>so, anon>*PFFFT*>so uh, anon, we were wondering- aha, we were wondering>what your plans were for this huge halloweekend>you partying at day or at night? w- ahahaha>*pffffffffft*>so what costume is your girlfriend wearing?how do you respond without sounding like a incel sperg?
Halloween Parties!
>>224025911Mum, the weird skitzo officer poster anon is back!Post something new ya freakazoid!
A girl invited me over tonight but I'm just getting day drunk and emulating old SNES games. I'm probably going to fall asleep before 8pm
>>224025928I'm a new relapsed alcoholic. I honestly can't go anywhere. I can bring that up in a work consruct
>>224025911I'm gonna dress as the wall and terrify women
>>224025988Only with AA & you 4chan. I appreciate your fellowship
>>224026017save your money and just go as yourself, result will be the same anyway
>>224026085white male hands typed this post
>>224025928Never been to one. I’m almost 30
Ignore them and report the incident to HR verbatim
>>224025911Pam and Jim weren't bullies, they messed with dwight because he was an asshole.There were plenty of people in this office that were super easy to bully in a mean way and they never did that
>>224026750It's hot. Even the prudes mark out. I'm too old
>>224025911I just lie so I fit in
>>224026802They knew everyone else had an inate victim card to play like the old fat woman, the old obese black, the senile old white, the brown fat chick, the obese retarded white, and so on. Dwight, Ryan, and Andy were the socially acceptable targets of Jim’s bullying. Office fun can only be had on Jim’s terms. The minute Andy or Michael want to bring some fun to the office, Jim treats it as lame and cringe. Meanwhile office olympics was gayer than anything either of those guys did. John Krazinski is very similar in real life.
>>224025911couldve sworn i had these shitty threads filtered
>>224027033The worst kind of guy
>>224027033You solved three captchas to post this?
>>224027033Good bump
>>224026802They constantly fucked with Andy whose greatest crime wasActually I can't even remember anything besides him telling bad jokes
>>224025911Easy one. I wouldn't say anything at all, I'd just self immolate a few seconds before all my timed explosives went off around the office. Jim can't laugh without his tongue and Pam, well she can take that look off her face by simply not having a face anymore.
>>224027247Andy tried to be nice and positive. Jim saw his coworkers liking him and that was a threat to Jim’s popularity and fragile ego. Add to that a good education and musical talents which Jim lacked, he saw no choice but to belittle him and ruin his social standing. Dwight was the better salesman and had numerous skills, knowledge, and self sufficiency in the form of a beet farm. What did Jim have besides sarcastic quips? Height? Dwight matched him there as well? Athleticism? Maybe in middle school, Jimbo.
>>224027247He was an annoying faggot
>>224025911I just walk past them. I come to work to make money, and I am friendly with people but if they're one of those lonely weirdos that care about work gossip because that's all they got going on in life I just ignore em.
