why did I hate every woman in this show with the exception of Niobe?
>>224022278Because she cheated on her husband and it gave you a cuck fetish.
>>224022278I didn't hate any of the female characters, not even Servilia and I'm pretty mysoginist
Wtf? Eirene is an angel
>>224023473>spits in Pullo's porridge >he eats it without breaking eye contact
>>224022278I wish that she had a scene where she goes tinkle
because most of the main characters are disloyal conniving cunts.Servilia and Cleopatra specially.
>>224022278octavia's masturbation scene should've been longer than 5 seconds
>>224022278What about Jocasta?
>>224023852She was lowkey hot. Bit of an airhead though.
>"Bruno [Heller] once did outline a story that he was going to start the whole series with,” Stevenson said. “An 88-year-old Pullo going down to the riverside by Vorenus’ tomb, or sarcophagus, pouring wine on it, taking a sword out while sitting there on the banks, looking at the glistening river, and committing suicide.
I'M NOT LEAVING THIS THREAD UNTIL I'VE FUCKED SOMEONE
>You're no coward. But you do have a strong disease in your soul. A disease that will eat away at you, until you die>Really? And what is this disease?>I don't know. I'm not a doctor.>No, no you're not. So how can you be so sure of your diagnosis?>I recognize your symptoms. I have the same sickness.was it autism?
>>224022278>The only women I liked was the cheating whore
>>224023949No, it was stoicism
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
>hating AtiaAbsolutely FILTERED. Fuck you OP.
>>224024061>b-but he was a janny>HE WAS A MODERATOR OF /TV/>To get banned in this sordid way...rangebanned like a common coomposter.>Shame.
>have epilepsy irl>Caesar has a grand mal seizure in the closet>people think he is fucking his nephew>somehow that is less shameful I fucking love this show.
"I have to go now; my people need me">Note: Timon died on the voyage to Judea
>>224024148>octavia trying to probe information out of octavian by seducing him>octavian reads that she's trying to get something out of him>fucks her and lets her know he won't tell her shit and he knows what she's doing>fucks his own sister for the love of the gameDevilishly based.
>>224024205would octavian fuck atia if she tried something like that?
>>224024093She's hateable, but incredibly fuckable.
>>224024324Did you know that just because you hate a character that doesn't mean that they are badly written? Crazy, I know.
>>224024353Oh I agree. Hateable does not mean bad. It's pretty obvious she was written to be hateable, almost like Janice from the Sopranos, except fuckable.
>>224024353I don't even consider Atia hateable. She put that bitch Servilia in her place
>>224024409She is honestly one of my top five favorite female characters of all time.
The entire production team is Italian. It's filmed in Italy. So why not have an Italian cast speaking Latin?
>>224024443I don't know if anything will top Siân Phillips as Livia in I, Claudius.
>>224024205>brainmogging your slightly simple older sister dastardly autistic
>>224024353When you hate every character, yes whatever it is is badly written.Haven't seen this but it applies to generally everything post 2008. Even shows that started before then gradually destroy their characters.
>>224024539The worst is when you hate characters that the story is trying to make you like. They're trying to earnestly argue or convince you that they are good people and you're wrong if you disagree. It's not an "open to interpretation" type thing, it's just >character does something awful>everyone praises them and tells them how cool they are>everyone that opposes them are bad people (like you if you agree!)>they're never punished or called out for bad shit they've doneJust gave me PTSD remembering The Handmaid's Tale or The Man in the High Castle. My God I don't know why the fuck I watched that shit, but I don't like leaving shit unfinished once I start.
>>224024443>Gets you a hooker so you won't be a fag.Best Mom.
>>224024227Absolutely. Atia titmogged, assmogged, lipmogged, and bushmogged every bitch in the empire. She remains the only woman I can jerk to without seeing her get penetrated or perform fellatio.
>>224022278>He hated Octaviago be gay elsewhere
>>224022278Because they're almost all horribly written except a select few scenes.
>>224023473She was a whore who led Pullo on
>>224023361Same. All the women were well written and I usually hate the grrlboss trope.
>>224023852Hot af. Pity she had no nude scenes.
