>>224028713Wrong
>>224028914Also this
>>224028713absolute trash for pretentious faggots? check
>>224028940Eggers is easy mode.
>>224030017Niggerbabble ? Check
>>224030017>LotR>Pretentious What? That's a new one
>>224030095pretentious faggot folding his girly arms and responding scornfully? check
>>224030162it is tho. contrived feel good emotionalism and self importance.
>>224028713Sean Astin is Jewish
>>224030190>contrived feel good emotionalism and self importanceThat's like the opposite of pretentious
That might be the most contrarian post I have seen on /tv/ this year
>>224030210
>>224030258Avatar posting is against the rules retard
>>224030095
I don't mind it as long as it can make sense, otherwise it must respect the source material. The black valryrons was some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Shame, because HOD is otherwise pretty watchable.
>>224028713It was
>>224028914lmao. touché, anon.
>>224030270>>224030164emotional faggotry relying on nursery-rhyme sentimentality; fuckin tears over friendship and homos weeping and giving hugs in a meadow. it's fucking cringe and pretentious. I haven't gotten into Frodo's fake trauma.
>>224030303Are you 19 or something? Did you grow up in a post post irony world? Is being sincere so foreign if a concept to you you cannot even comprehend it?
>>224030326are your parents siblings, you fake, pretentious faggot seeking for Abby reason to wallow in your faggot emotions?
>>224030303Jesus what a faggot. i bet you're the most insufferable person even in a room full of pedophiles.
>>224030345I'll take that as a yes. I pity you more than anything you miserable sack. It's not even your fault
>>224028713The Myth of the "Masterpiece"!!!these films carry an aura of self-congratulatory prestige, enough to sell a jewish agenda in Afghanistan in the aftermath of 9/11
>>224030363breh, it’s a movie about elves. take a walk ya fucking tranny
>>224030364It’s really not that deep, like LOT, but thanks for the fan fiction about my life. I promise you saving your pity for something that actually matters will be more meaningful than lotr and do wonders for your blood pressure
>>224028713It's 100% white and it's 100% embarrassing to us.>the obvious homo-eroticism between Frodo and Sam, which reaches its cum-drenched crescendo in Return of the King. "If I could have married anyone, it would have been YOU master Frodo! I mean HER. It would have been her.">Gandalf weeping and emoting in slo-mo as the music swells. Corny as fuck.>The figurative "Eye of Sauron" becomes a literal eye in Jackson's film, and it hems and harumphs when those troublesome hobbits get the better of him!>Frodo leaves with the elves, because his precious Sam found a wife and there's no place for Frodo anymore.Gay, gay, and gay. Also gay.
>>224028713Considering they raped his corpse in recent years and now CS Lewis is say yes.
>>224030448this, couldn't have said it better
>>224028914based
>>224028713medieval capeshitstill SHIT
>>224030303>>224030345are you actually okay there, anon? this is some genuine schizo word salad stuff.
>>224030521this! it is literally just medieval Marvel, you know exactly who is going to win, nobody of consequence ever actually dies, and every major battle ends with a CGI post-credits rescue, calling it considering this slop 'high art' is pure homo delusion
>>224030547I understood him just fine. you're just his target audience kek a pretentious faggot and mad that he's right. got news for you he's right
>>224030558It came out before marvel retard
/tv/ - quintupling down on your braindead post
>>224030584the entire internet is like that
>>224030579you're right, but you're missing the point. yes, Marvel didn't invent predictable blockbuster trash, they just perfected it. Tolkien wrote the original blueprint for formulaic capeshit and the movies are exactly that medieval capeSHIT
>>224030610It's a newer (relatively) phenomenon. People use to actually discuss things earnestly and would be mocked for doing this shit
>>224030584>>224030579same formula different costumes, it's medieval Marvel my niggah. cry about it
>>224030621>ppl would be mocked for disagreeing with megrow up you pussy
Does the alpha in 28 Years Later count as a black? Otherwise I think that movie was 100% white.
>>224028713>100% Whiteisn't Vigo asspanish or argentinian?
