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>>224017121
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>>224017173
too OLD
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>>224017121
some random pug because she's a certified dogface
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>>224017178
she is over 40 althougheverbeit
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>>224017247
She's a babe
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>>224017121
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Anya taylor joy
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Jennifer Connelly 30 years ago
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>>224017121
Why's she so smug?
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>>224017121
That fat black chick with the big gap in her teeth from that one commercial
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>>224018559
that mexican chick from the fast movies and first resident evil
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>>224017314
The only real answer
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Idris Elba
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>>224017121
Just use her voice actress.
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>>224017121
They're going to make a shitty 10 fps animated adaptation of it (like K-Pop Demonhunters) just so they can use the BG3 VAs.
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>>224017251
That's young for a half-elf, howeverquest.
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>Here's that woke game I was telling you about.
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>>224017247
gay pls go
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>>224018559
Frogwife!!
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>>224017121
>>224017173
>>224018749
>>224018754
No thanks, we don't need another gay shitface
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>>224017121
Lea Seydoux
>>224017173
Good pick
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>>224017121
Zendaya of course.
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Cadey Mercury
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>>224018559
Too on the nose?
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>>224018749
Deserves a spanking.
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You'd give her a smooch, right?
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>>224017121
>horrid nuLara face
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>>224017121
>first floods /v/ with this mid simp gayfaggotry
>now /tv/
>baldgay story sucks
>your bitches are ugly
>kill yourself
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it's genuinely depressing watching people white knight for this bitch
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>>224018700

Practically the whole cast would be great reprising the roles in live action.
They all did the mo-cap for the game anyway, and they can be made up to look the parts, Karlach would be at least a partial CG character anyway.
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>>224017121
So /tv/, remove her curse, or kill her parents?
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>>224019549
You need an amazon to play Karlach.
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>a sharran camping with mystra's chosen
>after shar killed mystra
>while shar is actively trying to kill mystra again
bg1/2 were 1000x better
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Mackenzie Foy as Shadowheart
Jax Slayher as Halsin
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>>224020002
poser alert
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>>224017121
theyll probably cast some flavor of mexican
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>>224017121
octokuro and sweetie fox. Im sure another obscure one has done it
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>>224018559
unironically supergirl
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Why, Inde Navarette of course!
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>>224020002
gale is supremely arrogant and wants to supplant mystra himself, but that doesn't change that the old games were better written
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>>224020092
the old games were marvel quipping whedon flicks
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>>224020113
You didn't play them.
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>>224020044
>>224020092
>>224020092
elminster is mystra's chosen and the sharran would have died to elminster before anyone met her
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>>224020211
Mystra was probably wise enough to know Shadowheart was forced into being sharran and on her way to redemption, unlike you.
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>>224020194
cope
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>>224020246
So you spent over 200 hours you hated?
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>>224020235
>forced into being a sharran
the biggest plot hole ladies and gentlemen
it doesnt work that way

gods give power to the faithful
if shar's giving her power then uh yeah it ain't forced

but then selune also gives power
which would never happen

"hey selune you mind?"
"no wait, let me ask your sister instead"

dumb
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>>224020273
I didn't hate them, but they're not perfect games
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>>224020246
bg1 has next to no dialog
the story's told through scrolls/books you find for the most part

so im guessing you didnt read items you found
noob
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>>224020431
>bg1 has next to no dialog
except your companions making reddit quips whenever you click on them
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>>224018559
I've jerked off to CG porn of her so many times
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>>224020661
gross dude
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>>224018878
Kek.
Lowrent Morrigan
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>>224017178
Can't use anyone that's too young, they're all man-hating sycophants.
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>>224020756
>Morrigan
shit waifu, annoying voice, dead franchise
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>>224017121
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>>224018878
Post more
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>>224020661
same. her swinging around her massive futacock just gets me going
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>>224018559
I could honestly see Cynthia Ervio pulling it off
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>>224020273
>hated
Womanbrain
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>>224018559
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>>224020775
What!
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>>224018749
Playing as a older Dwarf paladin with the libido of a panda was entertaining.
Literally everybody hitting on Grumpy, I think I had to threaten the big Wood elf to get him to fuck off.
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>>224017121
Why didn't they keep her old face?
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>>224020431
>bg1 has next to no dialog
NTA but: nigga wat
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>Shart thread on /tv/
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>>224020288
BG1/2 are incredible games, but I do think nostalgia powerfully colors a lot of people's opinions of them. They're spoken of in quivering, reverential tones, and I think people need to settle down a bit in that regard.
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>>224022162
the graphics and interface have aged, but everything else is still great. even better with AI mods.
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>>224020492
example of a lame quote?
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>>224022162
*Although, to be fair, I can't imagine what it was like playing this 25 years ago. Must have felt like games that sprawled into infinity, BG2 especially.
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>>224022202
NTA but anything from Minsc should do.
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>>224022203
games in general were much larger in the 90s because it didn't take $300 million of VFX artists to create the assets of a 8 hour singleplayer game.
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>>224022228
>evil, meet my sword! sword meet evil!

