Warwick Davis here, I’ve heard you basement dwelling jokesters having been making joke. Well keep laughing it up incels, I’m the one who gets to go home to all this!
So imagine you have a rented Godzilla costume....
>>224021657>Well keep laughing it up incels, I’m the one who gets to go home to all this!Not anymore, his wife died
>>224021720A healthy adult woman in the prime of her life cut down like that… sad :/
>>224021720She did not. Someone just tricked her into saying her name backwards so she was banished to her home dimension. No, just kidding. It was a horrible glue trap accident.
>>224021657the blonde is your daughter, right midge? i'm gonna fuck her good
>>224021657Is Warwick Davis cognizant of the fact that he is, commercially as well as physically, the modern incarnation of a freakshow attraction? He's in all this fucking shit and NOBODY is watching it for his acting talents.
Warwick has a not often seen full sized daughter named Reachwench Davis. Her spine is hunched and twisted from living in their tiny house and being forced to wear only hand-me-ups from her "big" sister.
>>224021720>after the mitte feast.pngWhat the fuck is this image meant to imply, anon?
>>224021833>hand-me-upschecked and kek'd
>>224021657Biggers eternally BTFO!!!
>>224021808Good one, you couldn’t get a lady as beautiful as my daughter to even go on a date in 100 years tallcel!
Warwick has begun working on a followup to his documentary about midgets in the holocaust. This new production is titled "The Diary of Anne Cocktail Frank"
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>>224021657Would impregnate and leave
>>224021657>not content with being a worthless midge>has to curse new souls with his disfigurementPure evil.
>>224021941So if you aren’t “perfect” by a white male’s standard you shouldn’t have kids? Let me guess, something something inferior genetics? Let’s here it right winger
>>224021941It is worse than you think. All of Warwick's kids are actually normal and were adopted through a process involving trickery and gold spinning looms.
>>224021941More successful midgets like Dinkledge and Joe Rogan consider Warwick an uncle Tom Thumb.
>>224021657Imagine having a serious genetic disorder like that and STILL wanting to pass it on new life, new life that even when born normally to average parents, has a lot of difficulties and pain to live through. No, imagine adding to the mix a genetic disorder which fucks them up for life, where no money in the world can fix it. His wife has a different kind of genetic dwarfism, which led them to lose one of their kids as he was born with both kinds of dwarfism, which is lethal. I just can't process how much of an inhumane son of a bitch you have to be to spread the genetic disorder to your progeny. Aren't there methods to use IVF, where an egg free from the genetic disease is picked and the same is done with sperm? They had the money. This is just inhumane.
>>224021927go ahead, throw your genes away!
>>224022105They not only had the money... did you know at one point Warwick was actually the highest paid actor in all of Hollywood? Yeah, his agent left his check on top of the fridge.
>>224021657Why do they stand with their feet apart like that?
>>224022003>Let’s here itGood morning saar
>>224022105I think most parents are inherently narcissistic people. They think that not only will the life they create will be a benefit to our overly crowded, resource depleted world, but that they can bring this child joy and happiness usually while they don’t even have enough for themselves.Then they get upset when the child doesn’t live up to their inflated expectations. Then so many relish pushing the human being they BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD out of their homes, because the “parasite” that they had every choice not to create relied on them for sustenance and shelter.I’m not even an edgy nihilist, at many times in history being a parent was a noble endeavor, but right now you have to be a self obsessed freak to do so.
>>224022195Without a wide stance anyone could come along and just push on the tops of their heads and drive them into the ground and use them as a golf tee.
>>224022258>no actual argument, just a retoricle attack on my grammarSay you’re an incel without saying you’re an incel!
>>224022350>everyone on 4chan is the same person you were arguing with
>>224022393>still no substancle argument, just greentext Next!
>>224022431You are an annoying prick that has plenty of time to argue here because everyone in your life is sick of dealing with you. Discuss.
>>224022003>white male’sNigger this isn't a racial thing, their quality of life is objectively FUCKED
>>224022464Still don’t here an argument!
>>224022516My argument is that you fundementally suck as a human, and other humans would only choose to interact with you to piss on your empty head. You should feel bad, because your existence makes others feel bad.
>>224021816>a cruel, friendly, helpless, mean, sadistic, and murderous leprechaunThis sounds like a very complex multifaceted character. Are you sure you're not underrating Warwick Davis?
>>224021848She ate him after he passed.Why waste the body?
I want to kill all of them for the greater good of mankind. Disgusting freaks of a family.
>>224022579How would Warwick Davis go about killing himself?>can't shoot himself because bong>can't hang himself, too short to hang the rope up or climb a stool>can't drive a car into a wall, his feet can't reach the pedals
>>224022638Walk in front of a vacuum cleaner nozzle.
>>224022603I do not want to sell him short. While I do not want to admit he is a star, I do have to grant that he is a white dwarf.
I think there's a chance a midget couple can produce a normal child. I think it's about a 50% chance. It's a dice roll. But Warwick lost on both rolls.
>>224022638Flush down toilet
>>224022799That could create the danger that he survives in what would be his natural subterranean environment, where he could possibly breed with other low-level lifeforms creating a super-race of segway riding monsters.
>>224022490They're rich though, doing far better off than I am. Honestly, it is kind of sad though that the kids may or have already had the soul crushing talk with dad over why he brought them into the world with such a debilitating genetical disease that prevents them from living full lives. Guy ended up marrying another dwarf though despite having enough money to marry just about anyone else, I respect that.
when I said that I couldn't even have half as much as other people I didn't mean it literally
>>224022576Bad argument, next!
>>224022638Walk into a power outlet
>>224021657>having been making joke.brownest monkey fucking garbage esl website
>>224022995He couldn't reach the S key, don’t be ableist you bigot.
Don't make fun of Warwick, he's just survived an horrific traffic accident, his segway collided with a tonka truck!
>>224021657I can guarantee you that nobody talks about Warwick Davis here.
>>224022638He could go to a national park and get abducted by a raptor bird, or throw himself into the nearest active kitchen sink food dispenser.
Warwick and his whole family used to come in and get all their clothes custom made where I worked. Then Covid hit and the mall closed the build-a-bear.
>>224022638We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on or tie 'im up and beat 'im up and throw 'im out of Albion!
>>224023025you are too brown to even know where you fucked up. that's how stupid you are.
>>224023153Wow, talk about a “low blow”!
>>224022431>substancleLol
>>224021657>I’m the one who gets to go home to all this!What kinda home, like a hollow oak tree?
>>224022638He can just piss off a local cat.
>>224023136>Warwick and his whole family used to come in and get all their clothes custom made where I worked. Then Covid hit and the mall closed the build-a-bear.*Build-An-Ewok
>>224021720i've been captivated by her acting
>>224022927>>224022490>>224022003>>224021941Just a reminder that literal first-relation first-generation inbreeding is less likely to result in congenitally fucked offspring than two midges slamming their defective comorbidities together, but incest is illegal while midgets are allowed to breed.
How come NASA does not make use of midgets for the space program? All the rockets could be built to scale, and when there is a disaster it will be easy to overlook instead of tragic.
>>224025280>why won't the government let me marry my sister>it's just not fair
>>224025714You would understand if you had a sweet loving beautiful sister who was your whole world
>>224021833Kek
>>224021657>He's going to go back to his Tiny Home and sit down on his Tiny Toilet and make his Tiny Poop as he cries his Tiny Tears!
>>224025977Based Marky.
>>224026103Women may be onto something with this.
>>224022638he could jump off a table.