>>224030657>MortensenNo. Googled it and his family moved to Argentina for a bit after he was born but moved back later
I live like an hour away from Tolkien's hometown and people here think LotR is pretty cool but on the internet people seem to be under the impression it is the greatest piece of media ever made and humanity's crowning achievement. Where does this come from?
>>224031264Tolkien is the most influential writer of the 20th century. People equate influential to good. It really is that simple
>>224030448I remember when ROTK released a huge chunk of my high school class went to see it as a group and we took up like 3 rows in the theater, anyway when the scene of them surrounded by lava happened a classmate yelled "THESE MIDGETS ARE FAGGOTS!" and the room burst into laughter. I'd forgotten about that until just now thanks to your post, thanks for reminding me lol
>>224031338Faggots coming out of the closets have been disaster to normal male relationships.
>>224031389Movie always had a homoerotic undertone bro, or maybe we were all just young and naive and homophobic as was the style at the time. I remember in elementary school getting into a fist fight with three other kids defending my buddy because he wore a pirate costume for halloween and was wearing a gold earring on the "fag ear" or something. We should probably go back to that, I think we'd be better off.
>>224031389>NOOOOOOO HOW CAN THEY MAKE GAY JOKES ABOUT MY LITTLE FAGGY MIDGETS Have fun in the closet dude
>>224031298I mean it's definitely Joyce, Kafka or Orwell. Your books being turned into movies which have grown men soifacing =/= influential
>>224031447>Movie always had a homoerotic undertoneYeah, you.
>>224031447You and your mates were based what I meant is that before faggot rights movements no one would see anything suspicious in that scene.
>>224031490Basically every modern fantasy setting is a clone of Tolkien. And yes fantasy is still huge
>>224031490Only Orwell is influential outside the literary circles and he is a known hack.
>>224030195/Thread
>>224031689>outside the literary circlesImpacting your peers is the only form of influence that matters. It's irrelevant what normgroids think
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>>224031900MAYBE he is a based jew like stanley kubrick, who knows
>>224028914>muh pourkino>cuck plotlinecringe
>>224030303>>224030345>>224030414>>224030445>australians are awake
>>224028713The MasterPacific Rim Chainsaw ManSentimental Value
>>224033250We were awake 10 hours ago you spastic, Google timezones before posting.
>>224028713Haradrim weren't white
>>224028713Northman
>>224030162Hardly. Most lotr fans are fucking autists, usually /pol/christians who only read it because they wuz jews n' sheeit. They feel obligated to use it as a cultural symbol, they don't actually give a fuck about who wrote it or why or what his opinions of them would have been.
>>224030162Everything that isn't pee, poo and farts is pretentious to retards.
>>224034034that only works on a globe, youre asleep according to the flat earth model
>>224031486Nobody loves you tranny
>>224030621It definitely started when the pandemic happened. We're almost 7 years through 2020, and the coof absolutely wrecked the younger generations' brains to the point where their social skills have been permanently atrophied.I'd honestly go further and say that almost everyone's intellectual capacity, regardless of age, has diminished. Young, middle age, old, it doesn't fucking matter, everyone is more impatient and stupid now.
>>224030303Man what a loser you are. No wonder you never felt love.
>>224030448I think your dad is gay and then he made you gay too.
Nigger third-worlders shitting on LoTR on 4chan is the point you must realize there's something wrong with the show industry. The woke is a destructive force that must be culled.
>>224028940>Last 100% white movie>The lighthouseThat movie is literally in BLACK and white you fucking retard
>>224028713Hoping the Hunt for gollum will be close to or equally kino. Must at least be better than rings of power and the hobbit trilogy
>>224035416niggers didn't invent shitting on lotr don't forget clerks 2.
>>224028713Ford v Ferrari
>called out for being young>doesn't deny itevery time
>>224035867Lmao no. The Hobbit movies will be better than the Hunt for Gollum. The industry has degraded worse since those movies came out, and I'm not enthusiastic to see what they're going to do.
>>224030095>Niggerbabble what are you even talking about? are you incapable of understanding plain english?