what like evil is a guy? fucking retarded and cringe.
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>>224022202
>you're a queer fellow!
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>>224022038
That's a mod, retard. She never looked like that at any point.
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>>224022290
correct she would never be wearing clothes
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>>224022290
stfu and let me ragebait in peace
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>>224022162
the Pathfinder games are better
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>>224022194
Yep, endlessly replayable still. I'm doing a replay right now in fact :)

BG3 is of course nothing like the originals; it's Larian's take on the universe in their own Divinity engine, and is more of a CRPG/Immersive-sim hybrid. Old-school fans seem to take it as a personal affront to their nostalgia, but it's probably my favorite game at this point.
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>>224022367
BG3 is about as good as CRPGs get and anyone who says otherwise is retarded
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>>224022367
being turn-based is a real problem.
bg1/2 could have trivial fights where you just lawnmowered relatively trivial monsters without even entering turn-based mode, in bg3 every fight has to interrupt the pacing.
plus the plot is EA slop with no pacing or forward planning where you can wander into act 2 by accident. I was burned out by act 3 and quit.
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>>224022408
Definitely not, BG3 could be far better.
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>>224022442
name 50 better CRPGs
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>>224022250
that's bg2, they reddited him in bg2
in bg1 he's based
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>>224022512
jokes on you I was only expressing disdain for that line ironically
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>>224022367
>it's Larian's take on the universe
europeans gaying up FR with gay angels
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>>224017121
Alison brie as Shadowheart, Rebecca Ferguson as Minthara, Ebanie Bridges as Karlach and Anya Taylor Joy as the frog.
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>>224022442
I can’t disagree with that, there’s a lot of wasted potential, and the changes they made from early access are stark once you know what to look for. Wyll is the most obvious one, but the songs all point towards the original concept being about the gradual loss of humanity for power, which all seem out of place in the final product.
I’ll be curious to see how much of that was from Hasbro’s influence once any NDAs run out. Larian clearly fucking hates them so I can’t imagine nothing interesting will leak eventually
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Alexa Chung circa 2010
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>>224022678
name 50 better CRPGs
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>>224022367
>1198 hours
bruh
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>>224024187
it's like 5 or 6 playthroughs, it takes 150-200 hours to clear the game unless you rush
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>>224025088
playing a game this long five times over is pretty unhinged behavior
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>>224025139
not if you're having fun
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>>224018749
Idk waht game this is. Is it BG3? If it is, I only see woke faggots call it woke, anti woke usually excuse the woke shit because you can kill the tranny and fags if you want, you're not forced to do anything you don't want.
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>>224025212
>family of refugees steal a person's house
>if you kick them out the good alignment characters dislike it
>letting them live there with the owner is the neutral thing to do
>kicking out the mean owner makes the good party members like you
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>>224017121
This is a lae'zel board
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>>224017121
Sasha Gray
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>>224025352
there are no alignments for characters in BG3
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>>224017121
Who the fuck is that
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>>224018559
zendaya
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>>224025729
nta but its incredibly obvious which alignment each playable npc is.
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>>224022678
the biggest problem with the BG3 plot was Larian failing to plan it ahead in any detail and treating it as an opportunity for the senior devs to indulge themselves with their various pet characters at the expense of the player.
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>>224022423
> plus the plot is EA slop with no pacing or forward planning
You obviously didn’t pay attention at all. It also warns you if you are crossing a checkpoint that you can’t go back from. The grove and goblin camp are very obvious “pick good or bad side” plot points in the very beginning of the game
and the characters and story points there carry throughout to the end and are referenced
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>>224022038
There was an older model for the face that was datamined, but it's not even remotely as different from the final model as the ragebait posts would have you believe and you can just mod this head back in if you like it that much.
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>>224025352
This is a very small and minor event in the game you reference, it has nothing to do with the game being “woke” which the game is not.
I bet you didn’t even side with the god of murder and scrafice a bunch of people.
Or take the Eldridge ending and make everyone in the city your literal collared slave [/spolier]
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>>224026182
My current playthrough I have her in an idol outfit that has her boobs out. It’s great. Real degenerate hours
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>>224026152
>BG2
prologue while you escape Irenicus
act 1 getting 15k to sail to spellhold
act 2 escaping spellhold and the underdark
act 3 sundanessellar and hell
>BG3
>act 1 help the refugees or don't and lose access to half the quests in the rest of the game, spread out over 4 different sized areas
>by far the most logical route tricks you into fighting the gith patrol much too early
>awkward super-important plot point involving Vlakith you can completely miss
>hugely padded out with sidequests because it was the entire EA for most of the game existence
>act 2 have to defeat NotMyTempo man or you get teleported to a jail cell after killing the gith patrol and trying to travel to act 3
>tiny and mostly empty ruins compared to act 1.
>act 3 cut in half to make release date, game wants you to ally with one of the guys presented as the bad guy at the end of act 2 but then kills him off for you, if you do the only logical good party option and blow him up you auto-fail a bunch of quests

