Are there any female comedians you actually like?
>>224028711
>>224028711She’s right desu
>female>comedians>likeSurely you jest.
>>224028711why is it always about sex? so fucking dumb.
>>224028828Yeah cuz male comics never talk about sex or their dicks lmao
>>224028868it's literally 100% vs 80%. it's not even close.
>>224028833Now THAT’S comedy!!! Topkek!!!
>>224028925>it's literally 100%Not really
>>224028868The fact that you’re running from the point with this excuse means you’re probably a womanThe woman in OP is hot af though I want to see her blacked
>>224028711I love her
>>224028999Boring I want to see her ass
>>224028711No, women are only unintentionally funny.
>>224028958you guys think she's a virgin?
>>224029022meganbitchellYes she has onlyfans, yes they're posted all over the place, and yes, they are fucking glorious.
>>224028711>huge
Wait, that actually was funny, wtf???
>>224028711squirm desi lydic
>>224028711shes legit hot af
>>224029134Her face is too ugly. Plenty of beautiful women out there with fat tits and prettier faces.
>>224028711Made me chuckle
>>224028711Would
>>224028958What a fucking whore lol... You want to be taken seriously and treated equal when flaunting your whale bod
>>224028711>Think about my hot tits and ass>My face isn't great (but you're thinking about my hot tits and ass)Classic!
>>224028711Tina FeyKristen SchaalBon Qui QuiPaula Poundstone
>>224028711I saw one live at a comedy club last week. Her jokes were she is muslim, but from south africa, she quit dating apps, she is single, she wish her career would blow up, and that the gov should provide her a bf. No one laughed.
>>224028711Not comedy but she just described herself as the perfect woman. Would marry and dump loads into her until death. Her name?
>>224029022>dress like a slut every day of the year>get butthurt when people talk about your free nudes online>barley crack a few thousand views on your shitty femcel podcast>except for the episode with mamdanifoids are not funny, esp mid tier e-girls (not stacy). as a stand up comic, I can tell you, you have to be fucked in the head to some degree to a good comic. Anyone can WANT to be a comic, women usually try it out because they see the person on stage getting attention, and that's about as far as the thought process goes for a foid. But they're used to being told how hilarious they are by men who want to fuck em, so they have no fucking idea how to be funny. All the funny female comics I know are ugly as sin and fucked in the head.
>>224028711I honestly have a fetish for women who look like mothers. I know that sounds weird but I love the idea of doing dirty things with a respectable looking woman. Like a lady that looks like a teacher of yesteryear or a bookworm or somebody's auntie. Just a desexualized wholesome type of woman. And then just doing dirty things to her. Like the woman in OP having a homeschooling midwestern mom's face and a low key banging bod works me into a frenzy. Weird I know.
>>224028711Whats her name, cunt?
>>224028711name
>>224028828>>22402886890% of what average people think about is sex related.
>>224029715They might look that way but they've done incredible amounts of vile and degenerate shit to tens to hundreds of men.
>>224029583>no>no>literally who>yes
>>224028711>re there any female comedians you actually like?Joan Rivers. Its too bad they offed her for spilling the beans on Michelle Obama having a dick.
>>224029715Nah I get it. I really wanted to fuck Mary Cooper from Young Sheldon
>>224029696I'd suffer through her angela anaconda shit any day of the week just to sip her boob sweat
>>224028828women are only good for 3 things
>>224028999Isn't she mentally ill? I know that goes without saying considering the gender, but actually cripplingly mentally ill.
>>224028991Shame to see she'll never do anything else again but this gimmick. Can't even believe somebody at Marvel thought>Dude, what if we put Cunk in our show? She can be our discount Negan's computer gal, like Q in James Bond, y'know? Except instead of being a professional who acts snarky as a result of his skill, she'll be as retarded as Philomena, and incompetent at her job... a Qunk, if you willBravo, Feige
>>224028711In 2006 I saw Sarah Silverman open for Dave Attel and she was incredibly funny
>>224028711Chloe Labranch is my favorite. https://youtu.be/6NorTJ5kfbI?is=XEZpVT-bd3pKyjuP
>>224028958Name?
