I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire.
>>224014674He didn't fly so well. Lotta loyalty for a high counselor.
*sodomizes your son*
>>224015093Why wasn't he arrested? The king wasn't above the law and couldn't kill people whenever he wanted without going through a process that ends in a signed death warrant.
>>224015512he kept yeeting the cops who tried to arrest him.
>>224015512Fun fact: King Charles III cannot be arrested by anyone for any reason, ever. So, chances are high that Edward I did want he wanted and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>224015093imagine having a leader not a zionist faggot. maybe monarchies aren't so bad
>>224015093He threw a fag out a window. He's based in my book.
>>224014674this is my favorite spam threadI love this scene
>>224015608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S7QARslq74
>>224015512For what? He slipped, a senseless tragedy.
>>224014674I am skilled in the arts if giving reach arounds and sucking a golf ball through a garden hose
WHAT NEWS OF THE NORTH?
>>224014674Oblique flank, wedges, inverted crescent, terrain advantages, barricades to create terrain advantage, square formation, hidden cavalry reinforcement flank (Like 99.99% certain this is where cavalry meme even comes from), and weakened slowly advancing center flank with reinforced side flanks.
>>224014674Are you? Tell me, what advice would you, uh, give me on the present SITUATION?!
>>224016458man, that's easypost a large division of troops on a hill, hide a contingent of cavalry or heavy infantry nearby, and bait your enemy into attacking directly, thinking they have the larger number
>>224015583Oy vey! It's anuda....
>>224015561Yeah and the trial that lopped off King Charles I's head was actually not legitimate. In practice it doesn't matter, the Monarchy has been a joke since Parliament drove out the Stuarts.At this point if the King of England wanted his mojo back he'd have to get the Royal Navy to back a coup.
There hasn't been an actual English king of England in nearly a thousand years
>>224016515By this metric, "english" rulers only controlled the Kingdom for a few decades between the early 10th century and early late 11th, while foreign rulers of several kinds ruled the country for 95% of its history.
>>224016581Yes.That is literally English history. The Anglo-Saxon nobility were completely overtaken and replaced by Norman French.Hell, if you believe the ruling replacement theory of pre-Germanic Britain, that's what happened to the original Celtic Romano-Brits.So in actuality, it has been nearly two thousand years since they have ruled themselves.
>>224016515And that is a good thing.
>>224016515The Windsors' practice of marrying the natives is starting to reverse this. Diana was native English, and so is Kate. William will be the most ethnically-English King of England in centuries, and George moreso after him.
>>224016625what a time to start replacing your citizens with muslims
>>224014674holy shit that is some horrendous lighting
>>224015512>It was some sad shit, motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more
>>224017316he fell down some stairs
>>224017316>He's a sodoooomite!!!
>>224017387that too
>>224015512>he king wasn't above the lawSimon de Montfort died trying to keep retards like Eddie from taking over. Too bad his own kids (and allies) were retards too.
>>224017403>War council, whatever happened there...
>>224017459WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE????
The funny thing is he probably was. The evil gay scheming striver tends to be very talented. I would consider trading my talentless fag son for a talented one.
>>224017560what battles has he won?
>>224017568I'm guessing he considers himself more of a high level strategist. Something that Longshanks was pretty fucking terrible at, at least in this movie where Mel Gibson turns all of the English into evil dumbasses.
>piers gaveston>hugh despenserEddy 2.0 had a thing for ambitious, gay psychopaths
>>224015093Low counselor now.
>>224017547>Your Highness, You know the wine makes you emotional.
>>224017667DON'T YOU YOUR HIGHNESS ME!
Fetch the Warwolf.
>the future king of england is a big poofter>william wallace got his queen pregnant, who irl would have been like 6 years old at the timewhat did mel mean by this?
>>224018335he wasn't always historically accurate
>>224014674>Longshanks described as a "cruel pagan" even though he literally fought in the crusades>Prima nocta wasn't actually a thing>No bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge>Movie implies that Wallace invented the idea of pikes >Scots fight in a line formation instead of several schiltron formations>Scots are portrayed as a mob of guys with pitchforks etc when they had stuff like archers and knights IRL>Movie is set too late for woad paint and too early for kilts but shows the Scots using both>Shows the assistance from France as a new thing when in fact the Balliols were hiding in France, the Scots and French both intervened in the Barons War, etc.
>>224019193the british isles were full of pussies and taken over by the frenchit's easy to understand why mel gibson was so confused
>>224015607This never happened. Antimonarchist propaganda.
>>224014674More like, skilled in the art of sword fighting
>>224014674If he was a nobleman, he would've certainly been educated on those topics. How successful his education was is another thing.
>>224017417This is why society is failing. For every 1 inventor, for every 1 artist, for every one craftsmen, for every one sentinel...There are literally tens of thousands of scavengers. Those humans whose primarily traits are to hide in a Crack until something good is left behind by something else. The amount of people like that is so great, they actively scavenge the humans who have ACTUAL roles and niches to fill. The species spent so much time cramming their working class into "pest" infested areas that now the working classes are just as hardy as those same pests. The folly really lies woth then hubris of nobility. They couldn't keep their genes pure, and they got fat and stupid by enjoying safety and admiration too much.
>>224019193>battle of stirling bridge>no bridgeI really don't care about historical accuracy in dumb hollywood shit, but this one always gives a sensible chuckle
>>224020328Most military commanders were extremely straightforward because of risk aversion. The ones remembered did batshit crazy things that either required more effort or discipline.
>>224018286Warlwilf?
>>224020346>They couldn't keep their genes pure,Didn't keeping their genes too pure cause problems for some of them like the Hapsburgs?
the middle ages deserves better
Through fag out the window so I can watch good tv.
