That's cum on her hair
>>224027714Why would she need hair gel in the first place? I love that movie but this is its most famous scene and it feels so contrived.
yeah his friend said "dude before you go on a date you have to jank a fat load in the bathroom" and this little fucking weirdo blasted his load in the direction of his head and facehe is an unhinged nasty fucker
Sarah Silverman was still cute in this movie
>>224027780He didn’t bust a nut on her head, anon.
>>224027857He was referring to busting a nut in the direction of his own head and face. You can tell because he says “his” and also because the cum is dripping from his ear the movie.
>>224027884Ah ok I miss read it, carry on.
>>224027714She looks like Taika Cohen.
>>224027714semen wouldn't do this to hair. it would never dry that quickly so as to provide the vertical hold. this is, frankly, ridiculous.
>>224027773i always wondered the same too. some producer really just wanted his cum-in-hair joke to make it to the big screen
You can't just be in the restroom cumming when you're getting ready to go out though. its probably not a smart move
>>224027780you also wouldn't unload the figurative gun so soon before the date since the residual semen would drip out of your dick during the date and you'll start smelling of cum everywhere you go.
>>224027979>HE WAS MASTURBATING!>HE WAS MASTURBATING!
How do I load and distance maxx? I’m already physically fit and eat well. I don’t want to mess with supplements. What are the psychological or physical things I can do during sex? I already last long enough.What I mean is I remember at the start of the relationship, and occasionally after, having unexpected fat long distance loads that I’d give unintentional facials from just missionary position, and my sex game was much weaker then. Now I can pound hard for 20 minutes in positions like mating press or lotus prone and it’s usually just a typical load with little variance
>>224028095>cumlet
you have to just let it riplike a volcano or something
>>224028167it’s not nothing by any means, and i cum a lot in the mouth, but when i cum on her i want to volume and distance maxx
>>224027963You're right. I had long hair in high school and I tested this when I was like 16. It did NOT work. My hair did not stand up. I tried to do the same hair swoop as Cameron Diaz and my hair just got sodden and flopped over and made a gross mess. I tried again with less and the same thing happened. My hair wasn't nearly as thin as Diaz's but I don't think that was the problem.
>>224027714ok but how did he get the beans above the frank