>>224035416nobody is shitting on LOTR. we ARE shitting on hackson's retarded adaptation. if you dont understand why he's a hack you have a fucking double digit IQ
>>224030303this. you know which generation loves this retarded adaptation? the generation that was into fucking emo of all things. surface level friendships, fake sentimentality, it all checks out.
>>224036860It doesn't matter if the adaptation is different from he books, the movies were amazing. I like the books as well and can enjoy both without getting my panties in a twist like an autist. If you're talking about some other shit that has to do with the director personally or something I don't know about any of that nor do I care.
>>224036931sorry meant for >>224036831
>>224036931>the movies were amazingthey were feeble
I copied all the text in this thread and tried to print it but the paper just came out brown.
>>224036979Not enough trannies and niggers in them for your taste?
>>224030448>zoomer tries to troll
>>224036326I do truly pity them. I can't imagine growing up in a world where any level of sincerity is seen as cringe or gay
>>224035325show tits
>>224036931>if I pretend hard enough that the movies is amazing, it will become a amazingtruly pathetic
>>224033837>The MasterThere were somo filipinos in the movie>Pacific RimIdris Elba
>>224036306Jewish director
There are 100% white movies made every single year.
>>224035679How about I rape you, boy?
>>224035416Why is LotR some uncriticisable sacred text to you people?
>>224039171LotR is not uncriticisable but doing so (outside of comparisons to the books) is just advertising to everyone that you're a massive insufferable faggot with a political axe to grind and too much spare time on your hands.
>>224028713Middle Earth is cool but it suffers a lot from the fact that it's Christian coded, so it's morality is pretty gay and basically a precursor to Marvel morality. Conan the Barbarian is what White men should be worshipping instead.
>>224039519White people really do think it's the greatest piece of media ever created lmao. I can't imagine getting this upset that someone doesn't like my book about wizards and goblins. Grow up
>>224030162yeah he should have said a film for capeshitters with no friends
>>224039631Oh no. Anon outed himself as not white. I can't imagine not being white it must be constant torture not understanding things, knowing you're some shade of brown sub-human and not being able to do anything about it.
Does Robert "Whites Only" Eggers mean nothing to you?
>>224039631I don't get the lotr obsession either. It was fun when I was a kid, but no greater than any other fantasy work. As an adult it's mediocre.
>>224039825brown-coded post. Nobody truly appreciates lotr as a kid the appreciation grows as they get older.
>>224039769>I can't imagine getting this upset that someone doesn't like my book about wizards and goblins. Grow upHe’s too upset about having to be brown to even fathom what someone who isn’t obsessed with being brown is thinking or feeling. I hope he learns to accept himself despite his current self hatred.
>>224039853I am white as snow anon. If you need a full adult brain to appreciate lotr at the level of a 8 years old child...
>>224039896>an 8 year old can fully appreciate the magnum opus of an english professorYeah the dunning kruger effect is definitely more pronounced with browns.
>>224039864I am white, whiter than you in fact.. I've been to Tolkien's birthplace, it's not far from me. It's simply an observation that whenever someone considers LotR to be an uncriticisable foundational sacred text it's a white american. Every single fucking time. Is it because you guys don't have a mythology or ancient history or something? It's not even top 5 works in English literature.
>>224039968You are right, being sub-65 IQ like you is not granted to everybody. You are very special.
>>224040304White people have better things to do than criticize tolkien. You're brown like a log of poo.
>>224040343Why do dalits like you project their pooskin on white people whenever they are confronted with their inadequacy?
>>224040360>you're defending white culture so you must be brown!Holy shit browns are dumb as fuck.
>>224040405>white cultureTolkien is an English author. You don't get to claim him because he has the same skin colour. He had a negative opinion of america judging from his private letters btw
>>224036288 what is that guy's name that's into it? Elias? I went to school with a guy like that.
>>224040343Again, you're talking like it's blasphemy or something. He was a decent writer that's it. Also you're an amerimutt and statistically more likely to be brown than me. Probably 15% Cherokee and 25% Mexican or something
>>224034208Go outside.
