Out in the open
>>224022323
>>224022323Students, protect your Malfoid threads.
>>224022323It seems our superiority has bred envy
>>224022323Total janny deathHeil Salazar! Heil Slytherin!
>>224022323I want her to have a minor breakdown in the third book when she sees Harry plummet down when the dementors attack the quidditch match, and then still dress up as one to tease Harry because that's her way of fighting down her feelings and rationalising away her budding crush.
If we get banned for making threads we post Malfoid across the boardsWe're Slytherins not huffletroons
>>224022868then that's where the first kiss happens. She tires to mock him pretending to dementor kiss him, trips on her robes then faceplants on his lips
>>224022323>snoggingnormally i laugh at weird british slang terms like this, but it would be way too cute to laugh at if malfoid said it
>>224022898>first kiss at Yule Ball>last kiss before the maze and Lucius Malfoy appearing in the graveyard
What would Malfoid's boggart be?
>>224022973Lucius telling her she should have been a son and he’s ashamed of her.
>>224022898That's too anime-esque. At that point might as well give Harry a nosebleed before Malfoid gorilla punches him into the sky.
>>224022973>her boggart is just "herself but as a modern muggle foid"kinoI hate real women so much
>>224022323Don't be a fagBin the tranny flag
>>224022973Harry friendzoning her.
>>224022803Why does she have lipstick on her face?
>>224022998I think it works
>>224022973https://youtu.be/JpImWxG4mpkLucius seething at the boggart is a nice addition
>>224023056She kissed Harry so much, some of her lipstick got on his lips, too.
>>224022973Werewolves would be an interesting one>Malfoy is worried there are werewolves in the firbiden first during the first movie>hint about Lupin given his fear is the moon>sees study of magical creatures as beneath her>he was uncomfortable around the werewolf in book 7
>>224022973its a wild concept that the school forces you to expose your biggest fear to everyone
>>224023056She kissed him so hard her lipstick spread on his lips. >>224022803Narcissa being the supportive one is a nice twist. >begins showing Harry pics of Malfoid as a baby
>>224023056harry kissed her on her face
>>224023122>be me, 3rd year hogwarts student>cabinet opens>a huge jew walks out rubbing his hands together while muttering about destroying the goyim
>>224023112>forbidden forest>>224023122I assume boggarts have a limit, though Neville getting bullied by Snape was pretty fucked up>I'm this child's biggest fear and he's going to fucking pay for it
>>224023112“What say you, Draconia?” asked Voldemort, and though his voice was quiet, it carried clearly through the catcalls and jeers. “Will you babysit the cubs?”The hilarity mounted; Draconia Malfoid looked in terror at her father, who was staring down into his own lap, then caught her mother’s eye. She shook her head almost imperceptibly, then resumed her own deadpan stare at the opposite wall.
MALFOID IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6tAajsc9PY
>>224023124>Narcissa being the supportive one is a nice twist.
ATTENTION OUR SHOW IS BACK ONhttps://youtu.be/ZA6qrg76tp8?si=tWEQzTU-2JXBXqJW
SIXTY MUDBLOODS>>224022525Book 5 is probably the one that would have to have the most changes, because there the story has some strict limiting factors of when romantic developments can happen.The first three books would have to be more or less full bitter rivals territory like canon. In book 6 they would be pretty much straight up enemies because of the assassination plot and death eater suspicious respectively and the ministry battle's aftermath in book 5, also by the sectumsempra scene happens it needs enough background context to be a massive tragedy. Finally, by the end of book 7 they need to feel strongly enough to fight Voldemort together.That pretty much leaves only books 4 and 5 (and maybe a little bit in 3) available for the relationship to go from hostile to unclear to love. The biggest logistical problem aside from the dynamic between them in book 5 needing significant changes compared to canon is how to handle Lucius appearing in the graveyard in book 4.I guess it could be explained by it being ambiguous whether he's under Imperio or otherwise compelled or not, both at the graveyard and during Voldemort's first war. Also one could make the case that after hearing Big Baldy is back, Malfoid finds that being his symphatizer isn't as fun anymore considering him being back means it's only a matter of time before he either comes back to take revenge on the Malfoys for Lucius' previous betrayal or to press them into service again, depending on what the truth about being under Imperio is, but it's bad news either way.
>>224023122>Pansy's turn>turns into her uncle who takes his belt off
>>224022323What were brooms doing in the snog closet?
>>224022973>laysTHEY WOULD BE WALKERS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>224023193he's really dragging this shit out
>>224023213His relationship with Ginny was only the end of book 5 tbf. Turning it to book 4 (Yule Ball to the graveyard) gives them the same amount of time. Book 6 would be interesting since Malfoid is after Dumbledore not Harry, you could change it so they're both in slughorns party. It makes the sectumsempra scene more tragic too
>>224023193ew. he lost his touch.basically wes anderson post budapest
>>224023213book 3 starting some attracting, book 4 is the main thing. Yule Ball, they're together, than the maze happens. Blow up because of her dad. Book 5 they're icy to each other. 6 is the worst.
>>224023193Is odd that his Harry isn't Radcliffe anymore
>>224023272they're called chips not crisps
>>224022821>>224023053Is there any way to report this to the mods anymore? It's actually kind of bullshit how one redditor gets to terrorize an entire board. And I guarantee he's going to throw me a 30-day ban for this comment alone.
>>224023333YOU DARE?! YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!!
>>224023352The leftist tranny spamming? Just ignore him. He can't stop Malfoid posting
>>224023331AI generation issues and to prevent possible takedowns
>>224023331copyright stuff, hard for generation. I prefer it be original but the new model is ugly as fuck. Hermione looks more book accurate though
>>224023396This Malfoid is a bit unhinged, but she's adorable when she is not schizo-ing out
>>224023422She's my fav
>>224023422>>224023432
>>224023396>>224023416>>224023432>>224023445>r63 waifu but with AI sloppathis is some low quality horse shit.
>>224023296>His relationship with Ginny was only the end of book 5 tbf. Turning it to book 4 (Yule Ball to the graveyard) gives them the same amount of time.That isn't exactly a good thing, considering Harry x Ginny is pretty widely disliked for several reasons. And that's before even taking into consideration that their relationship didn't start out being very hostile for multiple books and didn't go through even worse lows in book 6 (although seeing Ginny dating Dean Thomas is even worse than almost fighting each other to the death in the girls bathroom or having your love interest join the Death Eaters but that didn't stop canon Harry, what the fuck mate)
>>224023505go get drunk somewhere else unc.nobody cares about your real """art."""
>>224023213Book 3 is “maybe we’re not so different after all.” Maybe have Malfoy tell Harry about Sirius Black? He is her cousin; canon Draco hints he knows about it but is just a dick.Book 4 I guess you could make it ambiguous if Lucius shows up or not.Book 5 is interesting because I’d argue you have to totally excise the canon plot for Malfoy. Draco was basically Umbridge’s thug and go-boy. I don’t see Malfoid wanting to do that. Plus, if you want to preserve the book 6 canon storyline, this book could be a high point in their relationship right before the low of year 6.>Malfoy hates Umbridge and tries to screw her over by feeding info to Harry, gets caught up at the end, goes to DoM and is “captured” by Lucius, disappears for rest of year >offscreen she’s forced into her book 6 plot by Bella and Voldemort
Why are most of the AI gens all soppy romantic stuff that is catered towards girls and women? Are people trying to push this to them? In other words if you were to expand this into a movie, what percentage of that movie would you want to be of romantic content as opposed to actual action and of course her acting like the brat she is supposed to be? And yes the gens have changed, people initially were doing the brat sequences, of her being mean but the "yearning" was still there.
