Mortarion, Fulgrim, Angron....I have a use for you.
What use?
40k is so stupid
>>224015417Tourist
>>224015447idk what that means. 40k is stupid
>>224015447
>>224015417Yeah that's what I like about it, especially the orkz. Pure, blunt stupidity in a fun way.
>>224016193orkz should fall to khorne
>>224016254Gork and Mork are too powerful, it can't happen. Especially Gork who is brutal and cunning, Mork is kind of a little bitch.
>>224016305>cunning and brutal>little bitchYou will rue the day you underestimated Mork
Bros I been away the past couple days, lore status?
>>224014583I like the over the top aesthetic of 40k but why they always add that giant lower leg armour? It looks stupid, like the bell-bottoms of early 2000's.
>>224016254thats not how orks work
>>224016657You still trying to force that shit? Let it go, Devansh.
>>224015417
>>224015447>comes to 4chan.org/tv/>posts something that isn't television or film >"hey this is kinda dogshit" >noooo you're a tourist!fuck off to /tg/
>>224016254Khorne is Gork&Morks bitch
>>224016657guardedtrust the plan
>>224014583He should have rollerskates
>>224015447rogue trader era gamer. 40K IS stupid
>>224016177>community is a way to try to force your beliefs onto other people. i dont want to be part of any corporate community. and my pounds surely will be missed fuckers
>>224017701Thanks man, I can rest easy now.
>>224016305>Hating MorkMay your dakka be all punny and scarce
Clarksoooooon!
>>224016177Apparently you missed the memo, financial blackmail DEI went after everything men exclusively enjoy. That's how we got hiking is racist and football is gay marking pushes.
>>224015417You didn't think it was cool when Gluppus Shittus fought space aliens with his space weapons on his space ship in space?
>>224019920i dont remember that story but that sounds cool as shit
>>224014583GW have turned dwarfs into somalian women. Warhammer needs to end.
>>224019941shit, not cool, being the operative word here
>>224019820Stop replying to yourself, street-shitter.
>>224019965>age of sigmari think the problems started much much earlier than those "dwarves"
>>224019915Oh you poor little thing, you must be loving this excuse to act like a screeching bitch victim all day. So happy for you.
>>224020013>genetic super-solider needs glassesngmi
>>224016177This was written by the communist who also celebrated the death of Charlie Kirk.
>>224015417>40k is so stupid
>>224019965
>>224020047those are special Standard Template Construct Glass Pattern glasses discovered by Radomir Glass on Planet Ogu IV, a remnant of the dark age of technology.
>>224019965I know in theory there are people who pay attention to the Age of Sigmar lore but its pathetically few. Mogged by old world, let alone 40K, rightfully so. Just the worst worldbuilding imaginable
>>224020047it's got a HUD on it o algo
>>224020070ok and?
>>224014583mmmmmm nootka
>>224016254Khorne isn't orky enough.
>>224014583>Y'all loved Sanguinius. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome.
>>224020912>>224020981and why does he look like like a dork
>>224023164He is an Imperial fist. Of course he looks like a dork. Have you seen the yeeyee ass haircuts the BT have?
>>224016807Their purpose is to disentegrate everything they kick in front of it, more satisfying if its a huge fucking boot. Also probably for stability and leg protection or some lore shit no one cares about.
>>224019965it's about time they brought them back
>>224015417Yeah, I preferred the Medieval one
>>224023356I see a doctor, an engineer and a rapist
>>224023480why did he do it bros....
>>224020036You are a little bitch victim.
>>224014583Master of Monsters.
>AAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME ROGAL-
>>224024100people forget good old sang was fighting for literal weeks and was basically half-way broken when he confronted horus
>>224024100I love Dorne and all but Horus was so juiced up he would have mopped the floor with him. All the primarchs, really. It had to be the big guy.
>>224024100>Happy trails, Sangy
>>224024100Horus cheated sanguinius was tired he just killed angron 1 v 1 he would have beaten him otherwise and the chaos gods cheated and let horus win
>>224023977Didn't he attend a university where he studied performance art? His life is probably the greatest piece of performance art in recent history>be relatively normal guy>career as violinist isn't taking off>decide to become a massive fat fuck faggot>make videos about what a disgusting freak you are>videos make you millions of dollars>lose all the excess weight in secret while still posting pre-recorded binge-eating videos online>reveal that you're now at a normal weight again>" haha it was a fun social experiment :^) "
>>224015417It's literaly the most grounded scifi property. Everything has its purpose, its place and its explanation.
>>224020036>act like a screeching bitch victim all dayI am not a leftist though.
>>224019882Clarkson is an ork. Hammond is a ratling. May is based.
