Actors who have names that sound like porn actor names but they aren't porn actors.
>>224027489Has she done anal?
>>224027626Not with me ;_;
Mark Roughalo
>>224027489Bryce Dallas
>>224028323>Emma Stonedi'm not even joking. it's a real porn slut who I guess thought she resembled the actress enough to coin herself as that
Dakota Beavers
Grace SwardPhalan Nicole KleinMorgan Alexandra FilleHannah HarrellCallie LembkeAshley Gracesi
>>224028323Faye Regan must look at Emma and wonder what could have been
>>224027489this nigga here
Dick Van DykeChubby Johnson
Pussy Pounder
Chase Infiniti
Rider Strong.
Marcia Gay Harden
>>224028447Jesus, what the fuck happened to her
rick moranis
>>224028460His real name is Eric Marlon Bishop
Amanda Fix
>>224027489I legitimately thought Lana Condor was a porn actress due to her giant breasts and fake sounding name
Sounds both like a porn star and a credit card
>>224029646>>224028610Van Dyke means from the lake
>>22402957189iq dummy said fuck everything else I'm going all in on extracting every single cent my body has to offer and ran it until the wheels fell off. She's the female equivalent to the 18yo who jumps directly into oilfield work, works 18hr shifts nonstop until his body can't handle it anymore and is completely burned out, crippled and has nothing to show for it because he was blowing all his checks on king ranch/TRX/hellcat shit that got repoed when he stopped being able to work 4 years in.
>>224027489Dafne Keen
Imogen Gay Poots
Cobie Smulders
>>224029918>I legitimately thought Lana Condor was a porn actress due to her giant breasts and fake sounding nameShe is so porny it's unbelievable.
>>224029571Meth
>>224030217Dick means penis
Mark StrongWoody AllenRonny CoxTom HardyElijah WoodVin Diesel
Nata Lee Herschlag
David penis
>>224031075do NOT look up Jane Levy's middle name
January Jones is so beautiful. Such a pretty face, shame it will turn into a crisp in the coming nuclear holocaust, or it will be contorted from prolonged and excruciating survival like in 'The Road'.
Honor Blackmen
>>224032471Elijah Wood, wholesome guy
>>224027489Piper Perabo
>>224028391>Emma StonedShe looks more like Emma Roberts to me
>>224027489Finn Wolfhard
>>224027626When I see a pornstar that interests, my first instinct is to search her + DAP. If I get a result, I’m down and I’ll even add a + piss qualifier. If there is no DAP I’ll search DP and DPP. If no result I’ll regretfully search anal. If she hasn’t done anal she dead to me and if she hasn’t done DP she’s not worth my time.
>>224032894I'd pipe her perabo
>>224028391Have you heard of Natalie Porkman?
>>224033496I have now
>>224027626On casting couch without any doubt.
Agnes Moorehead
>>224027489Jack Black is the gayest porn name
>>224033648Gay Faghausen (Jeremy Renner)
>>224032301what?
Mia Goth
>>224030140more like a mediocre crossover
>>224032503hi Elijah
peter o toolyou see both his first and last name are synonyms for penis
>>224031070no it means thick
Long Dick Johnson
>>224027489
>>224027626She got the role, didn't she?
Brittany Snow
>>224027489Megan Fox. IIRC her name was originally even "Foxx" but she shortened it to de-pornify it
Most alliterative names sound pornographic >Sadie Sink>Courtney Cox>Parker Posey >Lucy Lawless
>>224030140And her sister too
>>224027489Dick Warlock.
>>224029571Last we heard she was a street walker in Las Vegas
>>224027489She was hot 20 years ago
>>224028447Her boobs were destined for greater things.
>>224032301least schizophrenic wignat
>>224027489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hFbO1lEIJw
>>224030140i swear to god i cant remember her name at all
>>224037094I thought that was Tennessee Williams
>>224038344was hoping Don would drop a era appropriate hard R
Mamie Van Doren
>>224029918
>>224027489>No one brought up the most obvious exampleMeet the man with the blackest name ever: Tyrone Power.Rachel Weisz apparently also thought about calling herself Rachel Vice and that's a total pornstar name
>>224029646>when Dick Van Dyke first encounters Pussy du Faggot
>>224031070What about Dyke?
>Choke a Lingam
>>224032452reminds me of Tanner Buchannan from Cobra Kai.not a zoomer, I'm familiar with Boy Meets World, I just didn't watch ABC/Disney growing up
>>224032894she turned 50 today.go check out her itty bitties in Looper and wish her a happy birthday!
>>224038708what's lingam?
>>224031053>>224029918I dated a Chinese-American girl for a while who looked kinda like Lana Condor and also had sizeable knockers. I miss suckin' on them thangs, but me and her didn't work out.
>>224038869cool story bro
>>224038869How hairy was she?
>>224038822Hindu word for phallus idol. They worship an idol called "shiva lingam" which is a lingam inside a yoni.>lingam : penis>yoni : vajIt's kind of like the sexual version of cow piss. For some reason, we never even heard of it, but it's there. In recent years, Google has brownwashed it so if you search for "lingam", they don't mention the phallus aspect even though that's literally what it is.Pretty overly-esoteric joke, but imagine growing up in America with a name that literally means "choke a cock."
>>224038956>For some reason, we never even heard of itLol idiot.
>>224038966Good morning, sir.
>>224028323didn't she basically do porn in that one film by that deranged director you know the one
>>224038956>Chokalingam>"lingam = cock">a name that literally means "choke a cock."But I'm betting that "Chok" doesn't mean "choke", making this joke only funny to to bilingual Indians.
I have never met a Sadie in my life. Sadie Sink is a porn name.
>>224035976sounds like she should have been in a lez vid with Liz Vicious around 2008
>>224030217no it doesn't
>>224039040She got fucked by a nigger, yes.
>>224039067Or to intelligent English speakers who type "lingam" into any search engine 25+ years ago; hence, "overly-esoteric." You are learning, young neophyte.
>>224033192supreme taste.
>>224039107That Raven Riley and Mia Goth scene is kino
>>224032301two weeks?
>>224032894she looks like one too
>>224027489What happened to her? Seems like after Mad Men ended her career kind of fizzled out.
Odessa A'zion
>>224039507she couldn't act. being stiff and awkward just suited the character.
>>224038822>>224038956ling ma balls
>>224039555Guess that explains her wooden performance in X-Men First Class. She looked good, but that was about it.
>>224039555>>224039621>something something, "stiff">yada yada, "give her a wooden performance" etc.
>>224029571She got kicked out from porn for being too fucked up even by their standards and ended like one of the meth mole people in Vegas
>>224039928I thought she only fucked her bf in their bedroom, since all her videos are with the same guy
>>224027489Roger Moore
>>224040768Fun fact, that guy is a fan of the fantastic indie rock band Pinback, I'm enough of a fag to notice that he is wearing a Pinback shirt in at least two of her scenes
>>224041275damn thats based
>>224041349He's also wearing a Pinback shirt in their Kassem G interview and I can't believe that fact occupies a space somewhere in my memory
>>224041469damn he really loves pinback. As do I
>>224041275>tfw you recognize obscure local band being played in an eastern european teenage ballet dancer whipping porn