>>224023532Just stop eating shit, you retarded brown animal.
>>224023538its a love story for straight white men
>>224023506Ginny and Harry barely have any interactions where Malfoid would be interacting with him from book 1. It only turns romantic later but they do have a stronger relationship
>>224023538Maybe the training data was mostly Korean drama and telenovela instead of Romeo and Juliet.
>>224023545feel free to enjoy all the great content made by hollywood unc.I don't particularly like watching two gay dudes fucking each other every 5 minutes but hey, if that's your thing.. enjoy it I guess.
>>224023538AI is accessible, and because it's accessible to the masses you have people generating their own fantasy version instead of stuck up bitchy Malfoy.
>>224023580
>>224023538it's mostly made with Chinese AIs because they are cheaper and so you get lots of "asian drama" vibes from it.
AI videos are just the zoomer equivalent of millennial mash-ups.
>>224023552>its a love story for straight white menno straight white men would want this. And in those AI gens Harry looks like a K Pop star, a big giveaway of who is genning nit or at least who is copying the images that were made to look like that. I actually like the concept of changing a character from say a movie or book and developing them more. But honestly this isn't it, this is lazy. It is supposed to be in the HP environment and yet might as well be anywhere. So whilst some of this is ok it seems the romantic part is being centred on. Does anyone really think a man would or could sit through 2 hours of a romantic story in a movie unless the romance part was just an underlying theme and the HP theme was at the forefront?
What do you think Malfoid will do after school?
>>224023671I do and I am a straight white man
>>224022973Potter yelling at her. That clip shows jealousy but not necessarily fear. If Potter hates her that would be a nightmare for Malfoid.
>fanfic generalsFuck this gay ass board
The yearning will never end...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmC21Kd5ktgJarvis... give me the shotgun
>>224023580Oh I know that. Would men gen just romantic themes and not instead go with interesting HP sequences wit ha love/hate relationship with Potter and Malfoid? However if you want girls and women to respond to it you might go with the romantic part more. What can I say, I don't like romantic novels, movies at all. I tolerate them being involved in a wider story in a novel and a movie tho.
>>224023213>how to handle Lucius appearing in the graveyard in book 4.Why do you think that's such a big problem? Lucius is not Malfoid. It could be a source of major tension between Harry and Draconia but nothing insurmountable.>>224023538>Why are most of the AI gens all soppy romantic stuffBecause more subtle and tasteful stuff takes a lot more time and effort to make. Slapping a bunch of romantic cliches into a 30 second video is a lot different from actually telling character-driven story.
>n response to WIRED’s request for comment, the Department of Education quoted Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: “Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean it’s not real?”
>>224023708> If Potter hates her that would be a nightmare for Malfoid.
How would the sectumsempra scene work Malfoid? Harry just running into the girl's washroom lmao
>>224023759>Because more subtle and tasteful stuff takes a lot more time and effort to make. Slapping a bunch of romantic cliches into a 30 second video is a lot different from actually telling character-driven story.Maybe, but doing action sequences. Some talking with other characters. LLM's can even write the story anyway and format it to whatever model you are using and to any images you use. I use Minimax H3 locally, yes not as powerful or "good" as the commercial models. The irony of course is doing simple romantic sequences is a waste of what the commercial models can do. they are better at the action sequences, at making them look good. Two people standing around looking at each other could be done on Wan 2.2 a year ago or LTX 2.3 a few months ago. We are seeing almost movie quality gens and sure the romantic sequences look good. It will start to get tiring tho without something original.
>>224023746You are way too fixated on the "girls and women" part. A lot of simple romance is appealing to both men and women. The traditional "Hollywood Romantic Comedy" was always meant to hold appeal for men as well as women. Filmmakers wanted to get the big audiences and that meant the wives AND their husbands, the girls AND their boyfriends.If they had been making movies JUST for women, they'd have looked more like Twilight, not When Harry Met Sally.
>>224023869isn't it Myrtles bathroom?
>>224023746I hate to sound like I'm punching down because I'm here in these threads too but you have to think about what type of person is spending their time generating fanfic AI videos as well as coming up with the script. Especially once they get high on their own supply and start changing everything like that SchmedeAI guy.>and not instead go with interesting HP sequences wit ha love/hate relationship with Potter and Malfoid?Like other anon said most don't give a shit about the wider lore consequences beyond having Malfoy and Harry forced together.
>>224023869it's after katie bell gets cursed, he thinks Malfoid is behind her. He tries to confront her, she's in the bathroom.
>>224023904>if the fiction doesn't respect my arbitrary rules then its not good enoughWhen did anyone ask you for your opinion? You can write whatever you want as can any other anon, this isn't twatter or bluesky where dorks like you hold any power, we write whatever we damn feel like and if you don't like it the door is right there
>>224023803They should take the salary of whatever intern said that and square it.
>>224023869Assuming Malfoid is basically a reluctant participant, she basically spends the entire year pushing Harry away because she doesn’t want him to find out. He ends up seeing her talking to Myrtle and goes to see if he can ask Myrtle what she’s up to, but ends up listening at the door and going to check on her. She tells Harry to get out and go away, he refuses. She’s disheveled and when she points her wand at him to tell him to leave, her sleeve slides up and reveals her Dark Mark. Harry is immediately “holy fuck Ron/Hermione were right she’s a fucking death eater” and they fight.
>>224023886>The traditional "Hollywood Romantic Comedy" was always meant to hold appeal for men as well as women.Hmm maybe I am. I could see that films if directed in that way were seen by couples or young people. Although I have to say times change, action films were not really thing then aside from say crime thriller and westerns. I suppose I look at HP as not being romantic in any way and if people are just trying to force a romantic element to the forefront of something then it starts to make the whole point of HP pointless. So really it would then be a spinoff romantic themed film/series/novel. I personally would think any romance part could be implied without having to to say sit through it, the build up where the "yearning" is there would be the interesting part, after that not so much.
>>224023869In the books Harry doesn't mean to do it and doesn't know what the spell does, the other spell he got in the book he used on Ron immediately and it just held him upside down. It would likely be the same, he keeps trying to talk and she keeps attacking him.
>>224023945>You can write whatever you want as can any other anonOf course you can, doesn't make it any less retarded when they completely ruin the entire premise around all the the characters and the story itself.
>>224024031I mean Malfoid would be in the girls bathroom instead of the boys bathroom. It would look weird if Harry was creeping on her in the girls bathroom
>>224024047>You have different ideas than me? How dare you?
>>224023945nta (the original anon in the prev reply). I think anyone is free to write, gen what they want. However, the target audience (if there is any) are why it was written in the first place. So if the fan fiction is mostly romantic themed material then that target audience is not likely to be boys or men. If the material written has more action and he romance part built up on interesting plot lines then you get more boys and men but girls and women would also be interested. More action etc means the vast maj will be boys and men.
>>224024059Malfoy was in the girls bathroom anyway. It's where they brewed the polyjuice potion, no one goes in there because of moaning mrytle, and it's myrtle who tells Harry someone has been crying in there and they're very sensitive so the reader doesn't know it's Malfoy
>>224023904>Especially once they get high on their own supply and start changing everything like that SchmedeAI guy.That's a good example of a guy putting out content as fast as he can manage. He has interesting ideas but rather than refine them carefully, risking the trend fading before he can capitalize, he's just publishing right away.