>>224028999She has such a killer bod.Why couldn't she be an OF whore instead of some artsy Youtube comedienne?
>>224029984who is it?
>>224030043Some NY trustfund youtuber who went off the rails.
>>224030037The average OF creator makes only 130 dollars a month
>>224030037she's legit retarded, bro. i don't think i want to see a real retard on onlyfans. that's just sad.
>>224028711Emmy Blotnick, Ruby Setnik
Patti Harrison is pretty funny
>>224028711Why post silent subtitled webms of comedy routines? Most of the humour is in the delivery and timing. Post in wsg and link to them with >>>.
>>224029940Because you're a piece of shit beta male with zero self respect, masculinity, ambition, or potential. You, and the "men" like you in society, are a cancer that should be culled to strengthen the gene pool. Simping fuckers, like you, is what gives women the idea that they're "equal" to men, and worth more than they actually are.Just kys already and be done with it.
>>224028711I saw this reel on my instagram page, I get a lot of women comedians and they're all hot and clearly but not funny
>>224030242some serious projection going on
>>224028711No
>>224030201>man with bolt onsok
1. David Sedaris
>>224030205>womanspeaking.webm
>>224030338Do hilariously gay men count?
>>224030279>call out the beta simp scum on 4chins>get accused of "projecting" by beta simp scumMany such cases.
WHO LAUGHED?
>>224028711Do we really need this shitty thread with the same shitty webms every day.
>>224030429I mean you couldn't recognize humor like an autist and just started projecting your insecurities on me so I'm not sure what you want here
>>224029134they're pretty boring, she just has some fat flopperssad that 4/10s get to be rich and famous because of retarded simp faggots such as yourself
Let's see the fat ass then ffs
>Sugar Gay!
Remembering when people pretended the “I’m taking you to prom!” girl was funny because they wanted to fuck her. And then they dropped her when she got pregnant and then further dropped her when they found out she completely lied about being pregnant and having a miscarriage
>>224030553That's fucking disgusting bro
>>224028711>christian soccer man with fat t&aname? onlyfans?
>>224030550She did a Law&Order skit that was pretty funny.
>>224030481>gets called out for spewing their pathetic beta simp trash>"I was just kiddin' bruh..."Every time.
>>224030553
>>224030550thank you>>224030063you were not helpful!
>>224030609I really don't know what you're looking for
>>224030627KEK
>>224028833>the reflection Holy Kek
>>224028711I was at Jordan Jensen's special taping. I like her and she's much funnier than the crowdwork/podcast clips that she posts on social media. Also, 90s Wanda Sykes when she was pretending to be straight is pretty much untouchable as a female standup. Her Crank Yankers calls are hilarious too.
>>224030553is the joke that she's gross like Bert Kreischer or is this supposed to be a humble brag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoz5yH1KvMM
>>224030671
>>224030553She has toilet paper strands stuck in her folds.
>>224028991Yeh I like qunk
>>224030201>actually laugh at her stuff>holy fuck an actually funny woman, this can't be real>it isn't, "she's" a dude >mfw
>>224029995Cute but I didn’t find it too funny
>>224030550>>224028711These women are not funny, men just find them sexually attractive, and these women know that because if you look at any of the shit they post on instagram they're usually a bit lewd and focus on their tits or ass. Women think they find them funny but they also don't because women have no real sense of humor
>>224028958Those thighsI remember Norm Macdonald saying he considered Elaine Stritch one of the only funny women ever
>>224028711that Erin girl with cerebral palsy.She disabled and DTF
>>224028711Melissa Villasenor for me.She isn't that funny but I like her attitude.
>>224028711there are no females that i like
>>224028711>I have huge titsPlease bitch
>>224030553Why is her butthole on the front? Wtf....
>>224030754that's a tampon my man, it's there to keep the evil in
>>224030754virgin-kun...