>>224024100>>224024904Y'know I didn't realize it at the time but this sort of shit is precisely why I stopped giving a shit about 40k. It's the lorefaggotry. Shit sounds like some WWE tier scripted drama>THE EMPEROR IS IN TROUBLE NOW! HIS OWN SON HORUS IS ABOUT TO CHALLENGE HIM FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!>BUT HERE COMES SANGUINIUS! THE GREAT ANGEL HIMSELF! HE'S GONNA PUT THE HAMMER OF THE EMPEROR ON THAT DOUBLE-CROSSING HORUS! HIS OWN BROTHER!>OOOH HE FUMBLED THAT MOVE! THE ANGEL IS DOWN! THE EMPEROR IS GONNA BE DETHRONED!>BUT WHAT'S THAT? ONE OF THE REFS IS ENTERING THE RING? JUST A LOWLY GUARDSMAN? AND HE HITS HORUS IN THE BACK WITH A LASCHAIR!>HORUS IS OUT COLD! SO IS THE EMPEROR! BUT THE EMPEROR GETS TO KEEP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP EVEN IF HE HAS TO RETIRE NOW!>THAT GUARDSMAN IS GONNA GET AN HONORARY ENTRY IN THE IMPERIAL HALL OF FAME!
>>224025323You are now the first person to make 40k sound cool.
>>224024243This, not to mention fighting Angron and Khabandha back to back
>>224014583>The planet Shitholis 37, population 37 trillion, is under attack by the legions of Chaos led by Daemon Prince Blagobag the World Molester>astropaths immediately begin sending out the SOS call, dozens of them dying as their heads explode from the telepathic strain>after several more dozen head explosions and a thorough cleaning of the receiving room, the message makes it to Imperial Command>seven years pass as it works its way up the bureaucracy, a new record>as Shitholios 39's primary export of desiccated people squeezins is the only source of food for 100 star systems it is given priority>23 years later the relief fleet readies to launch>the horrifically mutated Navigator opens his third eye, sending everyone within 200 yards into murderous frenzy as the fleet tears reality a new space hole and deep dives into double ultra no-no bad touch hell, aka The Warp>6 years later, 52 years ship time, the fleet emerges over the skies of Shitholis 27>15% of the fleet never reappears>4% of the fleet arrives at Shitholis 37 36 years in the past, causing Captain Blagobag of the Relentless Fury-class battleship Unrelenting Furious Fury of Fury Which Does Not Relent to sell the souls of his crew to the Ruinous Powers for the power to molest worlds>meanwhile the rest of the fleet engages in fierce combat over Shitholis 27>Fleet Captain Darth Jean-Luc Buck Flash Han Luke Valerian Robocop Blade Runner the VIII watches the battle in the midst of his 412 course luncheon>suddenly a Space Wolf fleet lead by Wolf Lord Wolf Wolfer, Wolf Captain of the 8th Wolf Company, the Wolving Wolves, arrives>for failure to respond to the attack on Shitholis 37 Fleet Captain Darth Jean-Luc Buck Flash Han Luke Valerian Robocop Blade Runner the VIII has been declared excommunicato traitorious and sentenced to have his brain amputated and his body converted into a fecal disposal servitorI don't get the appeal of 40Gay. Fantasy was so much more interesting
>>224024090> LorgarKek
>>224025552>>224025323Youre both fags.
>>224026729>World Molesters
>>224015417that's the best part, dummy
>>224024100Are there any good Heresy of 40k novels or short stories that have primarily Alpha Legion vs Alpha Legion for the plot?
>>224024846he should play the emperor post golden throne
>>224027412they're ALL alpharious
>>224027473Of course. But I want to see them fight each other.
>>224025323
>>224026729That sounds like ludokino. You should send a manuscript to BL.
>>224025323The lore originally was just a mythology to give a backstory to the setting where people could make up their own stories. Naturally, they didn't, instead demanding that the LORE become regulated and everything become established fact. Thus mythological beings that were supposed to be the religious backdrop of this future society became real people written by 2nd class pulp novelists and ended up as mundane losers with mundane losers issues. The emperor turned from this strange figure spawned into existence by the collective will od early humanity and unknown divines into some redditor with a chip on his shoulder. Loretards just hate ambiguity and being asked to either fill in the gaps themselves or just accept they exist.
>>224027734I NEED to know if Angron's fleetmaster was a girlboss
>>224027734Stop lying, the lore was always pre-existing.
>>224027734Forget those two other fools who responded, I knew that all along. I liked the setting more when everything wasn't explained.
>>224027818it was just that, lore. there was a civil war, horus crippled emps, emps killed horus and now he's sitting in the golden toilet forever. cue endless war and the laughter of the gods among the stars and now it's time for your guys to take the field
>>224027734>instead demanding that the LORE become regulated and everything become established fact.The overwhelming American urge to ask for explanations. Fuck 'em.
>>224023397The Old World is largely very early modern except for Bretonnia. That's what makes the setting stand out because they let the Renaissance happen in a fantasy world.
Ave dominus nox!>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3n-M6eBp4g&list=RDMMA3n-M6eBp4g
>>224026729Kek
>>224023977guaranteed nigga's got aids