>>224024098Are you seriously going to ignore that the people watching all the romantic Malfoid content are men?Women aren't interested in anime or Harry Potter (not anymore)
>>224024125Women love Harry Potter they just yearn for Malfoy instead of Malfoid
>>224024125What a weird larp
>>224022877Snape is literally me, except I'm black. Hell yeah I'm looking forward to the new show.
>>224024073>Ruining the entire premise and plot around Harry and Malfoid that made it blow up in the first place >Disregard everything else apart from shoehorning Harry and Malfoy togetherClassic Hollywood jew take
>>224024125>Women aren't interested in anime or Harry Potter (not anymore)
Someone in Hollywood simply *must* be pitching a Harry Potter reboot where Draco is a girl and the main plot is more like the Twilight movies.
>>224024200Rowling would never allow it, Malfoidposting is safe from corporate meddling.
>>224024158>>224024192That was before J.K. Rowling burnt her bridges and her audience aged out of the Harry Pottah phaseI am not saying you are wrong mind you, I am just saying that they no longer care. Now its just us uncs here and if you don't agree you are probably just coping ngl
>>224024125>Are you seriously going to ignore that the people watching all the romantic Malfoid content are men?I am going to say that something trending is going to be watched by people who latched onto that trend. I will also say that after a while men will not want to watch endless video gens, memes and images etc of a romantic nature and would want actual HP themed material instead. Therein lies the danger, push something too much expecting a wider audience and it simply collapses. Nerds tend to be male so they can stay on a trend longer, romance material isn't going to appeal to men long term tho, Malfoid being a brat as expected would tho. It's as if she has bipolar, one day she is a brat, the next she has a different personality
>>224024260Malfoid is no different from tsundure animes
>>224024260So according to you a woman would find this appealing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmC21Kd5ktgOnly men find any of this appealing
>>224024229Harry Potter is one of the biggest franchises of all time, and the books and movies are still huge. Now thanks to legacy the games are big tooSorry tranny but you lose again
I find it amusing that Malfoid being addicted to green apples has become a thing
>>224023842Nurse Dracaena back to health.
>>224024317Is it because of Barbossa?
>>224023272Maybe her boggart is Floridian Malfoid
>>224024299>biggest franchiseWas is the word you are missing here. Again, may I remind you, the books were written in 1997, almost 30 years ago. The oldest movie was released in 2001 so again 25 years old and the last was in 2011 so a decade.The audience has moved on, if you seriously think women are going to jump into this trend you are delusional.
>>224024229read the date retard
>>224024317it's from the 3rd movie when Draco eats a green apple
>>224024369>Oh no!!! three items are missing from the shelf!!! this must mean something about society.
>>224024281>Only men find any of this appealingboys and men do not watch and read romantic based material. They will watch more action based stuff that may have some romance involved in the plot. Slop TV reality series with romantic themes are catered to women. Gender swapping a male character from a series where that character is a bully and making her into a soppy lovestruck character isn't it. Making her into the similar personality trait of still being a bully but also having a "yearning" for someone she had bullied is it tho. But it seems people have simply accelerated past the "yearning" part and gone into the full on romance with little substance.
>>224024394>boys and men do not watch and read romanticAre you actually fucking retarded? What the fuck are VNs according to you? Everything about Malfoid is romantic, you are seriously brain damaged if you can't see it.
>>224024013I get what you're saying. I guess I just don't let it bother me much. Thousands of people are participating. If you're a man of taste, it's inevitable that you're going to have to filter out a lot of junk. Let them have their coffee shop dates and anime romances. I don't even know how the foyege storyline goes, I just don't like the aesthetic. I spent a thread yesterday arguing with some anon losing his mind over the idea of keeping the Cho romance in the story. >Does anyone really think a man would or could sit through 2 hours of a romantic story in a movie unless the romance part was just an underlying theme and the HP theme was at the forefront?There's also a phenomenon here that's like a combination of selection/attention/novelty bias. It's common in fanfiction I think. Attention is focused on the the differences, the new idea. The old stuff is taken for granted and not rehashed. They show scenes from Malfoid's perspective (something that would never happen in the real HP story outside of maybe a very brief chapter prologue or something). They dwell on side plots and character moments.
>>224024349Is is the word you're missing here. It's the third highest selling movie franchise and people are still watching the movies and reading the books
>>224024434I dare you to watch the HBO series flop and to post that again
>>224024411>Everything about Malfoid is romanticBut that's the problem, it shouldn't be.
>>224024454I don't watch woke shit, tranny. But facts are factsThere's only two gendersHarry Potter is one of the biggest media franchises of all time
Does anyone have a mirror of that cute fic where Harry and Malfoid use the holidays to watch Muggle films?
>>224024457>look at le internet whore that makes money selling her pictures on the internet for losers to wank to.
>>224024349I have kids in elementary school and can confirm Harry Potter is still very big. I've been handing out candy in my neighborhood every year for the last 10 years and there are ALWAYS Harry Potter costumes.
>>224024457https://youtu.be/fEa7uWfjFc8
>>224024471Why not? I am enjoying the romantic aspects even though it makes me want to kill myself
>>224024457shes just a whore wearing her skinshe's not a rich aristocratic tsundere that'll bully me a bit but is actually into me
>>224024394>boys and men do not watch and read romantic based material.this is the first romantic story I'm interested in, there just wasn't anything that appealed to me before
>>224024550this one goth whore tried to jump on the train and the whole internet shat on her for it
>>224024411>Everything about Malfoid is romantic, you are seriously brain damaged if you can't see it.Everything? Nope, that is what a fan fiction could be if someone wanted it that way. At the simple level she is simply a character swap from the Draco Malfoy bully. then we have the yearning part due to her having feelings (yes romantic feelings) for Potter who she has bullied. That doesn't change her personality tho, she doesn't change from a bully to a non bully. So her yearning is still steeped in her personality. she hasn't got a bipolar condition, she is a rich girl, she bullied because of how she was brought up. So you then go to her dating Potter which isn't very interesting unless you can make it that way in a HP themed environment where the basis for it is magic, conflicts, fighting monsters, etc etc. No people do not want hours of basic romantic stuff that could be pulled from any romance story. there is no romance story but for males - it doesn't exist. It's a character swap out, the personality is pretty much the same, it is developed more because now she is a central element. You can't sell a female character to boys and men and they want full on romance from her perspective. That is the part you are missing, if say Potter was the central theme of it, you can see from his perspective because you are also a boy or man.
>Harry and Dracaena sitting at the fire place holding hands, drinking tea. They are watching American Werewolf in LondonDracaena: “Oh, for Merlin’s sake, what is happening to him?!”Harry: “He’s turning into a werewolf.”Dracaena: “OBVIOUSLY, I CAN SEE THAT!>She grips his hand tighter as the man’s bones begin to crack and elongateDracaena: “But how in the bloody hell are they doing that?!”Harry: “Doing what?”Dracaena: “THAT! His bloody face is splitting apart! His hands are turning into paws! Muggles can’t do that, they don’t even know werewolves are real Potter!”Harry: “It’s a practical effect.”Dracaena: “… I beg your pardon?”Harry: “Practical effects. Makeup, prosthetics, mechanical models, that sort of thing.”Dracaena: “You expect me to believe a Muggle can make a man’s skull change shape with makeup?!”Harry: “Well, yes. But also no.”Dracaena: “Then HOW?!”Harry: “I dunno, love. Ask the bloke who made it.”>The transformation becomes more grotesque. Dracaena instinctively buries her face against Harry’s shoulder, peeking through her fingers.Dracaena: “This is absolutely revolting. Positively barbaric. Who on earth would willingly watch this sort of thing?!”Harry: “You wanted to watch it.”Dracaena: “I wanted to understand Muggle cinema! I didn’t ask for a bloody werewolf anatomy lesson!”Harry: “You said you wanted to see a horror film.”Dracaena: “I was under the impression the horror would be metaphorical!”Dracaena: “Don’t you dare laugh at me, Potter.”Harry: “Wouldn’t dream of it.”>She settles against him again, still holding his hand. The werewolf’s transformation finally ends. For a little while, they watch in silence.Dracona: “Hey… Do you think we’ll be good parents?”Harry: “I think we’ll be alright.”
