What the HECK did I just watch?
>>224021567No idea, but from that screenshot it looks demonic.
>>224021587don't diss Greta
>>224021567referenceslop
Here's what I don't get. If buddy needs a kid to sing his song and restart the loop, why doesn't he just pull a kid from the real world instead of hunting down the kids? He literally pulled the mom in to become the nurse, I don't see why he couldn't do the same for a random kid
>>224021746Retard alert
>>224021791explain then
>>224021567Sequel and Prequel bait.>>224021746>>224021862It's all a rape analogy. The mom consented by touching the tv screen multiple times, but tried to withdraw consent when she was being pulled in. The kids consented by touching the screen and retroactively try to withdraw consent when they regret being on the Buddy Show.Also since your low IQ, Buddy is an orange monster with bad yellow hair, who tried to grab the mom by the pussy from the back.
>>224021935>analogy excuses bad writingsure>dude it's a drumf metaphor pic related
>>224021991>The cast is set and Buddy can only bring people in between episodes, not during an episode.Then how was he able to bring the mom if the ep wasn't reset? Why bring a mom and not a kid who can actually reset the loop?
wtf
>>224021746Buddy also needs a kid to call him out to change him from plushie form. However baseball kid dies during the reset and he starts out in his skin suit form.
>>224021567>DUDE GET THIS IS A CUTE KIDS CHARACTER BUT LIKE HES EVIL AND KILLS PEOPLE!>IT PARODIES HAPPY GO LUCKY EARLY 90S SHOWS LIKE BARNEY BUT ITS SINISTER AND THERES LIKE ANALOG STATICIs there any real reason i should watch this or is it just Barney killing kids the whole time?
>>224022285Do what you want. I'm not your fucking dad.
>>224021935>analogyslopcool, I can skip this flick then>dude, what if I wanted to make a movie about rape and make a statement about rape...but I think I'll just make a movie that has nothing to do with rape but it makes no sense because it's kind of like an analogy or a metaphor for rape or something haha... btw I am jewish and need 20 different meds a day
>>224022137>soft reset Seems like speculation on your part. All we see is buddy saying it’s not working and sperging out, doesn’t seem like a soft reset in anyway. And even if it was, It doesn’t explain why he picks a mom and not a kid to do a full reset.
>>224022389 >>224022137I still like the movie quite a lot (Freddy a cute) but I can’t ignore stuff that bugs me about it
>>224022369Why do you constantly go on threads about movies you haven't watched? Are you that fat and desperate for attention?
>>224022389Well if we go by his reaction to George he maybe wasn't fully sure he can't reset with an adult.
>>224021567its a cute-ified version of hollywood execs and how they prey on people who participate in their 'show'.
>>224022469So I can see what movies are worth pirating and to share my cool opinions with my online friends.Are you retarded?
>>224022506How about you neurotic mentally ill jews make a movie where>buddy is buddy>bunny is bunny>nurse is nurseNOOOO REEEEEE IT HAS TO BE AN ANALOGY OF CANCER AND CONSUMERISM AND CAPITALISMTHE BLUE CURTAINS SYMBOLIZE RAPE!!!60 IQ retard ''writing'' by people who learned about literary concepts in school and decided that because they were taught something that immediately makes it important and good
>>224022519>anon thinks he was very clever for this
>>224022556You seem incredibly mad about some random anon's personal interpretation of a movie you didn't even see.
>>224022556God forbid art had ideas behind it. Everyone should definitely cater to your stunted turd for brains.
>>224022581Shove your tranny interpretation in your dilation hole>GUYS WHAT IF IT'S ALL A DREAM!!.... WAIT, IT'S SYMBOLISM AND WHAT IF THE MOVIE ENDED WITH BUDDY WRITING THE STORY AND CLOSING A BOOKOk, you ruined the movie for yourself with your terrible interpretation. Why, troon?
>>224022581I could easily overpower and rape you.
>>224021567When he pushed Freddie the actress looked actually shocked.I admit I laughed
>>224022625I interpret this post as symbolic portrayal of the economygod forbid posts had ideas behind them
>>224022506> same with Wade, he does bring one new kid eventuallyYeh but I’m asking why doesn’t he get a kid first since then he could do a reset?
>>224022660Apparently in some instances the kids didn't rehearse certain scenes and got actually spooked.