BG3 is a really bloated and poorly organized game.
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>>224017121
Lizzo
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>>224018559
baezel best girl, but it's going to be, unfortunately, zendaya for sure
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>>224018997
who are you quoting
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>>224025352
And evil/practical party members approve. Not seeing the issue here. You can be pretty brutal with those refugees.

Note that the GAME never makes a judgement; individual characters do, which is how it should be.
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>>224021988
dangerously based
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>>224026497
>game never makes a judgement
>choosing the obvious "bad" option in act 1 cucks you out of most of the content
>assassinating Gortash in act 3 cucks you out of most of the rest of the content
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>>224026344
Look I agree bg2 is a masterpiece.

But your talking points are tired.
> far the most logical route tricks you into fighting the gith patrol much too early
Your party characters all have voice lines warning you to go around if you are below lvl 5.
Agin it’s obvious you didn’t pay attention
>act 2 is empty.
People never include is the entire underdark, the mountain passs and the mine in comparison.
Act 2 has the entire gauntlet of shar, the masculine, the coley, moonrise towers.
>you have to defeat the boss before you go to act 3 or you get captured.
Yeah that’s generally how games work, it’s just a mark *for bg3 it gives you an option to go around even though it obviously warns you not to. You obviously didn’t pay attention to any story points in act 2 and didn’t invest in any of the god servants you are supposed to rally to the battle if you complain about going to jail before taking care of the army.
>act 3 is small
Act three has the entire vampire lair,
The astral plane where you fight Ralpheal, entire house of hope,
Smaller areas are
Ramaziths towe, the submarine mission, the steal watch fountry, the counting house mission, house of grief where you met someone’s parents, the dragon underground, all of these places takes hours to fully experience
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BG1 and 2 are RTwP garbage that nobody actually enjoys playing, people just pretend
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>>224017121
Idris Elba
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>>224018559
Austin Butler
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Oops all Zendaya
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>Want to get into BG3
>The combat revolves around doing shit like stacking explosive barrels and having prior knowledge to min max
>Playing through story without knowledge most of the time means the enemy gets a drop on you in a really advantagous position
>Your casters are constantly getting bullied
>Takes for fucking ever to get to ranged enemies and you team takes a beating while doing it


I mean come the fuck on man, how is placing 5 barrels of explosives near a neutral goblin boss you have prior knowledge will turn aggressive a god damn "RPG". You can call me a gaming journalist tier gamer, but fuck me, if the number one criteria for success is scumming the fuck out of the game, maybe it needs some tuning?