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>>224024545Having too much between them especially early on and before the last book ruins the character. For example people talk about how she should bully Harry from 1-3 because she has a crush on him. But why can't she be a bitch to him because he rejected her over Hermione, who she hates because she's a mudblood, and Ron, who despite being a pureblood is from the loser poor family compared to the Malfoys.
>>224024349>The audience has moved on,You are you trying to convince with this?
>>224024650wishful thinking, ranjesh
>>224024650Why did you put a jewish cuck fantasy for women?They want a dominant alpha male like Draco, not someone who got enslaved for 200 years like a house elf
>>224024688It should be enemies into lovers and they don't get together until the Yule Ball. The reason Harry starts to like her should be him realizing she is a product of her father's behaviour and she is actually a kind person
>>224024688I thought we agreed they hated each other in book 3 (mocked him over the dementors, mocked hagrid, buckbeak shit) but then fall for each other in 4 (Yule Ball)
>>224024695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBUXDQ4leMIts just the truth, you really think a bunch of 30 year old womyn are going to come back for this? They don't even get the appeal, you can already see it on twatter, most normies think its a fetish or something. Normals are cattle, goycattle, iredeemable and only fit for the gulag.
>>224024649
>>224024696>>224024706It was supposed to be a werewolf from this image but oh well
>>224023869>>224024059https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749503432/#749513195
>>224023674become a mother, the greatest profession of women, naturally
ao3 was hacked (by trannies possibly).
>>224024746Is this larp the only thing standing between you shooting up a kindergarten classroom?
>>224024809Erm... Rude
>>224024349What other IP is out there instead? Marvel capeshit movies? Once an IP is established it can be kept going. that doesn't mean you can do lazy reboots or do say a HBO series with DEI and expect people to watch it in droves. If HP had no interest they would not even have bothered with that series - no matter how bad it will be. As for the Malfoid trend that shows people are interested in HP because it is piggybacking off it. The Malfoid trend could have simply said "yeh HP is done, however I like this character created, let's make a new environment for her with no characters from HP".
>>224024788I love the idea of Malfoid going ballistic after learning how the Dursleys treated her Harry
>>224024813Cope
>>224024688>For example people talk about how she should bully Harry from 1-3 because she has a crush on him.Personally I think the most interesting version of this is that it's a prejudice that quickly develops into an denied attraction. She is attracted to Harry but won't admit it even to herself.Part of that is just because of the nature of boy/girl relationships. Girls don't usually bully boys and when they do, it's usually a brutal, collective social ostracization pattern that looks nothing like a tsundere romance OR the female-female bully pattern that og Draco was patterned from. (Neither the original Draco nor Malfoid would have sufficient social clout to pull off a legitimate female-to-male bullying of Harry)So that remains that subconscious latent attraction is the best explanation for Malfoid's frequent singling out of Harry for antagonism.
>>224024824Why are you so attached to this idea anyways? I don't think my argument is too much of a stretch, women are not into anime and this trend is very much for anime enjoyers not normies.
>>224024731>should be him realizing she is a product of her father's behaviour and she is actually a kind personThat's reducing her character too much and taking away her stuck up mean girl attitude. She should always believe she's better than Hermione, Ron and Harry of her own volition, not because her father pushes her into it.Keep in mind that her entire hating Harry arc came around because Harry told her no one time.
>>224024845I kinda think she would think it's funny. Dudley shares stories of bullying him and she compares notes on what she did as well.
>>224024954Your "idea" is saying Harry Potter, the third biggest film franchise of all time, who's viewership is mostly women and children, isn't actually popular.This is tranny behaviour
>>224023193not much happened but it set the stage for the next episode, which I am looking forward toIt's still a lot better than the katechon_studio slop imo
>>224025012>if you disagree with my objectively wrong opinion you are a trannyYou are just reliving your childhood is all, children and women no longer care.
one or two years away from the full ai gen vr simulaton.perfect for when the bombs fall.
>>224025082its actually insane that before modernity came along things like that were real and real people got to experience it
>>224024954NTA and I don't think your argument is crazy, but I think it's wrong. I think you vastly under-estimate the sustained interest in Harry Potter. Malfoid might more popular for anime fans but again, east Asian media is probably more popular than it has ever been. A year ago, every other 9 year old girl was wearing a Kpop demon hunters costume. Golden spent 8 weeks at #1 on the billboard charts. The current "squishy dumplings" fad that kids are obsessed about right now was inspired by Japanese Kawaii culture.
>>224025036Ooh you're the leftist tranny trying to derail the thread againHere have a Malfoid, tranny
>>224024954>this trendIs a wider net than just whatever elements you perceive it to be. It's fiction, it's normies who are on social media, they see a trend and go with it. That is like saying Pepe the frog isn't for normies when it is everywhere because even normies like their version of it and even if certain groups oppose seeing it in any form
>>224025036Biological women do
>>224025014I'm currently look forward to A-Illusion's next one. https://youtu.be/P-JBRNELOtM?si=UZSGlUCZHSR1Wkxnhttps://youtu.be/LfrWg671FJE?si=AWK3ZZ3uc6cuoNjR>It's still a lot better than the katechon_studio slop imoThe recent date ones have been nice
>>224024938I think you're looking and pushing too far into it by trying to set up a romance angle right from the get go>Rich aristocratic pureblood girl nobody ever said no to>Gets rejected and humiliated in front of everyone by the boy she's heard about over a mudblood and a WeasleyThat's all that is needed especially when the stakes aren't high.>Neither the original Draco nor Malfoid would have sufficient social clout to pull off a legitimate female-to-male bullying of HarryThat's because Rowling wrote Malfoy purely to spite her old irl bullies which is why Draco is such a bitch who never does anything other than get btfo when it matters. Malfoy would have huge social clout on the family name and money alone, like when Lucius gets the entire team new broomsticks.
>>224025136>>224025166You call me a tranny but its not me the one who can't face reality and keeps coping and seething at the truth
>Guys trust me, anime is going to go mainstream any day now.Two more weeks am I right?
>>224025290Anime is already mainstream
>>224025324>Anime is already mainstreamWith forever online losers
>>224025290>>224025267>Harry Potter isn't popularThe tranny is samefagging in anger lol
>>224025345what kind of cope is this bro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKOZQ41bcoMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74AI is pretty good at creating anime
>>224025365The cope of a leftist who thinks a man can be a woman
>>224025362>>224025365I am going to wager that both of you are more familiar with the glow of your monitor than with real grass or people in general and also you are third worlders
did we all forget about this
>>224025419>20 years ago when I used to be young hairy ballsa was popularWe know, we are uncs too bro
I swear this guy has been seething 24/7 for the past week
>>224025419thats the original harry potter plot, if it had malfoid it would be ranked way higher by men
>>224025393You don't have room to make fun of anyone you overgrown child
>>224025396Oh it is the leftist tranny seething again>>224025419Based, but he doesn't care about facts he's just angry at JK Rowling
>>224025209>I think you're looking and pushing too far into it by trying to set up a romance angle right from the get go>That's all that is needed especially when the stakes aren't high.I think you aren't really comprehending how subtle the difference is. In terms of what the reader would observe, there would be almost NO DIFFERENCE between my version and yours. As the author, I would know. Because I would understand Malfoid's feelings better than she understood them herself, and what they would lead to. But she would not.>Rich aristocratic pureblood girl nobody ever said no to>Gets rejected and humiliated in front of everyone by the boy she's heard aboutI think you don't really understand the female psychology that would be at play here. A boy rejecting her is a challenge to her status and is the sort of action that enflames desire in a woman.