>>224030553Mournful pussy
>>224029955Yep.>cooking Hot Pockets>emptying piss jugs>cleaning bed sheets
>>224030450Feeds a Black cat some carbs, Black cat proceeds to mess up her meal. Talk about bad luck.
>>224030671A lady directed Joe Dirt. So that's one.
>>224030671American Pyscho was directed by a chick and written by a fag.Check'em.
>>224030627My thoughts exactly
There's a girl comedian called Brittney Rae who actually comes across as genuinely funny. She does videos where she walks around in public acting like a BPDemon trying to get their numbers, which is doubly funny when she's genuinely attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtLvl1sUd7o
>>224028711I want to fuck she
>>224028711What's the name of this comedienne?
>>224028711that's more than enough, some girls don't even have one
>>224028711I know this is just a goon thread, but my pick is Jordan Jensen. She's nutty as squirrel shit, but she's hilarious.
>>224031938Horny answer is Erica Rhodes, though I also think she's funny
>>224031967
>>224031989And Chloe Radcliffe
>>224031989Erica Rhodes is also based and a regular guest on Adam Carolla's show
>>224030794yeah i was upset too
>>224031938I do like her. I also like Lisa Gilroy, vic from game changers is also alright. No clue how Lisa hasnt been picked up for a shitty foid comedy like 2 broke girls.
>>224029696Kane Gang Represent!
>>224031989Her JonBenet Ramsey joke was fantastic!
>>224032341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZlTvcJaCM
>>224032196Why is she on the set of dubs man?
>>224028711Where's the body jokes
This is funny
>>224032577
>>224031469No, it's cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
>>224030550> she completely lied about being pregnant and having a miscarriageShe made joke songs about rapist magicians at birthday parties and having abortions at prom. I can't believe people took her pregnancy video seriously, the tone was a complete 180 from her other content why would you assume she was being seriouse. this has black pilled me comedy and how true deadpan humor is dead. you have to at some point break character and look at the camera and wink at the audience
>>224029751>>224028868>But I DID eat breakfast yesterday...
>>224030043Caroline Konstnar
>>224028711Nohttps://youtu.be/gjb7aXRsrOM?si=nariqp4cPdk-axIH&t=85
>>224028711feminists are very funny, they are clowns, could pass for comedians
>>224032124both are good on CBB. lisa’s elvis makes me laugh
it's difficult to find women funny because that brain space is competing with sex
>>224032829I thought women couldn’t be funny. This is hilarious
>>224028711Not really, but there are some bits that women do that can be funny, but its usually only in short bursts.https://youtube.com/shorts/adGQ-S9Evl8?si=OeZJwnWG8fiP9N6O
>>224033156who the fuck is john benet ramsay...
>>224031938She can be pretty funny, but occasionally she'll go on a serious bent which is annoying.
Seriously, no mention of Maria Bramford?
>>224033435yeah man that's all comedians, they all think they're genius philosophers
>>224030450Based cat
>>224033356https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramsey
>>224032001Why is there an areola on her face?
>>224033681why is there a DICK on your HEAD?
>>224028958>>224030023@msbeckyj
>>224028711Haha Christians bad hahahahaha homeschoolers bad hahahahahaFuck you
>>224028711Pretty funny but have yet to see a woman make a joke that wasn’t “muh vagiiiina muh period blood muh sucking dick”
Kerryn Feehan is funny but only when she's mean to other women
>>224031528I haven't seen anything from her except this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olcgrSspzjABut I thought it was funny and I really like her voice.
>>224034137Kek
>>224028711>150 replies>no dad's bloody Google history
>>224028711Nope females are painfully unfunny like yanks
>>224029696>>224032196she's huge now
>>224028711This isn't even comedy she's just stating facts.
>>224030279accusing someone of projecting is very feminine. You gonna call him insecure or an incel next? He's right, kill yourself.
The Jewish lady who dresses like a guy is pretty funny
>>224030658He's looking for you to shut the fuck up and kill yourself. Me too. Feminine little faggot bitch.