>>224039602I rewatched Fire & Ice for the Bakshi celebration.
>>224028713The Sauron-aligned people aren't white, and there's a black Gondorian, but close enough. We got so lucky with those movies. Peter Jackson can churn out trash for the rest of the career and he'll still have my goodwill.
>>224040500It's not blasphemy it's just a red flag. If someone has nothing better to do with their time than criticize tolkien you can safely ignore that persons opinions because they're always brown, jewish or politically motivated.
>>224030303>>224036860>That face when you realize that 18 year olds today were born in 2008Lol and you desire people to take your opinions seriously?
>>224037614Little retardo
>>224039631The reason you don't like it is because you recognize yourself as the goblin
Basically the movies are goat and the only way to improve them is to make them more accurate to the books. Within reason. >undelete Glorfindel>make Gimli more like the books and not comedic relief. >make the other hobbits more accurate and not just comedic relief.
>>224040826true
>>224036491The theme in Hunt for gollum sounds more similar to LOTR and a lot of actors from the first triology are gonna be a part of it, could be good
>>224040826The CG was laughable even at the time. The pacing was shit. The writing was medicore (but the world building was good).
>>224040612kek imagine using feminine tactics kike psychological guesswork just because ppl don't like the trash you like
>>224040950>The CG was laughable even at the time. Wrong>The pacing was shit.Do you have adhd? the pacing was hyper-accelerated from the books>The writing was medicore it's considered one of the best written stories of all time so that's just like your opinion man.
>>224030162Lotr insists upon itself
>>224040633>Little retardooh damn how am I ever going to recover from this
>>224041017>it's considered one of the best written stories of all time so that's just like your opinion man.by pretentious, try-hard retards
>>224041059The way you usually do, with xanax and vape, maybe some estrogen too
>>224041083goddamn, you really emulate your mommy in every single way. no wonder your father is ashamed of you and dislikes you.
>>224041040>Lotr insists upon itself>published in 1950s>didn't get properly adapted until the 2000s????>>224041082You have it backwards. pretentious tryhard retards, jews and browns are the only people who think it isn't well written.
>>224041133like I said, pretentious try-hard retards. lemme guess you like EvanEssence, too, right? you think peak TV is Banshee kek
>>224041173this is kind of faggot who walks around saying, "milady" "milord", acting like he's so cultured because he watches CSPAN
>>224041173You're flailing. You haven't read the books and probably haven't even seen the movies. Nobody likes evanessence.
>>224041234I don't need to read a 1,000-page dictionary to know a formulaic blockbuster when I see one, the movies are bloated, predictable capeshit, books or no books cry harder
>>224041234I like Evanescence
>>224041234saying I haven't seen the movies bcuz I think they're trash is peak fanboy coping. I watched all 12 hours of stilted faggot dialogue and slow-motion crying, which is exactly why I know it's garbage.
Lots of browns in this thread today
>>224041296No you don't. The singer is a fatty nobody likes them.>>224041316indeed
>>224041316>u don't like what I like>u must be brownand there it is. the celestial cope. it isn't about the fact that the movies are trash, it's a chance for bardic manlet homos to circle jerk each other off. lmao you lost m walk away and find rope
Not a single person in that series of movies was white.
>>224041316oh shit, you’re using thee movies as cover for your white identity cope!?jfc that is desperate. you don't actually care about cinematography or storytelling, you just need a twelve-hour, sun-drenched safe space where blonde elves in extensions yell at ugly brown monsters so you can feel a generic sense of cultural superiority. holy kek that's pathetic as fuck imagine wrapping your entire fragile ego and identity around a three-billion-dollar corporate toy commercial. it is genuinely pathetic
>>224041545>admits he isn't white in the first sentencenobody read the rest of your post. Brown people opinions are literally irrelevant. If you're not white, chinese or japanese nobody cares about your opinion because your species never accomplished anything.