>AGHAAGH FIVE TIMES HONORABLE TACTICIAN HERE I BEAT THE GAME MULTIPLE TIMES WITH ONE CHARACTER WEARING A G-STRING AND A SPOON YOU'RE JUST BAD

maybe i am but that combat is still fucking trash
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>>224026675
Bg2
The story is just great.
And I enjoy the old style better with managing 6 party members, I miss dedicated classes. Like the priest class. You really had to organize.
Now everyone does everything.
Everyone casts spells, everyone has a heal. It was more fun with 6.
I can’t remember which game started the 4 party default max but it sucks, a dumbing down for the CoD audience.
I am also the person defending bg3 here
>>224026643
But it’s certainly very different in certain ways
RTwP was always the best system
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>>224026892
>the game is too easy when you know how to beat it
That's literally any turn based RPG. Most people only play through the game once.
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>>224026892
>>The combat revolves around doing shit like stacking explosive barrels and having prior knowledge to min max
that's any Larian dogshit game
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>>224017121
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>>224026892
You might be thinking of DiviOgsin2.
Bg3 I never had to use the barrel cheese once. Your build obviously just sucks
>prior knowledge required.
Yes, that is what we like about heavy RPG systems, go play call of duty if you just want to left click to win, you do need to understand the system a bit. Though I think it’s pretty hard to fail actully.
Your complaint is very weird though because after lvl5 most players consider your party OP in bg3
That’s one of the other things I forgot about bg2 here>>224026643
bg2 has one of the best lvl scaling in a game I have ever scene, probably best ever. (Unless you fsggot mid max it) one of the things that made it so good, even doing the quests in different order it always felt lvl appropriate because it scaled correctly.
But in bg3 at least you can change the difficulty if it is too hard for you without much loss of enjoyment
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>>224017121
Cailee Spaeny
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>>224026892
uh so if you're that much skill issued turn on easy mode, that's why it's there.
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>>224017357
FUARK
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>>224026914
>everyone has a heal
>in bg3
lmaoing @ you're life if you dedicate anything but a couple of your biggest potions to healing
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>>224018559
Elle has a freakishly small nose
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>>224026892
you're a retard
the only time i had to stack explosive barrels was solo honor mode which is not something anyone playing normally would ever have to do
kill yourself faggot retard
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>>224027256
Read my lips baby boy.

