>Sugar: "What time do you close?">Store Clerk: "Generally 'round 6, 6 or 7">Sugar: *struggles not to laugh*>Store Clerk: "....sir?">*digs fingernail into his flesh to contain laughter*>*blood seeps from the wound*>unable to hold on any longer, Sugar explodes in an uproarious guffaw with tears running down his face*
>>224012618What? And why a zoomer edit
>>224012642Call it, unc-o.
>>224012642Six-Seven; I just bipped right on the highway.
>>224012618>blud deadass married into it...
>>224013677Why do all zoomers look the same
>>224012618Would you hold still, please, bruh?
>>224014271NPCs with zero original thought. They had their IQs vaxxed down to zero
>>224014799For me, it's the way gen alpha got turned into nonverbal autists because they never learned how to speak properly because they couldn't watch people's mouth movements during their early development on account of everyone wearing masks. And then they had their IQs vaxxed down to zero.
>>224014855dont forget around 30% of them were aborted
>blud>Bro is [ ]>main character>what is blud/bro [ ] about?>bruh>hes him>let him cook>who let cook>lil bro thinks he's on the team>cooked>this ain't it chief>chat is this real?>alexa>[ ]andy>ayo>bussin>mood>vibe>vibin>passed/failed the vibe check>squad>waffling>yapping>itreallydobelikethat>ohio>malding>oldhead>goofy>ahh>im dying>deadass>:skull:>:sob:>we have [ ] at home>full send>lowkey>highkey>mid>cap>nocap>fr>bet>ong>ratio>map>slop>sheesh>penjamin>blinkertn>homie>Nword>Nwordpas>fanumtaxsneako>mbeast>xq>icespice>xitter>wildin>goon>gooning>goonsesh>sigma>sigmagrindset>mewing>beefing>cuh>lit>mad [ ]>big [ ]>[ ]maxxing>caught lacking>GOATED>sus>rizzrizzler>level [ ] rizzler>baby gronk>skibiidi toilet>skibiid rizz>daddy>[ ]ussy>finna>drip>OH HELL NAW>slaps>gyatt>W/L>common/rare [ ] [W/L]>L + ratio + [ ] + [ ] +...>+/-[ ] aura>hawk tuah>yikes
>>224015413Also girl zoomers say slay a lot
>>224013677that boy is icsh
>>224015413Actually?
>>224015413ayo this uncle cashing out no crap *dabs*
