>>224015784

Look in the mirror.

>>224015784
keep posting it. i'll go tell your mom, fatty

Patrick was a dickhead on this one

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>>224015784
If u jelly cover your belly.

>>224016460
I can see your belly

>>224015784
Literally punch him.

>and then everyone stood up and clapped. Unironically.

Corden won’t be mourned when he goes. Nobody has a good word to say about him

I kind of love how Patrick Stewart was a massive IRL shitposter. It's very funny how Picard is nothing like what he was really like as a person.

>>224016612
It's still bizarre to me that one of the most despised and unfunny cretins our island has produced was able to have a big (if short-lived) career in the states. Who the fuck was watching his show over there? I know it can't have been American comedy connoisseurs, so I have to assume it was mostly old women and maybe some literal retards too. Well, at least all it's over now, and James is back in the doghouse where he belongs. I hope the ghost of Patrick Stewart will appear at the foot of his bed each night to remind him that he's still a fat cunt.

James Corden is one of those people I've never heard s single good story about. It's always "Yeah, he was a massive cunt."

>>224015784
Patrick was ahead of his time here, everyone hates that fat cunt now

>>224016736
Normies.
They couldn't get enough of "carpool karaoke" which was most definitely created by some poor script writer.

They were both being shitheads in this incident

>>224016736
Jews.
Literally and unironically Jews.
The BBC was funded by USaid at the time and Cordon was on their playlist as a guy who would do anything for a shekel. The absolute funniest altercation he got himself into was a physical fight with a gay Canadian furry after going into his gay furry store with a camera crew just to verbally abuse him for a "funny" haha look at those freaks clip. Cordon is a disgusting individual.

>>224016474
He tore his proximal biceps tendon in his right arm.

>>224016736
>It's still bizarre to me that one of the most despised and unfunny cretins our island has produced was able to have a big (if short-lived) career in the states
he's fat and loud which is a staple of american entertainment, but also british so they assumed he was intelligent and funny just because of his accent and went along with it for a while before they realised he's not.

>>224015784
>not all comedy needs a punchline, hack

>>224015784
it was observational comedy clearly. "i could see your big belly" lmao

>>224015784
Stewart was very much punching down here and it doesn’t make him look good, but at the same time, James Corden is a massive cunt and absolutely deserves it.

>>224016736
nobody actually watches stuff like this. they're paid to spread propaganda, its why the late show guy who's show was cancelled and revealed to have no real viewers was just instantly set back up again with mysterious funds.

>>224017710
did stewie start it? i guess i haven't seen the whole thing but corden looks like he's trying to physically intimidate a 90 year old and seems more buttblasted.

>>224017584
I think at this point in time most Americans will have abandoned the old "British accent = clever" stereotype. In the past, Americans and Brits viewed each other through the curated lenses of news media, which reported only those stories deemed relevant to their own respective countries, and mainstream entertainment, where the most presentable people were selected for the screen. In the 90s Americans were perhaps able to imagine Britain as a land populated exclusively with Hugh Grants and Helena Bonham Carters. In the internet age, though, the lock has been prised from the bathroom door and we are now free to look down each other's cultural toilet bowls and see the worst we have to offer. So now Brits know about Alex Jones and bronies, and Americans know about our chavs and ugly slags. They also know more about the neverending shitshow of British politics, which is unlikely to give an impression of high intelligence.

>>224017751
james has a rep for being a complete asshole. stewart may be a mean drunk but he was fairly likeable it seems. odds are james did something to piss him off pre show and he just could stand the big jelly belly hovering behind him with dark intentions

>>224015784
>the lunchline?
>it's backstage

>>224015784
In better times Stewart as a knight of the realm would be able to put him to death.

>>224015784
>you can see my belly and we can all see you dying right now
Fucking hell Corden, his body is not even cold yet.

>>224015784
As much of a raging faggot is I have to side with James Corden here. Patrick Steward should've pulled him aside and spoken to him privately instead of calling him out in front of the entire audience which made it awkward and unpleasant for everyone.

>>224019143
james cordon was on stage, it was already unpleasant for everyone.

>>224015784
They were both fucking retards

James Corden for bein James Corden

Patrick Stewart for being a hypocrite who criticizes James for his lack of manners while at the same time not giving a fuck that he himself is making it uncomfortable for all the viewers and ruining the atmosphere for other people in the audience

What the hell are any of you talking about

Link to the video?

>>224019143
whats with people on the internet going "herm this should have been a heckin private matter!" whenever something slightly confrontational happens on camera? do you faggots not enjoy a little spectacle or are you soooo above that?