The combat, is trash.
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>>224027131
You shouldn't be using guides and meta builds in RPGs, at least for your first playthrough.
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>>224027131
The fact is in a six player party it’s much more viable to have a decanted party buffer and healthier and crowd control people. Which was part of the balance and fun of party management in a RTwP game.
>use potion
It’s still an action to throw and heal someone else, it’s the same actions economy loss to use a cantrip or spell.
Also
>but I might need that potion later, might as well use a cantrip
>ends the game with 500 unused potions everytime
Also I am guessing you are playing with a grouped party member build, where some of us like to have our people spread out with other builds, which is the fun of the game,, you can do both.
You also ignored my other point about everyone having a spell to attack or debuff.
Back in my day, fighters were fighters, they didn’t have a missile missile to finish off stralugers or remove illusions. You can even have wizards use arrows for ground effects, where back in my day that would be a useless miss every time.
Anyways the min maxing is off the chart in 5E computer games.
It never really made lore sense to give your character 8 charisma to stack your other save throws. Plus BG3 has a ton of permanent buffs or item buffs to your stats.
With 8 chr you should be too ugly for people to be willing to give you quests.
Simulay with giving yourself 8 int, you should be too stupid to follow directions if the system was honest.
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>>224022557
adorable, now imagine what the game would have been like if Bioware circa 2020ish had been the ones to make it. Assuming they could even get a working product of that level out by that point.
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>NIGHTMARE MODE
Cast him.
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>>224022367
sheeit I think I did like 7 runs and I have less than half those hours
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>>224027506
CGI with Daniel Craig doing the voiceover
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>>224026576
>killing the plot relevant characters makes their storyline not appear later? Woke!
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>>224027506
ypipo NEED to be able to self-insert, they won't watch if they can't so white dragonborn durge would be a goofy side character to some boring sword and board tav
corpo kikes love it because it saves the money on costumes and cgi as well so i guess its symbiotic
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>>224018749
yeah they changed her face mesh to be more mannish and longer between beta and 1.0
that should clearly tell you their priorities
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>>224026892
I’ve literally never stacked barrels in any of the Larian games because I’m not a retard. Get some ranged characters of your own or learn to use your spells
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>>224021988
>try to build my negative charisma, 0-int obnoxiously neutral aligned monkcel character
>everyone is constantly trying to get on his dick
I felt like every character was too hyper player sexual. My instinct in games like this is to try and get to know my companions, but it made me want to ignore everyone in camp because somehow even lazel, who has hated everything I have done and never once agreed with me is suddenly going full hand banana and I'm just thinking "Whoa bitch... can we have dinner or something first?"
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>>224017121
I have masturbated to Shadowheart taking BBC so many times the image of her ass taking the black cock is burned into my memory
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>>224026892
maybe try to GIT GUT lil gup
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>>224027871
good morning sir
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>>224018943
I knew a girl IRL that looked extremely similar to this. I jerked off to her ass a few times
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>>224017121
Keeanu Reeves in drag
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>>224026892
Anon I beat the game and never had to cheese any fight. The game pretty much pushes you through the story because you get unlimited rests and the mats to make potions are everywhere.
If you're actually struggling to beat the game it's a skill issue.
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>>224018559
Michelle Rodriguez
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>>224027926
he'd be better as Karlach I think
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>>224027699
I mean he is right in the sense that the “good” play through gets a lot more quests
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>>224026576
choosing the obvious "good" option in act 3 as dark urge completely ruins the game for you
the trade-off shouldn't exist but it does
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all hail out Dark Queen
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>>224027871
It’s a pity your small stiffly could never satisfy her, even in your fantasy you just watch. Have you started wearing panties and refer to it as rubbing your Clitty? I promise your shame orgasms will be much better than what you experience now
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>>224028021
Why would you roll a dark urge to be good?
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>>224026892
>The combat revolves around doing shit like stacking explosive barrels and having prior knowledge to min max
Not really. You get withers early as fuck which is a dirt cheap way to re-spec your character.
Having some basic knowledge of how DnD character classes and skills work helps, but there are tool tips for all of it.
Each class has a main skill that really matters, a secondary skill, and then the rest is pretty much flavor/dump stats.
If you're a barbarian you don't need anything but strength and then constitution. If you're a warlock then charisma is king, a wizard needs every point of intelligence because they're nerds.
Being able to do shit like stack explosive barrels is just icing on the cake if you want to find a creative way to resolve encounters.
I remember being annoyed by that one mission where you have to guard some light portal from waves of enemies, and finally I just said fuck it, chucked out some explosive barrels, and exploded them strategically to thin out the waves.
Personally what I enjoyed most using dudes to hit other dudes with and a tavern brawler improvised weapons and throwing barbarian is an incredibly satisfying way to play through the game.
Surface layer is pretty basic, and if you want to goof around and do stupid shit the game won't stop you from abusing it.
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>>224027164
her ass is too big
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>>224027947
Except she was already a barbarian in the dungeons and dragons movie. Her being married to the little halfling who was a weird brad cooper cameo gave me a genuine giggle.
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>>224028166
>he was already a barbarian
see? perfect casting
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>>224022038
Well which mod is this and are the freckles part of it
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>>224017121
CHEATING WHORE PIECE OF SHIT!!
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>>224017121
>zoomers find this man faced hag attractive
No wonder whites are losing the culture war
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>>224017298
Kek, I wish!
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>>224020794
Whos this sexy lady?
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>>224018559
Herself
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>>224028725
I've lost count of my playthroughs and I had no idea Shae wanted to fuck this dude
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Minthara: yea or nay?
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>>224025352
>family of war refugees with a young daughter fleeing a mindflayer and goblin invasion squat in an empty house
>homeowner shows up with hired mercenaries and orders the mercs to kill the family
who could possibly be the bad guy here?
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>>224017173
Would have been a good pick 15 years ago.
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>>224017298
/thread
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>>224027041
Too derpy
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elden ring and baldur's gate iii, two dogshit games that are (((critically acclaimed)))
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>>224017357
Finger lickin good
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>>224022840
oy vey
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>>224018559
Get a woman who has no nose and put a tiny prosthetic on her
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>>224018754
She looks like chudjak whenever she gets mad.
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>>224020794
Hey isn't this that pornstar who got AIDS?
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>>224026270
Pics?
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>>224026152
>It also warns you if you are crossing a checkpoint that you can’t go back from.
It also warns you about the mountain pass being one-way, which it isn't. I missed that whole zone my first playthrough because the game told me if I went that way I couldn't come back, but didn't tell me that about the underdark.
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>>224017121
>>224017173
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>>224018878
That semen demon hasn't been active for almost a decade Anon. I can guarantee you you don't want to see what she looks like now.
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>>224026892
>The combat revolves around doing shit like stacking explosive barrels
So you saw a shitpost video about what you technically COULD do if you wanted to and concluded that this must be what you're forced to do in every fight? You're not too bright, huh?
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>>224018749
I just saw this get posted to Nexus lol:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4799

