>oof
>>224027709>Ship is tilted her directionnoice touch
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>>224027709Doesn't star fleet have physical fitness requirements?
>>224027709We humans focus on becoming the fattest version of ourselves.
>>224028220Yeah, nerds who wish they were in starfleet irl fail to realize it would be populated by the same people who are in the military now and they'd still be the nerds.
Don't they have Ozempic in the future? Is obesity a choice?
>>224028288Starfleet would have an intelligence requirement
>>224028335Not for red shirts in tos or gold in tng. There will always be a need for cannon fodder.
>>224028335For officer classes yes but every military needs grunts who can take orders.
>>224027709Are they using her to generate gravity for the ship?
>>224027709the worst part about fat woman is less about them being fat and more that they are socially needy.
>>224027709Always wanted to plap an actual big women
>>224028429Grunts who are in shape and not basement dwelling fat bodies.
>>224027709>And then said, "what if we just eat the tribbles?"
>>224028335They will still need to not be fat.
Neelix finds out his stew is missing.
>>224028220Probably one of those things with requirements to get in but standards go out the window once you are already in.
>these readings don't make any sense, how can the replicators be... empty?
>>224028547Miltiaryfag here. This is so true. I know a bunch of guys who just ballooned up after basic training. If you did, you were essentially stuck at your current pay grade/rank.
>>224028593Did different units have competitions with their fat guys? >oh you think that's a fat corporal? our guy in 3rd platoon is way fatter.And then they force feed the fat guy so he doesn't embarrass the unit.
THAS A BIG BITCH
>>224028335It's an extremely exclusive academy. You've got to be a chad in training. Its not really a military organization, even if that is a capability. Star fleet is mostly about exploration, science, and occasionally doing diplomatic shit.
>>224028429Starfleet isn't a military organization. Anybody who tries to militarize Starfleet is portrayed as the bad guy.
>>224028830Its roots are in the military that's where their ranks and general conduct and pomp come from.
OP's image is a shoopBut this isn't
>>224027709Why did nobody on the production crew notice or correct the broken console prop? The long flat bit at the top is clearly about to slide off
>>224028799so the opposite of the military.
>>224027709>Good evening, I'm trying to find out who has modified the replicators to bypass the daily allotments.>Have you seen anyone suspicious around?
>>224029242>pull your hair back as tight as possible>wonder why you're balding at 30
>>224028830Looks like someone never watched Enterprise.
>>224031102Or DS9. Lol
>>2240298182nd pic looks like her hair is slowly trying to make a run for it
>>224028830The United Federation of Planets is the overarching interstellar government, while Starfleet is its military and exploratory branch. Starfleet operates under the Federation's authority, focusing on exploration, defense, and diplomacy.
>>224028142lmao
>>224027709>I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with the Cardassians must be equally powerful
>>224029818>he thinks women go bald or are somehow at risk of going bald and it makes him feel less ashamed of his own present or impending hair loss
>>224027709>>224028142>Captain! The artificial gravity engine - she's bucklin' sir! She cannuh hol-
>>224032483You actually think women don’t get receding hairlines and thinning hair? It’s an instinctual sign of youth or lack thereof in both sexes.
>>224028830>Starfleet isn't a military organization.then explain why they have phasers
>>224032543>much lunger
>>224032549Thinning yes. I have seen old ladies with Biden-style hair, receding and fully bald, no. I would say any woman under the age of 60 with thinning hair needs to fix their diet.
>>224028220I cant even imagine how someone would get that fat in the ST utopia. Even Scotty wasnt as fat and he had the excuse of being old. Makes no sense that young cadet, or whatever this hog is, got to be so huge
>>224028305She is a natural plus sized woman. Ozempic would be alternating her DNA. Are you suggesting her DNA is wrong? Nazi!
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>>224027709Yo hold up my human
>>224034275>Emergency nutritional hologramThat's how.
>>224032827Most women’s hairlines have receded a bit by their 30’s compared to when they were 18 with thinning continuing as they age. There was a lot of noticing of women’s receding hairlines during covid and there are of course multiple contributing factors. Yea obviously diet impacts it just like men.
>>224027709>>oofMore like MOOOOOO!
>actress shows up to set 50lbs heavier than at contract signingStar Wars did it first
>>224027709haha gross, i would never!
>>224032566it's actually for heating coffee and sandwiches
>>224028706ASSAYUGEBIJ
>>224028799Explain this to me, hyumann: why does your so called "scientific" organization follow classic military organization? Why do you call yourselves leftennants and commanders and not deans or professors? Why do you dress in uniforms and not in white lab coats?
>>224029242it's not her fault. i put a baby inside her
>>224027709I love plus sized women
>>224034324>Nazi!Well yes but why are you shouting?
Weight doesn't matter when you lay them down