>>224024788At least they are saying that nothing was lost.Do you have more good malfoid fanfics to read after Waltz for One? pic related ...other AO3 links for when it's backup, or links to other websites? I'm going to try Green and Silve next.
are there any more of the ones like on /wsg/ where she's bullying a random French girl? Can't find the source and I like evil Malfoid
>>224025551>random French girlFleur?
I cant tell in some vids if the short hair girl is supposed to be Pansy or Chang
>>224025030I don't disagree with Femcel Snape being a DD tittymonster per se, but I can't really see her wearing something that shows off her cleavage.
>>224023803>calls you an incel lol look at this norwood 5 nigger
>>224025745>this is what calls you an incelA lot of things are starting to make sense
>>224025485>there would be almost NO DIFFERENCE between my version and yoursThe end result is always going to be Harry getting bullied, you just don't need the obvious romantic undertones this early especially when it's being saved for 4.>A boy rejecting her is a challenge to her status and is the sort of action that enflames desire in a womanIt doesn't have to be a desire to fuck him though kek. She got humiliated in front of everyone by a poor halfblood over a mudblood and a Weasley which is three things she would've been brought up to hate considering her family. So it's a desire to constantly get back at him and humiliating Harry whenever possible.
>>224025745>She has a white ex bf
KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0VAZ-N70k
>>224025419why are two of the movies so low compared to the others?
>>224025362Why are trannies mad that Draco got trooned?
>>224025964Leftists are troons are always mad
>>224025934HP peaked in 2005, everything after that was pure decline
>>224025195>A-Illusionit's pretty well made yeah. I hope they do episode at year 3, 4, 5 and after though because year one is boring, they are too young
>>224026003>HP peaked in 2005but the 2005 one has the lowest rating
>>224025791>It doesn't have to be a desire to fuck him thoughNo shit, she's 11. It's the 11 year old version of it. I'm not sure what other words I can use that will get you to understand.Subconscious attraction.Subconscious means she's not aware of it. It's not simply retaliation for being humiliated, because the enmity and obsession with Harry goes beyond what simple "payback" can explain. If that's all it was, she would just ignore him. She wouldn't go out of her way to trying and make his life miserable. Original Draco does this because as you said, JKR wrote him like a female bullying another female. It's female status games. She wouldn't go through all that trouble to "get back" at Harry if there wasn't something else going on.
>>224025964Because he didnt get trooned
>>224024788was it really, I thought it was just maintenance
>>224026082that was they said first but:>Earlier today, we detected evidence of a security incident on AO3. We are still in the early stages of investigating. No AO3 data has been deleted. All your works, bookmarks, kudos, etc., are safe
>>224023193Schmedebro has great talent with AI prompting but he really needs to have a team. At least one proper writer and preferably more. Then someone who understands the basics of TV-production. You can't have 3 minutes of Nothing Happening. >>224025014Schmede had someone else write his original and best work. The difference in quality is staggering. His videos are not going viral anymore and he should really think hard why that is the case. People are not going to waste their time with this slop. Only good quality Malfoid will last the test of time. Everything else will go into the trash.
>>224026045Nta but I get what you're saying. Our Malfoid is a complicated girl, but still a girl. Ironically it's the same thing which annoys her (him not being a simp, and instead saying no) that makes him terribly exciting for her, more than any scar. It just manifests as a need to make him feel the way he made her feel (humiliated, frustrated, challenged in her status) because she's inherently prideful and, due to her aristocratic upbringing, never had to really learn how to make friends as she's surrounded by orbiters like Crabbe and Goyle. But her efforts never quite satisfy her and she doesn't understand why.
>>224026257all this dude had to do was to remake the scenes from the movie in a realistic way.almost nobody has redone the scenes from the first movies (besides the train and shop)
>>224026045>She wouldn't go through all that trouble to "get back" at Harry if there wasn't something else going on>She wouldn't go out of her way to trying and make his life miserable.Of course she would, she's a rich stuck up brat that got rejected for what she considers bottom tier and gets repeatedly humiliated by said bottom tier and Harry throughout the first 3 years.You don't need the subconscious attraction immediately because the rich stuck up brat with the Malfoy family name is already there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwhuMeQOBsopottah...
>people referring to sloppers by name nowits so over for regular artists
>>224026430this is just slop of some random asian girl in a hogwarts uniform
>>224026478>Everything is slopAnd yet it made me feel more things than real actors in a movie.SlopGODS I kneelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX1aZ0Ve74
>>224026257It's really a shame because Schmede's was one of the best ones.>Schmede had someone else write his original and best work. The difference in quality is staggering.This makes sense. I've noticed too how much the writing is important. There are a few malfoid videos of other creators that looks fine but where her character and story is shit, and the result is a pretty video that doesn't make you feel much. It's day and night compared to the best ones.A beautiful Malfoid is simply not enough.
in case people missed it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A555sFp1sKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuL-vEPe1ao
>>224022788The girl pn the back is more into that potter and malfoid
>>224026495>>224026571Tranny is getting desperateBetter post more Malfoid
>>224023894Yes. In Canon, Draco prime vented his feelings to Myrtle because he had no one else.
>>224026414>all this dude had to do was to remake the scenes from the movie in a realistic way.Those ones a boring
It's only cool to like hairy potty when it agrees with my reactionary political opinions. Got it.
>>224026590>final seasonwat
>>224025579Don't know, Fleur's blonde this one is brunette
>>224026710well yeah that's the point of the exercise.turning boring scenes into something interesting.unironically, the Balenciaga guy did the forest scene the best.
You guys ready to cry?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itbUCxbTgT0
>>224026414Remaking the original scenes is indeed an easy and untapped goldmine. The sloppers will learn fast that people won't tune in to watch their F-grade writing forever. Did anyone even make the Triwizard Tournament underwater? Perfect opportunity to have Malfoid tied up there for Potter to save just as Krum and Cedric had their Yule Ball partners. >>224026545Yeah the writing was hard carrying the first viral Malfoid clips. Overt focus on visuals is particularly issues with the Chinese guys. They are awesome at making the visuals pretty but they forget about the plot and the plot is what ultimately captivates the audience. There's tons of great writers who have already contributed to the Malfoid canon. Schmede could contact them anytime and get free help. Schmede probably never figured out why people wanted to watch his Malfoids in the first place. It wasn't the visuals.
>>224025195A-Illusion is probably going to be the best Malfoid Slopper for now. No significant shortcomings in his production. His characters speaking at 1.5x speed is weird but I hope he has learned his lesson.
>on lunch break in my car yearning for malfoid>random pop song comes on the radio>"i just hope that its working, i'm yearning, i'm searching"why is the simulation mocking me
>>224027305I felt like this when I saw the seinfeld yearn scene
>>224027305>why is the simulation mocking meI was zapping whats on TV yesterday and there was a Harry Potter movie running
>>224024192
>>224026424Believe that if you want. It's less true, less interesting and less coherent.