It changes Dame Aylin into a male, fully voiced and everything and less insufferable.

It's got all the users at reddit in a HUGE shitfit that it might be part of a more "nazi" modpack that removes other "degenerate" aspects of BG3...
https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18a4ryt/please_dont_support_the_ser_aylin_mod/


https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3839-realms-restored-4-2-baldur-s-gate-3

>No Alphabets:
https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1122-no-alphabets-2-2-baldur-s-gate-3
- Removes all LGBT (includes the Ser Aylin mod above), and even the Pronoun option from the UI. Leaves private diaries or people in the circus alone.

>Alternate Wyll Revamped:
https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1077-alternate-wyll-revamped-2-2-0-baldur-s-gate-3
Changes the black character Wyll to white! (including Demon form)

>Baldur's Better Aesthetics
https://f.rpghq.org/0qJUUPQvHHyl.zip?n=BetterAestheticsMinimalist.zip
- Removes the majority of black characters, leaving the white Baldurians and brown Calishites.

Those mods remove practically all the "progressive" aspects from BG3.
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>>224021988
wtf I did the same exact thing except gnome. I played as the Lorax
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>>224027761
>ypipo NEED to be able to self-insert, they won't watch if they can't
What's this meme of describing typical brownoid behavior and then trying to claim that it's actually what Whites do?
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>>224022344
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>>224032010
What a retard.
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>>224032010
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>>224032046
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>>224032046
Imagine how delusional you need to be to believe this.
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>>224026892
>I mean come the fuck on man, how is placing 5 barrels of explosives near a neutral goblin boss you have prior knowledge will turn aggressive a god damn "RPG".
maybe you should play the game instead of watching YouTube videos of people dicking around. Or are you so bad at video games you had to look up how to beat an encounter in a game like bg3, where the player gets showered in OP items and there's basically unlimited long rests?
10/10 baited me, I don't even like this game it has too many poofters
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>>224026152
>Free roam and find end of zone
>Aren't playing on super giga death nightmare mode so being lv5 instead of lv6 doesn't matter much
>Do I want to not go down this hole/step over this mogged deathknight and just see if the game is suddenly good? The starter zones additional 15 hours of meaningless quests since I found the end and the very next vendor/encounter loot will make my gear irrelevant surely will...

Feeling like you've sequence broken the game removes motivation to play the game you haven't gamed, which is especially a problem for BG3 because they over designed the FUCK out of the starter zone because it was the backer demo area. To show ongoing progress they put dozens of items and hundreds of completely pointless interaction examples that amount to if you want minthara knowing how to game the game and if you want karlack in your party the tiefling blacksmith to live through the first half hour of act2. Nothing including the adamantium mememail is actually worth going out of your way to pick up and if you're guidefagging you'll just run towards the specific rings and whatever that are build useful ignoring the other 90% that's shit.

The game being linear instead of a hub based sandbox also just sucks and is a product of the EA model dev cycle, not art. Act3 burnout is because of that.
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>>224027506
>>224027761
Dragonborn Durge canonically makes no sense
Prior to the nautiloid, Durge was constantly doing stuff in the criminal world of Baldur's Gate but was not able to be identified, and prior to that had foster parents and played tag with other kids.
The overwhelming majority of the population of Baldur's Gate are humans - if he were a fucking dragon he'd be identified and captured within weeks, he wouldn't be successfully eluding the authorities for years
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>>224034602
Nigga
The whole "Emperor" reveal makes even less.