>>224035018Not a single thought behind those eyes.
The actress from king of comedy was pretty funny but only probably because she has an unfortunate face. Not sure if that's what's making her funnier or that she worked harder at her craft to compensate
>>224035018>gets peed on>immediately opens mouthkek>>224035229>Not a single thought behind those eyes.The thing about a whore, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until she goes down on you, and those black eyes roll over white....
>>224032001BLalLAAARRGGHH
>>224035018she's been marked. she is the cat's territory now.
>>224028991>Cunk>>224029251>squirm >desi lydic>>224029583>Tina Fey>>224031938>Jordan Jensen>>224032124>VicJane Wickline, and Taylor Tomlinson
DADS GOOGLE HISTORY
>>224028711Maybe 5 or so throughout my life
>>224028711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctPViK3LK-othe most ive ever laughed
>no sauceOP is a fag
>>224030450now THAT's a funny pussy
>>224030553Tell me about Lindsay Mullan. Why does she wear nothing?
>>224036374Yea, cat's can be pretty damn funny.
OUT OF MY WAY FUCKING SHITShttps://youtu.be/Yh0yAwSynZY?is=nLEz9Gg0g8EuvPuH
>>224031191Yes please! Yum yum!
A couple of Meg Bitchell's sketches have made me chuckle. I think Rachel Sennot was really funny in Bodies Bodies Bodies and I think Tina Fey is a talented comedy writer. Also I dated a girl like a decade ago who was unironically hilarious, very quick witted and a delightful absurd sense of humor, she wasn't ugly or anything like that but she had a big nose (not jewish) and a bit of a stick body so I always suspected it was just a thing she did to stand out as all of her friends were prettier. That's about it.
>>224031938I love her, as a gay man.
>>224034520for me
>>224030553would
>>224031191Those arent huge I would say they are just very big for her frame and size
>>224029639where joaks?
Where's the bloody jokes?
So I got raped
>>224029022This is not an empath. You never see fighters going “ow” during a fight because it doesn’t hurt like she thinks it does. This is a narcissist who is projecting how she would feel into the fighters.
>>224034520proof? wasn't she pretty athletic/gymgoing?
>>224028711only the slags who get their tits out, like natalie cuomo
>>224028711Her face is a bit mannish, but she's probably just German. More than acceptable with a stacked body.
ops name is Sierra Tothero.he is a fucking faggot gate keeping ass loser. i hate those types.i know them IRL and they literally hate themselves
meh she’s attractively thick, but i wouldn’t say she’s got huge tits or a huge fat ass. Very hot none the less
>>224032196>engagement ringExplains the weight gain, hoes are such a meme
>>224028991Generic ali g clone
>>224029955then why is their comedy only about one thing?
>>224031191I love Meg Bitchell!
>>224031989She looks just like Maria Bamford with the hotness dialed up.
>>224028833How did one minimum wage employee ruin her entire career?
>>224032196>>224029696https://youtu.be/a0xCpbcsfQE?is=PJJEG5ZTixWjYbE3MOTHER OF GOD
>>224028711Look her upNot a single ass or tit picture in revealing or tight clothing Dropped!
>>224030450Black cats are the absolute best
>>224028711yeah, because male comedians are so much better
>>224032126my cat would help her choke me
>>224028711Id tell you but I dont remember her name actually.
>>224028711Joan Rivers. The funniest women are actually not even stand up comedians. They just...are funny. They have a certain air about them. They're still exceptionally rare though.
>>224038277her name is angela
>>224028771She is but that doesn't make it funny. Also I have seen some absolutely smokeshow homeschool moms and it makes them even sexier.
>>224038056Why?
>>224038354That chick looks like the dude from Raising Hope.
>>224038354No, she wasn't even white and she's a jew in new York or something. She was on that show with the other slutty girl. Fuck I genuinely cannot remember the name.
>>224029696Based comment
>>224030429Faggot
>>224038431rachel sennot?