>>224039631HOLY BROWN
>>224030303>t. Grima Wormtongue
>>224030448>
>>224041663>nobodyyou don't have to telegraph you're a nobody, anon. that much is obvious. your literally scraping the bottom of the barrel and using LOTR as an emotional support blanket for your white identity LARP. this had got to be the most desperate and embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen on this board. on top of that, you're literally sitting on the internet frantically guessing my demographics like a psychic at a carnival, hoping one of your slursv and jabs stick. find rope asap
Imagine being a fan of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. Imagine your identity and personal world crumbling around you as more and more people take to the internet to point out the gayness and the patent flaws in your favourite franchise. Imagine spending your miscarried life answering those criticisms, only to be shot down by wiser opinions and by your own nagging doubts about the merits of Sam <3 Frodo and Legolas skateboarding down the stairs. Imagine all this bearing down on your fragile ego until you've nowhere else to go and must admit defeat. It doesn't bear thinking about. All I can is that I'm glad I'm not that guy.
>>224041807based! somebody who actually gets it
>>224041787>your literally scrapingHaha I knew you were brown. Fucking 3rd world trash lol.
>>224041855now he's going after typos like his mommy on her Facebook page. you're really scraping the bottom. sorry you're so upset, pussy
>>224041872>it's just a typo I'm totally not thirdie brown trashhaha ok.
>>224041888kek literally sits behind a computer in dirty underwear for hours on end using typos to get the upper hand in an exchange is peak basement dweller touch grass loser
>>224030303Anon this reads like edgy 19yo elegy, you gotta go out there and live man, feel things, you know?
>>224041905You're not white sucks to be you lol.
>>224041888>>224041855>>224041929>>224041938these coping faggots have to invent a pretend enemy just to have something to scream at while defending their gay pretentious slop. you homos are a spectators in your own lives and entertainers in mine. Keep dancing faggots
>>224041961better than being brown lol.
>>224041991>doubles down on the female psychological guessworkkek it is, but why are you projecting so much? are you mad that I and many others don't like your flavor of ice cream? haha
>>224041991>>224041362
>>224041961>invent a pretend enemyThere are literally niggers and other browns in here crying about Whites liking Tolkein and LOTR
>>224042280 can you point them out, anon?
Anyone who dislikes LOTR is a>Nigger>Faggot>Jew
is he like this because men are ridiculed when they display even a hint of vulnerability in brown countries?
>any mockery or criticism of LotR whatsoever>amerimutts flip the fuck out Every single time. You would think it was actual events with real historical figures.>It's heckin white culture!! Lmao
>>224034208you are too fucking online. the LOTR films were an international sensation and is enjoyed by fucking everybody. even my ultra normie parents and grandparents love them
>>224042739They're dislocated Europeans with no roots of their own. They latch onto Middle-Earth and Hogwarts as their pseudo-history, sad as that may be.
>>224042787
>>224042787there is nothing more normie than LOTR
>>224041017Back in my days, trolling was a art
>>224042327Gawd Damn!
>>224041316Yes. Truly awful what this site has become.
>>224043338>I like cum flavored ice cream>you must be brown if you don't like cum flavored I've cream like methis is truly pathetic and amazing at the same time
>>224041807The gayness is a zoomer interpretation because zoomers are retarded trannies. To zoomers, friendship is illegal, there is only sex. Similarly you can't have hobbies, you can only have side hustles, etc. This is why everything sucks now and all online creations have ceased etc.There is no need for gay hobbits to be real for peter jackson's lotr to be mediocre as hell with such doozies as "Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!" and "Men? Men are weak" as standout pieces of amazing writing, best in the world (according to the poojeet defending that crap itt).
>>224043412It's really unbefitting of 4chan as well. The only time I've seen cretins act like this has been on post-2016 /pol/ and a few isolated times on /g/ around 2015. My point is: how did the projecting jeets even find 4chan in the first place? And why are they so easy to have a melty over people pointing out that what they like isn't, in fact, the best thing ever made?
>>224043461true. if only they were gate keeping something worth gate keeping. lotr is genuinely not good
>>224043009>>224043517So what do you fags even like? Dune?
