Why was he drinking warm beer?
>>224028648He’s an alcoholic
>>224028648hes british
>>224028648Lonestar out of a can isn't going to taste better no matter what you do
Beer is for sissies, vodka is for tough guys
>>224028648To make whatever he said inadmissible if it was ever tried to be used against him. Also alcoholism.
>>224028732Lonestar isn't about getting drunk. Its piss water when its hot as fuck outside and you want to put liquids in your body that causes your body to naturally dump body heat.
>>224028648Because it's the correct way to drink beer
>>224028648If the kinetic movement of atoms troubles you, then brother, you are ill-prepared for the feverish discharge that this liquid fuels.
>>224028648Bier is meant to be room temperature, chilling it is degenerate
when you hit this point, and trust me, i've hit this point. you don't just need the alcohol you need the calories too. you fill up on beer that's where the "beer belly" comes from. at this stage of alcohol addiction you just get all your calories from the beers and not from actual food because you don't eat
>>224028648being drunk made everything he said inadmissible plus, the dude just got it from the store. it wasnt warm
>>224028648you wouldn't get it
>>224028883Norks killed Otto Warmbier for such statements
>>224028648Why didn't he ask for good beer like MGD?
>>224029535The only good tasting domestic beer is PBR
>>224029535Because he didn’t want anything fru-fru
>>224028648A well chilled six pack is fine to leave out while drinking. Even as it comes up to room temperature you get used to the change and its fine
I'm not the biggest fan of beer but the mainstream brands all taste like dirty off water and only smaller brands actually have an interesting taste to them, where you can sip on them for the flavor.I guess that's the point, alcoholics just want to down beer after beer without worrying about a strong flavor causing an over stimulation of flavor.
>>224028648How do we know they were warm?
>>224029605Yuengling is great, but I like PBR too.
>>224028648warm beer is fine. its how it was traditionally drank. youll learn to drunkmaxx someday loser.
>>224029605>pbr>the fag beer hipsters were associated with for entire decade of faggotry and twirly mustaches and other homo shitkill yourself if you drink this or rolling rock type trash
>>224028648I would've drunk Lisa's piss
>>224029810I was drinking PBR way before that hipster association became a thing. Fuck hipsters, I'm not going to stop drinking it because of them
I'm drinking warm beeridgaf
>>224029810>From the glass-lined tanks of Old Latrobe
>>224029837You’ve been drinking PBR since the 90’s?
>>224028778>To make whatever he said inadmissible if it was ever tried to be used against him. Also alcoholism.Damn, never even considered that but that makes a lot of sense
Im 28 and live in Florida and drink Icehouse
>>224028648When you're an alcohol it doesn't matter. Past 2013 I always would drink beer warm because I couldn't be bothered to wait to chill it and it didn't bother me at all.
Those niggers forgot to get ice.
>>224030294That's the reason he wouldn't do the interview without the beer. And also alcoholism. But the main reason was making whatever he said inadmissible. I thought that was always pretty apparent.
Is this it?
>>224030440>I thought that was always pretty apparent.I'm dumb desu
This was the last good show and produced some of the last good /tv/ memes.
>>224030570Where does his wife or girlfriend/s keep all their clothes?
>>224028732LMFAOt. 99 proof schnapps/ liqueur drinker.
In my headcanon hey gave him very cold beers, room temperature beers are NOT kino.
>>224028841>>224028820>>224028648I've never had Lonestar. How is it?
>>224028648gets you drunk more effeciantly
>>224028648It's his day off.
>>224031559Its just light beer that some texans, like myself, irrationally think is better than other light beers
Better question is how wasn't he fat? You can't drink that much beer every day and not be fat
>>224031559Have you ever had am American macro brew like Budweiser or Miller High Life? It's like that.
>>224028732Beer is fine but american light beers are garbage
>>224031692You absolutely can if you don't eat enough. This anon >>224028919laid it out. You can avoid the beer belly by not eating a lot, moving around and not just sitting in one spot, and having good skinny genes.
>>224028648He was drinking at God
>>224028648Past a certain age a man without a warm beer can be a bad thing
One thing I can't fuckin stand is WARM BEER IT MAKES ME FUCKING PUKE
>>224028732Fat ass loser typed this
>>224028841>>224028648Beer is actually meant to be drank between 50 and 60 degrees F, mot necessarily warm, but not ice cold. Room temperature is fine
>>224028732alcohol is for faggots
>>224029770>WAT THAT YOU SHAY LAOWAI>YOU WANT BEEL>I GIVE YOU YUENG LING 月之灵>ORDEST BEEL IN AMELICA
i like gin :)
I like beer but as a soft drink to nurse between real drinks like scotch and tawny port. Getting drunk entirely on beer is awful and just leaves you a bloated tired mess
>>224028648Beer tastes like shit no matter what temperature it is.