>>224026356>Our Malfoid is a complicated girl, but still a girl. Ironically it's the same thing >she's inherently prideful and, due to her aristocratic upbringing, never had to really learn how to make friends as she's surrounded by orbiters like Crabbe and GoyleThe real trick that bitches don't know about writing characters is that it's not just the characters themselves you're writing but the intricate web of their interactions with all the other characters, and that matters more. Indeed, that's how you flesh out and demonstrate their character a million different subtle ways, instead of just rolling and effectively listing their stats:>eg. Rey Palpatine:>Strength: 17>Dexterity: 17>Constitution: 17>Intelligence: 18>Wisdom: 17>Charisma: 21>Force Power: >9000It's why Rey seems like such a non-entity. You basically get told stuff 'about' Rey, her abilities and personality aspects that the 'writers' decided she should have, but you don't 'feel' any of it.Even the smallest character interactions with the most minor characters matter when you're writing real characters because the space in-between them is where the feels actually are. It gets very complex very fast, which is why Rey was so easily undermined by the Woke agenda nonsense. Once you remove the nuance you flatten your character down making them 2-dimensional.That structure is also very delicate, so you can't just contradict it sometimes and have it stand up against its own weight. So yes, Malfoid is a complicated girl, with complicated feelings. She's not just 'prideful', her particular form of pride is woven carefully into her character and expressed differently to how another 'prideful' character expresses theirs.Likewise Crabbe should not merely be an 'orbiter' because 'the story says so'.>>224026502>>224026984There's more actual 'writing' going on here than in any Disney Star Wars film, that's why it actually makes you feel something.
>>224027691>Malfoid befriends Crabbe 4You got the other three?
>>224027691Cute Crabbe.>>224028196That's four images stitched together.
>>224027147Not Foyege?
>>224022323>TROOOOON!!!, TROOON IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!!what do ''they'' mean by this?
>>224027691Pitch me a Malfoid scene that showcases her character.
>>224027691>I've never won beforeAdorable.
>>224027691The big issue with Rey is that she is put in a plot with obstacles and then cheat-coded abilities on the fly to overcome the obstacles.
>>224028416The sequels are shit overall so that doesn't help.
>>224028416Malfoid is way cooler than stupid rey
The problem with internet culture is people who post are always cringe, and those why only lurk are basedNot one person can write / design female Malfoy in this thread correctly.
Malfoid should keep her poise and elegance at all times.
>>224028845unless it's when Hermione is beating her
>>224028322I already did. That scene is about her as much as it is about Crabbe, just seen through interaction as mentioned before:>intelligent>cunning, strategic/tactical, can think on the fly>actually sympathetic to Crabbe emotionally showing a softer/feminine side without romance involved>recognises his potential utility when nobody else does>natural leader>goes into bat for Crabbe against the adult tutor, (leadership trait)>socially/politically savvy, already can manipulate the tutor by invoking her father to get what she wants>knows how to dumb things down to Crabbe's level and keep it simple so he can understand and actually be usefulBeing able to do these kinds of things is why she would inspire anyone to follow her at all, and including outright loyalty.>imperious, has no compunction confidently issuing orders>already shows a natural drive, desire, and expectation to winI'd say you could consider this a longer arc, (Crabbe starts to disobey Malfoy later in the books, after he clearly keeps taking L's to Potter, as if he has lost confidence in his authoritay).>a willingness to colour outside the lines, bend the rules, break the trellis, etc.>hands on leadership, gets hands dirty, she is part of her own plan, the Queen in her own chess game>hiding behind Crabbe is an early indication of her showing some physical cowardiceThink of this like that young Indiana Jones scene in The Last Crusade. We see which traits seem inborn and otherwise what influences he has. The shit like where he gets the hat and even fear of snakes is purely coincidental to the real character stuff. Notice Ford himself isn't talking about how cool it would be to find out how the Rebels actually got the Death Star plans and how the designer intentionally installed a flaw, because who gives a fuck?:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZL9rXOVPwsAny pitch should similarly be with respect to some other character(s), not merely situation.>eg. What would Rey do if Sith dagger?
>>224022803why is the guy from Mashle in this
>>224028864Harrem Potter.
How would Malfoid react to her relationship with Harry going public? Would she be proud of it? Ashamed? Shy?
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>>224028876I'm sure she would extend her pinky finger as she flies through the air.
>>224028947embarrassed before the triwizardashamed after triwizardproud after voldermort dies
>>224029049Imagine...
What should Malfoid's posse be called?
>>224028416>>224028497Yes, it's crap writing all around, but you don't want to oversimplify the cause of why you can't connect with the character. PROTIP: None of the other characters in the actual film do either.Kylo comes closest of course, which is why the fangirls feel a slight 'blip' on the CCG, (but mostly because Adam Driver takes his shirt off). Otherwise it's a total deadbeat aimless clusterfuck compared to what could've been done.>>224028523The other Felton now-non-canon Malfoy is better than Rey. The fucking Roomba droid that squeaked and scooted away from Chewbacca in the original film is a better character than Rey:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqNmMH4hsg>>224028947Yeah, very time dependent, in flux, and motivated by a lot of different factors.eg. She has to worry about what her father will think, and that might make her more worried and be a bigger immediate problem than what Ron fucking Weasley has to say about it.That's a perfect example of 'good' complexity. You put yourself in her character's shoes and she might not immediately think what you initially assume she would think. Her father's pending reaction when he inevitably finds out could induce real immediate fear, he's been telling he all her life about the imporatance of her family name and reputation, filling her head with all kinds of expectations, etc. I'd suggest her first instinct would be lying and planning damage control with him first and foremost.Naturally after a bunch of fuckery and different feels about it, the obvious ending is happy acceptance damn the other consequences, showing a change in her focus and probable future. That's the satisfying resolution of the romantic dilemma.
>>224029266The Gorgon sisters?
>>224029266
>>224025934Goblet has a bad reputation despite everyone shilling Cedric (he even stars in the cursed child) and Philosophers Stone is very much a kids movie. I personally quite like Goblet, the Voldemort stuff is kino and I genuinely really like the ending.I'd say the films started to get worse from maybe Order onwards? That's around when they really struggled with including enough from the books. Both Deathly Hallows movies are fucking dogshit tho
>>224022323This is a nice restaurant, take off your hat.
Leftists being mad at female Draco is downright hilarious to me. They're torn between hating JK Rowlings books and loving having a tg rep with Malfoid but because men are loving the pairing they're just going scorched Earth on everything
>>224028947Wouldn't she be desperate to hide anything between them during OotP/HBP? Imagine if Voldy found out.During GoF she'd probably be worried about the scrutiny from others (i.e. her father) and the strain it could put on their developing relationship.
>>224029388It is funny how troons cling to Malfoid using a "slur" as the main evidence the whole thing is a right wing psyop
>>224029424It certainly recontextualises Voldemort's remote connection to Harry lol.
>>224029283>you don't want to oversimplify the cause of why you can't connect with the character.Not really much of an oversimplification.TFA is barely even a real story at all. Imagine you are designing a Disney World theme park attraction where you:- Beat up some sand people on tattoine- Pilot the Millennium Falcon- Meet Han Solo- Fix a technical problem on the Millenium Falcon- Use the Jedi Mind Trick on some dumb stormtroopers to get out of a predicament- Disable the Shield Generator like in ROTJ- Fight a lightsaber battle- Pilot an X-wing and blow up the Death StarThat is how TFA is designed. Rey is the audience insert, you go on a whirlwhind tour of Star Wars tropes. That's it. She's not a real character of the world.