>>224019268
Maybe because it's immature to publicly chastise someone like that in front of an audience? He also did it during some awards ceremony which makes it even more bizarre that instead of presenting the award which is the entire reason he's there he instead threw a tantrum. I don't even like James Corden but he had every right to react the way he did.

>>224019205
The atmosphere was already ruined when James Corden appeared on the stage. Patrick met him at his own low level.

>man takes a shit on top of another shit
>"Hey, I was enjoying that shit! You've ruined it."

>>224017392
how can you write this post and not link the actual fight? first i've heard of this.

>>224019205
>ruining the atmosphere for other people in the audience
He asked the crowd if they wanted one more, based Picard asked for their consent to abuse the fatty and they gave it

>>224019351
nah, no one likes james corden and he deserved to be publicly humiliated. i have had worse happen to me. james corden is a big baby and the boomer was not even that mean here

>>224017342
This was the core of it. Emotionally stunted mutts love their le musicals, even the failed normalfags on /v/

>>224016736
Him and Jack Whitehall are connected. Both talent voids.

>>224017392
Furries, especially gay furries (which is most of them) are disgusting freaks that deserve to be publically humiliated at every opportunity. The downfall of this site was the gradual acceptance of them

>>224019436
no one on this site "accepts" furries we just dont go out of our way to mock them because they arent interesting or new now. everything that needs to have been said has been said.

>>224015784
Why is he so fat?

>>224019511
people with emotional regulation issues tend to be overweight from drug abuse or food binges to cope with their sad little lives

>>224016736
I didn’t realize he was so hated for a long time. I don’t do much social media so I really ever saw him on his short appearance on doctor who. And thought he was alright. Now it’s pretty clear he’s a massive dick with a fake friendly personality, almost on par with Ellen

>>224019268
If you don't understand basic decorum by this stage in your life, I doubt an impromptu lesson from a Cantonese Comic Book forum is going to be the thing that finally makes it click.

>>224019544
>basic decorum
ya bro never call people out cause of muh manners and let shitty people walk around unimpeded. no wonder every western country is such a shithole of browns who just do whatever they want.

>>224017499
It's just a shadow and the reflection from the glass, you idiot.

>>224019579
Oh but who the fuck do you think you're kidding? You're the best behaved, most docile fat boy in town when you're not throwing your babyrage fits on the internet.

>>224017392
wtf based Cordon

>>224019615
>fat boy doing le babyrage fits
lmao the projection is crazy, you really identify with james corden here huh? did some boomer call you out? did the sky start falling when it happened?

>>224019436
We bash trannies on a regular basis, and "tranny" is a kind of umbrella term encompassing actual trannies and also tranny-adjacent groups like furries. As it happens, many furries are trannies in addition, there's a striking amount of overlap between the two groups. They're so closely intertwined that they share a nerve centre, and any blow we deal to Tranny will be felt too by Furry, his Siamese twin.

>>224015784
>If you fancy the Jonas brothers, cover your belly

Ultimate blackpill for comedyfags is that you can dedicate your life to learning how to become "funny" professionally to cope with being unpopular and undesirable but chad can always just blatantly call you a fat queer and the world will still laugh and side with him.
Jonah learned the same lesson from Ornella

>>224015784
fart for 19 seconds at 170 decibels

>>224017845
MORE TIME

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>>224016736
Only half dead boomers watch conventional TV unless it's sport. Colbert's late show audience was averaging over 70 years old.

>>224019681
Desu the part from Ornella interview that people forget is that Jonah was an annoying cunt and tried to call her a whore and she just laughed and moved to the next joke. He was only cooked at that point.

>>224016460
Even a dickhead is a saint next to C*rden

>>224016736
CBS picked him to take over the Late Late Show because they wanted to compete with Fallon and he had a similar vibe. That's really all their is to it.

>>224015784
>You must be so eager for the punchline because you have it confused with the American sugary children's beverage, a drink your disgustingly fat visage suggests you are most familiar with.

>>224016736
It's a common scam - someone gets hyped and well-known in one region for whatever reason - and it might even be that they are well-known because they're hated, or it might be jewery or nepotism or propaganda purposes - and when the hate gets too much and figures tank they move onto somewhere else. You can think of it like the practice of the church moving known child abusers to another parish in the old days as locals start to discover something is going on. People in a different country also take a lot longer to suss someone out as being a talentless hack because they sometimes mistake things for quirks of british people or that they don't get something because they're American when it's actually just because they're dogshit. Confusing matters is that of course often someone really does move to another country like America because they're too big for uk alone.

