore accurate obscure costume >rides you like a girl on death row getting one final romp >makes you breakfast in the morning and compliments your historical sword collection
I'm going to a party latter dressed as Randy Marsh but I forgot about the mustache and shaved yesterday, going to pick up a cheap one at Target and then just go
>>224040034go to a mall bro
>>224040034>>224042445or just go full cosplayer and start going to cons, there's a million of them
>>224041357and are replaced with media fabrications to completely brainwipe whoever remains.it'll be>things have never been as good as right now ever
>>224041421>schizo kike bot comes in 5 hours later with the EXACT same spelling every single timekill yourself
>>224042492>>224042445>>224040034How do you go to cons as an autist? I have no idea how to break into random people's circles/convos, so I'd just be a sad lonely faggot wandering around until I got bored and left in humiliation.
>>224041534>nerd girl >dedicates weeks to lore accurate obscure costume doubtful, she's probably depressed and will have ass something and then tell you about the cool idea she didn't actually manage to do>rides you like a girl on death row getting one final romp she imagines doing this, but the moment you get her clothes off she freezes up and lays there imagining how cool it'd be if she knew how to fuck>makes you breakfast in the morning and compliments your historical sword collectionshe also doesn't know how to cook
>>224028894I prefer playing vidya
>>224041534>nerdy girloh no no no no he doesn't know
>>224043134>>224043186Nerdy girls do still exist, the market is just flooded with girls who watch one marvel movie and claim nerd status because it seems quirky.
>>224029931muttmericans are so fucking inept it's not even funny
>>224029578fuck her. I fucked a 20 year old and im 39. she kept bringing up my age all night but in the end she got the D.
>>224043094just do a popular character and someone will eventualy start to talk to you about that thingi was a spiderman cosplayer and did it alone for years and ppl always came to me to talk about the comics or take pics (i looked good as a spidey, its important not to be gross)id start with something popular/universally loved
>>224028873Wanted to go to a friend's house and watch a few horror films together, he never got back to me even after texting him twice. Only other "friend" is now a substance abuser who I don't recognize anymore so I basically have no friends left. Don't have any family either. Not sure if I should just aimlessly wander around my town tonight or just buy some candy, stay inside and watch movies myself. Life got really fucking gay
>>224029931>anon driving
I get that the "everyone hates me because I'm 9000000IQ that sees through their bullshit" incels are annoying, but that doesnt mean you need to overcorrect to the point where youre now making fun of people for not going to parties on the autism website, what the fuck is this board now
>>224028894I went to a house party last weekend in Santa Rosa>there was no music playing>two trannies were there>another guy was dressed as the chess piece from TADC>owners had two dogs so the whole house smelled like dog>a bunch of them started playing MtG an hour inI drank a bunch of their booze first before leaving.the sad thing is that they're all probably at another party today and i'm just shitposting by myself here, as usual
>>224039151does she have to be self-respecting? he's just trying to get laid, officer
>>224043665Too many normalfags these days. Think they run the place.
i want normalniggers gone nOW
>>224037898>muh salsa dancing classesoh no no no no no noAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthe foids have caught on to this
>>224044475>the sad thing is that they're all probably at another party today and i'm just shitposting by myself here, as usualyupdoesnt it feel like all the "normal" white people have gone? I know I'm saying this a /tv/ poster, but it seems like every white person has to have an angle now, a political angle, or something weird, where has the average american male gone
What the fuck is the point of going to parties when I can mainline dopamine to my brain with drinking, drugs, and video games by myself in the comfort of my own home?>muh socializingI have my internet friends on Steam for that
>>224029117It's all down to the density of young families, old areas with boomers naturally see less and less
>>224038166>your worst case scenario WILL happen>wtf why is that off-putting to you
>>224037595nta but what if i'm an alcoholic incel that literally only drinks alone and has never been drinking in a bar or club in my life? what then?
Test
>>224034619they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>224039798idk was never an issue for meI remember remember my dad being willing to drop me off at some girls place when I was like 24 and picking me up the next morning. Quite a few girls picked me up for dates as well.At university it was really easy as well since most of them either lived on campus or nearby via public transport, or obviously drove on their own, so I would go to their place straight from the same way they do, and then get one of my parents or siblings to pick me up.I did eventually get my license but it really never stopped me or got in the way when I didn't drive for most of my 20'sA lot of these things are just barriers in your head when they aren't really tangible problems if you actually just want to do the thing, I took the bus to dates before, it isn't really a big deal, especially if they involve drinking because you aren't going to be fuckin driving either way.The people who must suffered for it were my mates because I would never be the designated driver, as I couldn't fuckin drive lol.
>characters you accidently became
>>224029596goatee and neck tie as a headband status?