>>224032454>to nurse between real drinks like scotch and tawny portDrinking beer between liquors fucks you up more. Hence the saying>Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
>>224032491I'm a 100kg Irish alcoholic. It would take me 50 standard drinks to become what most people consider "drunk".The last time alcohol made me throw up and have a real hangover was 5 years ago at christmas when I drank two bottles of scotch and 10 beers. I'm not saying this to be badass or anything, it's just how it is.
>>224032134That water looks rancid, no wonder that hit killed him. Maintain your pieces, boys
The scariest thing about my life now is that I don't even enjoy drinking anymoreThat was literally a lynch pin for my sanity knowing that once every week or two I was going to get comfy drunk alone in my room and have a good night. Now I do it and I feel nothing. Whereas before it was pure bliss.
>>224028648"What is this supposed to be admissible?"He said as he gestured at the empty beer cans.You company man, OP. Posting a thread, makes ya feel like good anons. Sheeit.
>>224032680That happens with literally every drug
We're doin' it, boys.
>mfw there is nothing left but something snooty
>>224030570Don't worry, he only knows that because Pizzaman literally said as much, he didn't think of that on his own
tomorrow we do it
>>224032962I'm doing it right now, though.
>>224032134weed contains massive amounts of phytoestrogens and makes you gay.
>>224031952Thats actual beer, not piss beer
>>224028648I used to store beer in my room and when I forgot to put it in the fridge I would just drink it warm.
>>224033565Hm. Kinda like beer. I enjoy both and now I’m gay oops!
>>224031894Frank...
>>224032134I look like that and do that.
>>224028648>drinking beer in a can instead of a glass bottle peak trailer park trash behavior
>>224034379>drinking beer in a bottle instead of pouring it in a glasspeak trailer trash behavior
i liek beer
WHAT A LIFE
>>224028648everything is pointless, the Satanists won, God is Saturn, Time Eats Life, There is no Hope. Beer is Warm
>>224031770You'll be horrifically malnourished living that way. Better to get fat honestly. Getting all your calories from alcohol is a good way to die quickly.
just like me
>>224031559It's mid. Shiner mogs it.
>>224034415was it a failed suicide attempt or just a mid life crisis?
>>224034440still have it savedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjVIF8x9u48
>>224032742One of the lamest things about this dumb world. I had a great couple months where once every 2 weeks I'd spend a night getting blasted on ketamine and every stage of that was fun as hell, sometimes even euphoric. Then out of nowhere it started making me sick to my stomach, even different batches/sources. Nowadays I got nothin other than a coupla beers that I actually want to do.
>>224034539tfwnogf can be pretty comfy when you don't have a dude in your ear telling you a man without a family can be a bad thing
>>224034816thats you being gay. smoke weed and play the Trails series, etc.
>>224034839well he's thinking about how the elite are eating children alive for ritual purposes at the best the whole time, so idk
>>224029837>I was drinking PBR way before that hipster>I was a hipster before hipsters! I invented the fads, I don't follow anyone!Sure thing lil guy
>>224029535>he fell for the GOOD beer meme so he pays triple what he shouldThe only difference between different beers is the temperature and container i.e. glass/can taste different. All pilsner tastes the same.
>>224035062you can get shitty craft pilsners that taste like every IPA out there
>>224032680I guess I used to enjoy it too, but now alcohol just feels like trailer park xanax -- relaxes you a bit, but fogs up your brain, makes you feel a bit sickly/nauseated, then you get sick the next day. xanax with 3-4 negative effects added. It's my least favorite recreational substance easily.
>>224028732sissy spotted
>>224034097
>>224029810I like what I like. Who cares what other people think?
I think the honourable thing for 4channers to do is to reject our autism, stop posting, walk hand in hand into the real world without spilling the spaghetti, one last midnight, alcoholic shitposters opting out of a raw deal.
left the freezer door open last night
>>224028685LOL
>>224036751I would nev...
>>224032134If I ever even slightly resemble that I am going to kill myself
>>224035791kek
>>224032134Airsoft fatty at that lemonade drinking contest is pure cinema.
>>224029605PBR is a go-to. Yuengling. Busch. Hell, Keystone is surprisingly drinkable if you want to get drunk for cheap.
