this can't go on.
>>224020174Zoomers believe the world began whenever they first encountered the internet...
>>224020189rentfree
>>224020174Series coming to an end is natural.
>>224020174Friday the 13th has copyright issuesI imagine Elm Street has similar problems
They are 80s horror movies and they died in the 90s. If anything they overstayed their welcome. Universal horror movies ended, Hammer movies ended, it's only natural that 80s slashers should end.
We have Art and Obsession girl now, unc.
>>224020718no actually elm street is like the one slasher franchise that didn't have a million companies jumping on board, every film was produced through new line cinema which is owned by warner bros which is owned by paramountthere was no retarded lawsuit that split ownership of the franchise between a cuck and a dead man
>>224020849then I imagine one major issue is who to cast as FreddyThey tried replacing Englund once already and it didn't work, and he's too old to return
>>224020889robert has said he will gladly do freddy's voice for an animated filmthere's some weird kind of social media campaign going on now for actors trying to play freddy, they all suck though
It always bothers me when younger people are so used with modern media being nothing but rehashed stuff based on decades old properties, that they actually beg for more of that. The dead horse has been kicked so much that the carcass is gone but pleeeease bring back the corpse so you can kick it some more! It's the only way things can be made!
>>224020174To be fair, F13 blew itself out decades ago, and so did the Nightmare series which should have ended with The Dream Warriors.
Franchiseslop
>>224020751Finally another anon gets it. This is also why almost every band starts to suck.
>>224020174Maybe its time new monsters were made?
>>224020751>Universal horror movies endedno one's ever really gone
>>224021341That flick was utter dogshit.
>>224020751>Hammer movies endedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_Film_Productions>In May 2007, the company name was sold to a consortium headed by Dutch media tycoon John de Mol, who announced plans to spend some $50 million (£25m) on new horror films. The new organization acquired the Hammer group's film library of 295 pictures. Simon Oakes, who took over as CEO of the new Hammer, said, "Hammer is a great British brand—we intend to take it back into production and develop its global potential. The brand is still alive but no one has invested in it for a long time."[3]
>>224021372>look it's not the same people>or the same ideas>in fact it's something else with the name slapped on it>but it's BACK
>>224020338It's just an observation Ranjeet
Just wait for the copyright to expire, and you'll see the slashers flood the VOD market.
>>224020718The problem with Elm Street is that Robert Englund is retired and there's no one else that can play the character.
>>224021447there is no copyright, a CCL means anyone can make shit
Why did horror movies stop being sexy? They used to have tits as much as gore. Now there's no tits, and the gore feels blase and artless. Oh look, that guy got cut in half and those sure are some fake guts spilling out. Yawn.
>>224021486Haha just had a horrible thought. They dump metric tons of cash on Robert Englund to come back and he does, then we get the frail elderly Freddy Krueger we've always craved.That would be hilarious. I hope it happens.
>>224021515Again, basedllenials and zoomzooms
>>224021672>Gen X kike trying to stir the potI see you.
>>224021706>I've been found out!I'm late Gen X/GenY whatever the fuck.Gen X is pretty fucked up too, but the thing about Gen X is the neverending obsession with the past.
>>224020174>"horror">look inside>not scary at allHow are slashers considered horror? More of a thriller really
I wonder why.>>224021515>Why did X stop being sexyFixed.My guess is that now porn is so widespread and mainstream that zoomers get offended when they find pron in their soup.
>>224021818>the thing about Gen X is the neverending obsession with the pastGot anything better, man?
The best horror movies are old. FACT.
>>224020174the '09 one has one of the funniest awkward sex scenes ever
the legal issues is just one thing. really they couldve made another one years back but they didnt want to keep doing them. then one year a different horror film flopped and they got cold feet. nobody knows what theyre doing
>>224020174Be happy Jason is in legal hell and they can’t make a movie I’d be woke trash. Look at shit Crystal Lake and them not allowing tits and ass.
>>224023249Yeah, the 09 movie did well, they had a sequel in pre-production, then the Nightmare on Elm Street remake (rightfully) flopped, so they put the F13 sequel on hold then the rights issues cropped up.Personally I think the issue with the 00 remakes was aping the grimy aesthetics of the Texas Chainsaw remake when they should've started leaning into the comfy 80's nostalgia for F13 and NoES.
>>224020338>rent free>u madcanned responses from a programmed generation
why do you IP worshipping goyslaves keep thinking that superficial things like that matter
>>224023379its a movie board/what matters then, tell us
>>224023310Nightmare remake was kino and didn't censor what Freddy actually did to the kids unlike that cuckold Wes Craven.
How much can you really do with guy in mask kills people
>>224020174zoomies are deathly afraid of picking up phone calls from unfamiliar numbers, initiating conversations, and handwriting essays. there's no need for masked serial-killers and gore.
>>224023458the quality of the film not that they attached a recognizable guy in a mask to a script that had been waiting for funding for 5 years
>>224023523the next 4chan meme horror franchise will be>200 word essay due in four hours, haven't even started yet
>>224023553Doesn't work anymore because you can just put it in the magic AI machine.
>>224023596no the horror comes from not having access to AI
>>224023636Why not?
>>224020174Friday 1 barely was about Jason tho moron
>>224021486Yeah this is true. I do think it's possible that they could resurrect it with the right guy. I could not tell you who played Freddy in the remake which most people just pretend never happened
>>224023490Freddy being a child molester is unironically just a step too far for most people, being a child killer is more than disturbing enough. For the same reason there's almost never been any rape in horror movies throughout the decades despite the 80s and 00s going hard on gratuitous nudity. Freddy is supposed to be scary but he's also supposed to still be fun to watch if that makes sense. This is something that I find some horror fans struggle with understanding because they believe these movies should be an endurance test but most of them weren't and aren't supposed to be that extreme it just sucks all the fun out and becomes too depressing. Despite the aim of the genre to make you feel negative emotions there's still a balance to be had, and not every horror movie wants to be A Serbian Film or Martyrs and I say this as someone who thought Martyrs was a masterpiece but it's not the kind of movie I would want to rewatch like Nightmare on Elm Street is.
>>224020751>They are 80s horror movies and they died in the 90s.even if they continued to make new movies they wouldnt be any good. just look at the awful new halloween movies or the new elm street one. just awful and nothing like the ones from the 80s
>>224020174Do you really want the zoomer generation making shitty A24 versions of these characters with no sex and everything being a metaphor for getting periods or fighting the manosphere?
>>224020338Yes yes, jump through the hoop you programmed soulless shell.
>>224023490I think what pissed me off was how they tried to make Freddy look less like a monster than he did in the originals. In those he was clearly a child killer and possibly even a child molester as well. 100% an evil monster. In the reboot it's almost like they are saying that maybe the kids were exaggerating just how much Freddy touched them and that maybe he didn't even do that at all. They tried to make him look like a fucking victim or imply that his death was wrong. I swear to god there was some MAP shit floating around in that production.
>>224021341>Those things parading as humanYou fucking took a look at that shit and say GOLLY GEE WILIKERS BATMAN LET'S WATCH THIS HECKING KINO BRAH!Fucking faggot
Just imagine how awful a Jason movie would be today. Be tranny as one of the counselors, but they won’t die. Final girl will be an ugly mutt. No nudity except male ass cheeks. White male counselors will be all evil chuds and die gruesome deaths. “Incel” would be constantly used to describe Jason
