What makes his movies so terrible?
>>224020586They're not. He just has a lot of haters.
>>224020586How do I get hairline like him?
>>224020586>What makes corny, low budget, action movies starring a fat larping retard with glasses so terrible?
>>224020586>CIA asset>Mob ties>Took on the yakuza>Broke James Bond's wrist>Made a film about the environment before Al Gore>Defeated the Warner brothers>Deputy sheriff>Cop for many years>7th degree Aikido black belt>Action icon>International businessman>Wine connoisseur>Author>Musician>Dancer>Time keeping enthusiast>Energy drink line owner>Buddhist deity>Sex symbol>Close friends with Putin>Banned from a country for being a national security threat>Climbed Hollywood in less than a decade>Spared JCVD's life>Grew his hair back>Honored as the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device>American, Russian and Serbian citizenship>Has taught Aikido to the special military forces of multiple countries>First American to open a dojo in Japan>Has trained multiple UFC champions>6'4>7 childrenWhat the fuck have YOU done, bitch.
Him
He got old. His peak movies were the Mortal Kombat to Arnold's Street Fighter. You'd see bones poking through skin, there'd be an odd titty or two. In his day, before the internet, you could just make shit up and nobody could fact check you that well. It was easy to say something like "those records are sealed" and let that be the end of the conversation. There is a sweet spot in his generation that produced a lot of mysterious black belt tough guys or stolen valor green berets with mystical powers that you don't have the authorization to verify and can kill you with a touch, so no, it's too dangerous to practice or show you.Imagine you are Seagal in Japan in the 70s and you are a 6'4" chad with a ponytail among the tiny nips. He probably got so much pussy.
>>224020663Based
>>224020638Spray paint.
He started putting his name on movies he would only appear in for a couple of scenes. Somehow worse than the slop Bruce Willis pulled in his dementia years.
Reddit started hating him because muh russia
>>224020586He runs like a girl.
he snatched too many birthdays
He got the hiccups give him a glass of water!
>>224020657why does he wear the glasses?