>>224021991I think the man at the end is her father
>>224021997Face it. He blew you the fuck out.
>>224021567How long are you faggots going to keep spamming this?
>>224022722until morale improves
>>224022480That’s fair, though 1 we never see him attempt to do the reset with the nurse2. Buddy has been around for generations, seems like this kind of information should be known to him, but I can let this slide
>>224022469>Why do you constantly go on threads about movies on a forum about movie discussionno idea bro!
>>224022761I assumed things never got derailed as badly until the movie. Buddy seemed to me like he wasn't actually used to dealing with having to kill multiple kids in one go and kind of fumbled around and also kept on trying to still stay in character.
>>224022713Pushing up invisible sleeves is kino
A former Adult Swim writer finally making it big
>>224022804uh oh melty..
Freddy bullying the shit out of Freddy were my favorite parts, it was funny as hell. Not really sure what they’re gonna do for the sequel
>>224022919Fuck I meant buddy bullying Freddy
>>224022919I wonder if they'll actually keep Buddy dead. A prequel probably couldn't do that much.
the symbol on each unicorn chest is what empowers themBuddy has the heart so its important that everyone love him all the time and how songs about hating him changes himthe unicorn in the cellar has to be the one on the mural with the sunshine chest symbolbuddy keeps him out of the sun to make sure he's weak but able enough to keep making those playpals thats my guess anyway
>>224022722>>224022895I didn't see you complaining in the one billion each obsession, nathan felder, green lantern, malfoid threads, kys
>>224022087>However baseball kid dies during the resetThere was no end credits. He was just taking the love being offered to him, and using the energy to regenerate
>>224023021because jannies get mad when you don't conform to their spam threads and ban you for three days when you do post in them complaining
>>224023021melty continues..
>>224023016Yeah the one in question still is Bobby, the star. People assume he's dead or maybe he's around and they hinted at him here but we don't know.
Stop spamming this shit movie
>>224022519kek
>>224023090uh oh, someone needs to be raped
>>224023146???
>>224022469> Are you that fat and desperate for attention?Yep.
FYI you guys have to do what I say, or else.
>>224022797Yeah it's not as if killing is part of the show. He only does it if the kids aren't following the rules of the show. It's like he's a slave to it and wants to keep the beast at bay.
>>224022985I kind of doubt he stays 100% dead and absent. Even if he stays dead he would still probably keep some presence or there would be flashbacks/glimpses of the past since he is the most recognizable character and they seemed to have way too much fun having him get up to weird stuff in the promo stuff.
>>224023252
>>224021567How did this crap movie get such a buzz? It’s boring and not particularly well acted or written. The only thing good scene in the movie when Buddy is feeling Cristen Miloti’s surprisingly tight firm round ass.
>>224021991Hannah is so cute, it's just not fair to the other kids to compare them
>>224023366Most kids on these types of the show are badly actedIt gave the film some realism. That corny/cheesy vibe was spot on. Girl who plays Freddie is the best of the bunch so its no surprise she was cast in the hero role
I am assuming more demonic child murder in films
>body is shown to be flesh, blood and bone under the suit>has a plushie tongue>???
>>224021626The Swedish gremlin deserves every diss thrown at her
>>224021746Because he was all fucked up and looked like a hideous disgusting monster and no kid would try to go to him. He says the song heals him.
>>224021935Why Trump and not Epstein? Are they trying to scapegoat Epstein with Trump? lol
Obsession threads were better than these. And Obsession threads were NOT good.
>>224022285Seems to be an allegory for Trump. lol
>>224024053What the fuck is this movie
>>224022596>artthis isn't artits propaganda. there is nothing artistic about it
>>224023339...jews are insane
>>224022034I was interested in this before reading Buddy's horse cock is never shown. What's the point in having an equine character if there's no horse cock?
The mom was genuinely so fucking hot, I was half erect every scene she was in and full on erect with that hugging scene
>>224025004Damn Brooke. Bringing your horse dick licker fetish to the chans huh
>>224023072What a weird way to set up the tv. The bed is high up but the tv is sitting on a table that's low to the ground.
>>224025334It's the kind of person who puts a single magazine video game pullout poster on the wall of an otherwise Live Laugh Love style room.
