>>224024779
It was Kino and I want a sequel. Hopefully critics will lose their memejobs in the near future.

all I remember from this was Anakin vs Mace Windu in the colosseum and him robbing a bank or something

>>224024779

I never understood how it's a bad movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcM7jrRBMzY

yo Jumper was the bomb

>>224024779
That number drops to 5% if you've read the books. David is a pussy in the movie compared to the books. He literally tortures terrorists to death in the book.

I liked him jumping around. The roastie was also cute tho.

>>224024779
Maybe it's not 15% bad, but it is a bad movie and I will never understand how anyone could like it.

>>224024779
goat film

>>224025672
fun, spectacle, really great shooting on location.

>>224024779
As a general rule you can't trust rt for any pre 2015 movie
Def a fun film tho

>>224024779
That's too high.
It's a fucking atrocious movie.

Jumper and Push were underrated. That flick In Time was just aight tho.

>>224025802
Why don't they make movies like this anymore?

>>224025816
because you torrent everything

>>224025773
rewatch it with no one else in the room. keep in mind you are not being judged, you are allowed to enjoy pleasant things (catchy pop songs, salty snack foods).

then come back to my thread with your ACTUAL opinion. you're not impressing anyone, anon.

>>224025840
I actually leech of other's subscriptions

>>224025840
they always made bank, though. they really were just movies everyone went to see. aXXo didn't take that away from them.

>>224024779
12-year-old boy kino, especially the first act

>>224025816
Does Project power count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw1vQgVaYNQ
What about Zoom from 2006? Or "we can be heroes" from Robert Rodriguez?

>>224024779
Made me think of bleach and flash step. I saw this in theaters.

I liked it, but i wish they didn't go for that generic trope of
>le secret ancient organisation hellbent against the protagonist's faction

>>224025250
That would be considered racist and problematic today.

>>224024779
>review-bombed 00's stylish millenislop
Still rather watch this than the past 15 years worth of oscar best picture winners

>>224024779
4chan’s favorite flick of 2011

>>224024779
wtf is that poster? he jumped off the Eifel Tower and landed on the sphinx?

>>224024779
Cool concept and had a couple badass scenes, but didn't do enough with it and the jumping combat. That other jumper was cooler, they should have used him.

One of these movies that make teenage dream of having the same power as the protagonist

>>224026345
that's a weird comparison, but i get you.
it's a movie about powers and a faction trying to stop them, but it does come off more like a shounen anime than a superhero comic.

>>224027842
i feel like we got just enough, tbqh. i'm sure the book had way more, but this was back when they'd adapt a book into a 90-minute feature film (not some Netflix miniseries).

it is pretty funny they reference other Jumpers and Paladins, then there are two Jumpers and (really) only one Paladin. but it keeps things tight. there wasn't that scene where they introduce the GIRL jumper and the HACKER jumper, and they each get their own action scene.

Bad guys are called Paladins. Yeah, fuck off.

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>>224028826
>Paladins can only be Lawful Good!

stfu. it is EXPLICITLY stated they were Inquisitors.

>>224025842
You are brown, aren't you

>>224029589
no, red
(not Mexican/Native American, just Caucasian with high blood pressure)

>>224025802
Was that the one with J Tim?

>>224025250
>ACKSHUALLY, you'd hate it if you read the book!
Yeah that's why I don't read books, fuckin nerd

>>224025840
yeah but its from 2008

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>>224024779
Its a good movie, it should have been a huge hit and Hayden would have had a big post-Star Wars acting career, but Jumper bombed and casting people stayed away from casting Hayden in anything big because "everyone is just gonna see Anakin Skywalker in every role he does"

>>224024779
rottentomatoes is literally designed so that movies released before it trend downward and movies released after trend upward. Middling reviews from before rottentomatoes are negative and middling reviews after were positive.

The entire website is bullshit. letterboxd is bullshit too of course.

>>224025773
?

>>224024779
this movie is terrible

>>224025802
The Sorcerer's Apprentice falls into this genre as well, doesn't it?

>>224030361
Yeah.

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>>224024779

>>224025250
>He literally tortures terrorists to death in the book.
cringe shabboz goy, if i was in his shoes i'd torture politicians

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>>224024779
>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.
>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.
>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.
>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.
>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.

>>224025802
Push was great. Jumper was garbage.

>>224024779
hayden can’t act he’s legitimately the worst actor to make over $1 million in the history of hollywood he’s never delivered a line that wasn’t wooden and obviously acted

>>224024890
Didnt know Merle was in this


He was also in a B horror movie, Slyther or something

Such a comfy actor

>>224033547
nobody talks about push because nobody saw it
jumper stayed in people's minds and even had comics and a game
>>224025250
funny you mention the books, it's been long enough that they can do a sequel that meshes books 2 and 3 together (i'm ignoring the youtube series) so we get davey's wife and daughter jumping as well
need a new villain though, maybe a cameo from diane lane

>>224031986
i want to go back

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All movies featuring people with powers are either established superhero franchises or deconstructionist "power corrupts" type movies
You just don't get ones like Jumper anymore