>friday nightWhy are you here?
>>224021844Friday NightI’m thinking that we just mightFly away to someplace they don’t knowWho we are
>>224021844It's literally 12 pm
It's 1 o'clock. I just got back from the BMV. The women renewing my license had enormous tits.
>>224021844SAAAAR
>>224022239LMAO every single time
>>224021844It Sunday morning dumbass you didn't switch clock
>>224021844>friday night>Why are you here?"Where else ought I be?"
It's 2pm and I have the day off.
>>224021844I'm off work with a scrotum infection, my left nut is so swollen and ballooned that it's literally a 5" sphere, it's also causing my foreskin to swell and balloon which means my dick looks like one of those diy fleshlights (pic related). It's not pleasant, I had two rounds of IV antibiotics before being discharged from the hospital, I'm on antibiotics for the next month and they gave me a shitload of Dilaudid to manage the pain over the next few weeks.
>>224023022At least the prognosis is better than if you'd had Torsion, right?
>>224022573Same but I'm sick shits so boring might just take nyquil and pass out
>>224023568Oh yeah, no danger of losing the nut, nowhere near as painful as a torsion, and I caught it well before there was any risk of Fournier's Gangrene, which is the worst case scenario for something like this.
>>224023832>Fournier's GangreneI'm not even going to look that up lol, and how it differs from "normal" gangrene. Glad you don't have it.Speedy recovery, anon.
I can shit post while being a social butterfly. Infact, it gives me an easy out in boring debacles
>>224021844Nigga it's still daytime. I'm at work.
>>224021844I’m old