>>224025334Well, that's the version that pops up after Buddy edits reality. It was originally this.
>>224025004you can tell the set designer was a woman, because they have no idea how single dad's live. They just threw laundry on the floor, and swapped out the furnature for cheap garbage and a comfy chair
I wonder if they were originally going to make Buddy a diddler but thought it might be too much for audiences so they just made him act rapey with Nurse Grace
>>224026011it's 2026. Being a toxic male is worse than diddling children
I'm a little intrigued. Is this actually worth watching?
>>224027184Its alright. I laughed out loud a few times. It definitely is not analog horror or anything, its way too comedic and the framing of the kids show is more comical than frightening. Even the sexual assault bit later just made me laugh. Its very much a comedy first.
>>224023021Bitch I hate all the shit you faggots spam. It's like you can't exist unless you spam the same threads over and over. It's pathetic.
>>224027184If you like Too Many Cooks or DHMIS you'd enjoy it
>>224027184Watch it for Hannah
>>224027184it is. Prepare for the start to be really cringy but it eventually gets going
>>224023021Nathan fielder threads arent spam theyre genuine discussion and enjoyment, you low iq fags dont get this because his shit goes over your head
>>224027265There was a jump scare that caught me when they reached the Diamond City. People who have seen the film will know what I mean
>>224021567I just watched Buddy (2026) and whew, what a fricking rideAll the scences with him made my skin crawl, it was so hecking creepy, reminded me of a certain US politician who also looks like a stuffed toy *cough* guess who *cough*Anyways- I can't wait to see pyrocynical's 45 minute analysis of this movie
>>224021567Your post got me to watch it. I would have fucked Miss Bunny and feel bad about what happened to Buddy. You do everything for those kids and look at how ungrateful they were. Little shits!
>>224023366it's fun
>>224028004>>224023520I'm going to watch for the mise-en-scène cute little girls
>>224022985>flash back to when it was Buddy's wild west show>we get to see the set the way it used to be>that one little shit triggers Buddy with his song>we get to see Buddy having a rampage and killing a couple kids >smash cut to "behind the scenes">we see how he's abusing Benny>he then opens a door reveal a a cell holding Bobby>He says "It's time for another reboot, old man" or something like that>ominous fade to black as the title screen comes up>smashcut to present>Benny standing over Buddy's lifeless corpse>Benny opens the room with Bobby's prison>silently pulls out a key>Cue the title screen of a brand new show "Bobby's Playhouse">We see the mom in the title sequence, revealing that she managed to survive, but is still trapped>same gimmick as the Buddy Show>kidnapping kids and using their love for magic powers>except that Bobby is much more powerful, since it was his magic that Buddy was exploiting
>>224021587cringe larper
>>224021587Retard
>>224021567>In 2025, producers J. D. Lifshitz, Raphael Margules and Tracy Rosenblum approached filmmaker Casper Kelly to develop a horror film based on Barney & Friends.You watched a typical Jewish psychological attack on a host people.
>>224028840>cringehow dare you accuse someone else of that that while posting that image
>Nathan fielder threads arent spam theyre genuine discussion and enjoyment, you low iq fags dont get this because his shit goes over your headLying faggot
>>224030739on his birthday too
>>224025004Actually Buddy is an entire horsecock himself. Remember the scene where he goes after the kids in the Worry Well? He literally has to circumcise his body to fit in. Yet he didn't have to modify his body to kill Wade and Tyler? Wade is impaled by a phallic symbol and Tyler is hugged to death.It's a metaphor how about WASPs buck break their slaves. The "circumcision" is about Trump getting influenced by jews and becoming a cannibalistic child rapist. Seriously why the fuck did he vore Oliver.
>>224021686wdtmbt
This movie looks like shit. Its supposed to be scary, and not a comedy?
>>224035271It's labeled as horror comedy.
>>224035271neither really, but it leans closer to comedy
>>224021567Kino
posting the word "hannah" should be banned in these threads
>>224021567Chuck Lorre-Kryptonite
>>224021935You have TDS.
>>224035617Why? Because she is so funny and cute?
>>224023520
>>224035741Good way to ruin your hairline young
>>224023931It's both.
>>224024080>>224024048Based and redpilled. lol
a very obvious and pointless movie that should have been 30 minutes long?