At least there are DBs in Balders Gate
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>>224026892
>placing explosive barrels
Ugg "Placing!" I think you MEAN to say building a giant stack of boxes which you climb up then put explosive barrels on the top box and then remove that box causing the barrels to fall in a comical way and carpetbomb the boss
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>>224033991
>>224034602
>>224034890
the game is good, your ranting won't change anything
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>>224017121
Claudia Black
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>>224035074
too Jewy
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>>224021988
kek
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>>224034984
ranting?
nigger, i love Durge

But BG3, its a 8/10 at most
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>>224035117
name 64 better CRPGs
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>>224018559
her VA is an actor so there you go
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>>224035156
>gigantic honkin nose
I don't think so
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>>224017121

Xochitl Gomez
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>>224032010
Based
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>>224032046
>>224032073
He’s not wrong
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>>224030692
Nobody's got AIDS
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>>224018559
kirsten stewart has the right bitchy attitude
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>>224036820
Been 30+ years of shoving women into everything. So no, he isn't right.
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Once again the best option would be to:

>Pick a cosplayer.
>Dub their voices.

Their performance can't be any worse than today's actresses.
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>>224036796
damn, those pits...
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>>224036796
Hollywood, starting doing THIS!
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>>224036942
Non sequitur, his point stands
If anything, your peevish claim reinforces it
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>>224037189
Pushing one party to the front of the queue inherently pushes another back. You can't claim both facts are true.
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>>224037385
Opportunity isn’t a queue lmao
His point stands because you can’t even directly mention how he’s wrong
Or did you feel you weren’t encourage enough?
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>>224037605
Everyone has the "opportunity" to apply for any job and if it's only about ability there would be no need to put a hand on the scale.
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>>224026643
>People never include is the entire underdark, the mountain pass and the mine in comparison.

those are all act 1, including the rosymorn trail. the fact that you yourself don't know this demonstrates what I'm saying.

the problem with bg3 is that the story isn't written to work as a game and the game areas aren't structured around the story. it's a bunch of disparate ideas different members of the Larian council wanted to put in. act breaks are meant to be advancements of the main plot, which you can literally miss all of until the astral plane.

in BG3 saving the refugees, confronting the Githyanki and killing Ketheric all have nothing to do with each other. it's not a story.

>act 3 is small

no one said that. act 3 is bad because the story has both told you that you are in a race against time, then punished you for racing x4 times by that point. then it dumps you in another directionless quest hub. it's like a joke.
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>>224037695
Then it’s a shame that white men cultivated a culture favouring other white men.
If your argument is that white men are generally more qualified, then you support his argument that they don’t need encouragement.
Equality is a bitch, I know.
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>>224032073
it'd be funny if he got killed by some kind of brownoid
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>>224037766
>sanest rightoid
No wonder you guys always lose
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>>224027621
>Pave my path with corpses
>Build my castle with bones
Maybe
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https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18518742

you're welcome
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>>224017121
>>224018559
Seriously? Nobodys mentioned best girl yet?
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>>224037946
>dies in act 1
Side characters aren't best girl.
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>>224037964
>dies in act 1
Incorrect
>kills shart and frog instantly
This is correct
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>>224037830
>Your bones will build my palaces
>Your eyes will stud my crown
> -- from the Book of Lemmy

>>224037946
Where are we going to find a 6ft+ muscular woman who isn't allergic to red paint?
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>>224038032
>okay you got ya nethastone she got her stone I got his stone everybody got a stone and nothin' to do with em and somebody's gotta have all three sat'what you tellin' me?
I don't know if he would work as Durge
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>finally a proper goth girl romance
>have to turn her into goody two shoes trad farm girl for proper romance and she even dyes her hair blonde
t-thanks
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>>224038365
i thought you could still romance her if you let her take over the cult of shar as long as you passed a speech check
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>>224038436
You thought wrong.
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>>224038032
>Where are we going to find a 6ft+ muscular woman who isn't allergic to red paint?
In my harem tent
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