>>224033536I like her
>>224031139Her laughing face is cute
>>224030553Someone explain to me what's so funny about a naked woman? Nothing funny about that, I'm supposed to be laughing, not masturbating, if I see a naked woman I'd just get hard unless she's disabled level fatDo women think this is funny? Because it does seem like it, or maybe it's something they want to believe it's funny but they know it isn't
>>224038592Ilana glazer
The only comedian by profession with big melons
>>224032001Looks like a slut in denial.
>>224030794damn i got tricked completely
>>224038967What is that thing on her cheek?
>>224029134Have a (You). They're excellent.
>>224028833>>224028946>>224030686>>224038033Imagine Pablo posting in 2026. Get a life.
>>224032829She voted and will probably continue to vote for that.
>>224028711She has the face of a standard white father who doesn't do very much good or bad for her family and simply exists. >>224028999This is cute but then I realized this is basically just a feminine boy. I wonder if when I was in my 20s gender was this androgynous in modern times and I just didn't notice? Or is it a phenomenon that emerged as I got older.
>>224030474OI WAS ROIPED
>>224038998A mark of cain from God to brand her as a cheating whore
>>224028711>female comedians>the jokes are sex, my vagina and politics
Tina Fey is proof that girls can be funny if you stab them in the face when they're children.
>>224037878Thank you for actually providing sauce. OP is a huge fucking faggot.
>>224032126why do womemes always show weakness in front of tiny animals
>>224035018>first instinct is to open her mouthmakes me kek every time
>>224034453that's a given so nobody felt the need to mention it
>>224028711Sarah Silverman is actually pretty funny although I dont like her
>>224028711>female comediansOxymoron
>>224037179>t.porn addict
>>224041809She can make butter with me, if you catch my drift.
>>224028767Picrel is my honest reaction. What does she want to be funny for anyway? Let ugly people have something
>>224041809she isnt wrong about the colonial people thing considering the fact that i watched the whole thing thinking she was vic michaelis
There's two of them
>>224038184jews BTFO
>>224030061She’s in a wheelchair, poor lass
>>224041962lesbo incest porn when?
>>224028999Is she a transmale yet?
>>224038184Stand up comedy is so fucking embarrassing, the only special I like is Tim Heidecker's where he's making fun of shitty comedians, that is all of them
>>224041962Psycho faces.
>>224028711That was a good bit.Women are seen a certain way and she riffs on her relationship with her body image and social expectations. Men do that too.
>>224041809Why is she repeating the same jokes?
>>224028711I'm at the point where my brain automatically tunes out women speaking, I think it's some sort of psychological defense mechanism to protect my sanity. If there was a funny female comedian out there I would never know.
>>224042486
>>224042614She's a stand up comedian
>>224031016Ah yes, Norm McDonald, the apex of comedy.
>>224028711I'm sure theres a couple out there but I tune out women speaking after about 30 seconds so hard to say? Could pretty much just never even accidentally find me watching 30+ minutes of female comedy set, simply not on my to do list
>>224041809Yes, comedians repeat their routines. Dod you know they write them down and rehearse them before they perform them? I bet you think kayfabe is real lol
>>224028711That's exactly why she's hot. She looks like that one mom everyone in class wanted to see naked
>>224042784you responded to the wrong anon
>>224042474Kek
>>224038252 That cat looks pretty based aint gonna lie.
>>224030550>Caroline Konstnar (born Caroline Arielle Grossman)
>>224028711Yeah I am immediately hard. Why the fuck would you show me this OP.
>>224042474heard the cartoon - eeeeuurrrrrhh+hhHHHH of it stretching, followed by the Teewwnaang-ggggggnggg of it springing back
>>224042870No, not to my understanding. Why would someone post a repeat performance?
>>224043113I posted a clip because I find her attractive. It's the other anon who complained about a repeat performance.
>>224034496You know what also isn't funny? You supporting the destruction of the former British empire at the hands of violent third world invaders.