>>224032680I still enjoy drinking, but after a fatty liver scare, I just don't need it anymore. It's a crutch for socializing better and having more fun at friends places and such, but now I just don't want to ever feel that malaise feeling again
Did anyone else not know that buying cold beer and not refrigerating it when you got home would make it go skunk? I didn't find this out till fairly recently and I'm almost 30
>>224028669>>224028671These are the same answer.
>>224034406>i liek beerhttps://youtu.be/Slt_x64ABVc?t=355
>>224028732Why not both
>>224032887>he literally got scissors out to cut out little silly beer-can-men cringe
>>224028732I only drink water.
>>224040046>I only drink water.were you mad when they changed /waterniggas/ to /hyrdohomies/?
>wake up>thread still upTime for a vodka/soda to go alongside my coffee.
>>224040203you know who else drinks water? liberals. i drink sparkling mineral water and the cheapest malt liquor i can find
>>224040213for me, it was rum in a McD vanilla iced coffee. although I did vodka in tea before.
>>224040257>i drink sparkling mineral water and the cheapest malt liquor i can find
>>224028732He's only drinking to leave a message
>>224039909He arranged them to represent the tape he saw, to let them know he saw it
>>224040289>rum in a McD vanilla iced coffeeThat sounds pretty good.
>>224040322>>224040341
>>224040364>That sounds pretty good.Not when you're rolling out of bed at 11 and using it to wash down 3-4 egg mcmuffins and shitpost for a bit before going back to sleep until around 4.
>>224040541Hello, old friend.
>>224040564cheers mate!
>>224029605I'm a Hamm's man
>>224028669fpbp
For me, it's Adolph's Banquet Beer.
>>224028648Warm liquids are better for digestion, and your body will process the alcohol faster. Bro do you even KNOW how do drink?
>>224042054THEY'RE TURNING /druk/ GAY!
>>224042063God DAMN it
>>224028648beer is a flat circle
CAM ON /druk/ERLAND MAKE SOM FACKIN POASTS
It makes you taste the bottom shelf beer better and he wanted to suffer through process of getting drunk
>>224028648every real drukker knows they came cold from the gas station cooler, they probably didn't even get warm by the time he drank them all
>>224029605wrong. this is the only good one, plus coors light is also ok because it tastes like nothing and is so unoffensive it's good
>>224030440You’re a sonofagun
>>224043582When I was drinking high life in my room playing online games with my irl friends in 2008 those were probably some of the best days of my life, when I was on break from college. Even now after I became addicted after 2013 just as I graduated, and the hundreds of hellish withdrawals and all the hospital visits that came afterward from ever kind of booze imaginable I still remember them as the best days of my life because I'm that sick in the head about that stuff. I'm sober now.
>>224043392In a dream, I saw the Eastern sky grow dark. Deep in my bowels a potent brap lingered. A voice was crying: 'Your doom is near at hand. Anon's hangover fart has been brewed."What chance do you think you have? I will find youI will drop my gutsAND YOU WILL BEG FOR DEATH BEFORE THE END
All that dick swagger you roll, and you can't spot crazy pussy?
>>224036593Why should i get to be a normie huh? Fuck, I dont wont to post nothing anymore. I mean, this is a board where nothing is solved. Someone once told me, "sneed" is a clever meme.
>>224028919holy grim
>>224030564Yes. Now bow to your queen.
>>224028669you know us too well
>>>224040365deepest lore
>>224040322I used to do a bit of the ol' Bombay Sapphire in McD SweetT. Shit was so cash.Or make really strong Gatorade (or kool-aid) and then make it freeze like a slushy and add some white rum.
>>224040479You're right. That doesn't sound pretty good, it sounds pretty great.
9th beer, 11 more to go. Last night it was 17 beers, and didn't even get drunk. This better do it.
Soon bros.
>>224046071
>>224046071Was this 24? He dated Chloe for a time. Also played Papa Yakavetta in Boondock Saints.
>>224046131>Was this 24?Yeah, S6
>>224028648Why aren't you?
>>224028648Smokes, coffee, sandwiches, fired potatoes, and beer. Simple.
>>224030771
>>224032962Noo alcohol this is like showing a cross to a vampire
>>224046071Wasn't he the spic meth doctor on the mexican side in Breaking Bad
>>224032436kek
>>224028732The only people I've known who preferred vodka were women and teenagers who heard that it wouldn't make them smell like alcohol. The obvious choice for men is beer for casual drinking and whiskey for serious drinking. Tequila can be acceptable if you ever wake up unexpectedly in Mexico.
>>224028648
>>224039909>commenting on a show he hasn't watched
>>224028919Why not just eat a normal dinner instead?
It begins
>>224029605Gross and makes me feel gross