Happened here in Ireland this guy Ryan Tubridy was pushed due to his connections at the public broadcaster here, everyone hated him and he got worse over time. So he moved to the UK and was pushed as the next Terry Wogan (Terry Wogan was a top Irish broadcaster who really was too big for Ireland and successfully moved to the UK) and it was all farce. At the start he actually got high figures but then over time they realized he was just dogshit and unfortunately for us he's apparently trying to work for RTE (our public broadcaster) again, and he'll no doubt get it.

>>224021592
So CBS saw this and thought, "This is our guy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8M7EcmPGk

>>224016736
If you're obnoxious, say the right things, and mostly stay out of trouble there are networks that will prop you up and pretend you're a massive hit.
Corden would go the way of Ellen if he ever said he was stepping away from the industry. Absolutely nobody gives a shit about this guy.

>>224015784
is the fat fuck celebrating? did he put out a statement? 'good riddance' perhaps?

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How did Captain Bald explain this one to his wife?

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>>224021843
>Ryan Tubridy
Don't remember even hearing about this guy before.

>>224023061
he's just a a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, "Don't trust the Argies!", dick in the twink, cheddar cheese, and chicken tikka masala englishman

>>224015784
Patrick Stewart: Dies and get's millions of people praising him, universally loved, inspired masses of people
James Corden: Argues with this legend and comes across as a massively unfunny fat cunt. When he dies people will line up to shit on his grave.

>>224025555
Checked these fucking quads of truth

>>224023061
Nothing to see here, just two obviously heterosexual men having a snog in public.

>>224015784
The best way to deal with a fat person, is to make fun of them. They will be motivated to be healthier.

>>224025555
Is there anything better than posthumous praise?

>>224019483
>>224019436
>>224019657
>Recluse retards think they are head of the social pecking order because they say things "We're all thinking" when in reality the only ones thinking it are alt rightwing fringe groups that number in the few thousand members but have all been cattled onto this site making it look bigger than it actually is.

Ever wonder how weird it is that only you and your grandfather openly express these views, and how you have no GF or significant other? huh almost as if you're all going to die alone because you're hateful niggerfaggots, rope yourselves before someone does it for you.

>>224026513
>Ever wonder how weird it is that only you and your grandfather openly express these views, and how you have no GF or significant other?

Holy trannycaust Batman, the villain himself posted one of his criminal conundrums!

Yes Robin, and if we follow the clues we'll catch him in his pestilent ploy.

>>224026798
I don't speak nigger, please hang yourself.

>>224026915
i could cum inside of you and it would feel really good

>>224026513
>Ever wonder how weird it is that only you and your grandfather openly express these views

You confuse silence with acceptance. We can't say it openly because there are hate speech laws and workplace regulations that pull the public zip shut. But behind closed doors it's a different story, and you know it.

>>224027125
And your confusing 4chan norms with societal norms.

>>224016460
Shut yer gob Jim

>>224016460
True but Corden was still a twat about it, had an easy win and he still fucked it up

>>224026513
Hate speech rules aren't there to stop people saying things they aren't thinking. If people weren't thinking it, there'd be no need for the rule.

>>224027717
4chan is the norm that dare not speak its name.

>>224016460
Who cares, James Corden should be shot.

>>224026449
Resurrection

>>224015784
>>Go ahead i'm waiting for the punchline
Makes a change from waiting for the main course, you fat cunt. I burp in his face.
The crowd goes wild, I wave to the audience and walk of stage still waving.
I'm on a high. My backstage manager taps me on the shoulder and says "that was wonderful Patrick, absolutely wonderful." and I reply "oh it was nothing really". I head off to my dressing room for a cup a Earl Grey and a blowjob from Ian McKellen.

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>>224015784
>Your response?
>poke belly
>'that was the punchline, nigger'

>>224015784
QRD?

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>>224029662

Dear British people, can you please stop sending us your worst and most insufferable twats? You've sent us James Corden, you've sent us John Oliver, you've sent us Piers Morgan MORE than once. What did we do to deserve this? Are you still salty about 1776?

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>>224029635
Stop paying us hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to lecture you on why half your fellow countrymen are backwards republikkkan rubes, yankim

>>224019415
kek

>>224015784
Set course for intercourse!

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fuck off and die james cordon you fat bellied fucking fuck

>>224019205
>Patrick Stewart for being a hypocrite who criticizes James for his lack of manners while at the same time not giving a fuck that he himself is making it uncomfortable for all the viewers and ruining the atmosphere for other people in the audience
corden could have taken it instride, realized he was being a cunt, made a selfdepricating joke and saved the situation...but he got all giddy that he thought his 'comedic prowess' was going to own someone...then it fell flat and made everyone uncomfortable. just say 'sorry, jet lagged'..everyone would chuckle, then start doing your job going forward

Patrick Stewart was an atheist?