>>224028991She's not a comedian. She's an actress reciting a script
>>224043157>supporting the destruction of the former Br*tish empireBased
>>224039455smart post
>>224043135>It's the other anon who complained about a repeat performance.I didn't see that, which one?I thought you posted it to show how repetitive she was.
>>224043209So true xister... group dilating session later?
>>224043157Ah yes, the british empire,built on actually invading other countries, fell because of the immigrants from said countries who sustain its modern labour force. As always, neonazis/imperialists in firm embrace with reality.
>>224043231Shut the fuck up retard.
>>224041809Why is every zoomer slang just removing a word? > It's giving X vibesis something standard for ever, but change it to> It's giving Xand suddenly it's amazing modern language for the new generation. Fuck these people.
>>224028711That one hot cripple girl is pretty funny
>>224043512Pretty funny punchline desu.
>>224028981based pureblooded aryan
>>224028711I don't like comedians in general. They need to start being funny again.
>>224043196She began in standup
>>224038070Refreshing from the ones that sell hole pics.
>>224030037>She has such a killer bod.
>>224031191They are, in fact, huge
>>224031191I will now watch your comedy sketch
>>224028711Sarah Silverman when she isn't attacking Our Blessed Lord like the no good kike she is.
>>224043410Seething retard
>>224044017Agreed, Sarah Silvermann is number one, unsarcastically. It's like there was no woman before her. She is great, regardless of gender.
>>224042614
>>224028711>female comediansDoes not compute -- Comedian requires them to be continually funny -- I have never seen that happen, and I used to watch the Comedy Channel . Female Comedian -- Funny 20 minute Stand-up . " Hey she was funny I want to see her again" -- see her again a year later, She is doing the exact same jokes a year later ... then 5 years later .Female comedian -- "Oh hey she was funny , Look they gave her a talk show" -- Writing her own jokes she is completely unfunny , and it morphs into the man hating Lesbian show.Female Comedian -- Oh hey she was on that sketch show and they gave her her own show. --- bad sketchs with poor comedic timing that are all mean spirited that are aimed at the right ( Haha Charlie Kirk was shot !! ) So no I don't know Female Comedians
>>224028771Saying the Earth is flat is roght but that doesnt make it funny
>>224028711I absolutely would, but she's overweight. >>224028958Now here there's another fattie I 100% would.
>>224041809Comedy!
>>224028711This isn't funny to me because there's too many retarded women who legitimately think like this.
Most stand up comedy is badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6l11FaZw4
>>224028711That brown crosseyed millenial cracks me up. She's got 3 specials and never once talks about being Indian or a woman which is unheard of. I also like the ginger from SNL.
>>224044691stand up was alright in the 80s, then became dire.
>>224030242Jesus. You bodied that turbo-loser.
>>224044864Many such cases.
>>224028711Of course not. What a stupid question.
>>224030242Conan the barbarian, is that you?
>>224028711>homemaker facethat's what makes it hot, you foid
>>2240289990:19, oy vey
>>224045166>Conan the barbarian, is that you?WHAT!?? Who said that!?WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!
>>224045396
>>224028711Kathleen Madigan's fat old ass.
>>224042614Now you know the secret...
>>224043512What he said all makes sense but I didn't even smirk
The one that mentions Final Fantasy Legend on Game Boy and fighting God.
>>224028999STRIPPER MAGICIAN
>>224028711post a photo of her huge white ass
>>224037115Do you require constant care? I'm asking as a homosexual.
>>224030671Doris Wishman
tickles my funny bone
>>224042034>She’s in a wheelchair, poor lassThe worst part is she has a great ass.
>>224037324it's a joke your mong
>>224045761
No, HELL no!
>>224047535What do you mean?
>>224047574The OP question.
>>224028981White fingers typed this post.
>>224047625Janene Garafalo?
This fat woman on Louis ck special was funnier than him. But it's still not enough for me to go and look up her stuff. I think I hate all stand-up modern stand-up comedy.
