I haven't been to a party since 1995

>party
nigga still living in 1980

kys frogslop

>check his facebook, should show us what costume he's wearing this year
>this guy's a ghost
>all right, be on the lookout for any ghosts at the halloween par-
>no, sir, i mean he's a ghost. no facebook, no discord, this guy doesn't even have a bluesky
>he's probably still on x, check there
>nothing
>dear god...

>>224016134
Bros I'm having a girl over we're watching tucker and Dale vs evil and we're having sex!!!!!

>his phone has remained stationary in his room for 17 days, this guy's a ghost boss

>>224017217
Or should we watch the scream remake?

>>224017217
>>224017253
honestly, i dont care what you and your overweight girlfriend do lol

>his last 14 incoming calls are from his mother, he must be using a burner

>>224016134
I'm hosting a Halloween party at my house, not an apartment.

>>224017217
Hell yeah, brother. Fuck her good.

>>224017217
For some reason, based just on this post without any other information, I was able to ascertain that she is is fat

>>224016270
For me it was my brother's 28th birthday party in 2017.

>>224017275
Why not

>EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP he's going out at 12pm to walk around his town in the dark
>this is it boys he's finally snapped he's going to do crime
>get me blue team at the taco bell and red team at mcdonalds, just in case
>Sir...he's just walking around the alleyways and streets in the dark
>...
>my god, call the pentagon

>does he have any upcoming appointments?
>dentist next thursday
>HE'S MAKING CONTACT
>sir, it's a routine cleaning
>get me a full tactical overview of that dental practice
>chief, he's just ordered a pizza
>what toppings?
>plain cheese
>my god. he's completely unpredictable

>>224018105
kek
One of my favorite /tv/ memes
Will be undoubtedly doing this this weekend
https://youtu.be/WUtB57qawoo

>sir, some kids in costumes just rang on his doorbell even though his porch light isn't on
>tell those idiots on the stakeout to be ready with their cameras!
>...
>the suspect didn't answer the door and just turned off the other lights in his house

>>224016134
>Party? Detective, he's 30 years old.

Sarge what is citizen anon even suspected of?

>He gets 1 call a month, sir.
>It's his cellular provider, reminding him his pre-paid account is due for renewal.

>>224018105
>he's going out at 12pm to walk around his town in the dark

You live in Greenland or something?

>>224021730
kek

>>224016270
>>224017370
Put yourself out there, I'm a single dude in my 40s and I'm going go a Halloween party tomorrow.

>party
>when covid is still out there
lmao enjoy fucking dying