>>224029346>Goblet has a bad reputationwhat are you talking about? Goblet is pretty well liked, Order and Half Blood are the ones people didn't like as much
>>224029424The dance was pretty public, I assumed most people would know. If you have her in the lake as well
>>224030430No. GoF is considered a bad movie. Bunch of important stuff cut from the book and bad acting. Lots and lots of bad acting.
>>224030469I think the biggest gripes was the World Cup getting cut but overall it was decent. Voldemort's acting was well praised too.
>>224030525There were plenty of goofy scenes. Many of which get memed here. >barty crouch...junior>'ello father. *spergs out*>Dumbledore said calmly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8R6XLu7Xek&t=29sThis one is my new favorite
>>224030202Sure, but these idiots ACTUALLY BELIEVE they are doing 'writing' because they are superficially emulating actual good movies.There's literally fuck all happening in terms of character, (which is ultimately what matters), and why it's boring. So you're left with just bare plot - as you point out - and that's not even any good. Just a bunch of actors in costume, going from place to place, 'doing stuff' nobody gives a fuck about.It's fundamentally worse than that though, because if a good writer wanted to insert tie-in shit from an actual theme park experience into a movie they could do a way better job.You really see the difference when you watch even a short scene from a classic film. How rich each shot/scene is. There's so much going on at once it's unreal. Like take this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0vNsH81YeAFuckwits will watch this and miss the forest for the trees. They only see the 'no ticket' gag and think that's the entire point of the scene.What they don't notice, (but your brain did):>Father/son dynamic - the real point of the story>he's trying to connect to his father but he's dismissive and reads the newspaper >Henry is immediately proven right, they aren't out of the woods yet>probably why Indy doesn't tell him or even alert him at first, he's disinclined to admit it>Indy is cool and quick thinking, spots the steward and immediately sees a way out>a man of action he doesn't need to discuss it or seek prior approval>also probably leaves his father there reading the paper as bait/distraction so he can ambush Nazi from behind>he's a well-travelled man so he knows foreign languages and uses that to his advantage>the 'no ticket' thing is a gag, but also a semi-plausible justification to prevent anyone else reacting to what he did some other less desirable way>Henry's reaction to seeing his son kick arseImagine not understanding that and trying to write a scene like it. That's how you get Disney nothingburger slop.
>>224030581>barty crouch...juniorthat scene was kino thoughever
>>224025362Damn, Malfoid has really got them seething.I'm hoping some people go as HP characters this halloween so it sends these nutters into a spiral
>>224026257Dunno why he has to create Daphne when he has the entire Goblet of Fire book to adapt but with Malfoid.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8ca2E6ewYfcWhy can't these series keep being comfy
>>224025419>>224025934>>224026032It's sorted by the difference in men's and women's ranking. Those movies were the best liked by men.
>>224022323>Snogging in the broom closet!I'd snog it in the broom closet and the water closet and the linen closet and the coat closet
>>224031887Harvey was a lucky man.
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>>224032293We are alive to see man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.
>>224030809The point is you should start with the characters as people dealing with fundamental human problems and each other. The Holy Grail, the wands and the witchcraft, the spandex outfits, that's ultimately all just window dressing for a story relatable to the human experience.Also why the snooty 'muh capeslop' criticism, or 'space wizards for children' is such a bunch of horseshit and always was. You can write good or bad in any genre.
Would you like a version of HP with modest changes to accommodate Malfoid and her blossoming relationship with Harry?Or would yo like a bigger rewrite that weaves Malfoid and Harry's romance into having a bigger, central role in the plot?Or do you want to go "fuck it" and go full romance with everything else just as a backdrop to further enhance the romance?
>>224035743Uh, the middle one I guess. I don't really know how you'd "go full romance" across all 7 books. I would like Malfoid to get the occasional POV chapter.
Jarvis... just end it allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxOD666BcCo
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>>224035743Accommodate as much of the original material as possible, only changing things where you can truly improve upon it.It's like when a bunch of Old Skool Trekkies were upgrading the aged effects for TOS. You don't have to go nuts on everything and put Banthas in the background. You be as respectful to the original material as possible.This kind of remastering was widely accepted and praised for its restraint.
>>224027691Montage of Malfoid and Crabbe growing up together getting into various forms of not unexpected mischief.
>>224037210Cute friendship.
>>224027691>Malfoid and Crabbe capture the flag>Green team wins!>Dumbledore stretches his legs into frame>Well done, Green. Well done, Green. >HOWEVER
>>224037210He would one hundred percent fall in love with her and be utterly devastated when Potter comes along and steals her heart. Have you got a way of writing that yet.
>>224022323>Bloke with tits in the girl's bathroom
>>224038979Best case scenario, he moves on to seeing her as a little sister that needs to be protected, just like he has protected her his entire life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86isXtd3ZjU
>>224023803>>224025745holy fuck I thought wired went under long ago, it is still a thing? well albeit more like a dying corpse
>>224023396
>>224023505>>224023532low-effort copyright infringement has been a staple of the internet since the dawn of memes.
>>224029779Voldemort was playing 5D chess because something had gone wrong with his Goblet of Fire reincarnation and knew that he wouldn't have many years left. A logical plan B for Voldy is to get Harry to fall with the pureblood Slytherin princess, and instruct Lucius on how to groom Harry into understanding why blood matters. After Dumbledores death, Harry becomes the de-facto leader of the wizarding world and is in a political position to rehabilitate the Slytherin name and pureblood prestige.
>>224040681I find it interesting how easily you could tweak the ritual to have something go horribly wrong and for Tom to end up with more of Harry in him than he bargained for.
>>224035743One change I would make is that when Susan Bones gets sorted into Hufflepuff during the sorting ceremony, she involuntarily lets out a clearly disappointed and audible, "Fuck".Nobody wants to be in Hufflepuff. Everyone knows that's where they put all the accountants and boring worker bees that will spend the rest of their lives never doing anything exciting while perpetually losing at quidditch.Their house motto would be 'Make Hufflepuff Lame Again', but they already are. They so clearly suck that it's time people openly talked about what an obvious joke they are. Students who get sorted into Hufflepuff should basically treat it like a social death sentence. The other kids should clown on them and Hufflepuff fags except for the total spergs they have to tolerate walk around being like fml.
>>224038878Kek. Is there anything in their life Dumbledore couldn't fuck up with his bullshit?>>224038979Plenty of ways to deal with that:1. Increase the intensity of his crush on one of her friends, (who is somewhat responsive, so he actually feels he's making progress with her and doesn't want to fuck that up).2. Have Lucius make it clear that's not going to be happening, and Crabbe be shit-scared of him. He's a scary man to everyone besides Voldemort. Basically if would be as likely as Lucius trying to fuck Bellatrix under Voldemort's nose ... if he had a nose ... you know what I mean. He wouldn't dare.3. Have Malfoid make it perfectly clear that's not happening. Either through long-running implication or they have an 'incident' where she is like, "Fuck no dude!"4. He is still a shy fag with low self-esteem so he'd have to be older to even pluck up the courage to ask, and by then he's well and truly interested in someone else, and Malfoid is well and truly interested in Harry and he knows it.5. Until Malfoid meets Harry she is the Ice Queen, and Harry is the only one who can melt her heart.6. His new social status might get him plenty of other bitches anyway. Remember he's interested in his social position and his connection to Malfoid and her family is his only link to that. He fucks up his friendship with her and he loses it all instantly. So multiply the usual, 'not want to fuck up a good friendship with a failed romance attempt' and multiply that by over nine thousand.Maybe Malfoid does hold out some implied promise she's never going to deliver on to incentivise him to be her orbiter, not fully realising she never had to, and she's worried about losing his loyalty if he finds out how she feels about Harry assuming he will be jealous. Or misunderstands and thinks he hates Harry because he's romantically jealous, but it turns out to be more complicated than that, and she's shocked to find out who he does like.Plenty of possibilities.
>>224042142When it comes to Malfoid's side of things I just think it makes more sense for her to be intimately familiar with the psychology of boys via Crabbe, rather than the assumption being that she was locked in a tower the whole time and falls for Harry because he's more or less the first boy she's ever met. That makes Harry, and her interest in him, special and based on their personalities, rather than any kind of naivety with regard to the opposite sex. So shocking Malfoid because she is quite familiar with boys and has never had any particular romantic interest before.Lucius would approve of her association with Crabbe because he assumes the lackey angle, and that his daughter is quite capable of manipulating/controlling Crabbe, as well as seeing her lack of romantic interest. He sees him as a loyal dog that will physically protect her and is not a danger to her. He also has no reason to object to his heritage and knows his family.Narcissa on the other hand, while she wouldn't disagree with the above per se, can see right through the situation for what it truly is and knows they have a mutual bond and friendship that goes deeper than that, and that Malfoid rescued Crabbe from a lonely fate. She fully approves and treats Crabbe extremely well, welcoming their mutually beneficial association since Malfoid is also an only child. She would not like to see lonely with nobody to play with and their association is very sibling-like. If she does notice any romantic interest from his side, she thinks it's adorable, but isn't too worried about it in the final equation because she can do the same female calculations about how that's never going to happen.
>>224035743Malfoid/Harry ought to have mostly the same roles through books 1-3. Maybe sprinkle in a few moments that cast doubt on their mutual hatred, but it has to be subtle and only make sense in hindsight. The Yule Ball with "Harry AND Malfoid?" has to be surprise for everyone, including Harry and Malfoid. Only the last two books should have Malfoid become more central. By the time they defeat Voldemort together, their love should for each other should be firmly established.>>224042142Not a fan of Crabbe orbiter subplot. It's just tragic one-sided love that would add too much text and not lead anywhere. Snape/Lily already delivers that theme.Malfoid being a highly picky princess who is disgusted by everyone who tries to court her is most believable. The only believable romantic rivals to Harry are Krum and Cedric Diggory, one would basically have to invent a new character to make a believable romantic rival. I can't remember boy Draco exactly dating anyone either?We don't want to repeat Ginny's slut phase "to make Harry jealous", Malfoid being seriously courted by someone popular and handsome would have to serve a purpose besides making Harry mad.
>>224041696Kek
>>224042494>Not a fan of Crabbe orbiter subplot. It's just tragic one-sided love that would add too much text and not lead anywhere.Kinda missing the point. This is not a 'sub-plot' as much as it is a history of an already-in-motion living universe. You don't even have to go into it explicitly in the 'present' and probably shouldn't for the most part. It's like the original 'Star Wars' film where the Clone Wars is galactic history, the Death Star plans were already stolen, and Darth Vader already betrayed the Jedi. You never needed to see any of that I assure you. It was better when you didn't. Characters making references to it sparked your imagination much better than any CGI fuck-fest ever could.Likewise you don't need to actually see Voldemort's 'Phantom Menace' rise and defeat due to Harry Potter, and you'd be disappointed if you got it as he yells, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", when his spell bounces back, he disintegrates like a fart in the wind, and Harry's scar forms.Alluding to it, or brief flashback, for a purpose is not the same thing as watching all the boring shit as Tom Riddle manipulates the Galactic Senate into anti-muggle policy, and voting him in as the next Hitler.This is more about understanding the characters and their underlying motivations that you can draw upon when necessary in the present. Like why is Crabbe thugging for Malfoid when he's not out to bang her, and why is a giga-Stacey like her even hanging around with this dumb fat ugly shit? Do you think her female friends would approve of him and how it makes them look socially if there weren't some other truly good reason? It's easy with male Felton Malfoy to give him friends/thugs/lackeys, (though there should be some kind of history there too), but with the female Malfoid version it's has to be a little more complicated than that.I also disagree that it's tragic. Initially yes, and doesn't turn out well in the end, but otherwise it's positive - a lifelong friendship.
>>224043258I also think that it would be a great little side moment if Malfoid thought she was leading Crabbe on all this time and that he'd be jealous of Harry, only to find out he was a step ahead of her this time. Like Crabbe is a dummy academically, but he's not the total retard even Malfoid thinks he is.Not stupid enough to think he has a chance with her, (and his interest lies elsewhere anyway), and he doesn't want to tell her that, so plays along making her think she's stringing him along in that way. He's ultimately kinda using her and her family by feigning some kind of forlorn romantic interest to keep her happy and feeling in control. Though not in a bad way. His motivations are mostly just to keep his friend happy and thinking she's smarter than him.That way when she tries to conceal her feelings for Harry, especially from Crabbe thinking it will cause him to stop following her, it comes to a point where they need to have a conversation about it, and everything goes better than she expected. He's like, "Yeah, I knew all along. I couldn't be happier for you.", and means it. She feels a huge weight come off her shoulders and realises what a true friend he truly was all this time.Ironically this is the first time in their lives that she spontaneously hugs him and he hugs her back.Just a nice wholesome and true friendship in the end.
Time to cry boys. Prepare those handkerchiefshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPFwunFaVw
>>224043706Also why Crabbe would get sorted into Slytherin. He's a scheming ambitious motherfucker just like she is, but in his own way.They both find out their scheming was ultimately benign and a little shocked their underlying friendship was always more real than they even knew. They respect each other more as a result.Later on when they have a problem it could be due to Crabbe actually getting romantic attention reciprocated from one of the other chicks and her having a scheme of her own, irrational jealousy over the nature of his 'friendship' with Malfoid, actively trying to drive a wedge between them, (she's in Slytherin too).This could start when she sees the aforementioned hug from a distance, complicating Crabbe's thus far straight-forward romantic life, and setting off a series of events that lead him down the wrong path. He starts making his 'own decisions' under her influence and without Malfoid making them all for him he starts fucking up. Also as one of Malfoid's friends, Crabbe's now girlfriend has an in-road to gather information and manipulate them both.This also puts later emotional pressure on Malfoid and causes complications while her and Harry are trying to deal with shit of their own, because she can sense that Crabbe no longer fully has her back.
>>224043149What are the chances that Harry and his mates, (that he just met), would all wind up in Gryffindor?:https://youtu.be/z4K2F_OALPQ?t=19025% x 25% x 25% = 1.56%I smell Dumbledore brand fuckery afoot. Just sayin'.
>>224035743Modest changes can't really work. More establishing scenes need to go into the first three books. I would have basically Harry intervening to save Malfoid multiple times. And they would need a scene together alone to confront why he saves her. Humorous scene of her asking him to teach her parseltongue before he admits to her he doesn't know how to speak it.Like majority of the AI gens go, they go to the Yule ball separately but end of together during it. The tri-wizard tournament spans months so after the Yule ball they would start dating in secret but Voldemort's return and the revelation her father is a death eater would end that.The core of the story is fine though.
>>224044663the chance isn't 25%. it depends on the persons traits how high the chance for each house is
>>224044956>part of Dumbledore's conspiracy and lying for him when it's so obviousSad.
